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| 2006/7/12-18 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Law/Court] UID:43646 Activity:nil |
7/12 http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/people/features/6280/index.html How did an Orthodox Jewish lawyer and family man fall so hard for a Scores stripper that he invited her to his kids' bar mitzvahs? \_ this is from Aug 2002? Is this apropos of anythign in in particular?? \_ Sounds like a story for link:ihatestrippers.com \_ Is going to strip clubs really that common a business practice? \_ Unless you're gay or a religious person, yes. That's how the world works to close big deals. No string sex or no deal, take your pick. \_ I read the article and noticed that it's incredibly similar to a Law & Order CI rerun that I watched recently, right down to the really small details (except there was a murder involved in the tv show). Is it legal for a show to take a story like this and make it into an episode? can they still claim that "any similarity to persons living or dead" is just a coincidence? |
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| 2006/7/12-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43643 Activity:nil |
7/12 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060711/hl_nm/breast_ironing_dc In the age of breast augmentation, this is just bizzar \_ bizarre, even. \_ This is population control. 1) Damaged breast -> ugly breast -> less sex -> fewer pregnancies -> lower population growth. 2) Damaged breast -> less or no breast milk -> less antibodies and nutrients for infants -> higher infant death rates -> lower population growth. |
| 2006/7/11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43627 Activity:high |
7/10 I am in 'open' relationship, kind of, as in, I have a girlfriend...
and she dates other people. I figured out her yahoo mail password,
read her email, and discovered that over the holidays she
visited her out of state boyfriend, and I found a message
where she mails him about how awesome the sex was.
So, I am a shit for reading her email, and we are in an
open relationship, but I should be on http://grouphug.us
\_ and you're not dating others because ...
\_ Poor time management skills.
\_ yeah, group hug because you suck.
\_ just dump her without telling her what you know, but do it like
a real jerk.
\- i recommend you head butt her. --beavis@soda
\_ Well, what do you want from her? You could just think of her
as someone to have sex with. You knew it was an open
relationship before, right?
\_ I guess I don't understand. If you agreed to an open
relationship, what's the problem? I personally wouldn't get
into an open relationship, but it seems a bit late to complain
now.
\_ I guess what's relevant here is, did you ask her where she went/
did she lie to you? If she lied, then open relationship or not,
something's wrong. If you ask casually ("so where'd you go?" vs.
"where WERE you!?") and she gets defensive, something's wrong.
Otherwise, if it's an open relationship, you should be able to talk
about it. "Ooh, tell me about him! How's the sex?" BTW, if I
found out my S.O. broke into my email without asking, I'd dump them
faster than you can say "invasion of privacy" |
| 2006/7/5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43565 Activity:nil 80%like:43540 |
6/30 ax where are you
http://youtube.com/watch?v=agly43DevXU
http://myboobsite.com/blog
http://tinyurl.com/of22u
\_ ...was there a point to this?
\_ If you have to ask, you don't know...
\_ I'm still here, and it's good to see the motd is
as kind to me as ever. Thanks!! -ax |
| 2006/6/30-7/5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43540 Activity:nil 80%like:43565 |
6/30 ax where are you
http://youtube.com/watch?v=agly43DevXU
http://myboobsite.com/blog
\_ ...was there a point to this?
\_ If you have to ask, you don't know...
\_ I'm still here, and it's good to see the motd is
as kind to me as ever. Thanks!! -ax |
| 2006/6/21-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43454 Activity:nil |
6/21 <DEAD>www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-06/21/content_622829.htm<DEAD> Wheelchair-bound white man stealing Asian women \_ Oh geez, get yourself a girlfriend. ;) |
| 2006/6/12-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43364 Activity:nil |
6/12 http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060609/sc_space/maybetonighthoneyihaveamigraine I need to figure out how to give my wife a migrain. We haven't had consistent sex for a very long time and it's pissing me off. \_ Tell her you want to fuck her best friend/sister. She'll have a migraine all right. Seriously, welcome to marriage! \_ Why? Sounds like a fun threesome in the making. \_ Or a divorce. Where's BDG when we need you?! |
| 2006/6/12 [Reference/History/WW2/Japan, Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Japan] UID:43358 Activity:nil |
6/12 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060612/od_nm/japan_robber_dc Proof that little yellow men are lousy robbers: |
| 2006/6/8-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43330 Activity:low |
6/8 I'm sorry for the silly question but when people have sex in real
life, do they usually do everything like in porn? Usually porn starts
with oral and finger, following by some of all of the followings:
doggy, cowboy, missionary. Fetish porns also have anal, tit sex,
LARPing, and other things that I personally find disgusting. I hope that
I never have to perform these things when the time comes. Lastly, is
pulling out an implicitly agreed upon convention? I never learned
these in sex education so any advice would be helpful. Thanks!
\_ Awesome troll. +5 for originality.
\_ It's all done like in 1980s German porn. You need to grow a
droopy mustache, and slap her rump while maintaining a pained
expression and saying things like JAA BABY, OH JAA. Bonus
points if she has a feathered blond hairdo and chews gum. -John
\_ The most important thing to remember is to always tip the midgets.
\_ Oh, I'll be "tipping the midgets", don't worry about that.
\_ You do whatever floats your boat. What is LARPing? And
I haven't been pulling out. It's not that great as a method
of birth control.
\_ Someone replaced anal with LARPing. I know pulling out is not
effective, but what do you use instead? Most of the Japanese
porns use the condom but none in American porns. Why is that?
\_ ob Cal dude and prostitute in dorm video
\_ urlP
\_ #t |
| 2006/6/7-9 [Reference/BayArea, Recreation/Dating] UID:43307 Activity:nil |
6/7 I'm a noob to theater, but I have a GF that likes it, and will
be coming to the bat area to spend some time with me next month.
Any recommendations of something that will be good, but could
be appreciated by someone without much exposure to this sort
of thing.
\- I think theater means different things to different people ...
althought some have broad interests. First there is "literary"
theater vs popular theater [Hamlet vs. Pajama Game]. Next, are
you looking for high quality, evening on the town, expensive
productions [ACT, +$30tix] or cheep stuff in small theaters
[cost of the movie, sometimes version of well known plays, other
times you're picking based on plot/reviews]. You could try one of
the (free) shakespeare in the parks or shakespeare at stinson
[although hamlet may not be the best choice ... taming of the
shrew is pretty user friendly]. I'm exlcuding Opera, symphony but
including musicals. Given your parameters, do not under any
circumstances see the Oresteia.
\_ Taming of the Shrew, with a GF, is a bad choice. A lot of
'modern' women don't like it because the whole point of the
\- oh jesus. and part of the idea is making a
day out of it going out to stinson etc. is anybody
around here putting on 'Ado or 12N?
play is how Petruchio de-shrewifies Katarina... which women
will claim is misognyist. Though it's arguable, just beware.
Instead, go for Much Ado About Nothing or Twelfth Night;
both are some of the better comedies, and will please
everyone --michener
\_ The Exit theatre (http://www.sffringe.org tends to have
interesting productions for a small theatre. I tend not to like
ACT because the productions aren't worth the price of admission.
The SF Opera is actually pretty good, and you can get either
student or standing room tickets for really cheap if you're
willing to stand in line at 10 in the morning the day of.
\_ The Berkeley Rep has reliably good productions. See what its
current crop of plays is at the moment. -dans
\- i am actually interested in seeing moliere: miser. anybody seen
in and have a review? i dont think berkeley rep is that great.
the best thing i've seen on this side of the bay was probably
the shotgun player's version of Shaw's Man and Superman which
was quite good.
\_ The Shotgun Players aren't in the same league as the Berkeley
Rep. -dans |
| 2006/6/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43251 Activity:low |
6/1 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12376560 "...In Japan, by contrast, just 18 percent of the men and 10 percent of the women answered positively about their sex lives. And in Taiwan, only 7 percent of the women said sex was very important in their lives." Can't agree with this survey more. Japanese and Taiwanese women are the WORST in bed, that is, if you even get sex at all. Been there, done that. Word of advice: don't date Japanese and Taiwanese. You get little sex or bad sex, and they spend all your hard earned doughs on Gucci, Lous Vuitton, and other shit. -bitter |
| 2006/6/1-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43248 Activity:nil |
6/1 Link 1: Japanese people are not satisfied with their sex lives.
Link 2: Japanese people don't have very much sex
Link 3: Japanese population is decreasing. The Justice Ministry
thinks this is bad and tries to improve the odds
by relaxing immigration rules.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5355494
"Overall, people in Austria are most satisfied with their sex lives,
and Japanese are least satisfied."
http://www.durex.com/cm/gss2005Content.asp?intQid=778&intMenuOpen=
"Lovers in Japan are the least amorous, having sex just 45 times
a year.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/parenting/06/01/japan.population.reut
"Japan's fertility rate hits record low... The head of a Justice
Ministry panel recommended earlier this week that the country limit
the proportion of foreigners to 3 percent of the population,
compared with 1.2 percent now."
Yeah baby! Imma horny and coming to J town to screw yo women!
\_ "University of Chicago researchers surveyed more than 27,000
middle-aged and elderly people worldwide about their sex lives,
regardless of sexual orientation."
So you're looking to get lucky with 40 to 80 year olds?
http://www.durex.com/cm/gss2005Content.asp?intQid=778&intMenuOpen=
"Lovers in Japan are the least amorous, having sex just 45 times
a year.
\_ "How the research was conducted: Based on the number of
respondents from 41 countries, the 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey
is the largest sexual health research project of its kind in the
world. Now in its ninth year, the survey has quadrupled in size
since its launch and covers 41 countries - newcomers this year
included Indonesia and Chile. This is the fourth year that this
survey has been carried out via the http://durex.com website and
responses have been analysed by sex and age to give an in-depth
and truly global picture of sexual attitudes and behaviour."
So, only people who were familiar with durex condoms and who visited
the website and filled out the survey were selected. Can you say
"skewed sample"? Knew you could.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/parenting/06/01/japan.population.reut
"Japan's fertility rate hits record low... The head of a Justice
Ministry panel recommended earlier this week that the country limit
the proportion of foreigners to 3 percent of the population,
compared with 1.2 percent now."
\_ Those "foreigner quotas" are racist.
\_ "With its falling birth rate, Japan is hardly alone among advanced
countries. South Korea's fertility rate fell to a record low of
1.08 in 2005, well below the global average of 2.6 children and
the average in developed countries of 1.6."
Well, of course the fertility rate is down; they're using durex
condoms and answering internet surveys rather than having sex.
Yeah baby! Imma horny and coming to J town to screw yo women! |
| 2006/5/31-6/3 [Recreation/Dating, Health] UID:43237 Activity:nil |
5/30 Pedophile Europeans want the legal age to lower to 12:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060530/od_nm/dutch_pedophiles_dc
\_ "The party wants private possession of child pornography to be
allowed although it supports the ban on the trade of such materials."
Uh... what's the point of that?
\_ Umm.. so they can make their own?
\_ It's the "go after the producer not the consumer" model. Lots
of countries do that for drug laws. If you make and sell a
shitload of drugs they will go after you. IF you have a couple
hits of e on you they won't hassle you.
\_ Right, well explained. I think the people who are proposing
this don't get that child porn actually involves a victim.
\_ They get it. They don't care. Criminals don't care about
their victims. If they did they wouldn't commit the crime
in the first place.
\_ But "It's the demand, stupid" They wouldn't have to target
drug traffickers if possession were a serious crime.
(Personally I think drug laws are stupid, but that's not the
point in this case)
\_ Uhh, for many drugs possession IS a serious crime. And
yet wow, would you look at that, there is still demand.
Hell, for child porn possession is a serious crime and
yet it sure sounds like there is still plenty of demand.
\_ In Holland it is common for super extreme groups to have a small
but marginalized voice in the government. This is a bit more
excessive than usual... |
| 2006/5/25 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/OS/Windows] UID:43184 Activity:nil |
5/25 The Davinci Code review:
-waaaay too long
-ending is lame, should have ended it 15 min earlier
-bashing on Opus Dei is not cool
-tried to put in too much stuff from the book into 2 hours
like 95% of the audiences don't even know what the Fibonnaci
function is.
+girl was cute. very very cute. they should have slept together
\- see ALANE review in NYker |
| 2006/5/24-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43183 Activity:nil |
5/24 http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/shalom/about.html?clik=fanmain_leftnav Shalom in the Home on TLC is interesting, make sure to watch it. |
| 2006/5/19-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43104 Activity:nil |
5/18 If the early Mayflower missions were predominantly male, which
guy was the lucky guy? The alpha male? How did they pick him?
\_ Don't have an answer but I've always wondered how the little
Smurfs came about? Did they come from Smurfette? If so, there was
only one Smurfette, so who had sex with her? I ruled out
Brainy Smurf, so that leaves us 99 other candidates. Could it be
Papa Smurf?
\_ Papa Smurf is the father of all of them including Smurfette.
\_ Not true. I remember from watching the smurfs as a kid.
smurfette was created by Gargamel for the purpose of being
a mole. She had dark hair originally.
\_ What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying that one
of the guys inseminated all the females, or something? I
don't think it worked that way!
\_ http://members.aol.com/calebj/passenger.html
http://www.mayflowerhistory.com/Passengers/passengers.php
\_ All the men were married. Most of them decieded to leave the
wives behind while they built the village. Most of the wives
came over later. |
| 2006/5/18-22 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/911] UID:43090 Activity:nil |
5/17 Can someone please point me to the web site that shows post-911,
people had a lot of sex? A friend of mine who is a playboy said
he never had so much sex with different women in his entire life
the months following 911. I'd like to see a more scientific study. |
| 2006/5/16-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43071 Activity:nil |
5/16 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_re_us/polygamist_fugitive \_ Hello motd Mormons, what is your stance on polygamy? Is it encouraged, or do you have a don't ask don't care policy? \_ Warren Jeffs? I bet his mail's never addressed correctly. \_ Haha, damn. "Jeffs took nearly all of his father's widows as his own wives. He is said to have at least 40 wives and nearly 60 children." Those are some... interesting women. \_ If you grow up with it it seems normal to you. \_ No, I'm pretty sure no matter how they were raised, they know it's not "normal" in America. They had to have at least some school etc. \_ What part of isolated out in the middle of nowhere with no contact with the outside world don't you understand? \_ The article even says the girls go to school until 8th grade. \_ The article claims "rarely". \_ hot |
| 2006/5/11-12 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:43024 Activity:nil |
5/11 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060511/od_nm/crime_fetish_dc Foot fetish man in New York |
| 2006/4/25-5/2 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:42827 Activity:nil |
4/25 Dear typical soda male. Do you date Asian women because you
find them attractive, or because you find Caucasian women
too bitchy, or a combination of both?
\_ Your question implies the typical soda male has a lot of
freedom of choice in the woman market.
\_ I didn't at berkeley, then i moved east, got an import
and moved back. Highly recommended. Cali bitches are
spoiled and don't know wtf they want (so how can they
ever be happy?) - and yes that is by their own admission.
and yes, i asked more than 1. Funny thing but when you
have a gf who is hot, suddenly you can get into honest
discussions with other women about personality defects.
\_ I would post "you're a moron," but it would be
redundant. -tom
\_ I'd post "you're a moron," but it would be redundant. -tom
\_ And so intead you post something doubly redundant?
\_ And so instead you post something doubly redundant?
-jrleek
\_ ObRedundancy Removed
\_ is typical soda male asian or not asian? does that include
azn? anyway, have never dated asian.
\- Not to get too highbrow on you, but I thought this was a
pretty funny line from FNIETZSCHE:
Different sighs. A few men have sighed because their
women were abducted; most, because no one wanted to
abduct them. [Human, All-Too-Human, #388]
abduct them. [Human, All Too Human, #388] |
| 2006/4/5-7 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/911] UID:42694 Activity:nil |
4/5 http://csua.org/u/fg1 (tboblogs.com) Dept. of Homeland Security, head of ICE Tampa office and head of ICE Operation Predator (protecting against sexual predators) pleads no contest to charges of exposure of sexual organs (to a 16-year-old girl who reported the incident) and disorderly conduct (masturbation in the mall food court for 10 minutes). http://news.tbo.com/news/metro/MGBKPR9ONJE.html "after Figueroa fled the scene, two more security officers approached him in the parking lot and asked why he was running. He said he was trying to find his car." (When it rains, it pours ...) \_ Republican pedophile trifecta complete! |
| 2006/4/5 [Reference/Law/Court, Recreation/Dating] UID:42691 Activity:nil |
4/5 http://csua.org/u/ffx (azcentral.com, AP "sodomy" link replaced) |
| 2006/4/5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42683 Activity:nil 70%like:42689 |
4/5 http://csua.org/u/fft (azdailysun.com) Son of Arizona Senate president (Republican) offered plea agreement that may net little jail time. Charged with assault and kidnapping of eighteen 11- to 14-year-old boys -- sodomizing each with broomsticks and flashlights at summer camp. "The 18 boys were chosen to attend the weeklong student government leadership skills camp in Prescott because they were among the state's top student leaders." \_ I for one welcome our new Republican pedophile overlords! \_ 'The letter said Bennett was an honor student and active member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints who plans to go on a mission in September. "A felony conviction for assault will make his desire to complete his mission impossible," they wrote.' Oh noes! This felony conviction for fucking up 11 to 14-year-old boys could get in the way of this young man's desires? For shame! \_ Well you know, boys will be boys. \_ Scumbag lawyers. I'm pretty sure that kid won't be gonig on a mission. Indeed, that kind of thing may lead to excommunication. And that's a good thing. -emarkp \_ Whoah, whoah whoah. Umm the story I read had no "sodomizing" involved, merely bumping the rear ends of fully CLOTHED victims, more the kind of stupid hazing shit young boys will do than anything else. Has the story changed? \_ I have read that every single Japanese schoolboy is obsessed with shoving his fingers up his male classmate's ass. I have seen video games about this. \_ Answering my own post: yes the story has changed ... this story is different from the version I read. |
| 2006/4/5-6 [Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers, Recreation/Dating] UID:42669 Activity:low |
4/4 You've seen images of gorgeous female school teachers raping
little boys right? Now here's a female school teacher I wouldn't
want to be raped by:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/04/teacher.sex/index.html
\_ What kind of images do you spend your time trolling the internet
for? -dans
\_ I look for PNGs of hot mature 19 year olds that I can
share my resources with.
\_ That's fucked up. Picking up 19 year olds on the internet?
What do you do, troll LiveJournal and Myspace? -dans
\_ Is that the same one where the teacher had sex with a 15 year
old TWENTY SEVEN times within 1 week? (see http://www.smokinggun.com
Maybe related to der furious? |
| 2006/4/4 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/Rants] UID:42661 Activity:nil 61%like:42651 |
4/4 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060404/od_nm/india_books_dc Donkeys are more loyal than wives, says textbook. \_ I would say domestic housepets are even more loyal. \_ "You bitch!" "Thanks for the compliment!" \_ "You give a beggar a meal, he only loves you while it's on his lips." |
| 2006/4/4 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/Rants] UID:42651 Activity:high 61%like:42661 |
4/4 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060404/od_nm/india_books_dc Donkeys are more loyal than wives, says textbook. \_ I would say domestic housepets are even more loyal. \_ "You bitch!" "Thanks for the compliment!" \_ "You give a beggar a meal, he only loves you while it's on his lips." |
| 2006/4/3-4 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/RealEstate] UID:42625 Activity:kinda low |
4/3 Where is the "no links without personal comment intended to start
conversation" brigade? Look at all those links without trollish
comments attached! When will the madness end?
\_ In my case, hanging with my GF, cooking and eating tasty food, and
generally enjoying life. -dans
\_ It's great to date a 19 year old isn't it? She's hornier
\_ It's great to date a 17 year old isn't it? She's hornier
than the old hags and you don't have to think about marriage,
kids, minivan, and a downpay for a Bay Area home that you
can't even afford. Ah, it is so wonderful to date a young
girl. I remember how life was so carefree when I was dating
this young girl. Enjoy your life while you can. Write about
it in your journal. Some day, you may need to read it
again to remind yourself how life used to be so great.
Hopefully, that day will never come, but you never know -bog
\_ How old is old? I have many friends in their mid-30s and a
a handful in their mid-40s who seem to enjoy their lives very
much. Some have houses, marriages, etc, and still live happy
lives. -dans
\_ Some have houses, marriages, etc, and are happy *because*
of that, not despite that.
\_ Yup, I would consider those things to be sources of
happiness, the poster I responded to implied that those
things caused him stress or disappointment. -dans
\_ You don't think making mortgage payments on my
4000 sq foot house in the suburbs causes me stress?
How about my four hour commute each day? How about
the fact that after I am done slaving away for my
family, I come home at 9PM to a cold dinner and
children in bed? Enjoy it while you can padawan...
\_ Why did you buy a house of that size if the
mortgage payments cause you such stress? Why are
you working a job that requires a four hour
commute (to pay your mortgage?)? Where you are
in life is a combination of the choices you make
and dumb luck. If unlucky breaks or previous bad
choices led you to a place in life where you're
unhappy, there may be alternatives to hating life
and trying to drag the rest of the world down
into your hole. I'm not suggesting you try to
smile through the pain and pretend that lame
things are anything but. That said, a serious
examination of where you are, the choices that
got you there, and where you want to be, often
yields options you might not have known about.
These options are rarely easy, true change
usually isn't, but they offer hope. You sound
pretty bitter. I hope you find this helpful.
-dans
\_ Sex and food. Just like monkeys. |
| 2006/3/31-4/1 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/WWW/Browsers] UID:42574 Activity:nil |
3/31 About Internet porn and Britons
http://csua.org/u/fdw
\- "no thank you, we're british" -> "pls sir, may i have some more" |
| 2006/3/30-4/1 [Recreation/Dating, Transportation] UID:42556 Activity:nil |
3/30 Commuter porn everywhere: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12059964 \_ "wherever new audio-visual electronics go, porn goes with it." He's got that backwards. \_ That...that doesn't make very much sense. |
| 2006/3/30-4/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42542 Activity:nil |
3/30 MOTD boob guy journeyman apprentice says USA! USA! USA!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4346/1160/1600/boazona9ax.jpg
\_ Oven stuffer.
\_ Check out those bombs!
\_ This is the only useful post in the whole motd. -ax
\_ Useful for about 10 minutes, might be useful again in a few
hours.
\_ A bombshell on top of a bombshell.
\_ Girl is cute, boobs are too big, but wtf is she sitting on a shell?
\_ Girl is cute, boobs are too big, but wtf is she sitting on a
shell?
\_ "Boobs are too big". I'm sure she hears that a lot.
\_ "honey, I would fuck you three different ways on two
different days, but...well...your boobs are just too big
so you're going to have to leave." Riiiiiiight. |
| 2006/3/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42527 Activity:nil 77%like:42529 |
3/29 Contemplating on getting a tandem wife. Is the SPORT Mountain Wife
brand a reputable broad? |
| 2006/3/29-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42512 Activity:moderate |
3/29 Liberal
\_ anal sex
\_ http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/5/12/43315/5534
\_ sex with intern
\_ Lewinsky
\_ weed
\_ Berkeley
\_ Guitar
\_ Woodstock
\_ Protest |
| 2006/3/27-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42484 Activity:nil |
3/27 http://www.sexworkersartshow.com/photos.html Sex Worker Art Show |
| 2006/3/27-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42460 Activity:low |
3/27 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060327/od_nm/risky_sex_dc "Women who felt more positively about their looks had fewer partners and used condoms more frequently." So if you want to have great sex, date ugly women. \_ Duh. You had to have Yahoo tell you that? Ugly women put out more easily and are freakier in bed. \_ what chapter are you talking about? \_ Or else find one good looking woman and stick with her? And not get AIDS. \_ Wait are you claiming condoms = bad sex or is it lack of previous partners? \_ Hello??? I'm complaining BOTH. I hate using condoms and my gf who used to be very horny stopped the pill and doesn't even want sex anymore. I mean what good is it to look at her pretty face when you can't even touch her. It's no different than reading the Penthouse magazine. -frustrated \_ Go the gay way \_ break up with her, man. she won't worth it. \_ Or you can say that good-looking women had fewer partners, because they perform better in sex and they get dumped less frequently. Anyway I don't know which one is true. I never figured out how scientists identify which is the cause and which is the effect from an X-Y correlation found in a study. \_ read Freakanomics \_ what chapter are you talking about? \_ I took an econometrics class at Cal that did this very thing. It's a statistical problem. You can even calculate the coefficients of correlation. It's a lot easier with hard data like economic data, of course. |
| 2006/3/27-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42458 Activity:nil |
3/27 http://www.shareasale.com/image/tower.ashe.002.jpg Is this girl hot? What do you guys think? I give her 11 out of 10. SHE IS SOOOOO HOT. Yes it is work safe. \_ Women in panties are not worksafe for most people \_ Flat chest, not my type. But otherwise hot. \_ You know, motd boob guy, when your oven stuffers get old they turn fat and saggy. Small breasts rule! \_ but by then you've moved on to newer models. \_ Small breasts can turn saggy as they age too. \_ Check out http://www.mommygotboobs.com |
| 2006/3/24-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42418 Activity:kinda low |
3/24 http://www.anthemamerica.com/jpeg/newjpeg/tallestwoman.jpg Would you guys date someone like this? \_ why not? \_ No, because I like tiny little girls riding on me and huge women would crush my penis like an elephant on a mouse. My horny gf used to ride on me all the time but now I can't even touch her. Yes I'm very sexually frustrated. \_ to be quasi-parthaesque, her height would not disqualify her. On a side note, she isn't the tallest woman. She's really about 6'6" while the tallest women are 7'+ --Jon \_ Maybe if she wore 6"+ heels. \_ Yes, but she would never, ever get to be on top. \_ http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_worlds_tallest_woman.htm |
| 2006/3/24-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42411 Activity:high |
3/24 Dear married sodan. How come this really horny girl I used to date
became cold and untoucheable after being married for
only 2 years? Is this normal after marriage?
\_ http://www.anthemamerica.com/New%20Photos/mensmag.jpg
\_ I don't think asking whether it's normal is the correct question.
Most people are miserable in their marriages, jobs, and lives
in general.
\_ In addition most sodans in general are NOT normal.
\_ My guess is she is feeling insufficiently appreciated, romanced, or
is annoyed with you in some way, or a combination of those.
\_ "Women often do not realize how a good sex life meant to their
husband. When a man has a good sex life with his wife, he
may have a tough job, many burdens, etc., but it would all be ok.
He would still be happy and would be optimistic and proactive
in overcoming all his problems."
- heard on Moody Radio (Christian)
(forgot who she was)
\_ When dating her I'll bet you showered her with attention, gifts,
romanced her, etc. You still do that? I'll bet she's on some
website right now posting how this really great guy she used to
date became distant and takes her for granted after being married
for 3 months.... |
| 2006/3/23-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42400 Activity:very high |
3/23 I was watching Donny Deutsch show, and he was doing the child
sex baiting thing again. How come all the 50 people who showed
up at the house ready to have sex with a "13 year old girl" were
guys. Also, how come like 49 of them are white guys (only
exception is one indian sikh dude)? Is internet porn turning
lots of ordinary people into sex perverts? Then again, while
we think of these peole as law breaking perverts, they behavior
would be okay in ancient Greece, China, Rome, etc., and also some
third world countries today. Also, many of them seem to be gay
(likes boys too). This particular sting was done in LA.
\_ http://www.anthemamerica.com/New%20Jpegs/Chance_1%5B1%5D.jpg
As time goes on you become more and more frustrated. That's all.
\_ Isn't 14 the legal age in at least one state? And in a lot of
countries even today I think it's that or even lower. So 13
being a "child" is a little misleading. I'm not saying it's
right, but there is a huge difference between say 8-9 and 13.
I guess they picked the oldest plausible age for a "child".
I wonder how the turnout statistics would vary with a lower age.
\_ Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
\_ What do you mean by asking "How come all the 50 people who showed
up at the house ready to have sex... were guys"? Were you
expecting lots of dykes?
\_ Donny was mentioning about it, and there were previous shows
where the bait was a 13 year old boy, and everyone showing
up were also guys.
\_ Yes, because lots of women just love sex with strange teenaged
boy. I don't understand your comments. Are you surprised?!
\_ Especially if they are grade school teachers!
\_ That's why I added 'strange'. The teachers had
'relationships' with these kids. |
| 2006/3/23-25 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Israel] UID:42391 Activity:nil |
3/22 http://ijc.typepad.com/ijc/2004/09/the_start_of_it.html http://www.flickr.com/groups/ijc Welcome to the world of the IJC. These girls are called IJC's for the simple reason that both on the surface and underneath they are all more or less exactly the same Interchangeable Jappy Chick. Common characteristics of IJC's include but are not limited to: -full breasted -straight dark hair -well tanned -slightly overweight -over-educated and underemployed -teeth a little too white and straight (daddy is a dentist after all) \_ Given the amount of time you invested in posting this trash, did she dump you for someone else or what? \_ "Jappy"? \_ Since she doesn't look like a Nip, I'm going to guess "Jewish American Princess" --Jon \_ this makes no sense whatsoever. \_ It's more of an east coast phenomenon. The slightly overweight thing is inconsistent with my experience, but, eh. Things change. Oh, just read the blog entry. Dude, you go to the Bowery Bar, what do you expect? -dans |
| 2006/3/23-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42390 Activity:nil |
3/22 When MOTD boob guy gives up on the boobs
http://www.bearchive.com/~chili/pestorieshome.html |
| 2006/3/22-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42375 Activity:moderate |
3/21 Chicks are cuter in Red States
http://tinyurl.com/ealpu
\_ you call that cute?
\_ She's not exactly a butter face, but her face is not her
strong suit. She has some other desirable qualities.
\_ I dunno, looks like a lot of butter there. the rest
of her isn't any better.
\_ Butter face has nothing to do with butter, although you
are perfectly correct regardless. -John
\_ I concur. For some random "cute chick" post, that is pretty
bad. All she has going for her are breasts, and they aren't
really special in any way except by being big.
\_ Well, I think we've established that "big" is all that motd
boob guy really cares about. --motd boob guy #1 fan
\_ Regardless of the picture above, which isn't cute at all, one of
the best times I ever had with a girl was with a blonde-haired,
blue-eyed Republican real estate bimbo from Houston. Craaaaazy in
the sack, and she voted for Bush. She also smelled much nicer than
your typical Mission District chick. --liberal Bay Area guy
\_ Are the guy who was on about how a blonde Texas Bushie was the
best anal you've ever had?
\_ Friends don't let friends visit Houston.
\_ Ah, the sweet smell of hypocrisy.
\_ Her pussy smelled like roses, not hypocrisy.
\_ What did you have to do to get her in the sack?
\_ Nothing fancy. Some people are open minded enough to
appreciate people that don't hold the same views as
themselves.
\_ What's your point? That hot sex is not reserved for people at
one end of the political spectrum? That blonde Republican
bimbos do it better? If it's the former, I'd say duh. If it's
the latter, I'd say take Rhetoric 1A and see if you'd still say
that. -dans
\_ She's an example of what some mag (Esquire I think) once referred
to when describing how the ideals of the American Century, which
stood for a certain kind of elegance, including in the beauty ideal
of women, were replaced by what they called "oven stuffers." This
is an oven stuffer. And she'll weigh 350 pounds within two
years of graduating. -John
\_ Probably, but why concentrate on the future? I mean, Marilyn
Monroe was probably also an 'oven stuffer'.
\_ Err, no. Take another look at the Monroe Playboy spread.
\_ Please define 'oven stuffer'.
\_ "The New American Beauty: The Oven Stuffer" by Tom Junod,
Esquire Dec. 2004. Essentially, broad-faced, well-fed girls
that may be cute-ish, but not very sleek or elegant. I.e.
mo' cushion fo' de pushin'. I think it's a much better word
than "zaftig". -John
\_ i'll red state YOUR chicks
\_ I find this repetition very much like Malden number 5 |
| 2006/3/21 [Recreation/Dating, Computer] UID:42350 Activity:nil |
3/21 reviews of virtual escorts:
http://sl-escorts.com
\_ This was posted like three weeks ago. -dans |
| 2006/3/18-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42304 Activity:nil |
3/18 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060317/od_nm/italy_joyride_dc Naked 70 year old woman and 59 year old man having sex in the car while driving. Man, those horny Italians... \_ Didja hear about the lesbians having sex in the Florida bathroom? |
| 2006/3/17-20 [Recreation/Media, Recreation/Dating] UID:42301 Activity:nil |
3/17 Where can I find the Dalek lesbian porn movie?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005550115,00.html
Best quote from article: "The reason the Daleks are still the most
sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like
porn." |
| 2006/3/17-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42298 Activity:nil |
3/17 Hey dans, if your 19 year old gf is on the pill you'll have great
sex for now but she'll get really fat in the future. Just something
to think about if you want to get the most mileage out of her.
\_ The pill doesn't make you fat.
\_ Agreed. And the pill makes women's breasts bigger, which is a
plus. -- !OP
\_ You're either ignorant or a liar. Regardless, you're a pig. -dans
\_ Have the motd pimply geek wannabe bullies found a new target? Lay
the fuck off, it's pathetic and unbecoming. -John
\_ You said it, lay off! And HEIL! |
| 2006/3/16-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42265 Activity:moderate |
3/15 To the young women dater guy: does this sound like your friend?
http://csua.org/u/f9j (MSN http://Match.com article)
\_ I'm not the young dater guy but I have to agree with
the poster. IMHE young women tend to be more open minded.
\_ more open^H^H^H^Hblow jobs
They are willing to try new things like Ethiopian restaurants or
even McD when convenience is needed. Older women tend to be very
picky with regard to food, cars, and even clothes you wear.
Here is one data point-- a nice young girl I dated for 9 years
got bitcher and bitcher. She complained about my hairstyle
and clothes and how loudly I closed cupboards and why I didn't
put down the toilet seat and other bullshit that had been
there 9 years ago. We used to be happy eating at cheap
restaurants but towards the end she had to pick on every little
thing like this food has too much salt, that food has too much
MSG, you need to get a bigger apartment or buy a house, whatever.
Face it. As women grow older, they expect more and they demand
more. My mother is the same thing. She always wants more and
nothing made her happy. Understandably, my dad left her decades
ago. You guys seriously like older women? Whatever. You take your
old hags and I'll take my stress free young women, and let's
leave it at that.
\_ So, based on a sample set consisting of two women, i.e. this
girl you once dated and your mother, you've concluded that all
women turn into bitches as they age. That's scientific. -dans
\_ I think the guy is a moron, but he's right that women
expect more as they age. That's to be expected and there's
nothing wrong with that. A 16 year old girl is impressed
if you have a car. A 20 year old woman is impressed if you
have a good job. A 50 year old woman has entirely different
expectations about family and retirement and so on. An
18 year old might only care about drinking and getting
laid, but by the time she is 38 years old (if she matures
in a 'normal' way) she expects more from her life and more
from the men she is involved with. Men who continually
seek out young women are predators of sorts, the
exception perhaps being if they want to have children
and are of an age where similarly aged women can't
provide them.
\_ Upshot of the whole discussion:
Whatever floats your boat. -John
\_ I am amazed and sort of depressed at the amount of
\_ I am amazing and sort of depressed at the amount of
pointless nagging guys mostly put up with from their
women [I know women put up with other problems from
guys]. I remember once a friend was driving to LA
with his GF/wife/fiance [dont remember her status at
the time] and we all stopped at Safeway to buy some
snacks for the road and she complained there was a
parking spot 10ft closer to the store. Jesus
Christ, you aren't 80yrs old and it's not like you
are offering to drive half way [and we were going
are offereing to drive half way [and we were going
to see her ex-BF's gallery opening]. Things like
that are small in themselves but I think they are a
bad sign.
\_ I don't know if it's necessarily a bad sign,
neither my wife nor my mother are big naggers.
However, my sister-in-law nags like crazy, and
I don't mean to just her husband. She nags my
wife, me, my mother-in-law, everybody. It's
just her personality.
\_ I think some forms of nagging have the same
underlying cause as people who are habiually
late: the offenders dont value other people's
time. Another friend has a sister-in-law
who ask my friend to say dl and burn DVDs for
them etc ... gee, why dont you pay $3.50 to
the video store. Again, this self-serving
form of naggery is a different phenomena
than say a mother who nags her kids to study,
clean their room etc. |
| 2006/3/15-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42254 Activity:high |
3/15 My good friend Allen the chauvinist says "if chicks had an expiration
date, it would be 27th bday if they're asians, 17th if they're
latinas, 22 if they're whites. there are always exceptions, kinda
like when you find something old in the fridge that is still edible."
What do you guys have to say about this, that he's a crack or
there's some agreement to that?
\_ I say full of crap. Women, like men, tend to get more interesting
as they gain more experience with life and its various ups and
downs. If you're really only interested in women as a receptacle
for your penis, then you get what you deserve, i.e. immaturity,
selfishness and an inability to form any lasting emotional
connection with your partner.
\_ I say you're trolling.
\_ I know you're trolling, but I'll add this: in Japan, they say that
women who are 25 and unmarried are Christmas Cakes (i.e., eat soon
or they'll go stale); a woman who's not married by 31 is sometimes
referred to as New Year's Eve Cake (i.e., past the eat-by date).
Of course, Japan is notoriously chauvinistic.
\_ Can we stop generalizing so much and be a little more specific?
Slavic women become giant beasts around 26!
\_ I pity your friend. His statement makes it sound like he has a
history of dating sorry, broken women. Then again, kickass, whole
women generally don't waste their time chauvinists like your
friend. -dans
\_ Wait, dans aren't you dating some 20 year old girl because
only someone that young is naive enough to put up with your shit?
\_ I think you're off by +2 years
\_ No, I'm dating someone who I respect, and who is, to name a
few qualities I like about her in no particular order, smart,
fun, sensitive, mature, and drop-dead gorgeous. She happens
to be a month shy of 20. Since you've probably never dated,
me, you wouldn't know that the amount of shit I bring to a
relationship is fairly low compared to the population at
large, and I am completely open, honest, and up front about
it. As my grandmother says, ``Everyone has baggage.'' A
healthy relationship is one where all parties are honest
about their baggage, and willing to help one another with
their burdens when necessary. -dans
to be a woman who is one month shy of 20. Since you've
probably never dated, me, you wouldn't know that the amount
of shit I bring to a relationship is fairly low compared to
the population at large, and I am completely open, honest,
and up front about it. As my grandmother says, ``Everyone
has baggage.'' A healthy relationship is one where all
parties are honest about their baggage, and willing to help
one another with their burdens when necessary. -dans
\_ wait til you're older and 19 looks like a child. you'll
find it hard to think of _any_ 19 y/old as mature.
maturity is relative. no offense meant, just a comment
on life.
\_ Do you know how old dans is?
\_ no clue but obviously not old enough for a 19 y/old
to look like a baby yet.
\_ The term you are looking for is sour grapes. -dans
\_ Uh, no. Been there, done that. 19 y/olds now
look like babies to me. hint: I'm *not* 26
for a while now, but to the person who asked
if I knew how old dans is, ok now I know, what
about it? Did you mean that at 26 I should
think of him as older and mature or that I
should understand that 19 can look mature to
a 26 y/old?
\_ Amusingly, as long as I've known dans, he's
pretty much only dated 19 year olds. -jrleek
\_ jrleek is correct. I've often wondered why this
is the case, but, at present, have no complaints.
-dans
\_ Did you mark a day on the calendar for this
one? Isn't she 20 next month? Got another
one lined up? ;-)
\_ I'm sorry, but you're wrong. Maturity is a function of
experience. Age allows you to formulate an upper bound
on experience, but equating the two is a bad idea.
Maybe you were a child at 19. I had a lot of
responsibilities thrust on me at a young age. As a
consequence, I really had my shit together by the time
I was 19. I co-founded a company, pitched to well
known VC's and executives of major corporations by the
time I was 20. I'm 26 now. Have I learned a lot since
I was 19? Sure. Was I immature when I was 19? No.
-dans
\_ You mis-read what I said. I'm saying that from my
current age 19 y/olds look like babies. I see them
in the malls, at the movies, etc, and just shake my
head that I once slept with anything that young and
thought of them as anything but children. Of course
I was younger then, too. I'm glad you pitched to
VCs at 19 but that has pretty much nothing to do
with social maturity or looking like a baby to
older people. Since we're here I'm now somewhat
curious about your gf. What has she done in her
life that makes her mature at that age in your
eyes?
\_ I generally don't even look for too long at most women under 25.
Assuming a woman keeps in shape, I've generally found that she'll
have more poise, more taste (and less baby fat) than kids. Yeah,
18 year olds in bikinis are fun to look at, but that's about it.
Also, it's been my humble experience that "older" (i.e. over 25)
women tend to be far more at ease with themselves; maybe I just find
self-confidence attractive. -John
\_ What John said. Insecurity is a huge turnoff and a giant pain
in the ass from a practical perspective. Just wait until your
insecure 22 year old girlfriend throws a fit every time you want
to hang out with your friends or see a friend that might be
(*gasp*) female.
\_ Agreed. 25 seems to be the magic number. People start
extracting their heads from their asses about that time.
\_ I'm 29 and my head is still lodged firmly up my ass.
\_ Younger women are great if you just want a roll in the hay.
They usually have better bodies, anyway. But if you are looking
for a serious relationship, older women are a better bet.
\_ My experiance has been that people (men and women) just get
better in bed at least up till late 20s. What's that quote
about how everyone looks the same in the dark? |
| 2006/3/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42238 Activity:nil 80%like:42237 |
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| 2006/3/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42222 Activity:high |
3/14 got my gf to get on the pill so that we could do bareback but later
she got off the pill cuz she didn't like it. then she started to
deny some anal. then no anal, at all. then only regular vaginal sex
if i using condoms. then only thick condoms. then less sex like
\_ why?
once every two weeks. now, no sex, at all. all this in a 3 year
time span. is this like, normal? it's my fourth relationship and
the same thing happens every single relationship. sex life is
good in the beginning but always gets worse and worse
till it no longer exists. please don't delete, i wanna ask
how other sodans cope with this problem. do u take anti-depressants
or go to shrinks?
\_ You should go to a church and convert to Christianity. They
teach you that you don't need anything else except to love God
and love from God. As long as there's God, you'll be happy.
My gf stopped having sex with me after her Christian friends
convinced her that pre-marrital sex is bad. Now we both go to
church and no longer have sex. I'm not happy about it at all
but like she says, give God a chance. I'll give him a year then
accept it, or just move on. Halleluja, God is great!
\_ Remember: God doesn't want you to be happy.
\_ ? you're nuts if you're not a troll. It's over. Move on.
\_ why don't you just get married?
\_ For some women, there's indication that the pill might
permanently kill their sex drive. Maybe that's what happened to
her. Does she want to fuck other men?
\_ Um, that sounds like bullshit to me. Loaded bullshit at that.
Kindly point me to evidence (preferably rigorous study, but I'll
take an abundance of anecdotal evidence). -dans
\_ The pill can cause all sorts of unpleasant side effects that
make sex difficult or impractical, but I've never heard of it
actually killing the sex DRIVE. Perhaps the PP is thinking of
antidepressants? --!pp
\_ No, it's not normal, yes, it does happen, yes, it sucks. No
answer for you.
\_ On the contrary, I think it is completely normal for the
frequency of sex to diminish over time. It doesn't always
happen, but it happens enough to be normal. She's bored
of you. Either dump her or resign yourself to a lifetime
of this. What does she say when you ask her about it (not
that it matters, because you will hear all sorts of stories)?
I've been there, done that, read the books, seen the
therapist, and it boils down to some bitches (a lot of them,
in fact) are just like that. There are a lot of reasons why
and you won't be able to fix most of them. My suggestion is
to move on and go get yourself another hot, willing chick.
The French and Italians would say that if she's a good life
partner otherwise then perhaps you just need a mistress.
\_ And if you think a guy who talks about "some bitches" and
"hot, willing chick[s]" has any useful advice, please return
your Cal diploma before you embarrass yourself and us.
\_ You take things too literally. Yermom doesn't count
as valid experience. Sometimes you have to call
bitches bitches and not sugarcoat things.
\_ Done. You're an idiot.
\_ This makes me laugh. I'm gonna guess you are
a "sensitive male". You gotta call a bitch a
bitch and a ho a ho.
\_ Good. Now you're a laughing idiot.
\_ I disagree. I think he's just been around the
block a few times more than you. -someone else
\_ Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with
his idiocy.
\_ I'm an idiot because I call a chick
who stops putting out a bitch? You
know what I call one that *does* put
out? A slut!
\_ geeks behind their computer talking
tough always make me laugh.
- someone else
\_ heh, yeah -- this guy's pretty
entertaining.
\_ and don't forget, the above
poster could be a girl
\_ Thank you! I'll be at the
Stardust Lounge all week.
\_ heh, np! :P
\_ When you have sex, is there anything in it for her? (i.e. does she
come every time?)
\_ She just wants to break up with you but is being passive agressive
about it. Ask her about your sex life, but be prepared to move on.
Not "all women" are like this, but the ones that are tired of you
are. |
| 2006/3/12-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42202 Activity:low |
3/12 It's only been two years and I miss having really wild honeymoon
sex. Now there's no sex. The good thing is that things can't go
worse. What about you married folks? You miss having honeymoon sex?
\_ Join the game above. Think Mr. & Mrs. Smith!
\_ Hahahahaha! Forget honeymoon sex. As you say, you're lucky to
get any at all.
\_ Especially when your infant starts crying as soon as the bed
squeaks. Drove me crazy for the past two years. Now I had less
sex then when my wife was pregnant.
\_ Geez, get a new bed. They aren't THAT expensive, and
you'll probably be more comfortable anyway.
\_ Or buy WD40 or have sex on the floor, couch, table, etc, or
move the kid further away or pretty much do anything a
college educated person should have been able to figure out.
\_ Has your wife become fat and unattractive? If you are
successful and not fat yourself, you can have affairs,
if your wife doesn't control your finances.
\_ Ironically, my wife controls all aspects of my life
except my finances. I can buy whatever high-tech toy I
want (even though I don't), but I can't stay at work
late except when she works late, can't stay up late to
watch TV except when she wants to watch, can't get up
late on weekends except when she wants to get up date,
can't stay away from my in-laws except when she also
wants to, etc. I also have to do dishes and the clean-
up every night. She has become unattractive, although
not fat. The problem is not the bed squeaking. The
problem is that my wife and my 2-yr old son are so
attached to each other that they won't leave each other
alone. He starts crying when either the shaking of the
bed wakes him up (he refuses to sleep in his crib), or
when he sees that I'm thrusting on top of my wife.
Maybe he thinks I'm going to hurt his mom or something,
I have no idea. |
| 2006/3/10-11 [Health/Women, Recreation/Dating] UID:42173 Activity:nil |
3/9 Vicente Fox made a joking reference to women as "washing machines
with two legs"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060309/od_nm/mexico_women_dc |
| 2006/3/8-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42149 Activity:nil |
3/8 http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/search/cheater.asp?ddh_id=1198 Don't get caught cheating, or you might end up like this guy! \_ about time women came up with something like this. now if only the database would grow faster. \_ I think any girl who puts any faith in this list is silly because a guy could be falsely reported. Its just like "this is a list of guys who have once pissed off someone in their lives." \_ I seem to recall hearing about a non-electronic format of this list written in the women's stalls in Wheeler back when I was an undergrad (circa 92, ancient history). --erikred |
| 2006/3/8-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42143 Activity:nil |
3/8 Hey virgin soda geeks? Want to get laid? Spring Break is your best bet!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060308/ap_on_he_me/spring_break_risks
\_ This is one of those news stories that would need almost no change
to become an Onion article. "The American Medical Association is
warning girls not to go wild during spring break."
\_ going to parties on campus and actually talking to girls in daily
life is your best bet. logout, go find people, talk to them. |
| 2006/3/7-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42129 Activity:low |
3/7 Do you have a habit of buying things you don't need or use?
What did you buy last?
\_ We bought a timeshare in SAN FRANCISCO because according to the
sales guy it was suppose to be easy to transfer to other places
like Hawaii (but we found out later you need to book at least
1 year in advance). We ended up selling the timeshare. I didn't
even want it in the first place. My gf has this tendency to want
to buy everything she sees and accumulates a lot of junk. Ditto
with my mother and my sister and pretty much all the women I
know. They think the garage is a place to store shit they'll never
need to use. Women like to buy junk, LOTS of junk and it just
never stops. All women are the same. -pissed off guy
\_ My wife frets over buying a new pair of shoes. Your family &
gf just suck.
\_ Hey stop insulting my people. We (Chinese) are better consumers
than you America hating green-peace hippies that mostly live
in Northern California. Just look at the way people in
Beijing and Hong Kong spend lavishly on frivolous
Western goods. Consumerism
drives the economy, thus we are being good citizens.
\_ Hey stop insulting my people. We (Chinese) are better
consumers than you America hating green-peace hippies that
mostly live in Northern California. Just look at the way
people in Beijing and Hong Kong spend lavishly on frivolous
Western goods. Consumerism drives the economy, thus we are
being good citizens.
\_ Sorry, but your chicom troll impersonation is a failure.
Your grammar is far too consistent -- though I will admit
you nailed the tone and general irrationality. Overall,
I give you a 6.31/10.
\_ My in-laws like to buy food while my wife likes to buy junk food.
My fridge is constantly full. If I can close the freezer door
without pushing, "let's go shop for food because the freezer is
'empty'". My stockpile of junk food is actually growing, because
my wife buy more than she eats.
\_ My wife is an even bigger cheap-skate than I am, which is
saying something. She does make fun of most American women
for being spendthrifts though.
\_ Travel in poor area/country to cure yourself of that.
\_ Really honestly think about how much use you will get out of
something before you buy it. If it's an improvement on
something you already have, think about how much actual use
the new features will be. (Like a faster computer) In some
cases it helps to have a common "real-life" denomonation you
can use to think about it abstractly, such as: "How many
hours of work did it take to make $price?" or "How many
candy bars is this?" If you get in the habit of thinking
carefully, you can break the spending habit.
\_ I rented a Jaguar and drove it through some really poor
parts of the Ozarks. I'm not really sure why that would
'cure' anyone of anything.
\_ Nope. One tool I use is to stick stuff on my online wishlist
rather than impulse buying it. It satisfies that immediate urge
to "do something about getting it" If in a few months I still want
it (and no one's bought it for me) then I'll get it, maybe. |
| 2006/3/3-6 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42085 Activity:moderate |
3/3 I'd like to see a poll on the average time it takes someone to
regret a tatoo.
\_ When they get re-programmable tatoos, the old ones will seem kind of
lame, although if some fucker put one with ads and DRM it could
lead to a whole new kind of trouble.
\_ I got my first back in...99? Still no regrets -- I actually want
to add to it. -mice
\_ A friend of mine wanted tats at 16 but her mom said she'd regret it
at 30, so she waited until she was 30 to get her first. :-)
\_ I got my tattoo when I was 19, 34 now and I still like it. It is
rather large but it is on my back so it doesn't show at work and
such.
\_ I think it varies for male vs female and (esp for female) where you
put the tats. Those who opted for front stomach/under belly prior
to pregnancy will surely drive up the numbers. Those who gets it on
the upper back would most likely be the happiest of the bunch.
\_ A friend of mine got a couple of little tattoos (ankles), and 12
years later still has no regrets. -mice
years later she has no regrets. -mice
years later she still has no regrets. -mice
\_ My brother has complete sleeves and a big one on his chest, too.
Whether he regrets it or not depends on his mood and what's
going on in life. He worked for a straight-laced company and
he regretted it big-time. Now he works for a place where lots
of guys have tattoos and he's happier about it. He did tell his
ex-girlfriend not to get sleeves, too, but she did it anyway.
So I think if he had to do it all over he wouldn't do it, because
they are there even on days you wish they weren't.
\_ Duh. Plus you can't change it. You can put on some different
clothes, get a new haircut, but that tat is just there.
To me tats are "hi i'm an idiot" signs.
\_ whereas in your case you'd need to open your mouth for
people to know that. -tom
\_ Heh, that's pretty funny. You are rough company, Mr.
Holub.
\_ Whereas tom always makes sure to announce it loud and
clear.
\_ hey, who got the saarp brain [sic] transplant? -tom |
| 2006/3/3-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42080 Activity:low |
3/2 dim, tell us about your hot non-Asian bimbo! Does she have nice boobs?
\_ Pretty much all boobs are nice, no?
\_ No. Ever been with a chick who was flat, or had one boob
significantly larger than the other, or had boobs that were all
aeroloa?
\_ Can't say that I have. Thanks for sharing. |
| 2006/3/2-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42074 Activity:moderate |
3/2 I'm a horny guy and I have an observation to report. I'm wondering
if you guys noticed something similar. When I was in HS many
georgeous women with nice curves got pretty fat in college. On the
other hand many chop-stick figured girls got super hot. Now I'm
in my mid 30s and still horny, I'm noticing that many georgeous women
with nice curves (big boobs and nice round butt) I met in college are
now ... chunky, while many other super skinny girls are now georgeous
and have nice figures. Has anyone else observed this phenomenon?
\_ I have grown to love my double F size breasts. Although I was the
target of unwanted attention at school, I started wearing low cut
tops to spite my tormenters. As a performing artist and
actor, I have incorporated the size of my breasts into my show
and I them as an asset to my self expression.
\_ Ever since I developed these 36JJ breasts I haven't been
able to see my shoes!
\_ *Yawn.* I know it's been a boring Thursday afternoon, but surely
we can do better than this.
\_ How well do you really expect a horny old fob to do?
\_ So your observation is that skinny girls make skinny women and
fat girls make fat women? Deep.
\_ No stupid, work on your reading comprehension! His point is that
some flowers blossom early and some flowers blossom late, but
eventually they all wither away.
\_ Very nice way of putting it.
\_ No, his observation is that women get fat over time. Usually,
so do men. When I went to my 10 year high school reunion
there were more than a few girls who were beanpoles in high
school who really filled out to have nice figures. I imagine
that by my 30 year reunion most of them will be fat. The
girls who had nice figures when younger were already fat, or
were well on their way. There are exceptions, of course.
I guess this means that every woman has her period of peak
attractiveness and it's not necessarily when she is youngest.
The moral: man or woman, you'd better work out when you get
older if you want to stay looking good.
\_ What about the fat chick who got hot later in life? Monica from
friends is a fake example of this, but it's been known to happen.
Speed and coke in a soriority seem to help.
\_ It can happen, but she's always just a binge away from
becoming tubby again. I knew a really hot blonde once who
was a fat brunette in a previous life. She had to work out
religiously and starve herself to maintain that appearance.
I imagine that eventually she married, had a kid, and
returned to a lard-like state. It's just too much work. Better
was for her to be who she was and find a guy who liked her
that way. Instead, her hubby is probably going to cheat on
her once she's no longer a hot blonde. It's sad, really.
\_ I recommend not interacting with chubby people. That
way you really dont think about these things. The only fat
people in my life are one giant co-worker, a relative and
two girls who are friends of friends.
\_ As someone who knows both males and females who struggled with
weight, body-image, and eating disorders, I find many comments on
this thread to be offensive, and think the commenters who made them
are behaving like assholes. That said, I'll respect your right to
say stupid, nasty things, you respect my right to call you on it.
Fuck you assholes. I wouldn't wish an eating disorder on anyone,
but if you ever gain personal experience with the phenomenon, I
hope your attitudes change. -dans |
| 2006/2/27-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:42016 Activity:nil |
2/27 So, does anyone know how the bra became a symbol of male
oppression? I thought it was just hold things in place and keep
them from flopping around uncomfortably. Most guys I know seem
to like it fine when girls don't wear bras.
\_ Designed by men for women like most women's underwear.
\_ It never really was a sign of oppression, except for those who
think women who don't wear a bra are somehow subversive:
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/burnbra.htm
\_ Oh, that actually makes sense in context. I hate the Miss
America contest too. |
| 2006/2/23-27 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:41970 Activity:nil 93%like:41958 |
2/22 http://tinyurl.com/jqnn5 (news.yahoo.com) More evidence that genetics and God create gay people. \_ never was too fond of that god guy. |
| 2006/2/22-23 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Gay] UID:41958 Activity:nil 93%like:41970 |
2/22 http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20060222/hl_hsn/momsgeneticsmighthelpproducegaysons More evidence that genetics and God create gay people. |
| 2006/2/22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41955 Activity:nil |
2/22 I know a 20 year old girl who is a deeply committed Christian
and has 30I cup breasts. She rarely meets anyone
bigger than her (ratio-wise). How can she
justify premarital sex with her boyfriend while
simultaneously staying faithful to Lord Jesus Christ? |
| 2006/2/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41902 Activity:very high |
2/17 The women reported on average 8.6 lifetime sexual partners.
The men claimed 31.9. How about YOU?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060217/sc_space/whymenreportmoresexpartnersthanwomen
\_ It all depends on what the definition of "is" is.
\_ Yermom breastfeeding you does not count
\_ What about you dickfeeding yermom?
\_ First one she enjoyed me sucking her breasts but no genital sex
(Does she count?); second one being my gf and we had handjobs and
orals but no vaginal or anal penetration; third one I penetrated her
vagina with my fingers on two nights without her knowledge while she
had literally wet dreams; fourth one being my wife and we do
everything. So a total of 4.
\_ Wow. Do you often molest people while they sleep? You == broken
in der kopf.
\_ First one I sucked her breasts but no genital sex (Does she count?);
second one we had handjobs and orals but no vaginal or anal
penetration; third one I penetrated her vagina with my fingers on
two nights without her knowledge while she had literally wet dreams;
fourth one being my wife and we do everything. So a total of 4.
\_ Good enough for that FDA dude bush appointed!
\_ No, just those two times.
\_ That sounds like a total of 2 teen age learning encounters,
1 very creepy and disturbing non consentual act, and 1 wife.
\_ Two in college years, two after college.
\_ creepy is as creepy does. doesnt matter what age.
\_ what's your problem? his gf went to bed naked with him.
what's wrong with a little fingering?
\_ No, #3 was my friend's gf which I had a crush on.
She didn't sleep naked; she's wearing loose shorts.
\_ So you actually did commit a sex crime.... Now
it really truly is creepy in a "not just on the
motd" way.
\_ I stopped counting at 50. It is not that many more than that though.
\_ thou shalt not commit fornication!
\_ I do not like to fornicate!
\_ You can marry and divorce several times.
\_ I do not like divorce.
\_ Become a mormon then.
\_ 1
\_ 1.1 (the .1 was for just making out)
\_ I remember reading a study finding that people with more pre marriage
relationships tend to have more problems maintaining a marriage.
One of the reasons given was that these people are more quick to
want to break up and give up. A more fragile ego?
\_ I remember reading a study finding that people with more pre
marriage relationships tend to have more problems maintaining a
marriage. One of the reasons given was that these people are more
quick to want to break up and give up. A more fragile ego?
\_ My completely non-scientific study of people I've known said
that those who started having sex in HS or earlier were unable
to establish LTRs and their lives were giant messes in other
areas as well. What does this mean? Probably nothing. |
| 2006/2/16-17 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/OS/OsX] UID:41888 Activity:low |
2/16 I just read the csua minutes. CSUA is running out of money and
has no new members. There's a solution to this. GET WOMEN INVOLVED!!
And I'm not talking about ugly SWE women, but real women.
Team up with the busadm people. Tell them they'll learn
the software engineering process that'll help them gain
experience|wealth|connections|CASH|etc. When hot busadm women
show up, so will horny alumni and students.
\_ Thanks, Paolo.
\_ Including yourself?
\_ considering os X is now *nix based, I would presume mac users would
be a good student base to draw on. There are a lot of Mac users I
know who would love to learn more command-line tools and how to
do things in the shell, but don't know where to start.
\_ Outsource some of the current operations to India to shave costs. |
| 2006/2/15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41853 Activity:high 66%like:41846 |
2/14 What did you give/get for Valentine's Day?
\_ the lack of responses tells you that both students/alumni
are pathetic dateless geeks.
\_ Dude, this was posted on Valentine's Day. Those of us giving
and getting on the day of have better things to do than respond
to shit on the motd in the evening. -dans
\_ A hangover. Dissapointingly, no black eye, however. No one wanted
to fight at the bar where I spent all night drinking alone.
\_ You're either a) frequenting the wrong bar or b) not trying hard
enough. b) is more probable than a). -dans
\_ A bit of both. I won't start a fight, I was just ready for
one. I guess that means I can't be dissapointed, when you
think about it.
\_ chocolate and a laptop.
\_ Champagne and Zachary's pizza
\_ I cooked for my gf and we ended up having sex. She wanted me to
cum inside her vagina without any protection. I hesitated a bit
but it turned out that she started using birth control last
month. Condomless sex, the best VDay's gift a man can get.
\_ She's been letting me ride bareback for a while now.
\_ cooked for my gf, gave her silk pajamas for present. then my
\_ cooked for my gf, gave her a silk pajamas for present. then my
cold, cough and jet lag started acting up, so I took a nap on
the sofa. Woke up at 6 a.m. Noticed she gave me extra
blankets, box of tissues for blowing my nose, and set up a
portable heater. Left for work without waking her.
\_ Gave:
2 Dozen roses, a drive down highway 1 from Santa Cruz to San
Francisco, and a tasty dinner at ShiMo Planned to surprise her by
bringing her to Pillow Fight Club:
http://laughingsquid.com/2006/02/03/pillow-fight-in-san-francisco
and handing her a pillow in an obnoxiously cute Hello Kitty pillow
cover, but we didn't make it to SF by 6:00.
Got:
Fresh, hand picked flowers, unrequested help picking up the dinner
check. Quality time with my smart, gorgeous, and wonderful
girlfriend.
Gave/Got:
Ridiculously mind-blowing sex that left both of us unable to move
for at least five minutes after we finished fucking.
\_ did you use a condom?
Unrelated Recommendation:
ShiMo (2339 Clement @ approx. 25th Ave.), features the freshest and
tastiest sushi I know of in SF. Its specials are fantastic, the
spicy scallop roll I had yesterday rocked. Additionally ShiMo is
reliably open until midnight, and if folks are eating/drinking they
will stay open later.
\_ Have you tried Koo?
\_ A home cooked meal from me. Anal sex from her.
\_ Wait, you had to cook for her before she'd do your ass? Is that
a cheap bribe for you guys, or was she teasing you and building
up the anticipation? |
| 2006/2/14 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/RepublicanMedia] UID:41843 Activity:high |
2/14 Boredcast Message from 'danh': Tue Feb 14 09:46:50 2006
I would so love to butt fuck her until she collapses into a puddle of
incoherent mush. what is it about ann coulter that elicits a desire
for ANAL sex over other kinds of sex? does she exude ass-hunger?
\_ No danh, it means you're a rapist.
\_ You realize he's quoting someone else, right?
\_ Is that you, ilyas? Anyway, he didn't say anything about it
being non-consensual.
\_ It's because she's a transvestite.
\_ She doesn't eat enough fiber.
\_ She's already a pile of incoherent mush. |
| 2006/2/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41838 Activity:high |
2/14 Valentine's day must be celebrated differently south of the border:
http://csua.org/u/ez7
http://csua.org/u/ez8
\_ What about these stories indicates "south of the border"? There is
no mention of citizenship or country-of-origin in either. |
| 2006/2/13-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41820 Activity:nil |
2/13 reviews of escorts
http://sl-escort-ratings.blogspot.com
\_ Where is this?
\_ Err, wait, someone is PAYING to have cybersex?
\_ Wait, Second Life escorts? Wtf? |
| 2006/2/13-15 [Politics/Domestic/Gay, Recreation/Dating] UID:41817 Activity:high |
2/13 "Marriage Brings Wealth, Divorce Steals It"
http://www.livescience.com/othernews/060118_wealth_marriage.html
It's more than about combining assets in a marriage and splitting the
assets in a divorce.
\_ What ever happened to BDG?
\_ This matches my experiance. Division of labor is also a big
win in my house.
\_ ...from which it follows that gay marriage will increase the
overall wealth of society, since more people will be getting
married.
\_ Unless many gay marriages end in divorce. [Disclaimer: Not a
statement on gay marriages as such (and in fact I am pro-gay
marriage), but just pointing out a logical flaw.]
\_ That's a good point. I guess it depends on how much the
positives of marriage and the negatives of divorce cancel
eachother out based on the fraction who get divorced. Of
course the same is true of straight couples. I'm guessing
it comes out significantly ahead for marriage with some
divorce vs. no marriage or divorce, both for straight and
gay couples. Of course, there are much better reasons to be
in favor of gay marriage, but I like to point out these things
since it's the party of greed who is most strongly in
opposition to gay marriage, in spite of the wealth it would
generate for society at large.
\_ This is easy to deal with: just don't let gay people get
divorced. This will help build society's wealth, while also
preserving the traditional heterosexual institution of
divorce.
\_ So that's how those Mormons get rich!
\_ Well, is there research on the relationship between children
and wealth? My guess is negative, and very.
\_ Huh, another argument for gay-marriage.
\_ Agreed. I'm happily married but unhappily parenting.
\_ There's a conflating factor, which is that people often get
divorced because of money. "For those who got divorced,
wealth began to decline about four years before divorce and
bottomed out the year prior to divorce." So it is probably not
the divorce that causes the loss of wealth, but the loss of
wealth causing the divorce. -tom
\_ Maybe, I don't think there's a lot of evidence for that in
the article though. It could also be that your wealth goes
down when your marriage is on the rocks. -jrleek
\_ Could be, but I think common sense would show Tom's
scenario more likely. There's no real reason I can
think of for wealth to decrease just because a marriage is
going poorly.
\_ Normally finances are the direct cause of marriage problems
and lead to divorce. Want to know how a couple could get
into financial problems? Take a young couple with a $30k
wedding + honeymoon, so they start out life in debt. Then
she quits her job when they having their first kid. You
can all see where this leads.
\_ Eating out alone more often because not wanting to eat with
spouse at home? Cost of marriage counselling? Decrease in
work performance because of bad mood, hence lower bonuses
and raises and promotion? More impulse shopping?
\_ Don't forget the cost of a mistress/beau.
\_ "Wealth begins climbing again in the year of the
divorce, but not by much." Then why does wealth begin
to increase after divorce?
\_ Throwing yourself into work to avoid depression/dealing
\_ closure?
\_ Divorce lawyers are expensive.
\_ This is a stupid study. It's done on 21 to 28 years old who don't
have much money to begin with: "After divorce, men had 2.5 times the
wealth of women, but this seemingly large disparity worked out to
only about $5,100, on average." At this stage, little things like
paying a divorce lawyer can eat up the few thousands dollars of
have much money to begin with: "After divorce, men had 2.5 times
the wealth of women, but this seemingly large disparity worked out
to only about $5,100, on average." At this stage, little things
like paying a divorce lawyer can eat up the few thousands dollars of
wealth.
\_ 21-28 year olds shouldn't be marrying. Marriage shouldn't be
allowed before 30. 35 would be even better.
\_ You work in the fertility biz?
\_ I didn't say "no kids before 30." I said "no marriage
before 30." I don't want to hear anyone complain about
high divorce rates when they're marrying off their 17 year
old daughter.
high divorce rates when they're marrying their 17 year
old daughter. I am yet to be convinced that pregnancy
out-of-wedlock is more dangerous than wedlock out-of-
pregnancy.
\_ Wow. That's not a point of view you hear every day.
\_ Hahaha. What's "dangerous" about it?
\_ I meant to say "harmful", not "dangerous", but the
strains of marriage are not helped along by feelings
of obligation and resentment over an unexpected
pregnancy, not to mention financial strain. There is
no reason other than social stigma for marriage to
be the necessary response to a pregnancy. Outside
of pregnancy, I posit that people are ill-equipped
to make a life-without-end bargain in their 20s.
\_ Well the kids -> marriage thing is about the
kids and being responsible for them, and trying
to provide a family. No pregnancy is truly 100%
unexpected and people make choices when they
decide to fuck each other (and not abort). Anyway
since divorce exists, obviously it's not
life-without-end now is it? Society doesn't seem
to care that people regularly break these pledges.
\_ I care. </skywalker> Divorce sucks for all
involved. A breakup, if it must happen, is
hard enough without legalities and such. We
seem to be talking at cross purposes here.
The dysfunction that can arise from entering
marriage based on obligation is what I was
talking about above re "harm".
\_ Fertility is still very good in the early 30s. It is not
until after 35 that it really starts to fall off. |
| 2006/2/10-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41800 Activity:nil |
2/10 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3574 When you care enough to send a Star Wars Valentine's Day card. |
| 2006/2/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41788 Activity:high |
2/9 Dear married men, what do you do with your porn? Do you hide them,
look at them openly, or throw them away? What's the best way to
deal with the issue of um, she keeps having headache or
just doesn't feel like it?
\_ http://tinyurl.com/bcjol
\_ If those are your real life issues, your smallest concern should be
your porn collection. You should be worried about your failing
marriage as well as who she is screwing if it isn't you.
\_ Internet, dude! Hardcopy is so... lacking. And, yes, it's okay for
married men to masturbate.
\_ Yep, cool by me. He should keep his cock in his hand getting
off to net porn while someone else is banging his wife. Good
plan! There's some sort of Darwin thing going on there. I like
it.
\_ Your odd assumption that she's somehow not satisfied betrays
your lack of understanding of how Real Life with mature
adults actually works.
\_ Odd assumption? Read the OP again. "she keeps having
headache or just doesn't feel like it". Maybe you think
your wife really does just have lots of headaches that
mysterious occur only when you're horny, but out here in
Real Life Land, mature adults with headaches are banging
the milkman. You have betrayed your lack of understanding
of how English works.
\_ You are confusing Real World with Real Life. In Real
Life, having a headache or a decreased sexual appetite
usually has roots in issues other than cheating. If
your experience has invariably been otherwise, stop
marrying unbalanced wrecks.
\_ Cheating isn't the root. Cheating is the result
of an unhappy sexless marriage. You're confusing
cause and effect. You continue to betray your lack
of understanding of the English language.
\_ Physician, heal thyself. OP wonders what to do
when wife says she has a headache or doesn't feel
like it. He doesn't say this happens all the time.
He implies that he wants advice on what to do when
he's horny but his wife is not. Nothing in his
post implies cheating. The correct response to
his question is, have a wank and get over it.
\_ I know he didn't say she's cheating. *I* said
she's cheating or soon will be. The correct
response is figure out what's wrong with your
marriage if your marriage is such a mess you
think you need *motd* help to figure out your
porn/sex-with-wife issues. If he isn't taking
care of her needs, someone else will. |
| 2006/2/8 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:41763 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
2/8 gayest thing ever
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1471 |
| 2006/2/8 [Recreation/Dating, Science/GlobalWarming] UID:41760 Activity:kinda low |
2/7 God, I'm so love sick I'm miserable. What to do to get my mind off?
\_ if you want to get her off your mind you don't love her.
\_ good troll. Surf for other trolls.
\_ You need to talk to DER FURIOUS.
\_ Concentrate on all the pain and suffering that can come out of
a relationship gone bad. Think about how much time and money
and energy this could cost you.
\_ Ask her/him/it out. Solves the problem one way or another. -dans
\_ This is as good as it will ever get, and it can only go down hill
from here. Walk away. |
| 2006/2/4-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41706 Activity:low |
2/4 Has anyone every deleted all their porn? (Maybe to save
time, or you got married, or you're about to go to jail
for several years for making terroristic threats). Did
you regret your decision?
\_ It was year 2001, 2 years after I graduated from Cal. Things
were going nowhere at work, the dot-bomb demoralized everyone,
I was having family problems, and I was going through a breakup.
It was a depressing time and I jacked off a lot to keep myself
from sinking any further. But things didn't improve, and one day
I said enough is enough. I wasted a lot of time jacking off 2-3
times a day to get away from this horrible world, and I didn't
want to waste time anymore. I wanted to clean up, so I deleted
3G of still picture porn that I collected since high school.
I tried cleaning up my life. But nothing changed. One day, I
had a big urge but had nowhere to start, so I went to a massage
parlor and the next week hired a few escorts. I was having
sex binge because I felt deprived. In retrospect, was it a good
thing that I deleted porn? No. You'll always need them.
\_ For the health of your future partners, you should really go
to an STD clinic. Having sex with escorts is not exactly low
risk behavior.
\_ I delete all my porn regularly. But I never understood
the keeping a collection part of porn. Get porn. Use porn.
Toss porn. Repeat.
\_ that depends on if you are talking DVD or not. Comcast on
demand chrages 10-$15 for XXX porn. That gets pricey fast.
As long as your need for porn gratification gets obsessive to
the point of not wanting a regular GF; then you are ok.
There are alot more positive things in a good relationship
than sex. A girl who is a good listener is far more valuable
than one who is good in bed. Find one who does both is nice
too of course.
\_ Are you DER FURIOUS?! |
| 2006/2/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41662 Activity:nil |
2/1 My friends's long time girlfriend told me she "has feelings" for me.
Should I make her tell him about this, or just let it go?
\_ OK , I probably shouldn't have posted this, but thanks for
the responses. -op
\_ flattered but your friendship is more important?
\_ Let it go. If you tell him he will hate you and her both.
\_ Not necessarily. I mean, that would be irrational.
Not every single person is irrational like that.
\_ Irrational? If he believes you then she's a slut. If not,
you're a liar. I'd be suspicious of both, personally.
Yes, people shoot the messenger all the time. How would
you react if I told you your girlfriend wanted to bone me?
\_ yeah if you go physical with her and she says i cant
hurt her bf, then you're screwed
\_ just pretend you never heard it.
\_ dump her and use http://tinyurl.com/8raom
\- you need to figure out what end point you want and pick what
to do based on that. if you need sloda to tell you want end
point to pick, you should just kill yourself.
\_ Hmm. Ok. I guess I wasn't clear. I'm not going to act
on it. I've been advised to make her tell him or do it
myself, by it seemed kinda mean. I thought maybe I'd
just let it go.
\_ Don't tell him at all. It's better to stay out of such
matters. My best friend's wife was a bitch, but I never
told him that. She died tragically. I am glad I didn't
say anything and I think he knew anyway. Friends say
they want you to be honest and tell them bad news, but
the truth is they are better in denial. Just support
him when the skank eventually leaves him.
\_ how did she die? |
| 2006/1/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41594 Activity:nil |
1/29 FURIOUS guy here. My girlfriend asked me on saturday night
if I wanted to have anal sex, but I turned her down. She
gave me a handjob instead. I should have asked her for a
blowjob too but it was getting late. Tonight I am looking
at link:tinyurl.com/9bauv .
\_ why don't you just dump her already? it's obvious you don't need
a girlfriend. |
| 2006/1/26-27 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Computer] UID:41534 Activity:nil |
1/25 lots of fun: http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/126401122.html \_ http://postsecret.blogspot.com \_ http://grouphug.us |
| 2006/1/25-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41527 Activity:nil |
1/25 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060125/od_nm/japan_harem_dc Proof that Japanese men are horny \_ ..or that Japanese women are lazy |
| 2006/1/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41517 Activity:very high |
1/25 Hello. Furious motd masturbator from yesterday here.
My girlfriend gave me a blow and hand job last night
but it over took 40 minutes because I had came at least 20 times
since Saturday. After she went to work I popped out the computer,
her bottle of KY, looked at http://tinyurl.com/9jtv3
for a while and came again. Now I'm pretty mellow.
\_ not work-safe
\_ Uh, duh?
\_ No wonder you have to masturbate so furiously - that's some lousy
\_ No wonder you have to masturbate so furiously - that's some lossy
porn.
\_ 40 minutes!? My wife would be so pissed and just left if I couldn't
cum in 10 minutes.
\_ Ouch! Are those pictures taken right after an implant surgery? |
| 2006/1/25-27 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Food] UID:41514 Activity:nil |
1/25 Porn Bread! http://www.porn-bread.com -John \_ You know, I find this vaguely disturbing, yet amusing. -mice |
| 2006/1/23-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41479 Activity:moderate |
1/23 Sara Stone, all natural.
\_ so are these
http://tinyurl.com/c8gta
\_ Yeah, but these aren't naked.
\_ Yay, motd boob-guy! --motd boob guy #1 fan
\_ Who is Sara Stone?
\_ Just another busty chick who's not fat, ugly, or surgically
enhanced, which is not common these days.
enhanced. This is not common these days.
\_ A Google search turns up nothing.
\_ First result from Google:
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Sara%20Stone
\_ Is it just me or it seems like she's kinda fat?
\_ It's just you. Stop dating skinny Asian chicks
with no chest.
with no chest (or ass).
\_ It can be worse. Not-so-skinny Asian chick with
no chest, like my wife.
\_ *That's* surgically enhanced. By the way, I
actually used Yahoo!, which can't (easily) find her.
\_ Looks fairly natural to me; she's got the body
fat to support a large rack.
\_ Possible, but unlikely. Way too perky. |
| 2006/1/20-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41457 Activity:nil |
1/20 Cute: http://www.thedailywtf.com/forums/56931/ShowPost.aspx -John |
| 2006/1/20-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41450 Activity:low 86%like:41441 |
1/19 http://csua.org/u/epi (USA Today via Yahoo News) King Kong the movie is racist!!! They should have had a Caucasian King Kong falling in love with an African American woman. \_ So, the article has some good points, but it vacilitates between reason and abject stupidity. \_ If they'd wanted an award, they should have had him falling for a black *man*. \_ Asian man. A black man/woman would be racist. \_ So this Sheryl McCarthy thinks blacks are apes? |
| 2006/1/19-21 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:41442 Activity:high Cat_by:auto |
1/19 Marketing at its best:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6685078570737229515
\_ Thank God for creating cute Asian girls. Now I need to go to
the bathroom to relieve myself.
\_ It wasn't God, it was evolution!
\_ whatever it was, intelligent design was at work.
\_ She could've been green for all I care. By the way, what
was the commercial about? ;) (Maybe not *too* good marketing.)
\_ "She couldn've been been green..." meaning you find her
unattractive? Or you don't care about looks?
\_ Chocolate candy, FWIW. I wonder if there is anything one
cannot successfully sell with boobs.
\_ Anyone happen to know Japanese? What did she say after
she looked down?
\_ I think having boobs upstage your product is not
such a good thing. What did you say the commercial
was about again?
\_ Brain transplants for the intellectually feeble.
Are you the same person who was so bothered by the
"naked news" post a few days ago?
\_ You can't sell breast reduction surgery with these, I
guess.
guess. http://rallosnobr.afreeserver.com
\_ I think it was "brand reinforcement" style; not targetted
at actually being informative. Look at Nike ads.. would
you ever know what they're actually for?
\_ Cute Japanes girls to be specific. In other Asian countries it
would be politically incorrect and frowned upon by flat-chested
women and hypocrites.
\_ If you want to save the .wmv for off-line relief, go to
http://www.jengajam.com/r/Choco-Party-Good
\_ Another funny one:http://hpbimg.rydell.nl/Map-Movies/Boob-Popper.wmv |
| 2006/1/19-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41441 Activity:high 86%like:41450 |
1/19 http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20060119/cm_usatoday/blondeisbeautifulmystique King Kong the movie is racist!!! They should have had a Caucasian King Kong falling in love with an African American woman. \_ So, the article has some good points, but it vacilitates between reason and abject stupidity. \_ So, most of the article is fairly reasonable, but, as usual, the lead in ruins the article by being stupid. between reason and abject stupidly. \_ stupidity |
| 2006/1/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41411 Activity:high |
1/17 Guardian article on Muslim imams sexual advice. Scroll down for much
hilarity:
"It is precisely to avoid having too many children that some Muslims
practice anal sex. One man, writing to the Islamic Q&A website, says
that his wife doesn't have any problem with it. 'I think this is the
best way of family planning instead of using condoms,' the man writes,
though he adds that many of his friends have told him otherwise.
'People are confusing me so please tell me what to do.'"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/elsewhere/journalist/story/0,7792,1688285,00.html?gusrc=rss
\_ Scroll down? Right at the top Dr Rashad Khalil is advocating
always wearing clothes during sex.
\_ Maybe he means a hat?
\_ A cowboy hat?
\_ lower.
\_ Oral sex is much more effective than anal sex if birth control is
the goal, because the anus is too close to the vulva.
\_ Anal sex might hurt the female more. Then you don't have to
beat her as much.
\_ Geeks who refer to women as "females" need to be hurt more.
\_ If it hurts, you aren't doing it right. |
| 2006/1/12-17 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:41361 Activity:nil |
1/12 Gotta love protesters out in support of releasing wanna-be mass
murders.
http://csua.org/u/eld |
| 2006/1/9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41297 Activity:very high |
1/8 "Marlene Dietrich 'hated sex', says daughter. Riva, who has written
a memoir entitled My Mother Marlene, said that Dietrich's hatred
of sex and sometimes distant personality often made her feel sorry
for the men who fell in love with her glamorous mother."
So I'm curious, how many sodans would marry a glamorous gal
without sex? Say you can marry Jennifer Aniston without sex,
would you do it?
\_ Would you marry Jennifer Aniston if she had herpes type 2?
\_ no way. i'd be down with type 1 though.
\_ yeah me too.
\_ You know that HSV-1 can be genital and HSV-2 can be oral, right?
\_ HSV-1 outbreaks usually occurs only once every year or so.
sometimes only once in a lifetime. HSV-2 outbreaks is
going to be once every few months. this is oral or genital.
\_ You're sadly misinformed, but I rash you all the best...
\_ What am I misinformed about? Please fill me in wise one.
\_ Basically it's all completely dependent on the
individual person and case. There is some general
evidence that genital cases of HSV-1 are less severe,
but by the same token it's hard to generalize about
what an individual case or progression of genital
HSV-2 will be like. HSV is probably one of the most
common human viruses and has a huge range of possible
outcomes. In general, both will gradually decrease
in severity over a person's lifetime. I suggest
googling if you're really concerned about this
stuff. The person that said 50% occurrence is
being a little misleading as well - the actual
statistic is that 1/4 of all sexually active adults
will contract it *sometime* in their life. This is
very different than saying that 50% of all sexually
active adults have it.
\_ You do know something like 50% of sexually active adults have
herpes type 2. It's not that big of a deal.
\_ Come on, man. Everybody's doing it. Getting type 2 once
won't hurt anything...
\_ Not a chance. I'm with Tom. Glamor would never even enter in to
my decision, but high sex drive is very important. All else the
same, I think I'd take no glamor over glamor, since if I understand
your definition correctly, a glamorous wife would mean involvement
of the tabloid press in our lives.
\_ No way. No, No, No, No, No. --PM
\_ JA is glamorous?
\_ The glamorousness of your wife, or her measurement against current
standards of beauty, won't have any bearing on whether your
marriage is happy or healthy. -tom |
| 2006/1/1-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41187 Activity:nil |
1/1 It's 2006! May all your sodans get laid!
\_ Done, done, and done again! Gotta go, SO is calling me back for
more. - alumnus |
| 2005/12/28-2006/1/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41158 Activity:nil |
12/28 Group sex club patrons swinging free. Swinger clubs and gang bang
condoned in Canada. Man, I gotta move to Canada!
-desperate pimple virgin sodan
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051227/od_nm/sex_dc
\_ http://erosguide.com
\_ Maybe you can get some fat sysadmin fuck on the motd to pay your
moving expenses.
\_ Um...there are hundreds of these clubs down here in the States.
And they're legal, too. |
| 2005/12/27-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41146 Activity:kinda low |
12/27 Brokeback Mountain: Rape of the Marlboro Man
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48076
\_ The author of this article wants it so bad in the ass
\_ Wow, what insight. By this single "I know you are but what am I"
argument, you've moved the level of discourse about the topic all
the way to 2nd -- no 3rd grade. Kudos sir!
\_ He's giving the author his deserved respect.
\_ Why does Ang Lee like to make gay movies so much?
\_ Powerful human dynamics?
\_ gotta love right-wing fearmongering. yeah, homosexuality is
really going to be the end of Western civilization. uh-huh.
\_ What I love is that all of his arguments revolve around how it
destroys (the gay guy's) marriage. He seems to miss the point
that the loveless marriage is a product of the unaccepting
society. So he's either being a dumbass or intentionally
deceiving his audience... almost like Hollywood.
\_ "loveless marriage is a product of the unaccepting
society." Can you explain that?
\_ If the guy is gay, but can't express that, he may enter
into a marriage because that's "what you do". But his
sexual needs are being denied in such a marriage, leading
to resentment and unhappiness.
\_ Can't he just stay single? Don't you think marrying
someone you don't love at all is kind of irresponsible?
\_ Perhaps he could. Perhaps his family expected it
of him. Perhaps he hadn't even considered the
possibility that he was homosexual, but wasn't happy
with what he had. As for "irresponsible", people
do a lot of irresponsible things when they don't
know who they really are or what they really want.
\_ Perhaps he just likes a little anal on the side.
There are a lot of straight marriages that end
up like this. I don't see what homos have to do
with it. And don't try to excuse irresponsible
behavior by "people do that"... oh yeah people
rape others when they aren't getting enough sex,
quit your moralizing.
\_ Wow. I'm amazed how quickly the psychos come
out on this issue. Mmm.. homo sex == rape!
You r0x0r, duud1!!
\_ lol ya rly like wtf? btw learn to read.
\_ If you are not sure, or not ready to make a
commitment for life, don't get married. Why
is it that people take marriage so lightly
these days?
\_ "These days"? You haven't given this subject
much research or thought, have you?
\_ If you think you have something to say,
try saying it.
\_ How 'bout we give gays the option to
make that commitment, and then we'll
see how lightly it is taken. Do you
think kids out of high school getting
married are considering it fully?
Do you think that the dynamic discussed
here contributes greatly to the freq
of divorce? I suggest you are laying
too much blame at Ang Lee's feet.
\_ Yes, if we are ready to send an
18 year old to war where he needs
to make life and death decisions,
then he should be able to consider
a marriage decision seriously.
At 18 you are a grown up, have the
rights and responsibilities of a
grown up.
\_ E_TOOSHORT. This conversation
is at an end.
\_ You've been trying to branch
out on irrelevant topics. I
was just sticking to the
original discussion.
\_ E_TOOSTUPID. Can't handle
the TOOSHORT exception.
\_ you are cute.
\_ Okay, I missed this sentence:
"Do you think that the dynamic
discussed here contributes greatly
to the freq of divorce?"
Yes, too much emphasis on sexual
desires, and personal fulfilment
as opposed to love, commitment,
loyalty and responsibility.
\_ I suggest that as the stigma
of homosexuality diminishes and
as the acceptance of homosexual
marriage/unions grow, this VERY
SMALL portion of the total of
failed marriages will all but
vanish. Marriages don't fail
because of homosexuality.
\_ Dude, it's irrelevant whether
the third person is a guy or
a girl. The guy got married
and had kids, and then went
on adulterous "fishing trips"
to Brokeback Mountain for 2
decades.
\_ I agree with you here, but
if it weren't about a
homosexual couple, 1) it
wouldn't be made into a
movie and 2) you wouldn't
bother thinking about it.
\_ There are countless
movies about marriage
and affairs and love
that could not be.
\_ And you get upset
about every one of
them...
---------------------------\
No, I just don't agree that the statement,
"loveless marriage is a product of the
unaccepting society" applies here.
\_ The person who posted that was extrapolating.
I haven't seen the movie, so I can't say one
way or the other if that's what the movie said,
but I've tried to suggest scenarios that
expound upon his statement. If you just
reject it, then fine. I'm done walking
you through.
\_ That's "what you do".
\_ Honoring your marital vows is "what
you do". Loving (an action, not state
of mind) your wife and children is
"what you do".
\_ Indeed. Funny, though, some people,
for whatever reason, don't or can't.
If that's your only complaint here,
then this is a long discussion about
nothing. I think you're just creeped
out by homosexuality.
\_ actually the long discussion is
because some people here are
rather presumptuous and mis-
interpreted my comment.
\_ Author was obviously disappointed by the lack of pudding eating
scenes and lashed out in an unfulfilled, unloved crime of passion. |
| 2005/12/13-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40993 Activity:nil |
12/13 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051213/od_nm/china_bra_dc Stalkers rejoice! Stalking is a declaration of love and thus condoned by the mainland Chinese government. \_ Understand, I beat you up and stole your wallet only out of love for you. |
| 2005/12/12-14 [Finance/Banking, Recreation/Dating] UID:40982 Activity:kinda low |
12/12 Do you have friends you don't like lending books, DVDs etc to?
Typically because they don't return them in a reasonable amount of
time or if you hint you would like something back they don't pick it
up? I personally feel if I borrow a book from somebody and they want
it back I should at soonest reasonable opportunity deliver it to them
rather than say "oh you can come and get it." How do you handle
turning down future requests?
\_ Just go pick it up that one time, and never lend to them again.
Simply tell them they don't return your stuff on time.
\_ I am having the hardest time get my friend return my books...
\_ I've had to discipline myself to not borrow things from people;
excactly for the reason that sometimes I forget, or it can get
damaged. But yeah, one should return things fast. -John
\_ My problem is that I lend things to people and then forget and never
get them back ever.
\_ My dad used to tell me an old (Arabic?) saying:
If you lend a book to someone, they should chop off an arm.
If you return a lent book, they should chop off both arms.
I guess the point is that people are generally irresponsible
and if you want them to read a book, just buy it for them...
or don't expect it back.
\_ I own a lot of books so people are often interested in borrow
\_ I own a lot of books so people are often interested in borrowing
books from me and it is an asymmetric thing. Normally it would
be a pretty efficient area for inter-friend loans ... books
dont really get worn out, cheap to move, the loan terms are
usually longer than from library, books are often things you
want to use rather than own, you usually can spare the book
for a couple of months. So it kind sad I am thinking about
cracking down on this. It says something about how flakey
most people are ... people who arent willing to promptly
return stuff when you issue a recall, people who forget
the have your books and your are forced to do the recall etc.
(There have been a couple of cases where I have borrowed a book
and the other person moved away and I felt really bad. I think
the other person has forgotten i had the book.)
they have your books and wont ever return them unless you
remember and initiate a recall. (There have been a couple of
cases where I have borrowed a book and the other person moved
away and I felt really bad. I think the other person has
forgotten i had the book.) These days if a flakey friend asks
to borrow something, I just pretend not to hear. On the other
hand I have good friends I have loaned very expensive electronic
and such to.
\_ I have had similar problems, and I'd add that there is another
problem with books and flaky people, which is getting them to
read the damn book. I often loan someone a book that they say
they want to read, and six months later they still haven't
finished it. Well, I actually would like to see them read the
book, but then it turns into another six months...people need
to read more.
book, but then it turns into another six months...the bottom
line is that most people are lazy, flaky, and watch about
24 hours of tv for every hour they spend reading. And that's
just the intelligensia. |
| 2005/12/9-11 [Recreation/Computer/Games, Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:40934 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
12/9 New game teaches female sexual gratification:
http://www.boingboing.net/2005/12/08/videogame_teaches_fe.html -John |
| 2005/12/7-9 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Taiwan] UID:40896 Activity:kinda low |
12/7 Thanks for all the replies on what gifts to bring back to
Taiwan. I now hasve a better idea of what to bring for my aunts
and uncles. But what about cousins in their 20s. Are there any
electronic gadgets, apparel, etc. that would be good gift ideas?
Do people in Taiwan use iPods? Are they more expensive in Taiwan?
\_ Bring back nice traditional wife from rural China since most
Taiwanese women have Westernized and modernized, meaning they
don't cook, they don't clean, and they bitch all day.
\_ You mean Taiwanese women are more like Hong Kong women now?
\_ No, more like, both HK and Taiwanese women are mostly
Westernized so they're as bitchy as modern American
women. Whatever happened to the good 'ol traditional
women we saw from TV shows in the 60s like Bewitched and
I Dream of Jennie? Are they extinct? -fuck modernization
\_ That's "Jeannie", you cretin.
\_ Yes, but all sex must be scheduled in advance and only the
missionary position is allowed until the second child, then
you will be refused sex until someone dies.
\_ is this in reference to the 60s women, modern
Western women, or Westernized Asian women?
\_ Is it just Taipei or is that true for the whole isle?
\_ Young people in Hong Kong love Timberland boots, because they are
very expensive over there. Don't know about Taiwan.
\_ haaa? that was N years ago i think.
\_ Oh, my sister told me this 7yrs ago. I'm so outdated.
\_ clothes from Polo/nautica/Gap. |
| 2005/12/6-7 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/HW/Laptop] UID:40874 Activity:nil |
12/6 Why are you people so obsessed with kchang? It's nice outside. -John
\_ Cause he still has a cute little bubble butt that just begs for
a rimming.
\_ And I suppose you're out frolicking naked through some alpine
meadow with a hot chick while you read and post to the motd?
\_ Blackberry. Ours still work :-)
\_ Unless you post a picture from said blackberry with a timestamp\
that proves there is really an alpine meadow and a naked hot
chick, I think we can all assume you're hunched over a laptop
in some nerdy building, just like the rest of us.
\_ Actually I'm hunched over a laptop in my nice living room
with a glass of wine in front of the fireplace watching
soccer, but http://blackberryporn.com ... -John
\_ It's desperation stemming from leading meaningless lives.
\_ I'm trapped in a loveless marriage and a pointless job. It's either
this or I become one with WoW.
\_ I went the latter route. You too can make your home in Azeroth.
\_ Fair enough. |
| 2005/12/5-7 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Eyes] UID:40870 Activity:kinda low |
12/5 Testing
\_ Failed.
\_ More testing.
\_ And again, just to be sure.
\_ What is my name. How about now.
\_ What is my name now.
\_ Your powers are weak old man.
\_ Yes, I apparently don't have a name.
\_ Who picked the names?
\_ I suspect it's just kchang's way to poke people in the eye.
People he doesn't like get hitler, etc.
\- Why can't we choose our own names?
No, I tried it before & it didn't work!
I had four guys fighting over Mr. Black
\_ Mr. Black may not be such a popular name here.
\_ I guess this brings name calling to a whole new level.
\_ What's my name then?
\_ This is a test of the emergency motd ID system.
\_ Note to FBI: billclinton likes kiddie porn. Please sieze his PC.
\_ Can't wait for amckee to get freaky and try to sorry darthVader.
\_ heh, good one!
\_ I feel your pain.
\_ I did not have sex with that woman.
\_ I am NOT a Troll.
\_ I did not have sex with that Troll.
\_ I am NOT a woman. |
| 2005/11/30-12/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40788 Activity:nil |
11/29 It seems like its only the men that ever ask for anal sex. I
have never met a woman who would admit to either liking it or
requesting it. Makes it seem like a domination/control
method as opposed to a sex act.
\_ I think there are women who do like it. The "Sex on Tuesday"
column of the daily Cal talks about it occasionally and it seems
that some girls are cool with it. I would definitely agree that
it would not be the norm (or even common). |
| 2005/11/29-12/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40767 Activity:kinda low |
11/29 Dr. David Hager, Dubya appointee to an FDA panel, had voted earlier
this year (in the minority, 23-4) to withhold the Plan B morning-after
pill, and is also an anal rapist:
http://www.thenation.com/docprint.mhtml?i=20050530&s=mcgarvey
Linda Davis, former wife after 32 years of marriage, "alleges that
between 1995 and their divorce in 2002, Hager repeatedly sodomized her
without her consent. ... Sometimes Hager would blithely shift from
vaginal to anal sex ... 'He would say, "Oh, I didn't mean to have anal
sex with you; I can't feel the difference."'"
\_ Rapists are typically in charge in theocracies. Certain
ideologies appeal to certain types of people.
\_ I envy him having a wife with such a tight vagina!
\_ That's the more pleasant possibility...
\_ At least until he asks her to put on the Ricky Martin mask.
\_ isn't it sad this is all public knowledge... but david hager
is still around? What do you gotta do in this administration
to get fired, anally sodomize your wife?
\_ Telling the truth is usually the fastest way.
\_ Hiring a prostitute.
"... she even let Hager pay her for sex that she wouldn't have
otherwise engaged in--for example, $2,000 for oral sex"
\_ More: "For the next seven years Hager sodomized Davis without her
consent [after being put on sleeping pills to treat her narcolepsy,
so she could have a regular sleeping schedule] while she slept
roughly once a month ... Sometimes she fought Hager off and he would
quit for a while, only to circle back later that same night"
\_ Ironic title: "W. David Hager gets probed"
http://www.getreligion.org/?m=20050512
\_ I agree that we should accept any allegations from a divorced
spouse.
\_ I side with all the good Christian folk who listened to Dr.
Hager, who said his wife was mentally unstable and had moved in
with another man!
\_ I'm just not impressed by the allegations of an ex-wife who put up
with this for so many years. If it was really happening and she
was really upset with him about it, she wouldn't have waited
between 7 and 32 years (the length of their marriage) to do divorce
him. It seems odd to me that his alleged behavior was only in the
last 7 years as she claims and not all 32 years as if he only just
suddenly got into anal piracy. My guess is they'd been doing anal
since they first got married but she needed a divorce charge so she
could only claim the last 7 years during which she was on sleeping
pills. Since she didn't press criminal charges, I don't see how
this is any different than a former POTUS fucking his intern and
claiming a) privacy and b) that his private life has no effect on
his public performance. Overall: yawn.
\_ Those excuses worked for the Speaker of the House. Go Newt!!
\_ His wife claimed he anally raped her for 7 years?
\_ Did you read the story?
\_ umm, right. and how many times did you hear the word rape
associated with Clinton and Lewinski? Also, the author of the
piece did confirm the wife's story with corroborating witnesses
she told during those 7 years. Does that mean she's been
planning divorice for the past 7 years?
\_ I'm not buying the rape story. Rape is a criminal offense.
If she didn't file charges then this is just bullshit and
an ex-wife's political revenge. He wanted anal, she didn't,
she did it anyway, bitched to her friends about it, it's a
private matter.
\_ Your troll powers are weak, old man. |
| 2005/11/23-28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40717 Activity:moderate |
11/23 Farewell my Concubine:
http://tinyurl.com/97qut (latimes.com)
\- good article. funny title. one point for you.
\_ this just point out my confusion: why it's illegal to
have more than one wives while it is ok to have mistresse
have more than one wives while it is ok to have mistresses
without any legal punishment? and impose such twisted value
over the world.
\_ Why it's okay to willy pee at world but USA impose double
concubine standard? And how USA tell world it not kill but only
for it not the same and jihadist? It funny that USA tell world
for it not the same and jihadist? It funny USA tell world
lieing and not detain prisoner after Afghanistan Saddam Hussein
hypocrite false habeus corpses?
hypocrite false habesus corpses?
\_ Mistresses have no legal standing; wives do. -tom
\_ Don't mistresses have some sort of recourse to domestic
partner rules under certain circumstances, or palimony
rights? -John
\_ iirc, this was only true under common law marriage
which no longer exists.
\- concubinage has legal recognition in france.
but that is closer to the common law situation
than a mistress.
\_ that is my point. We might as well allow woman to have
some sort of legal status. In some way, it's a protection
to women's right :p
\_ "... an industry of private detectives snooping on cheating husbands
and their paramours. One such agency, called Debang, ..."
What a good name. |
| 2005/11/22-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40689 Activity:high |
11/22 DAmmit, where was this teacher when I was 14?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051122/ap_on_re_us/teacher_sex
\_ Why can't all pedophiles plea bargain like she did?
\_ You're right. She is HOT HOT HOT ***DROOOOOL***
Damn you I'm hard now, time to relieve myself...
\_ *shrug* Each to his own, I guess. While I wouldn't throw her
out of my bed (as if that was a serious possibility) I don't
think she's all that attractive. Frankly, she looks kind of
creepy to my eye. -mice
out of my bed (as if that was a serious possibility), but I
don't think she's all that attractive. Frankly, she looks
kind of creepy to my eye. -mice
\_ Three years of house arrest? How do you make a living if you aren't
Martha Stewart?
\_ Streaming Internet porn?
\_ House arrest doesn't mean you're locked in your house 24 hours
a day. She would most likely be allowed to go out to go
to a job, buy groceries, etc.
\_ what job? She's certainly not working in teaching any more.
Perhaps the Porn industry could put her to use...
\_ Maybe...
http://wizbangblog.com/archives/004476.php
\_ Posting bathing suits in teens' magazines. BTW are there teens'
magazines specifically for male?
\_ Yes. Playboy.
\_ I bet there's a possibly lucrative book deal in this for her.
\_ I bet you didn't RTFA which says she agreed not to profit from
her crimes as part of her punishment.
\_ "Fitzgibbons said in July that plea negotiations had broken off
because prosecutors insisted on prison time, which he said would be
too dangerous for someone as attractive as Lafave." Attractive
\_ that just means "white and
middle class"
\_ Perhaps in the general case.
But in this specific instance,
she is at least not ugly. She'd
probably be pretty hot if she
loses some weight doing hard
time.
people get preferential treatment.
\_ Check out the 2/8 motd thread on a similar case. Devra Lafave's
newly-wed husband's pics were all over the net. I wonder how he
walks around without people checking out his pants to see if he's
inadequate.
\_ When you were 14, depending on how old you are, she was either in
highschool busy fucking highschool boys, or in your class, fucking
the cool kids.
\_ when I was 14, she was running around in her jammies. i doubt
she had even named her parts yet. in my time the teachers were
smart enough not to get caught....
\_ Where's NAWBLA when you need them?
\_ Back when I was 14, I found women in their 20s most attractive. Now
when I am 35, I still find women in their 20s most attractive.
\_ When the women were in their 20s, they find non-geekazoids
attractive. When they were in their 40s, they still
find non-geekazoids attractive.
\_ Why should what she did be illegal? IMO it's more a problem with the
teacher-student power structure than the age of the boy. I don't
really understand the rationale here. What if the boy was 16?
\_ What if it were a male teacher and a female student? What if
it were a male teacher and a male student? There are any number
of reasons parents should be able to expect their school
teachers to not be sexually involved with their children. -tom
\_ age of consent is 16 in FL.
\_ Um, the whole purpose of going to school is to learn math,
science, grammar, civics, &c. not this sort of immorality.
As a taxpayer, I certainly don't want teachers doing this
sort of thing.
\_ Clearly, you're a homo.
\_ I know you are a troll, but I said "teachers" so as
to include behavior by teachers of both genders w/
students of either gender. So how does that make me
a homo? And perhaps you should reserve judgment until
you hear my argument re 14th amend. equal protection
and garriage.
\_ If you're for garriage, you're a homo. If you're
against garriage, you're a closet homo.
\_ No, I agree teachers doing that kind of thing should be
fired. But I don't see why this should be _illegal_ with
prison sentences. Or in the general case, if she wasn't
his teacher.
\_ Because 14 year olds are children? Have you actually
seen a 14 year old recently? |
| 2005/11/15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40595 Activity:nil 80%like:40590 |
11/15 hi, i'm back!
http://public.fotki.com/moregleny/gleny_girls/cheryl
\_ Why does that ugly guy deserve such a hot woman?
\_ Money has always been able to buy love, or a simulation
of love.
http://image50.webshots.com/150/6/17/77/495461777CBXbrB_fs.jpg
\_ Horny girl!
http://community.webshots.com/user/cutie84211 |
| 2005/11/10-11 [Politics/Foreign/Europe, Recreation/Dating] UID:40530 Activity:nil |
11/9 Has anyone read this?
[Long url deleted. You must shorten +80col URLs]
\_ You're a prick. You could just make a macro to replace a url with
its shortcutted version rather than replacing it with that useless
line.
\_ Maybe, but you should do your part too.
\_ Shortened link: http://csua.org/u/dz9 |
| 2005/11/10 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Europe] UID:40526 Activity:nil |
11/9 Has anyone read this?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1566636434/002-6911668-5155237?v=glance&n=283155&n=507846&s=books&v=glance |
| 2005/11/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40525 Activity:kinda low |
11/9 Look closely at Dans pictures and you can see that her young body
cant keep up with her breast growth. Cute little stretch marks can
be seen on the tops of her boobs. She might have many more years
of cup size enlargement. Dan doesnt seem shy about hiding her
cleavage thats for sure. Shame the pictures are not the highest
resolution. All the preview pictures here on bustywebshots are saved
at their actual size.
http://bustywebshots.blogspot.com/2005/11/dan.html
\_ At first I thought this link was about danh. I looked anyways. -ax
\_ I was thinking dans, as in Dan Silverstein
\_ At first I thought this link was about danh. I looked anyways. -ax
\_ I was thinking dans, as in Dan Silverstein
\_ Me2.
\_ Mostly I chalk it up to the ongoing death of grammar and
people's inability to properly use apostrophes. You'll
have to forgive me as my grandfather recently passed on
and I've been too busy mourning to muck about with the
motd. -dans
\_ Are those wounds from implant surgery? |
| 2005/11/7-8 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:40479 Activity:low 66%like:40474 |
11/07 without looking at the sites in question, what do you think these are:
http://www.whorepresents.com
\_ Dildos
http://www.expertsexchange.com
\_ Tranny doctors.
http://www.penisland.net
\_ Gay porn
http://www.therapistfinder.com
http://www.powergenitalia.com
\_ Penis enhancements
http://www.molestationnursery.com
\_ I read that http://www.powergenitalia.com didn't really exist, and the host
name was just a joke.
\_ http://www.archive.org foolio.
\_ Oops, I read it wrong. It's a real site, but it's just not
related to the UK company Powergen.
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/powergen.asp
\_ On the contrary: http://http://www.whitehouse.com ...... Sorry, it used to
be a porn site. Now it's not funny anymore.
\_ now check http://http://www.policeman.net
\_ http://http://www.whitehouse.net |
| 2005/11/3-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40423 Activity:moderate |
11/3 My girlfriend is upset that I occasionally look at porn. I'd say it's
about once a week or less, but up to three times a week. She thinks
that's a lot. WTF?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9504659
"About 38 percent of men used it three times per week or more"
\_ Do what I do, porn surf in the bathroom with a wifi. This is
exactly why I think wifi is the best thing next to bread
-married and little sex
\_ Is this a "She asked me if i use porn and i said ___" or a "she
caught me at the computer with my pants down for the third
time in a month" thing?
\_ She's upset about your lack of formatting ability.
\_ You can't understand why your girlfriend is upset that you're
looking at porn?
\_ WTFC?
\_ Stop using porn a find a GF you can share it with or doesn't care.
\_ Watch it at work.
\_ Since when do people start "using" porn?
\_ Have you seen op's gf? You need a "running start."
\_ That Hald guy came from Denmark, where teenage porn was legal.
Don't know about now.
Don't know about now. Here are some titles from 20+ yrs ago:
http://www.sexshop2000.dk/english/Productdetail.asp?ProductID=2329
http://www.sexshop2000.dk/english/Productdetail.asp?ProductID=2199
I remember both titles used to be "Teenage Sex nnn" (3-digit
numbers) back then instead of the ones listed now.
\_ Tell her that if she doesn't let you look at porn, you will
expect her to have sex with you three more times a week.
expect her to have sex with your three more times a week.
Maybe that is the real issue. Maybe she wants to have sex
more often. Have you considered that?
\_ Bwahahahahaha! |
| 2005/11/3-4 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/President/Clinton] UID:40416 Activity:moderate |
11/3 http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/reynolds.asp Claim: An ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate won clemency from a president who had sex with a subordinate, then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate. Status: True. \_ If they were the same subordinate, this would be funny. \_ It might even qualify as interesting. Hmm... No, I'm wrong. \_ I like the insuation that having sex with a subordinate makes you a pedeophile. \_ huh, who ever suggested kids? \_ read the link \_ I read it--do you mean the guy's conviction for sleeping with an underage girl? \_ Lewinskying is not sex! \_ That depends on what your definition of 'is' is. \_ ^'is'^'sex' \_ I disagree, blowjobs are included in "had sex with". However, blowjobs are not included in "sexual relations". \_ "A U.S. federal court decided that calling a woman 'Monica Lewinsky' amounted to sexual harassment" http://www.indbazaar.com/spade/punchbag.asp?id=6 |
| 2005/11/1-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40387 Activity:kinda low |
11/1 My lady's birthday is coming soon. All the obvious hints for gifts are
significantly more pricey than what she bought for me on my birthday
(we both have the same salary (within 5K). Is it still the case that
the guy is supposed to throw money at the girl ? -- puzzled
\_ Promise her anything, but give her the tab key.
(point taken)
\_ Well, your girl is giving you hints. You can: 1) Take them and
have a happy girl, 2) Ignore them and hope she's fine with
that, or 3) Find a low-maintenance girl. It's pretty common for
guys to spoil girls, yes. It's the price to pay for keeping
your ding-a-ling happy.
\ ding-a-ling == sex life right ?
\_ she's not a girl. she's a lady. -OP
\_ She's a lady! Whoa whoa whoa! She's a lady!
\_ We named the dog "lady".
\_ she's not a girl. she's a lady. like the dog. -OP
\_ Arf. http://tinyurl.com/e26ed -John
\_ Obviously you chose your present poorly. Now you pay for it.
\_ He hasn't chosen it yet. He chose his GF poorly.
\_ His *own* birthday gift. It's his fault he asked for crap
and she wants a Maserati.
\_ A relationship shouldn't be about "scorecards". If you love her
that much, it shouldn't matter the price.
\- search for "surprise" at:
http://home.lbl.gov:8080/~psb/Articles/Politics/DeBeers=Evil.txt
\_ We have a family policy against diamonds until I can get
cheap synthetics.
\_ Why cheap? I'd be more than happy to pay hight prices
\_ Why cheap? I'd be more than happy to pay high prices
for synthetic diamonds if it helped some company recover
their R&D expenses that made the diamonds possible.
Of course, I have other reasons for wanting synthetic
diamonds, but I think developing them is a good thing for
the world for several reasons. Diamond is an amazing
material.
\_ Ok, sure. But I'm a cheapskate. Although I
certainly do want to support the inventors, and I
don't want to support DeBeers.
\_ Heh. I think it's safe to assume that the DeBeers
are not likely to be inestors in any synthetic
are not likely to be investors in any synthetic
diamond venture.
\_ http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2005-10-06-man-made-diamonds_x.htm
\_ Geez, at least she's giving you hints. "Surpise me!" is FAR
worse.
\_ Yeah, it means your girlfriend has a speech impediment. -John
\_ Out of curiosity, what did she get you and what is
"your lady" lobbying for? Your use of "my lady" makes
me wonder about you. I suspect you are lacking balls
and are looking for affirmation.
\_ Does not parse. "speech impediment" was referring to
"surpise me (sic). You cannot see my testicles, as
they are currently teabagging yermom in my search for
affirmation. Sit. -John |
| 2005/10/31-11/1 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/California/Arnold] UID:40358 Activity:high |
10/31 http://www.daveloveselizabeth.com : Makes me glad I am married. I did not know that Linux is a cause of singledom. ;-) Stuff like this will make dating that much harder .. \_ I don't understand why this guy is spending so much time and energy and money on a white chick. Statistically white chicks are more bitchy and/or have attitude problems, don't cook and don't take care of kids, and are much more likely to leave you and take your money and fuck someone else. -asian fetish troll \_ I would be creeped out if I was Elizabeth. That guy tried too hard. "Just Engaged" shirts and hats?! Run, Elizabeth, run! \_ Why do I get the urge to track these people down and gun them down? \_ He sets the bar too high for himself. How can he ever expect to top it? Anyhow, it's the frequent little things that chicks dig. Not the big impossible stuff. \_ IMO, it's not that he's a romantic who sets the bar too high with Mediterranean cruises and whatnot, but that he is objectifying his wife and in a sense making her a possession. I think he has issues with women. Do *you* treat women like that, even when trying to impress them? I'd think he was less creepy if he *did* take her on cruises and buy her diamonds. There's this weird sense on cruises and buy her diamels. There's this weird sense of desperation and trying to make everything 'perfect' that gives me a feeling of dread. Will he beat her if she doesn't conform to the ideals? He seems to be setting himself up for a fall. He didn't do anything 'impossible'. In fact, it was more mundane - that makes it creepier. "Here honey, I got us His and Hers Forever mugs." \_ Wow, you jumped from "desperate nerd" to "wife beater" pretty fast there buddy. \_ what, you don't beat your wife? about the prop? -emarkp \_ I like some ideas in it. I don't like the implementation. It would have been easy for them to put this up and push it through if they didn't implement the first round without voter approval I'd be able to give my support. --scotsman \_ What about the implementation don't you like? -emarkp \_ Just what I said above. It's redistricting outside of the normal cycle, and the first time 'round it goes into effect without being approved by the voters. --scotsman \_ I'm not sure what you mean by "goes into effect without being approved by the voters." Do you mean the council of judges would normally be approved in an election, and won't be the first time around? -jrleek \_ The map they would draw would be in effect in 2006, in the same election that the voters approved said map. \_ I'm just saying that this guy has issues with women and I would fear that he wouldn't know how to behave with one. This could get violent, but even if not I think it would be bad. I am surprised she doesn't sense the creepy vibe. She's probably some sort of nutjob herself. I'm getting "Runaway Bride" with my spider sense. \_ I voted for it. -ausman \_ I think it's six of one, half dozen of the other. The problem of incumbency has little to do with how the districts are drawn. -tom \_ Opposed. It's not a solution, it's appointing a tribunal to come up with a solution. I want this redistricting reformed, but this does nothing to actually do this. --erikred \_ Right now the legislature draws its own boundaries. How would you suggest improving it? -emarkp \_ Mathematical formula based on population. Follow the guidelines currently provided re: not splitting up counties or cities too much. --erikred \_ This is something that's been bugging me about the whole discussion. The main argument I hear for supporting it is "no seats changed hands last time". This is insufficient to convince me that there's a problem with the current map. Based on that, it's a big leap for me to conclude that the system to draw the map has pressing problems. --scotsman \_ Okay, so you like the proposed rules but want to remove people from the process? I'd agree with that, though I'd want the algorithm and implementation public and reviewable. Short of that, the rules for choosing the judges are pretty strict and I see this as a reasonable solution. -emarkp \_ The idea of appointing three formerly partisan judges by random lot sounds like an unnecessarily complication. Propose a solution, not a method for designing a solution that's more complicated and just as open to corruption as the current one. --erikred \_ I'm voting for it. It's clearly better than what we have now. In fact I'm voting for all of 74-77. The arguments above against it don't mean anything to me. Prop 77 is easily understood and likely to have reasonable results. Anything to light a bit more fire under politician asses. \_ Even though it comes from Ah-nold "The Groper" Schwarzenegger, I was for it a few months ago and I'm still for it. -moderate/liberal \_ If Judge Wapner is against it, then so am I! \_ those ads actually cemented my position in favor... \- so what is the rationale for it being all judges rather than say statisticians or political scientists or other technical people. what is the "objective function" the implementors will be given? \_ The whole job of a judge is to be as fair as possible. \- gee the whole job of a mathematician is truth. |
| 2005/10/31-11/1 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/RealEstate] UID:40349 Activity:low |
10/31 A while ago I went to take a look at a condo development. I
answered a survey and an agent took me around. Then I asked
the agent if it is possible to bring in another agent
(such as my friend) in order to save a few commission fees.
She said it is possible, but that I'd have to bring an
agent during the FIRST visit. Is she bullshitting or is this
a standard thing?
\_ Are you the same person with the "The condo agent *LIED!* to me!"
story? The seller can make up any rule they want as long as they
don't violate some civil rights laws and similar things. They can
say they give a $15K discount to anyone who wears green and yellow
spotted sneakers when they FIRST visit and can even change the
colors at their whim. They're a seller. They set the selling
rules. You're in a negotiating situation. Bring your friend if
you want. They then have the choice of selling or not selling to
you at that or any other price with or without your friend
involved. There are no 'standard things' in the way you seem
to think.
\_ ok cool, thanks. I'm pretty new at this so I have no idea
what the 'rules' are. I guess there are really none. Your
response is very helpful. Thanks.
\_ Oh, there are rules. However, they all happen once you
agree to them by signing something. If you didn't sign
anything you are free to do/say whatever. That goes for
both parties.
\_ And make sure you wear green & yellow when you first go
into any place to get the funky sneaker discount!
\_ Ask your friend, the AGENT.
\- FYI: nolo press has a book called "how to buy a house in CA" |
| 2005/10/20-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40200 Activity:nil |
10/20 Italian men become fathers at a later age than any other
nationality, and do little or nothing to help their wives once
their babies are born.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051020/od_nm/italy_fathers_dc
\_ The "late fathers" part is because they all live with the 'rents
until they're something like 33 on average. -John
\_ The "late fathers" part is because they all live with the 'rents
until they're something like 33 on average. -John
\_ What is this, a doublemint commercial? You feeling okay over
there, John? -mice
\_ What is this, a doublemint commercial? You feeling okay over
there, John? -mice
\_ It's some moron's broken motd restore script. I've posted
about it before. -John
\_ private scripts are bad :(
\_ bad scripts make Jesus cry |
| 2005/10/19-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40192 Activity:nil 72%like:40186 |
10/19 / Man dies after having sex with a horse: \
\ http://tinyurl.com/7omhr (Seattle Times)/
-----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\______,.
|__|\ )\\
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|| ' ||
\_ I don't understand why the guy's brother wants a harsher
sentence for Tait. It doesn't seem like Tait forced the guy to
take it up the butt from a horse.
\_ He is an enabler.
\_ How is a trespassing charge warranted? Whose property did Tait
enter un-invited?
\_ the neighbor
\_ Oh, I thought the intercourse happened at the farm.
\_ This one was at the neighbor's farm. |
| 2005/10/19-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40190 Activity:moderate |
10/18 This is a serious thread, please don't delete it. I'm about to get
married and will be sharing my XP file server files (MP3 and videos)
on 802.11x. The server will be up and accessible 24x7 to run regular
stuff too like TV (all-in-wonder card), browser for house guests,
etc. I also have about 50G of porns on it and I need to hide them
from my wife since she doesn't like them. Since she's in tech
she knows how to mount, log in, and do other things. What's the best
way to hide my porn collection? Thanks.
\_ Ok, I'll bite. IMHO, you don't have a healthy attitude going into
your marriage. This isn't about porn. This is about deceiving
someone you think you love about something trivial. Ditch the
porn or get a woman who doesn't care or shares your tastes.
\_ Burn to DVD and then delete.
\_ Agreed.
\_ Or buy a firewire drive, transfer everything to it, keep
it unplugged and in a closet for the duration of the
visit just to make sure that some random guest doesn't
accidentally replug it in.
\_ Yes, but you'll be stupid and leave it plugged in after
a really good session. Poof. Caught. Just admit to yourself
you have a porn collection, cull it down to just Good Porn,
and put it somewhere she won't see right away. Make a
backup because once she does find it, she'll delete it.
Get yelled at. Find another place to hide in directory
structure. Best place? Game and app directories.
\_ 50G is too much to hide in directory structure.
\_ Can't you just make the folder not readable for other users?
\_ Yeah, win xp has per-user security stuff available like unix.
\_ What about 2k and NT? -- !OP
\_ i think it's tied to NTFS
\_ This is hilarious!
\_ I guess you could try just obfuscating it under some innocent
directory tree and rename all the files with a perl script or
something.
\_ nuke it all. enjoy your wife more.
\_ link:csua.org/u/drp (work-safe)
\_ PGPDisk. Confidential_work_docs.pgd. And make a backup to a
3.5" USB drive. -John
\_ pkzipc -pass foo ......
\_ philcompress
\_ Did phil ever graduate, or is he still a perpetual undergrad
creeping closer to graduation one unit at a time?
\_ It's taking time to convince all the profs to accept
midterms & finals in crayon.
\_ he is trying to outdo psb as longest ug ever
\_ How long was psb a ug? dans was a ug for 8 years,
mconst still is....
\_ Find another woman, one that does not object to porn. Do you
really want to spend the rest of your life slinking around like
this?
\_ I think the compromise is to keep the porn off the main file
servers and browser/media history and he can keep his DVD or
external HD stash. I'm pretty sure op can get that agreement.
Kinda makes sense if there is random guest access and potential
future little sodans.
\- if she finds it, challenger her to GUN DUEL.
\_ RIP phil hartman
\_ I agree. You need to teach her that the porn is for her
own good. A lil training goes a long way ;)
\_ Buy her some chick porn. Google for "pornography for
women." According to a (probably b.s.) survey I read
recently, something like 65% of American women say they
enjoy pornography--I can't imagine it's of the rump-slapping
"ja ja faster baby" Klaus the German pr0n star variety. -John
\_ Just pester her incessently for sex until she realizes that
porn makes her life easier.
\_ That arguments works if she's into orgies, bestiality,
fisting, anal, s&m, etc.
\_ Ohhh...his wife can "mount". Huhuh...mmm..uhhuhuhuhu
\_ ...and log in. I don't want to even think about that one.
\_ Porn is bad for you. Dump them. - Christian Liberal |
| 2005/10/19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40186 Activity:high 72%like:40192 |
10/19 Man dies after having sex with a horse:
http://tinyurl.com/7omhr (Seattle Times)
\_ I don't understand why the guy's brother wants a harsher
sentence for Tait. It doesn't seem like Tait forced the guy to
take it up the butt from a horse.
\_ Maybe he's with PETA and is upset the horse was used sexually.
\_ He was an enabler.
\_ He is an enabler.
\_ How is a trespassing charge warranted? Whose property did Tait
enter un-invited?
\_ the neighbor
\_ Oh, I thought the intercourse happened at the farm.
\_ This one was at the neighbor's farm. |
| 2005/10/19-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40179 Activity:nil |
10/19 Cute kittens, cute comic: http://mows.com |
| 2005/10/10-11 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll, Recreation/Dating] UID:40040 Activity:moderate |
10/10 Dear MOTD boob guy: I'm sorry for pointing you at a for-pay site
even though it was otherwise a great tip. Let me make amends:
http://images.fyr.com/kdub/1.img -John
\_ I don't see boobs. Instead it says "Boobs? Go to this web
site." I tried going there but Firefox got stuck. FUCK YOU JOHN.
\_ Dude, you're seriously lame. I was able to view it just fine.
Thanks john, she's not bad at all, nosireebob! |
| 2005/10/7-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40015 Activity:nil |
10/7 War on Porn. "About 38 percent of men used porn three times per week
or more, which makes you wonder what these guys do for a living.
... Maybe that special FBI squad should plant porn inside terrorist
cells. You know, keep 'em busy."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9504659
\_ It's only taxpayer money, it's not like we're wasting the money
of a corporation on this shit.
\_ How do you "use porn"? -John
\_ Which porn are you talking about?
> _
\_ I dunno, I always sort of assmed it was a fairly passive
form of entertainment. Am I behind the times? -John
\_ Lack of a paper cut fetish is a sign of poor mental
agility.
\_ And slight smacks on the back of your head are conducive
to analytical ability. Your point? This is porn. -John |
| 2005/10/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39957 Activity:nil |
10/3 After seeing the faces people make while having sex, who would want
to have sex?
\_ There are many states of sexual arousal....
\_ Try out a different genre of porn.
\_ Try out a different genre of porn. I recommend the ones by Andrew
Blake. |
| 2005/9/28-30 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Japan] UID:39917 Activity:kinda low |
9/28 Japanese scientists take first photos of a giant squid:
http://tinyurl.com/bvbur (reuters.com)
\_ So two days ago.
\_ cool. I bet Japanese just want to eat them.
\_ I bet this breakthrough will usher a whole new era in the tentacle
porn genre.
\_ Tentacle porn genre??
\_ For the love of god, somebody get this boy some hentai
\_ Or stranger sex accidents than ever before:
http://www.cdnn.info/news/eco/e050925.html |
| 2005/9/27-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39898 Activity:low |
9/27 Dear motd, my best friend (married guy) with whom I haven't
spoken with and emailed back for the longest time, wrote back
with a depressing tone. Basically for the past few months
his company has been shipping him to other countries to train
employees abroad, and his wife screams that he doesn't spend
enough time at home, and his kid misses him. He is depressed,
and I feel pretty much helpless. What can I do or say to make
him less depressed? Thanks.
\_ Marriage therapy time. There's nothing more you can do or say
or suggest. It's not like his pet rabbit died. His marriage
is falling apart. Either his wife is a selfish idiot or he's
a selfish idiot if he has a high travel job that he doesn't
actually need. She may also be concerned he's out there doing
those "cheep. foreign. hos." as someone suggests below, which
isn't an unreasonable thought. You're only hearing his side of
it. Suggest therapy and then STFU if you ever want to talk to
your friend again. Do not bag on his wife. He'll tell her what
you said and then you're toast.
\_ While therapy is a fine idea, it doesn't help the immediate
problem of him travelling. There are a few key ideas for
solutions. Communication: have friend talk like it's going out
of style to wife when on the road. See if the company will pay
or change cell phone plan. They need to feel involved in each
other's lives. Off-time: Take a vacation between travel times.
Recharge relationship with family. Limit travel: Yeah hard to
do, but see if they can send someone else for a few trips.
Change jobs: Rather radical, but your work should not be your
only life. Concentrate on family during non-travel time: If
you can't take a vacation, get involved like crazy during your
non-travel times. Therapy: If they can't talk, they can't figure
things out. Good luck best friend.
\- cheep. foreign. hos.
\_ partha, are you gay or straight?
\_ The psb transcends your petty binary notions of sexuality.
-psb fan #6
\_ I have an ointment that clears that right up.
\_ The job market's improving in some sectors; start looking for
something else.
\_ He needs to ditch the bitch and find someone who appreciates
how hard he works to keep them in house and home. It's too bad
about his kid, but the world is a harsh place and not everyone
is lucky enough to be born rich.
\_ Once again ranga gives out yet another useless advice.
\_ communicate, my friend. She needs to understand he travels
only when he has to and current job market demands a lot from
an employee. I have obseved that when a woman complains his
man is not spending enough time with her, it usually means she
is bored. She needs a job or a hobby that consumes her.
\_ Thank you this is very useful. Again thank you, and god bless.
\- the problem with the wife is not her being bored, but
her being a utility monster. [if you google "utility
monster" you may need to throw in "nozick" to avoid getting
truck-related WEEB pages].
\_ I doubt your friend is very happy traveling either. His wife
complaining about his travel is just an extra stress on top of
that base stress. (Women like to complain about things, even
when they can't be changed. Men usually mis-interpret this to
mean that their wife thinks that they are a bad husband. This
is not usually the case, but it does stress men out.) I don't
know how much you can really help, he probably just really
misses his family and hates traveling, but feels trapped.
Hence, depression. |
| 2005/9/26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39870 Activity:nil |
9/26 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050926/od_nm/germany_porn_dc Public porn shoot at the Munich Oktoberfest |
| 2005/9/24-27 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men] UID:39859 Activity:nil |
9/23 "135 women receive bachelor's degrees for every 100 men. "
This can't be true. It certainly wasn't true when I went to
Cal. Either that or Cal women look like men.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20050923/cm_usatoday/biglackofmenoncampus
\_ Note: receive bachelor degree != attend
\_ Note: Cal is not representative of US population as a whole
I bet UCSB or USC are better examples
I bet UCSB or USC are better examples. The gender ratio at Cal
is more a reflection of how men tend to excel higher than women.
\_ Note: You're posting on the CSUA motd. Odds are the last woman to
touch you was yermom. CS is not gender friendly. Try English,
Biology or Business. |
| 2005/9/24-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39849 Activity:nil |
9/24 http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/showthread.php?p=610709#post610709 A gift for John for posting good URLs-- Super Hot Nikkala. NSFW. \_ Too airbrushed for my taste, but certainly pretty girls. \_ Well done, young padawan. I reward you with a trip to http://celebritymoviearchive.com -John \_ You ASSHOLE. I sent you something cool cuz I liked your European sense of humor, and you sent this stupid site that requires registration and $. Fuck you. For this I take back my gift, and give you http://rotten.com \_ Why can't we all just get along? \_ Dude, even the free section of cma's pretty handy. \_ Pfft it requires nothing of the sort. Click on "Tour". I was going to point you at http://www.beichthaus.de but then there's that whole language thing. Instead, I will recommend link:tinyurl.com/965ma to you, which sort of transcends translation. -John |
| 2005/9/16-17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39708 Activity:low |
9/16 Anyone out there have any tips/recommendations for juggling clubs?
I've juggled bags for a while, and would like to give clubs
a whirl. Willing to spend up to ~$100 for a set of 3, wondering if
anyone has tips for something good for beginners to start with that
will also still be good later on as well? e.g.:
http://www.airtime.uk.com/clubs.html . Thanks!
\_ I've juggled with a lot of different clubs, and there really
isn't a whole lot of difference in terms of being able to learn.
It's nice to have a soft handle/end cap because you wind up
dinging your fingers less often that way. But other than that
there aren't a lot of major differences other than appearance
(which matters if you want to perform).
Come by the Berkeley Juggling+Unicycle Festival and you can
try out a bunch of different ones; there will probably be vendors
there, too.
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~juggle/festival. -tom
\_ Juggling is as sexy as going to a StarTrek convention. SEXY! |
| 2005/9/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39658 Activity:low |
9/13 Abstinence-only sex education increases percentage of teenagers that
have sex:
http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/2005/01/texas_abstinenc.html
\_ Which is another reason why we shouldn't have sex education in the
schools.
\_ Wow. That's...wow. I didn't think it was possible to be that
dumb. I really hope this is a lame troll or a weak attempt at
humor.
\_ You're an idiot.
\_ yea, it's stupid. it needs to be combined with christianity.
\_ s/christianity/pain collars/ |
| 2005/9/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39647 Activity:kinda low |
9/12 Horny Jewish old man dates 2 Chinese women simultaneously and gets
sued: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050912/od_nm/doctor_dating_dc
\_ Hey! 47 is not that old!!!
\_ Hmm. Which raises the question. Who's the oldest non-sexually
active CSUAer?
\_ Hmm. Which raises the question. Who's the oldest active
(or semi-active) CSUAer?
\_ How do you define active? MOTD? Wall? Logging in?
\_ Not incontinent
\_ I wonder how many of his patients did this horny fertility
specialist fertilized? |
| 2005/9/9-13 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Jblack, Reference/Military] UID:39594 Activity:kinda low Cat_by:auto |
9/9 http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-sailor9sep09,0,3280311.story COMPTON--... Hipolito, his wife and his 16-year-old brother had been looking at CDs, passing the hour it would take for their car stereo to be repaired. ... two assailants had asked the brothers: Where are you from, what gang? The Hipolitos said they were from nowhere, no gang. Osiel Hipolito ... told the men: I'm in the U.S. Navy. ... Sheriff's officials said the Hipolitos had no connection to any gang activity ... Then the gunman starts shooting with a semiautomatic weapon, first at Hipolito, who falls to the ground, and then into the abdomen of his wife ... -jblack \_ Please don't ascribe posts to me I have nothing to do with. This seems to be happening on a daily basis. As if I even read the LA Times. -jblack \_ Congratulations! You finally signed your name for the first time ever! Tell us how it feels. Come on, don't be shy... \_ To paraphrase John Kerry on his life-changing secret mission into Cambodia on Christmas Eve, it is a life changing experience. \_ And you're one to talk... why? -jrleek \_ Justin, I find it interesting that while you signed your name to clarify that you're not the original poster, you make no attempt to reject the accusation below that you're a racist. Now that we're clear on your stance on race, and you seem darn open about it, is there anything else you'd want us to know about you? Do you also hate Jews and fags? How about these damn foreigners taking our jobs? Please respond to this thread, otherwise I'll take your silence as yes and yes about these damn foreigners taking our jobs? \_ I've always been told that if you get into a fight with a swine, you both get dirty, but the swine likes it dirty. That may or may not have anything to do about jblack's reluctance to engage his attacker. - !jblack \_ So it makes no difference what you say, really. They just need to shoot someone. I'm sure you'll get shot at no matter what. \_ No. This is what you say: "It is against the law for you to attack me, and I am calling the police." Remember, the police is there to protect you. \_ Yes, Justin Black (jblack@eecs.berkeley.edu and jblack@csua.berkeley.edu), we know that you hate nigers, beaners, I hate bad spellers _/ -!jblack chinks, and what not. Is there anything else you want to add? \_ I love how you treat this like some kind of contest between you and jblack to see who can be the bigger butt-hole. Even more amazing is that you seem to be winning. \_ As long as you classify him as a butthole, I don't care what you call me. Thank you. I'll worker harder from now on. \_ You do realize that all you're doing it to cause some of feel sympathy for jblack. \_ Yes, it's called the Rove tactic. jblack knows what he is doing when he insults himself. Go Bush!!! |
| 2005/9/6 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39516 Activity:low |
9/6 Do you think we're at the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius?
\_ The Age of Aquarius
\_ The Age of Aquarius
\_ Aquarius
\_ Aquarius? |
| 2005/9/5-6 [Recreation/Shopping, Industry/Jobs, Recreation/Dating] UID:39511 Activity:high |
9/5 I patronized a Walmart for the first time, and it was a spectacular
shopping experience. The people there were incredibly helpful, even
after it became obvious that I would not be buying from them. My wife
so appreciated their helpfulness that she kept asking me if there was
some way to tip them or otherwise pay them for their service. Two
big thumbs up on Walmart from my wife and I.
\_ No DUH!!! They are first and foremost a business. They train
employees to be nice to everyone, and even teach them how to
talk to liberals in such a way that even liberals will start to
shop at Walmart. I have no problem with the way front-end clerks
treat the people. It is the back-end of Walmart that is fucked up.
\_ I was treated much worse at the Costco a block away, where
the employee told me to fuck off, though he did do it politely.
The Walmart employees (I was helped by 3 of them) were helpful
even after it was obvious that I would not be buying from
them. In fact, that visit to Walmart was possibly the best
shopping experience I've ever had. The only other comparable
service experience was when the concierge at my Paris hotel
(the Hotel de Crillon, also highly recommended) got me same-day
tapes of the World Series and delivered hot dogs room service
(and I had to pay for the hot dogs). -op
\- Was the concierge hot?
\- g'vitch: boy i sure wouldnt have predicted CRILLON to come up
in a WALMART thread. did you have the SUPER CALVADOS? (at the
Hotel Crillon, not W'mart). --bibendum
in a WALMART thread. did you have the super CALVADOS? at the H
otel Crillon, not W'mart).
\_ KGV > Crillon :-) -John
\_ it has been my experience the merchandise at walmart is
not very high quality but i have weird shopping needs - danh
\- Is Walmart different from Target? I thought
target had some reasonably priced minor appliances.
I think I bought a peeler or an iron or something
like that there. Costco is sort of horrifying. --psb
\_ it's definitely bad to have your beefcake boytoys breaking
out of their cheap handcuffs.
\_ I was in one near Sacramento for the first (and last) time last
year. It was like some twisted circle of hell; I kept expecting
Mr. Kurtz to pop out of the bushes gasping "the horror, the
horror". Full of white & black trash, massively overweight people
including women in stained stirrup pants with screaming children
and carts full of horrible fatty starchy food. Broken toys and
torn cheap household articles / clothing everywhere; my girlfriend
came up to me with this horrified look on her face after finding
the size 38 dresses next to the family-sized tubs of candy. Also
the Marines recruiters and the morbidly obese people out front
selling brand-knockoff jesus t-shirts out front and the staff
resembling badly groomed zombies stumbling around wild-eyed sort
of complemented the general atmosphere. Shudder. -John
\- You need to go to the Walmart in Hillsborough.
\- You need to go to the Walmart in Hillborough.
\_ A couple of years ago i went into the Walmart in Cancun, and
except that all the prices were in pesos, and the electronics
section still sold NES games, the place looked the same as many
of the Walmarts I've seen in the San Joaquin Valley |
| 2005/9/5-6 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:39496 Activity:nil Cat_by:auto |
9/6 Grape Scented Light Saber
http://download.theforce.net/theater/animation/grapescented/grape_scented.mov
\_ totally hilarious. I can somewhat relate as I can't get laid, and
I have a deep hatred for jocks who rock the ceiling of my
apartment late at 4AM and get laid all the time. |
| 2005/9/2 [Computer/Companies/Ebay, Recreation/Dating] UID:39440 Activity:high |
9/2 I'm selling something on ebay, and I just got this as a question
from a possible buyer: "dear seller i viewed ur item at ebay and
i developed and i want to know may be this item is in good
condition and i want tell that if you ready please mail me ASAP"
Anyone have a guess at a translation?
\_ How is this?
"[D]ear seller,
[I] viewed [your] item [on] ebay and [I] developed [an interest
in it] ... [I] want to know ... [if] this item is in good
condition ...
[I] want to tell you that [I will buy it from you] if
you [are] ready [to sell it to me directly].
[P]lease [e]mail me ASAP."
\_ finally, someone who understands language
\_ [PS: I am a hot Vietnamese chick who will show up in person
to buy your item. I will wear my slutty outfit so you will
sell it to me cheap, but then my boyfriend will show up so
you will become sexually frustrated. We will laugh at you
afterwards.]
\_ I got this reply from my car ad on craigslist. "Hi my name is
Katrina and Im interested in ur integra. I was wondering where
are u located. Im located in San Jose California. Let me noe
wassup. Thanks =)". Turns out Katrina is this uber-hot Vietnamese
chick. Pity she came to look at the car with her dad.
\_ You won't date a chick who has a father? What?
\_ I wasn't about to date her. She doesn't write well, and I
do have standards. However, I would have cut her a deal on
the car in exchange for services rendered.
\_ Wow, you're vile.
\_ Just say you can't bring yourself to date a "Katrina"
right now.
\_ So you only date English majors who write perfectly in
emails to ebay sellers? And hookers who would put out
for a used car discount. Yes, you have standards. Not
very good standards, but standards.
\_ What do you have against a consensual business
transaction between 2 adults?
\_ Who said I did?
\_ that particular service can't form the basis
of a business transaction in 49 states.
\_ You really need to work on your reading comprehension.
\_ Whatever. My post is on target. If you'd like to
make a specific correction, please do.
\_ craigslist != ebay. Like I said, your reading
comprehension needs work.
\_ and that somehow makes what I said off base?
maybe you have a better point to make and
would like to try again? or better yet, just
give your car to some hooker. whatever. |
| 2005/9/1-2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39422 Activity:moderate |
9/1 How do you deal with friends who are always late? (i.e., movie
lunch, whatnot). I tried to adjust to their time and showed up
late but they always showed up later than me.
\_ I've noticed that a lot of my mother's friends have a habit of "it
is not time to leave until the time at which the person said to
show up" (so if you said to be there at 6:30, they wouldn't even
think of leaving until 6:30). I'm not sure who puts these kinds of
ideas into peoples' heads. Personally, I tend to show up early to
everything and get frustrated at anyone who is habitually late. As
far as how I react, I tend to vary; but most of the time all I can
muster is a nasty glance in their direction. Bah, I'm a pacifist.
- jvarga
\_ Trying to date someone who is habitually late while you're
punctual, is like being a liberal dating someone who is
a Bush worshipper. I dated this stupid Taiwanese girl who
was habitually late. Things got a lot worse later on. To make
matters worse she insisted that Bush was good because she belived
he would protect Taiwan at all costs. She said things like "Bush
is smart, he imports a lot of foreign oil so that when they run
out, we'll still have a lot of oil left." Her whole family is like
that. Fucking dumb bitch. I'm so happy to have moved on.
I'm never dating some who's habitually late (clearly very
disrespectful to others), and someone who's conservative,
always talking about money and eating good food and talking
about other wealthier people having good lives.
\_ very typical Taiwanese. please don't flatter her with the
word "conservative." Her (and most of Taiwanese) are not
nearly sophiscated. They would align themselves with anyone
who is against mainland China.
\_ Just let them show up late. If they don't show up when you
asked them to, just go without them. For example, if it's
a movie, just buy your tix and everyone else's and go inside.
Let the flake buy his/her own tickets and sit alone.
\_ How late are we talking? 5 min? 10? 30? You could always just
add a half hour in front of the meeting time when you tell it
to them. Movie starts at 6:30? Tell them it starts at 6.
Other than that, just put up with them or stop hanging out with
them.
\_ Stop inviting them.
\_ My gf is like this. Have you let your friend know? Be firm
when letting him/her know. Her friends have started asking me
to get her to an event on time. Some people never change.
\_ I was in your situation. Hope: change them or adapt to their
schedule. Reality: people will NEVER change. What's the incentive
for these people to show up early? They don't care. Why should
they change? My x-gf was late. The longer I knew her, the
later she became. People don't change. Hope is good, but
you gotta live with reality.
\_ Asian women are the WORST. It's a sign of things to come.
\_ A friend of mine (you know who you are) had a reputation for
being late or flat out flaking on various social events. One
day he showed up 10 minutes early for a board game night. I
stared at him blankly through the doorway, said "I disbelieve,"
and shut the door. (I did let him in later though) -meyers
\_ In his defense, he had a crazy work schedule at the time.
-meyers
\_ Learn to work around it. If you need to be somewhere at a set
time tell them you will pick them up about 30 minutes before you
really need to pick them up. If you can live with things just
know that they will be late. If it really bothers you can just
confront them about it, but do it nicely. That will probably
only work if they are a close friend or better though.
\_ No, don't work around it. You don't need to put up with
bullshit. It's painful to move on, but it's better in the long
term.
\- SF is the flake capital of the world so you have to have
a policy on this. On the other hand, it is pretty situational
both in terms of circumstances and personalities, so here
are some things I factor in ...
I think if somebody shows up late for a party or hanging
out with a bunch of people in a bar for the afternoon
it doesnt matter much, but if they are habitually late
for things where it "matters" [like you are waiting
outside a theater with tix] I wouldnt put up with it.
I suppose at some point you may want to figure out whether
they have some issue like inflexible work situation or if it
is a matter of just not valuing your time or overbooking
on their part. Also you have to figure out what your stakes
are ... it's easier to write off an acquaitance by just
stopping inviting them, than say a gf. And then you need
to decide whether to deal with it passively [stop inviting
them] or confront them ["it just seems to be you arent
respecting my time by keeping me sitting here for an
hour" aka "do i look like a bitch?"]. I have to say
in this era of pretty ubiquitous cell phones if
somebody is going to use "i was stuck on the bridge"
as an excuse and doesnt call, they lose big points. I
suppose at some level I try to figure out of the
reason/intention is: 1. they dont have their act
together 2. they have more importnat things/things
they prefer to do [like not commiting to show up in
hope of getting a better offer] 3. they simply have
no regard for other people's time. usually the last
one is correlated with other forms of freeriding.
\_ Amen. But that doesn't keep people from being
total assholes. Sometimes I think that it IS
intentional. They know just how much it pisses
you off so they just do it even more.
\- i dont think it is intentional. i think they just dont
care. it's the "i need to be true to myself" mentality.
\_ Someone who is always late either doesn't give a shit about
you, has a totally crazy life or both. You need to figure out
which it is and decide if you want to deal with that.
\_ They could also have mental problems (OCD or others).
\_ It's situational. When I was single, I was always on time or early.
When I was married, I was on time to somewhat late. Now with kids, I
am always late no matter how well I try to get ready.
\_ yea, blame it on the wife and kids.
I have a friend who has 5 kids from 2 to 16, and she is
never late.
\_ Maybe she's not a good parent and dumps the load to her husband or
mom. I could do that if I really want to meet my schedule. When
you're baby is fuzzy or wants to play, there's no way you get out
you're baby is fuzzy or wants to play, there's no way to get out
it unless, you dump the load to someone else.
\_ you guys need to relax, take it easy and take your time to
do things at a leisurely pace. why rush here rush there
everyday? it's an industrial society sickness.
\- becuase restaurants wont seat you till your whole
party is there, because movies will start before
you are there, because i dont bring my laptop or the
you are there, because i dont bring by laptop or the
economist to a bar so i may not have anything to do
for the half and hour you are not there. if you are
meeting me at my house, i dont really care if you are
30 min late. situational.
\_ Make them come to your house and pick you up before doing
anything together. That way you can surf the net, do your
laundry, etc, while waiting for them. I usually do this with
one friend of mine who is always late.
\- Do you live in Berkeley or the Southbay? What is feasible
in a small student community or a place with little congestion
or parking problems is not reasonable in say SF or LA ... and
it's not always a two person affair. Again the diagnosis and
remedies are highly situational. |
| 2005/8/30-31 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39361 Activity:nil |
8/30 http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/mating3.html You think: You two are growing closer...so the relationship must be around the corner. She thinks: "Yay! Emotional support! A friend! Now I need to go find some jerk to fuck." \_ Not as amusing as his kancho material, but the overall gist is good. |
| 2005/8/25-26 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Religion] UID:39282 Activity:nil |
8/25 Former Creed lead singer engaging in decidedly un-Christian activity:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/tomluv/13923.html
Photographic evidence:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/56197582@N00
\_ Wow, this is just fucked up in a lame kind of way. |
| 2005/8/25-26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39281 Activity:kinda low |
8/25 Man jailed for porn in Sinapore, where "Playboy" magazine is banned,
while oral sex remains technically illegal under a law that says
"whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of
nature with any man, woman or animals" can be fined and jailed up to
10 years, or even for life.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050825/od_nm/singapore_porn_dc
\_ How do Singaporian men relieve themselves?
\_ There was a red-light district when I visited in 1988. Don't
know if it still exists now.
\_ How was the service |
| 2005/8/22-23 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/HW/Printer] UID:39216 Activity:nil |
8/22 I have a Canon S500 and I love it. My friend just bought a Canon
SD550 and I love it even more, except for the fact that the GUI
changed a lot. For example, I can't find the menu where it allows
you to do panoramic stitch. Also, I can't seem to get it to do
long exposures (more than 1 sec). Has anyone noticed the drastic
decrease of options in the new SD550?
\_ That's actually one of the big difference between the S and SD
series. It's not that the menu made it difficult, but there's
no options for all those advanced feature. |
| 2005/8/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39085 Activity:nil |
8/10 Any of you > 25 years old living at home?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/10/HOGVHE3B3J1.DTL
\_ Nicki is busty.
\_ Yes |
| 2005/8/5-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:39022 Activity:kinda low |
8/5 Horny Indian male passenger laid a blanket over a 22-year-old
woman, unfastened her seat belt, unbuttoned her pants and started
to touch her genitals.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/crime_airline_dc
\_ Nothing we all haven't done at one time or another. Way to
choose a flight with 4 Secret Service guys on it, though.
\_ Funny, I've never sexually assaulted someone..
\_ You're missing out.
\_ I'd like to try it but I'm just afraid of the
consequences. There's a 99% she'll freak out and
put me in jail for 6 years. On the other hand she
might just turn out to be a horny freak and I
may lose my virginity. -40 year old virgin
\_ How is it possible a male passenger lay a blanket over a
sleeping woman, unfasten her seat beat and then unbutton
her pants without her waking up in the first place? Secondly
this is pretty obvious and other passengers should have seen
it or stop it in the first place. None of this makes sense.
I don't think this is about the sexual assault. This is about
a white revengeful racist Republican woman who hates colored
people. She is the one who is fucked up and should be jailed.
sleeping woman, unfasten her seat beat and then unbutton her
pants without her waking up in the first place? Secondly this
is pretty obvious and other passengers should have seen it or
stop it in the first place. None of this makes sense. I don't
think this is about the sexual assault. This is about a white
revengeful racist Republican woman who hates colored people.
She is the one who is fucked up and should be jailed.
\_ Okay, buddy, time to lay off of the crystal meph. You've
got issues, suggest you seek professional help. BTW,
I just helped an Indian guy get his criminal record
expunged, and guess what, he was beating up on his wife.
So yeah, Indians (surprise, surprise) do commit crimes
like everybody else in the world.
got issues, suggest you seek professional help. BTW, I just
helped an Indian guy get his criminal record expunged, and
guess what, he was beating up on his wife. So yeah, Indians
(surprise, surprise) do commit crimes like everybody else in
the world.
\_ Yeah but the bitch is a Texan. Don't you have any
compassion for us colored people? We are and have been
oppressed by big oppressive white penises for decades,
and it's about time we rise up and overthrow self-righteous
right wing fuck nuts like this Texans bitch.
\_ I had a woman show me her boobs once on a plane. I
couldn't figure out if it was on purpose or not, but
she had no bra on and while she was waiting for the
lavatory, she lifted her shirt up with one hand, which
she seemed to be using to wipe her face or something.
Random flash of boobs. I pretended not to notice, and
thought this was very strange. |
| 2005/8/5-6 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Languages/Misc] UID:39010 Activity:nil |
8/5 The problem of / filling up has been fixed. When I permanently
unmounted the /vol/backup drives I forgot about the cron job to
back them up. Every morning the script was trying to sync 20GB of
home dir love to a drive only capable of holding a little bit of love.
Shouldn't happen anymore. - jvarga |
| 2005/8/2-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38923 Activity:moderate |
8/2 Dear obliviously happily married for 9 years guy-- how's the sex life?
What do you do about it?
\_ Have sex! Be respectful, sensitive, honest, and adventurous.
\_ Not as good since my wife has been gaining and losing pounds at the
wrong spots. -- some other guy
\_ Here's a wacky question: Am I the only guy whose tastes are
aging along with my body? I'm not saying I'm not attracted to
an 18yo hard-body, but women my own age are simply much more
attractive.
\_ My tastes are aging, but not as fast as I am.
\_ Ditto. What's hard for most women is that after 45 or 50
they lose their ability to have babies and thus lose
sex appeal. That's a generalization, of course, but I
can't imagine being 65 and being physically attracted to
a 65 year old as much as I would be to a 35 year old.
However, looks aren't everything.
\_ Um, I think it's safe to say the loss of sex appeal has
nothing to do with the ability to have children.
Has the fact that in our culture sexual attraction is
completely conceptually divorced from having children
completely passed you by? -- ilyas
\_ I don't think that is always true under the surface.
\_ I don't think that is true under the surface.
\_ I don't think that is true under the surface. -foo
\_ Yeah, I really think it is. What about beautiful,
but sterile women? What about fertile ugly
women? Have you ever been, you know, attracted
to someone? Are you some special kind of
Christian or just stupid? -- ilyas
\_ I think you are confusing a hidden common cause
(the breakdown of the body due to aging) with
directional causation. -- ilyas
\_ Well, this is a kind of subtle subject to
go on about on the motd. I'll just maintain
that I don't think the ideas are "completely
divorced". Obviously an animal wouldn't be
able to learn the concept of being sterile
on that level. However I think I saw some
study where if partners go without children
for too long then attraction is harmed. So
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a subtle
biological link. But there's also an
intellectual link in humans. Humans are able
to understand explicitly the "child bearing"
qualities of a woman, and nowadays can
understand the sterility thing too. I think
that sexual attraction or at least excitement
can definitely be affected by ideas related to
getting pregnant. I'll leave it at that. -foo
getting pregnant. I'll leave it at that.
Oh and I'm not a Christian. I don't give a shit
if you think I'm stupid. -foo
\_ The idea being that whether or not a beautiful
woman is sterile we are hardwired to want to
breed with her. I'm talking about primal urges,
not about 'attracted to someone'. We find
younger women sexier because they can give us
babies. I disagree that sexual attraction is
divorced from having children. The two are
tied together fundamentally, even now.
\_ Ok, I am afraid I stand by my assessment of
your argument. Animals and people cannot
afford to be attracted to binary attributes.
The reason is very simple, almost any adult
animal is fertile. Being attracted to
fertility itself means the engine of
natural selection cannot function. Thus,
animals are attracted to 'secondary
characterics' that correlate with producing
a lot of fertile offspring (the biological
definition of fitness). Notice that this
definition has nothing to do with fertility
of your mate per se. Or rather, the
fertility of your mate is the bare minimum
that isn't even taken into account by the
forces of attraction, because it is _assumed_.
Are you a Christian? Your argument smacks of
the kind of vague feel-goodism you get from
certain kinds of Christians who see God's plan
in everything, without truly understanding
what it might be. -- ilyas
forces of attraction, because it is
_assumed_. Are you a Christian? Your
argument smacks of the kind of vague
feel-goodism you get from certain kinds of
Christians who see God's plan in everything,
without truly understanding what it might
be. -- ilyas
\_ Being attracted to fertility itself
is the reason dirty old men like
nubile young women. You can feel
free to disagree, but this seems
fundamental to me. There is no
biological gain having sex with a
female partner over 50.
\_ Do you honestly not see the fundamental
flaw in your logic? -- ilyas
\_ No. Please point it out.
\_ Your argument: 'Old men like
nubile young women. Nubile young
women can have children.
Therefore old men like fertility.'
This is fallacious. -- ilyas
\_ Your opinion. I don't
see any flaw in the
logic, though.
\_ Uh, wow. Mr. Gerasimatos,
you are one amazing guy.
-- ilyas
\_ Thanks. Now prove to
me why line #3 *cannot*
follow from #1 and #2.
It's an observation,
not a mathematical
proof. Whether it is
fallacious or not is
only your opinion. You
are saying that #3 does
not necessarily follow
from #1 and #2, but
your statement that
#3 is thus fallacious
does not follow.
\_ Maybe you should
reread what the PP
originally said. His
point seems far less
extremist than your
interpretation. -mice
\_ No, mice, at this
point I am staggering
from the 'I see no
flaw' comment.
\_ Hmm. Okay, up
to that point,
I think you're
a little off in
your read -- but
I'll concede that
the PP seems to
wander out into
the weeds after
that point. -mice
\_ For the record,
I think pp is
wrong in a
wider sense as
well, for
reasons I
stated. Almost
all animals are
evolved well
enough to be
healthy and
fertile as a
norm. Thus,
the great
reproductive
game is
centering around
centering
around
how well
reproduction
will work, not
whether it will.
whether it
will.
-- ilyas
\_ I disagree.
I think
animals
have
preferences,
too. There
is an age
at which
animals
are too
young or
too old
to be
considered
good
partners
for
breeding.
\_ Old men like nubile
young women. Nubile
young women can eat
prunes. Therefore old
men like regular
bowels. -geordan
\_ Stop -- you're turning
me on! Oh geordan,
you animal, do I have
an unexpected *back
door* delivery for
_you_!!
\_ Depends how much you believe in the
Selfish Gene.
\_ Stifler's mom.
\_ Exactly -- I don't find her attractive at all.
\_ Great. We've learned over the years how to pleasure each other
more and more. I know what makes her happy and she knows what makes
me happy. --9 years happily married
\_ I haven't been married for so long, but I've found sex with long
term girlfriends gets better. Practice makes perfect.
me happy. --9 years and happily married
\_ Sex is always better with the long term girlfriends when
you're married. |
| 2005/7/31-8/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38896 Activity:kinda low |
7/31 Mathematical proof that you will never have a girlfriend
http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend
\_ if you're a pathetic geek, maybe you shouldn't be looking
for someone who is two standard deviations above the norm in
terms of beauty.
\_ Pssst... I think this URL might possibly have been an attempt
at humor?
\_ psst: you're right, but it's not funny
\_ It's not funny, but if it were a parody of the Drake
equation, it would be somewhat funny.
\_ You know, I did something like this once too, but for real,
and I came up with 2500 prospective women in the Bay Area.
And I only took top 50% for looks. -Happily Married
\_ obviously not married over 5 years yet...
\_ Happily married for nine years now.
\_ ugh! besides BDG, all the married people here say
they are happily married. so what's with the
high divorce rate?
\_ People on MOTD have few alternatives and are happy
with what they can get?
\_ Some possibilities:
1. A high national divorce rate does not reflect
the motd.
2. Red-neck serial-monogamists are getting divorced
and remarried 5 times each and screwing the
average.
\_ An anomaly, but the most divorced person I know
is a neurosurgeon. He's working on #5 now afaik.
\_ That's because surgeons are rich assholes. The
rich part helps attracts women. The asshole part
causes the divorce.
\- some people buy cars and drive them
"into the ground" and some people
lease (and others rent). --psb
\_ According to some theories, the asshole part
also helps attract women. But then the women
find him screwing some nurse or whatever and
decide to take half his assets.
\_ I think you'd be surprised by how little
surgeons make, esp. on an hourly basis. You
should vent your anger on radiologists and
anesthesiologists. That said, neurosurgeon !=
surgeon (it's not even the same residency
program).
\_ Dude, surgeons make a lot of money. I have
no idea why a neurosurgeon is not a
surgeon, since he cuts your head open just
as well, but whatever. The name surgeon is
right in the title. Do you mean neurologist?
Anyway, even pediatricians are pulling down
$200+K. Surgeons are making twice that. That's
"little"?
$200+K. Surgeons are making twice that.
That's "little"?
\_ URL please. According to http://salary.com,
the median pediatrician pulls $137k
and the median surgeon $225k. A lot for
the surgeon, but not on a hourly basis,
which is what I originally specified.
A friend is a surgeon at Kaiser Walnut
Creek, and she pulls $170k for a mere 60
hr. week (and she is *so* thankful for
the relative few hours she works). I am
also quite thankful she finally has time
for a life, since she is a serious babe.
\_ Median pediatrician where? In urban
CA? I have a friend who works for
Kaiser also as a pediatrician and he
makes about $250K. Your friend is
getting screwed. As for surgeons, a
family member had neurosurgery and
the doctor got a $30K check for about
3 hours of work. That's pretty good
per hour. Your friend is not in
surgery 60 hours per week. She is
probably making rounds and the like,
which granted is not being at home
but still not terrible for $200K.
\_ It's something you may not expect,
but doctors in CA make *less* than
their peers in less liveable parts
of the country. It's simple supply
and demand. Places that have
trouble recruiting doctors have to
pay more for them, and, once in
place, those doctors have less
competition. Neurosurgeons are
not the same thing as surgeons, so
I don't know how your relative's
neurosurgery bill applies to the
pay of a surgeon. For that matter,
without knowing the neurosurgeon's
other expenses and traffic, it's
hard to translate the cost of a
single bill into an income. In
the case of my friend who pulls
$170k for a 60 hr week, that is
really about the same income as
many engineers I know, and she has
had many more years of suffering
through med school and residency.
OBTW, http://salary.com pegs the median
salary of a neurosurgeon at $314k.
\_ http://Salary.com shows the median
cardiothoracic salary at
$355K, but the 75%ile make
$470K. So there are a lot
of surgeons comfortably over
$400K. As with anything else,
you make less when you start.
The median engineer salary is
pretty darn low in comparison.
As for regions, you'd better
believe that doctors in urban
CA make more than their
counterparts in the rural
Midwest, for example. By
the way, what makes you
think a neurosurgeon is not
a surgeon? They perform
surgery. Therefore they are
surgeons.
Midwest, for example. A
quick look at http://salary.com
confirms this. A surgeon in
Iowa makes 15-20% less than
a surgeon in LA. By the way,
what makes you think a
neurosurgeon is not a surgeon?
They perform surgery. Therefore
they are surgeons.
3. I've known men who thought they were happily
married right up until their wives divorced
them. |
| 2005/7/28-29 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Dating] UID:38861 Activity:kinda low |
7/28 Apropos of the current video games scare, can anyone else think of
past overblown hysterias about media forms or substances that were
"corrupting the youth" and "ending civilization as we know it?"
I can think of:
Marijuana
Jazz
Dancing (especially to jazz)
Comic books
Alchohol
Violence in the movies
Sex in the movies
Rock music
Long hair
Elvis and his hips (kinda goes with Rock, but special mention of this
seems appropriate)
Pre-marital sex (personally I'm still against it, but it's commonly
accepted now.)
\_ Why are you against it, if it hasn't led to the downfall of the
youth?
\_ Maybe we could have "temporary marriages" like in Muslim societies
so everyone's happy: No pre-marital sex, but you can still go
screw anyone you want (just not more than 4 at the same time)
\_ I think it only works one way in Islam - a woman can't go
and marry four men.
Contraception
\_ Abortion, Teaching Evolution
\_ I guess I was trying to pick more cut and dried cases that
aren't subject to current controversy, but I guess motd drones
can't help trying to start flamewars.
\_ How is contraception or pre-marital sex any more cut&dry than
abortion? -pp
\_ So you're equating contraception with killing babies?
\_ You know how birth control pills work, right?
\_ Do you?
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0663.html
\_ Zygote, embryo, or fetus != baby. Besides, the Catholics
still are against contraception so it's still
"controversial". By the way, if you use a condom, aren't
you preventing a new life from possibly being born? If
you hadn't used that condom the next Einstein might
have been born!
\_ Just because the Pope is a moron doesn't mean a
shitload of Catholics don't use contraception
regularly.
\_ IMO they are not actually Catholics.
\_ Have you ever told one that to their face?
\_ No, but I'd like to. Especially if they
call their pope a moron. Why call yourself
a Catholic if you selectively ignore the
teachings of the Catholic Church?
\_ The one thing this discussion is making
increasingly clear is that you are most
likely not Catholic.
\_ You are absolutely the cutest thing
EVER. Come over here, purty thang.
\_ Because those teachings are out of
touch with the reality of the vast
majority of your followers?
\_ What?
\_ I'll just call myself a Jew then.
That actual stuff they do is out
of touch with my reality.
\_ Wow. So I guess confession and forgiveness and
God's love DO have limits...
\_ Duh.. how else do you explain fags?
\_ Islam -Chris
\_ Christianity -Mohammed
\_ Islam and Christinaity were not considered predominately youth
problems.
\_ motd |
| 2005/7/27-29 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:38846 Activity:nil |
7/27 Lonely old Vietnamese whose women have been taken by Koreans whose women
have been taken by dorky white guys can buy Japanese android women:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm
\_ don't worry, closet apartheid guy, my CS geek friend from Cal is
vietnamese but he married a corn-fed blonde Indiana girl and it
all averages out. |
| 2005/7/25-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38810 Activity:moderate |
7/25 A hypothetical question for you motd STRAIGHT MEN (gay men need not
reply). Suppose the population of eligible women in America decrease
say, by 30%. Suppose you already have a good degree, have
a house, a decent job, and you groom every day unlike most of
the Soda Hall geeks. Suppose you're 30, still a virgin, and still
can't find a decent mate because of fierce competition. How would
you feel, and what would you do? I'll start:
\_ Hypothetically speaking, are you that same guy who keeps bitching
about how his "friends" don't have time for him anymore?
\_ Learn some social skills. Start treating women as people not as
things you just want to fuck. Culitvate a few hobbies that involve
other people, and enjoy them as hobbies not as ways to try to get
your cock sucked. You know, these things really do work. That
being said at 30% less, well, shit, that's a pretty huge margin.
But in that kind of environment society is going to be a lot
different. Even China is only something like 52-53% male.
\_ I'll download a lot of porns to relieve myself. When that fails
I'll go to the shrink. Then maybe go into alcohol or drugs. Then
finally I'll go to a Catholic church to relieve my sexual
frustration like the Popes have done.
\_ Remember that crappy Kevin Costner movie "The Postman?"
\_ Hey, that movie was Teh Bomb!!! What the hell is wrong with
you?!? "You're really weird!" Oh man, I that's a *great*
quote from an even greater movie! Only Waterworld can compete,
man -- seriously.
\_ do a lot of soda geeks commit suicide?
\_ Join a church, there are usually more women than men at church.
\_ Haha. This is ridiculous if you aren't a believer already.
We need atheist social philosophy groups.
\_ Apparently you do not understand women. This is not a
surprise.
\_ I don't want those kind of women.
\_ Ok, so, in post context, if you are desperate for a
woman in an overly competitive society... you will
go hang out with a bunch of guys in a social
philosophy group. Okie dokie.
\_ Well duh, you wouldn't call them that. And actually
there are a good number of chicks out there that
don't fit your standard notions.
\_ Sure, but if there were tons of chicks
hanging out in your normal environment, would
you be a 30 year old virgin?
\_ Maybe you should look into the Unitarian
Church. (NOT the Unification church, totally
different.)
\_ I have a friend who's in school to become a
unitarian minister. They go to school for
five years(post undergrad) and can basically
study any religious subject they want, as
long as they learn the history of the Unitarian
church. Protestant, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim,
and eastern religions are all studied. If you
want to know something about religion from
an unbiased source ask a Unitarian minister.
\_ That's the excuse my real Christian friends used to drag me to
church. I didn't go because I didn't like the idea of going
there for women.
\_ I second that, my friends and I used to go to this church
near El Cerrito and the girls there were all very hot, most
from Berkeley. It turned out that most people there were like
us, not very religious and were just "looking." My buddy
scored 2 very very hot girls there. I got none, because he
was better looking and taller so I acted as a wingman.
Here is something important I learned from him. If you're
going to a social event to score, bring someone who is not as
attractive as you are so that he will boost your
attractiveness. You are the wing commander, and he is the
supporting wingman.
\_ Was this an Asian church or White?
\_ OH, YOUR COCK IS LARGE AND SIN-FREE!
\_ I think this is a big problem in churches. They're
indiscriminantly open to everyone and you open doors
doors to sexual predators. Churches should have a stringent
initiation process to make sure that the place that you
worship at are all real Jesus lovers
worship at are all real cock lovers
\_ Move overseas. Mail-order brides. You said women in America.
\_ There are no good solutions. The only way the situation
will improve is when the society as large realizes the problem
with the imbalance and how 'precious' girls have become.
Someone have to pay for the ignorance, too bad it's not the
retard parents that made the decision, it's the "boy" that
will suffer. Maybe the man should move to Brazil.
\_ picking up hot chicks at church seems like a lot of work.
you have to go to church several times so you don't look
you're there just to pick up hot chicks, plus you have to
dress nicely.
\_ Maybe it's the "dress nicely" part that gets you laid, ya think?
\_ Maybe it's the "dress nicely" part that gets you laid, ya
think?
\_ I'd become a Jedi Knight. Its not like I'd have to give up
anything and I'd be getting k3wl force powers and a light
saber in the process. Once I level'ed up enough to get
force persuade/dominate all teh ch1x are belong to me.
\_ How about us bi guys, can we answer?
\_ Doesn't count, you can always suck dick if you can't get any
boobies. Duh.
\_ 30 year old soda virgin ... So we're talking EXTREMELY hypothetical? |
| 2005/7/23-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38788 Activity:low |
7/23 Hello, I'm disillusioned and just want to vent. I'm in my
30s and ~80% of my friends have gotten married in the last 6 years.
I'm one of the few who is still single. I used to get pretty excited
for my friends' weddings and I'd get really nice gifts. As it turns
out, none of my former friends are now friends, or even acquaintances
They're all too busy with their own little world and just don't
have time to be your friend. Some don't even seem to want to be your
friend anymore because their wives don't like you. A few got divorced
and the gifts I gave them all went to THE BITCH with whom I don't
even know well. Next month I'm going to another close friend's
wedding and I'm pretty sure he's going to turn out like every other
married man, so I decided to be smart this time. I bought him a a
gift that's worth a measly $20. Happy marriage you ungrateful married
"friends". Mr. Motd, thanks for letting me vent, you seem to
be my only lasting friend. -bnmg (bitter not married guy)
\_ You know, after listening to your self-involved whiny rants on the
motd, it occurs to me that perhaps your friends are avoiding you
with good reason. I've had very little trouble keeping in touch
and spending time with my married friends -- even the ones with
childen. They may be a little busier, but it's not THAT hard...
but then, my friends actually want to spend time with me.
\_ Maybe you should think of them as farewell gifts. Marriage
makes you busy. Have children even more so.
\_ Exactly. Why give nice things when you'll never see them again.
\_ I never understood why people bother to get gifts. I mean,
it's not like they will have a conversation where they
say "We got our <brand_name> pots and pans from Bob, he's
such a sweet guy, let's invite him for dinner!" As a matter
of fact they don't even remember where they got their fucking
gifts from and don't even care. And even if they do appreciate
it, you will never see them 1/2 of the time. Divorce rate is
50%. Why bother.
\_ don't splurge so much next time.
\_ Just curious, did you start hanging out with your divorced
buddies again? |
| 2005/7/23-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38785 Activity:high |
7/23 Woman branded by manhole cover sues:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8666753
\_ "[the woman] is entitled to compensatory and punitive damages
because of Con Ed's "reprehensible and egregious failure and refusal
to protect the public from this manifestly clear and present danger."
... to protect the public from this manifestly clear and present
danger."
It's exactly this sort of frivolous bullshit that should be the
reason people's right to sue should be revoked. Seriously,
is anyone here able to take the woman's side? Hopefully this
will be thrown out the minute a judge sees it.
\_ If I had sued for exactly 1 dollar of damages every time I did
something retarded on my skateboard and got a bruise, scrape,
sprain, break, cut, or headwound, I'd be a fucking millionaire.
Fortunately, all the skaters I knew thought lawsuits were evil
and injuries were cool.
\_ If the manhole cover was just any other cover and she just broke
some bones, I wouldn't take her side. if this searing hot
some bones, I wouldn't take her side. If this searing hot
manhole cover over a steam pipe was barricaded and she ran
through the barricates and fell and got burnt, I wouldn't take
her side. But in this case, I'll take her side. Imagine some
toddler walking on the cover and falling. Or imagine someone who
touches the cover while picking up something he drops. This is
not like ordering a cup of hot coffee and then sueing for
injuries because the coffee is hot. It is unreasonable to not
expect hot coffee to be hot, but it is reasonable to not expect a
manhole cover on the street to be burning hot.
\_ duty? breach of duty? causation? damages?
Were there damages? Yes. The woman got burned. branded even.
Was it caused by the ConEd manhole cover being that hot? Yes.
Was it caused by her falling? Not necessarily. She could have
fallen on plain asphalt or concrete and just had abrasions. That
can argued to be an assumed risk of skateboarding or just walking
down the street even. Similarly, had the manhole cover not been
so hot, she could have fallen on it and just say broken a bone or
had impact injury. Again, assumed risk. It was a result of it
being at the temperature that it was.
Did ConEd breach any duties by having it there? That's the
question. In essence, this is an unintentional booby trap.
It can not distinguish between adult or infant, skateboarder
or pedestrian. Would it be any different if instead of being
at high temperature, it were spiked? or electrified? It would
be one thing if this were happening say in a underground accessway
or in a ConEd shack. But it's on a public road, a busy one.
As always, the question is did aparty's breach of duty lead to
damages on the part of the other party. if so, was it simple
negligence, gross (or criminal) negligence, or intentional
action, or intentional action with intent to do harm?
\_ ConEd's duty would be a duty of reasonable care under
the circumstances. So what were the circumstances?
A man hole cover sat in the sun all day and b/c it
was metal it got very hot - hot enough to cause burns.
The duty of ConEd would be either to warn about the
man-hole covers OR to provide covers which could not
get that hot during a normal day.
The duty was probably owed to the skater chick b/c
it is foreseeable that anyone using the street could
come into contact w/ the man-hole cover and be hurt
by the fact that it was so hot.
Whether ConEd breach their duty to the skater chick
is a harder question b/c the burden to replace every
single man-hole cover w/ a safer one or to warn would
be quite high. However, the problem is that if this
is a risk that the average person would not realize
was present, ConEd may have breached their duty.
As far as causation its pretty easy for the skater
chick to show that "but for" ConEd's choice of metal
man hole covers she would not have been branded.
She can recover for other incidental injuries as
well, but her main claim is for the branding. The
fact that she could have been branded while merely
walking down the street, helps her case b/c is makes
the danger of the man-hole cover look much worse and
minimize any contributory negligence defense that
could be brought.
She actually had damages in terms of physical pain
and suffering from the burns. She probably suffered
some amount of emotional distress from the injury
as well as well as incuring medical costs for the
treatment.
While it is true that there might have been some
assumption of the risk and contributory negligence
on the skater chicks part, that would only lessen
not elimiate her recover (most states now use
comparative fault and reduce recovery based on
% responsible). ConEd's best defenses are public
policy. Imposing liability on ConEd for man-hole
covers would (1) be crushing liability and (2)
would make a socially important enterprise (ie
sewers/electrical/roads) impossible.
\_ This is probably simple negligence - ConEd would have a duty
of reasonable care under the circumstances. Here the
circumstances were that a man hole cover sat in the sun all
day and b/c it was metal it got very hot - hot enough to cause
burns. The duty of ConEd would be either to warn about the
man-hole covers OR to provide covers which could not get that
hot during a normal day.
The duty was probably owed to the skater chick b/c it is
The duty was probably owed to the idiot chick b/c it is
foreseeable that anyone using the street could come into
contact w/ the man-hole cover and be hurt by the fact that it
was so hot.
Whether ConEd breach their duty to the skater chick is a
Whether ConEd breach their duty to the idiot chick is a
harder question b/c the burden to replace every single
man-hole cover w/ a safer one or to warn would be quite
high. However, the problem is that if this is a risk that the
average person would not realize was present, ConEd may have
breached their duty.
As far as causation its pretty easy for the skater chick to
As far as causation its pretty easy for the idiot chick to
show that "but for" ConEd's choice of metal man hole covers
she would not have been branded. She can recover for other
incidental injuries as well, but her main claim is for the
branding. The fact that she could have been branded while
merely walking down the street, helps her case b/c is makes
the danger of the man-hole cover look much worse and minimizes
any contributory negligence defense.
In terms of damages she actually had damages in terms of
physical pain and suffering from the burns. She probably
suffered some amount of emotional distress from the injury as
well as well as incuring medical costs for treatment.
While it is true that there might have been some assumption of
the risk and contributory negligence on the skater chicks
the risk and contributory negligence on the idiot chicks'
part, that would only lessen not elimiate her recover (most
states now use comparative fault and reduce recovery based on
% responsible). ConEd's best defenses are public policy.
Imposing liability on ConEd for man-hole covers would (1) be
crushing liability and (2) would make a socially important
enterprise (ie sewers/electrical/roads) impossible.
\_ Woman who falls from skateboard != skater chick. A real
skater would wear a manhole cover brand on the ass as a badge
of honor.
\_ Fine, replace skater chick w/ idiot. Makes no difference.
\_ Skater chick replace w/ idiot chick. I think that she is
an idiot to sue, but she may have a valid claim under the
tort law.
\_ If she can get some money out of it, wouldn't that make
her a "smart chick?"
\_ Even Beavis and Butthead can figure out how to call
some ambulance chasing bottom feeder. |
| 2005/7/14-15 [Reference/RealEstate, Finance/CC, Recreation/Dating] UID:38617 Activity:low |
7/14 http://sportsbybrooks.com/Denise1.html - more Denise! \_ so what? fake tits and a vacant stare? there's no shortage of that in Hollywood. \_ Here's a more interesting pic: http://sportsbybrooks.com/events.html \_ Hot chicks sorted by ... \_ Is there some significance to this particular cheesecake? \_ Looks like a chick I met in a Reno stripclub who came to visit me in the Bay Area, but this was before the boob job. |
| 2005/7/13-14 [Recreation/Dating, Science/Physics] UID:38592 Activity:high |
7/13 Color footage of Einstein:
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2673351
\_ obJewBaiting.
\_ The bastard is smart but is still a bastard. "His letters reveal a
tumultuous personal life, married twice and indifferent toward his
children while obsessed with physics. Yet he charmed lovers and
admirers with poetry and sailboat outings." What as ASSHOLE.
I guess you can say that he's extremely brilliant and contributed
greatly to mankind. He's also extremely horny and takes little
responsibility for women he fucks and children he created.
http://iml.jou.ufl.edu/Newszine/health_science/5.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153696,00.html
\_ Hey asshole. Why do you keep deleting all replies to your
frothing?
\_ I didn't delete them, I just unintentionally overwritten
them since I don't use motdedit or vi
\_ I didn't kill him, I just shot him in the head. Blame
the bullet.
\_ I think this kind of defense are actually used in
manslughter trials, sadly.
\-FYI: one of einstein's children operated out of ucbberkeley
\_ Frank Lloyd Wright did many of the same things: ignored
children, had mistresses, obsessed with his work. Are there
examples of geniuses who were consummate family men?
\_ Yes, but FLW wasn't a Jew, which I suspect is what is really
clamping froth-boy's nipples.
\_ Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
Not like you.
\_ is that a punk rock reference? you're so cool!
\_ It is much cooler to accuse someone of anti-semitism
on the basis of absolutely no evidence.
\- there is a somewhat famous example in moral
philosophy that looks at paul gaugain chosen
by bernard williams [now dead but formerly
ucb phil] on this point ... "does success excuse
not honoring some claims people have on you".
\_ iirc, Euler was a family man (twice married) but took care
of his kids, grandkids, &c.
Other examples from the top of my head: Bohr, Feynman,
Jefferson (and don't give me that crap about Jefferson's
slave kids, DNA testing shows that Jefferson's brother
was most likely the parent of the slave kids - Jefferson
gave his word to his wife when she died that there would
be no other women and Jefferson kept it).
Re Einstein - Two points:
(1) He is not a bastard as his parents were married at the
time of his birth.
(2) Even assuming the colloquial meaning of "bad person",
Einstein does not qualify. He may have been a distant
or less than ideal father (many non-genius fathers
fall into this category) but he never really neglected
his children. For example, he provided Mileva (wife 1)
and the children w/ all the money from his Nobel
prize. Also, he was basically separated from Mileva
when he started seeing Elza (wife 2). There is some
evid that he saw women on the side some years after
he married Elza but there is no proof that he fathered
any children w/ them (or that he dated anyone other
than Elza during his marriage).
\_ meh
\_ There was color movie back in 1943?
\_ Ever seen Wizard of Oz?
\_ This reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin asks his
dad why old photos are always in black and white. |
| 2005/7/11-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:38539 Activity:moderate |
7/11 My impression of Porsche owners is that they're mostly white hair
middle-age men who need a nice car to complement their sucky life
that the movie American Beauty portrays. Imagine you're in your
50s, your wife left you and/or your sex life sucks, your children
are all grown up and left you (and they might even be drug addicts
or gays/lesbians), and your career has been the same for the past
decade or so. The only thing you have is money, so you buy something
that you think would make you feel young. This is my impression
of your average Porsche owners. After doing some research, my hunch
is right-- men who drive a Porsche are most likely to cheat on
their wives:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004230007,00.htm
"Porsche-It's a little too small to get laid in, but
you get laid the minute you get out of it."
\_ Your impression of Porsche owners is quite complimentary
compared to my impression of SUV owners.
\_ "Porsche - It's a little too small to get laid in, but
you get laid the minute you get out of it."
\_ I know 3 Porsche owners and they are all women 40-60 years old.
\_ Ah the joys of community property.
\_ Haha! Good one! However, they all bought them for
themselves. Two are single. One is a widow, one has
never been married, and one is happily married. All were
successful outside of their relationships (restauranteur,
psychologist, attorney). These are 911s, btw, not Cayennes.
\_ Mid-life crisis. (Or is it "mid-age crisis"?)
\_ mid-life convertible.
\_ How accurate is the portrayal of the average mid 50s American
male in the famous movie American Beauty? Does life REALLY
suck that much when you get to that age? If so, that is
pretty depressing...
To those who still have/had dads around... when they hit their
50s how did they cope with their mid-life crisis?
\_ When my dad hit 45 he divorced his (second) wife and
married a woman my age. I was 23 at the time.
\_ That doesn't sound so bad if she was hot.
\_ Lucky him!! |
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