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| 2003/2/21-22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27480 Activity:very high |
2/21 What are some fun activities to do that require NO money?
(They don't need to be limitd to Berkeley). Thanks.
\_ Programming, playing chess or go.
\_ Just because going for a bike ride doesn't cost me any
additional money doesn't mean that it'll be the same for
you since you may not have a bike. Long story short: nothing.
\_ I know, but I'm thinking along the lines of activities
like hiking or going to a Barnes & Nobles.
\_ If NO money meants virtually none, lots of places to
walk about in SF via a BART/bus ride. Is sake tasting
free at that brewery in Berkeley?
\_ Yup: Takara Sake USA, 708 Addison St., (510)540-8250
\_ I hear there are some great gloryholes in Wheeler.
\_ Sex?
\_ Sex! Sex is far from free for the average man. First she
uses it to get you to like her, then she stops giving it
to you since you won't marry her. Then when she breaks you
down and gets to the sacrificial altar it is all over. It
will cost you every cent you have and some you don't just
to be free of her.
\_ BDG!!!! Missed you a lot, man! Welcome back!
\_ nah i don't think it's bitter divorce guy. how
about me, normal-non-mutant-who-hasn't-
had-a-date-in-2-years-guy take up the slack?
\_ Not free. Condoms and birth control cost money.
\_ so do her in the ass.
\_ You still need condoms, plus extra for lube. And getting
an STD is expensive. and ass-sex isn't real sex.
\_ i'm going to use the above in court next time.
\_ There speaks the voice of
experience.
\_ Agreed. My wife's anus is
too tight to be comfortable.
Only once in a long while is
okay.
\_ I find your wife's anus
to be a perfect fit.
\_ It has to be said...
"Pencil Dick"
\_ Does masturbation count as sex?
\_ it does on soda.
\_ Hike up the fire trail behind Clark Kerr to Tilden Part -
it's a great workout, and has great views as well
\_ Sleep.
\_ I read an article on this a while back. Things included:
* sneaking into movie theaters
* going to bars and then drinking other people's leftover drinks
(there should be a word for this)
\_ How about 'disgusting'. -mice
\_ And don't forget the sharables you can get from someone
else's drink.
* going to 5 star hotels and reaping all the benefits like you are
staying there. the better the hotel, the less likely they are to
question you.
* GG Park, Shakespeare in the Park, Movies in Marin, stargazing,
hiking, all that bullshit.
\_ Looking at cute chicks at Sproul Plaza around noon. Only works on
school days though.
\_ You go to the same school? UC Berkeley? Near San Francisco?
\_ You probably only hang out near soda. there are relativley
cute girls around spourl.
\_ "SWM, 21, no social skills, pasty skin from long hours
playing Everquest [Bazoomba, L60 female elf mage], seeks
Victoria's Secret lingere model for gawking and wanking
over. Must be willing to parade around Soda Hall in
skimpy outfits. Real females need not apply."
\_ relatively.
\_ sproul.
\_ Yes I went to the same school. It's just that I've also been
to other schools so I know to appreciate the quality of chicks
at Sproul.
\_ I didn't so I'll take your word on it. Sad if true.
\_ Which other schools were these?
\_ SJSU, SFSU, some JCs. I've also been to Stanfurd and
Davis several times but never on school days, so I can't
tell.
\_ But you haven't been to UCLA. :P
\_ Well, no. Maybe that's why. |
| 2003/2/15-16 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/German] UID:27430 Activity:very high |
2/15 Motd way boring at the moment.
\_ SAVE THE OPPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL WHALES IN IRAQ FROM THE
PENILE-CENTRIC WHITE IMPERIALIST ENVIRO-RAPERS.
\_ Ein Reich, Ein Corp, Ein Folk, EIN BUSH!
\_ God, that protest was last week. Get with the times, would ya'?
\_ so is free sex available to protesters yet? waiting..
\_ actually, if they don't protest then you get free sex
\_ The protest itself is free sex.
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com
\_ be more funny!
\_ "jblack is a racist". Debate. |
| 2003/2/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27412 Activity:kinda low 50%like:26035 |
2/14 Happy Valentine's Day
\_ Fuck you. -geordan
\_ Can't help displaying your passion publicly?
\_ Is there any other way? -geordan
\_ hey he signed his name. he must be cool.
\_ sign your name, twink
\_ Ah, the iron-y. -geordan
\_ And your signature is at ...?
\_ i always sign my name! -twink |
| 2003/2/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27390 Activity:moderate |
2/12 I fucking hate Valentine when I am single, but love it to death when I
was not. Fuck! The closer it is to Valentine, the worse I feel. So,
I want to give one of these online services a try. I am browsing them
all one by one. Anyone has any recommendations for a good/decent
service targeted for Asian guys searching for Asian gals ages 20-30?
\_ I hate Valentine's Day on principle. I'm going to celebrate
the true spirit of the Feast of St. Valentine by beating people
and decapitating them. -geordan
\_ you know I'm still willing to blow you -aspo
\_ You're a good man, Mr. Polito. Keep up the good work!
-mice
\_ Dude, you're willing to blow most anyone. I never
get that special feeling when I'm with you. Snif.
-geordan
\_ http://www.click2asia.com relaunched as an asian singles site. |
| 2003/2/12-13 [Reference/BayArea, Recreation/Dating] UID:27384 Activity:low |
2/12 Any recommendations for local flower shops that in downtown
SF that deliver? Looking for roses delivery for V-Day.
\_ oh that's original
\_ As original as expecting sex on VDay
\_ Chase Flowers at one of the exits at the Embarcadero BART Station.
I used it once four years ago, although not on Valentine's day.
They even wrote a card for me over the phone.
\_ http://frenchtulip.com. |
| 2003/2/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27360 Activity:insanely high |
2/8 has anyone here been in a threesome? what did you think afterwards?
\_ You looking to be the "extra" or to bring in someone? It might
\_ Yeah. it sucked because i was really attached to israel.
be easier being an extra, since you can just leave afterward.
\_ Yeah. it sucked because i was really attached to one of them.
fucked with my head more than my cock. Don't do it unless you're
sure you want it.
\_ Yeah, especially if the one you are attached to is not your SO.
I've been fantasizing having a threesome with my wife and her
sister-in-law, but I know if I could really get it I'd screw up
big time because it'd just turn into sex with her sis-in-law and
sure you want it.
my wife merely watching.
\_ I assume your wife's brother's wife, and not your sister,
right? :)
\_ Exactly.
\_ it can be fun, but, the attention/time-share can be difficult
to juggle.
\_ Yeah a bunch of them. They were all great experiences except for
the one with someone I was really mad about. That one made
made me jealous.
\_ guy girl guy works a hell of a lot better than guy girl girl
\_ for all parties involved? (you're talking about two straight
guys right?) -op
\_ yes and yes
\_ There's no way I'll have sex in front of another guy.
think their advice is necessarily that good. i'm more
\_ Your type is probably not cut out for threesomes.
\_ No, I'm all for sex with multiple girls.
\_ Sure you are, sport.
\_ Yeah, especially if the one you are attached to is not israel
I've been fantasizing having a threesome with jordan and
palestine, but I know if I could really get it I'd screw up
big time because it'd just turn into carnage with her mossad and
the plo.
\_ I assume you mean mossad butchery, right? :)
\_ Exactly.
\_ it can be fun to fuck with the middle east, but,
the attention/time-share can be difficult to juggle.
\_ Listen to "Loveline" on Live105 10-midnight sun-thu. this
question comes up often. And ususally the answer is "don't do
it with anybody you care about, because after this experience,
your relationship will be irreversably changed, lots of confused
feelings and soon (two months) you will break up. Every time.
\_ i like loveline - it's amusing to listen to but i don't
think their advice is necessarily that good. They've heard
every romantic problem under the sun and they assume that
what works for one person will always work for someone else.
\_ I think they've heard the EXACT same situations hundreds
of times, and interestingly enough, psychological
reactions and conditions for different people are more
similar that you would think.
\_ at least taken from the sample of people who would
actually call into loveline.
\_ Exactly! Last night Adam Carolla said
"200% of our callers have been molested" :) |
| 2003/2/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27331 Activity:high |
2/6 The North Korean's are coming and they won't be bringing H07 4ZN CH1X!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,889600,00.html
\_ Like I believe it. Maybe they'll shell the DMZ outposts and kill
20-100 people, but it's a bluff.
\_ http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif |
| 2003/2/7-8 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Security] UID:27330 Activity:high |
2/6 What's the best remote flower delivery service?
\_ Calling a florist in the remote area and being very exact in
what you want (or give them free rein to create).
\_ Don't use FTD or other large service. I agree with the first
reply. --aaron
\_ Except a lot of florists are part of the FTD network.
And they will deliver FTD's standard arrangements. Ask
them if they are a FTD member before you order.
\_ What's wrong with FTD? -florally clueless
\_ http://FTD.com was the first commercial launch of a Java website
\_ and then?
\_ Fuck Valentine's Day. Fuck it right in the ear.
\_ BDG? Is that you??
\_ this sounds more like doesn't-work-with-cable-modem
guy (DWWCMG)
\_ What?
\_ ERROR: EAR HOLE TOO SMALL.
\_ ~payam/squick.vt
\_ If recipient is in SF, I've always gone with http://frenchtulip.com
\_ I love Rose and Radish in SF myself, 415-864-4988. --chris
\_ Is that a hint?
\_ /usr/sbin/in.rflowersd
\_ I hope that you are ordering flowers for your ex-wife's
funeral. If you are ordering flowers for your girlfriend,
DON'T. You might think that you are being nice, caring,
considerate, etc. but in reality you are being drawn into
a bottomless pit of despair. You cannot imagine the endless
nightmare that your life will become if you allow yourself
to be drawn any further into this woman's web. If you do
not heed my advice the day will come when you will wish
that you had tied a noose around your neck rather than a
bow-tie.
\_ Now that's more like it! bdg #3 fan
\_ bdg, sign your post |
| 2003/1/28-29 [Recreation/Dating, Consumer/TV] UID:27227 Activity:high 50%like:27364 |
1/28 Did Joe Millionaire just get a BJ on national TV ??
\_ um, how do u know it's bj and not sex?
\_ Ah yes, the Clintonian definition of sex again.
\_ are you by chance referring to "ahhh slurp mwah gulp" ?!
\_ Who cares? Why watch that crap?
\_ Yeah, stick to PBS and Tech TV 24/7!!!
\_ Woohoo! Go Thunderbirds!
\_ Because it's entertaining. What do you do? Install linux
patches for fun?
\_ go out. be social. get laid.
\_ What are you talking about?
\_ If you don't know, then you wouldn't be interested anyway.
\_ Not so. I've been watching. I just don't understand what
the OP is talking about. Did I miss an episode? |
| 2003/1/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27222 Activity:high |
1/28 I'm tired of getting my haircut at Panache. What do you guys
recommend around Berkeley? I have standard male hair, medium
to short length.
\_ The Grand Hairport on grand in oakland. call first.
\_ ask your GF or your wife. My wife cuts my hair and I'm very
happy. ;-)
\_ yeah, my wife cuts my hair also. I don't give a shit what anyone
but her thinks of my haircut, so why have anyone else cut it?
\_ let me guess, if your wife didn't mind you'd bloat out to
300 pounds too?
\_ got nothing to do with anything. red herring.
\_ my gf cuts my hair but i used to go to this guy across asuc store
in an alley on the way to yogurt park. He's young and very
buff but he never made at pass at me and he's good with
the razor..
\_ speaking of hair... Fann Wong in Shanghai Knights have this
\_ HAS
beautiful silky long black hair. Like that women in Crouching
Tiger. :-) I wanna bath her and wash her hair.
\_ the word is "bathe"
\_ Supercuts on Solano in Albany. Excellent. |
| 2003/1/26-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27200 Activity:high |
1/24 How much do people tip for their lap dance?
\_ nothing. unless it's a private one, then it depends.
\_ tip? Only if she goes down on my gf. She's a prostitute. WTF
are you tipping? |
| 2003/1/22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27182 Activity:nil |
1/21 aaron, how do I configure spamassasin so that it'll filter all the
spams except for the ones that lead you to h07 azn chix p0rn like
the ones you enjoy? |
| 2003/1/21 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:27163 Activity:nil |
1/20 Court ordered Scott Ritter to attend counseling for sex offenders
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/826186/posts
The guy is a nutcase, as if we already did not know. |
| 2003/1/18 [Recreation/Pets, Recreation/Dating] UID:27145 Activity:high |
1/17 What's the English phrase that means "Since you look good, you
have/deserve a good-looking gf" or "since you're smart, you naturally
have smart friends" or something like that? Thanks.
\_ You so money!
\_ You're so money!
\_ I live 3 blocks from here if you ladies are interested.
\_ Birds of a feather flock together.
\_ If meant in a bad way, water seeks its own level.
\_ [apostrophed was here]
\_ I meant a line like "Things alike get together." or something like
that. Is there such a line? -- OP
\_ Misery loves company?
Great minds think alike?
Birds of a feather flock together? (mentioned above)
\_ airheads think alike? (u look so good, so do ur friends)
\_ Your fellatio is promising.
\_ [apostrophed was here]
\_ A man is known by his friends
\_ Like father like son
\_ Providence |
| 2003/1/18 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Europe] UID:27144 Activity:high |
1/17 How hard is it to have sex in an airplane lavatory without
getting caught? What do they do if they catch you?
\_ Why do you ask?
\_ Any law against that? Why would they try to catch you?
\_ well, that's what I was wondering. so i asked the motd.
\- legal unless you disable the smoke detector
although that might be ok on air france --psb
\_ The *French* (snicker)
\_ "do you smoke after sex?"
"I'm not sure, I never checked" |
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| 2003/1/15 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Korea] UID:27106 Activity:nil |
1/14 On North Korea: Please bear in mind that the rhetoric advanced by the
Peerless Leader is hardly worse than what the state machine regularly
churns out. He wanted a reaction, he wanted negotiations and a place
at the table, and he got it. You can step away from Operation Liberate
North Korea now, boys, 'cos it ain't gonna happen. --erikred
\_ We are not interested in liberating NK. We just want to keep
SK free since it has all the h07 4zn ch1x! Think about the ch1x! |
| 2003/1/13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27081 Activity:high |
1/13 H4C connoseurs, does this woman count as a H07 4ZN CH1X?
http://csua.org/u/7c9
specifically: link:csua.org/u/7c7 and link:csua.org/u/7c8
\_ She's okay to me.
\_ Is this what (chialea+geordan)'s kids would have looked like?
\_ She's not asian looking enough. Reminds me of Liv Tyler with elf
ears.
\_ let's talk about Liv Tyler's long beautiful black hair! |
| 2003/1/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:27022 Activity:high |
01/07 ah' love mah' mama, but she gots'ta gained 20lbs since we gots married.
ah' am beginnin' t'find ha' sexually unattractive. ah' told ha' about
dis already. And she gots'ta tried t'lose weight. But obviously it
ain't wo'kin'. God knows whut she's eatin' when I's not around. To make
matters wo'se, dere's dis mama at wo'k dat's flirtin' wid me. She
looks likes Winona Ryder; slenda' and pretty. And comes by mah' cubicle
some lot t'chat. One time durin' de middle uh a conversashun, we
paused and looked into each oders eyes fo' whut seems likes an
eternity. It wuz some awkward moment. ah' became embarrassed and
looked waaay down. She plum laughed and joked about sump'n else. I's
contemplatin' havin' some affair. How kin one stay faidful unda' dese
circumstances?
\_ 4. To angle fo' wid some trollin' line, o' wid some scribblin' drawn
along de surface uh de booze; hence, t'allure. What it is, Mama!
\_ ah' say go fo' it, until ya' fuck it out uh each oder.
\_ No, this idiotic transliteration is not funny.
\_ Same here. My wife's cup size went down and her waist size went up
since we married. Except that the two hot women I know at work with
hot bodies aren't flirting with me, yet. Now masturbating while
looking at nude pics seems more attactrive than having sex with my
wife.
\_ I am enjoying having sex with your wife. She says you have gained
three pants sizes since you married. Is that true? |
| 2003/1/4 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Apps/Media] UID:26972 Activity:nil |
1/3 What's that song that plays over the VH1 promo where they show all
the artists? It's a cool song, wanna download it. "DJ" something?
And, yes, I watch VH1. I love "I love the 80's" . That show rocks. |
| 2002/12/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26933 Activity:high |
12/28 http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/101757_burkheimer27.shtml If only drugs were legal she would be alive today.... \_summary please. \_ summary: teenager's friend dies. teenager is killed by jealous ex-boyfriend. drugs were involved. motd troller links this to politics. |
| 2002/12/26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26916 Activity:nil |
12/25 http://csua.org/u/73a - If the alumni all pitch in, we can buy this and name it "sodatown" |
| 2002/12/22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26884 Activity:nil |
12/21 Nipples.
\_Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES...
Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN. |
| 2002/12/17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26834 Activity:nil 54%like:26830 |
12/16 Makin' love t'a married mama be incredible. De fear uh gettin'
caught. De takin' uh anoda' man's mama. De fo'bidden fruit.
Dis illicit sex makes de 'espuh'ience all de mo'e fantastic and
unbelievable. She gots'ta absolutely no inhibishuns when she be wid me.
Ha' willin'ness t''speriment wid new techniques even surprises me. I
doubt she be as free wid ha' husband as she be wid me. Dis is
some affair t'remember. How long gots'ta dis last? ah' do not know.
I hope it neva' ends.
\_ "Makin' love"? whut you is, gay? You's should say, "fuckin'
some married box" o' "bonin' de bride. What it is, Mama!"
\_ You's should see "Unfaidful". Dis be some baaaad movie. No troll.
Don't see it wid yo' SO.
\_ how about mah' mama, our goathomey, and ha' lesbian lover?
\_ Dere's some Chinese sayin': mama < concubine < maid < stealin' oder!
mama < failin' t'steal oder's mama. De last part puzzles me, but
dat's how de sayin' goes.
\_ de maid part suppose t'be "prositute," but oderwise ah' heard
de 'esact same wahtahmellun. A lot uh Chinese sayin' truely
refelect da damn human nature, which contrary t'western recon',
stayed pretty much de same fo' dousands uh years
\_ yah anoda' baaaad sayin' is, dig dis: lots uh sex be baaaad.
food too. |
| 2002/12/17-18 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/Security] UID:26831 Activity:insanely high |
12.16 Does anyone here get the economist? my subscription expired two days
ago and i want online access to an article called "Trapeze artists".
if you could post it in /csua/tmp it would be most appreciated
--tia.
\_ So why not resubscribe, rather than steal?
\_ Are you planning to resubscribe?
\_ I just did, and I have the print version of the article, but I
want to forward the article to a friend. Yes, I could scan it
or snail mail him the original, but that's a pain. Or I could
wait a month or two for my new subscription to kick in, but that
is more lame.
\_ Post a url to the article and your friend's email address
\_ So you're asking someone else to commit copyright crimes and then
put their name on it for you?
\_ yes, I am actually. thanks for clarifying the situation
though. prick.
and I will forward it for you.
\_ Thief.
\_ copyright violation is not theft. look up thief and theft in the
dictionary.
\_ Sure it is. You're taking or making use of something that
isn't yours without permission that normally costs money for
access. Take the rest of your argument to slashdot or k5
where you'll find like minded thieves who care.
\_ that's not theft. theft involves taking away. "making use"
of something -- which isn't even a thing, is not theft.
for you to say otherwise is just like my stating you are
a cunt.
\_ Yeah whatever. Take it to slashdot. In the meantime
do you mind if I have sex with your gf? It's not like
my making use of her while you're busy with copyright
violations is denying you your use of her.
\_ This is wrong on so many levels.
\_ Just another victory against copyright violators.
\_ i'm not the OP. i'm just saying it isn't theft.
\_ It only "normally costs money" because of a perversion
enshrined into law. Should breathing air cost money, too?
Would you support such a law, if passed? |
| 2002/12/17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26830 Activity:high 54%like:26834 |
12/16 Making love to a married woman is incredible. The fear of getting
caught. The taking of another man's wife. The forbidden fruit.
This illicit sex makes the experience all the more fantastic and
unbelievable. She has absolutely no inhibitions when she is with me.
Her willingness to experiment with new techniques even surprises me. I
doubt she is as free with her husband as she is with me. This is
an affair to remember. How long will this last? I do not know. I
hope it never ends.
\_ "Making love"? what are you, gay? You should say, "fucking
a married box" or "boning the bride."
\_ You should see "Unfaithful". This is a good movie. No troll!
Don't see it with your SO.
\_ how about my wife, our girlfriend, and her lesbian lover?
\_ There's a Chinese saying: wife < concubine < maid < stealing other's
wife < failing to steal other's wife. The last part puzzles me, but
that's how the saying goes.
\_ the maid part suppose to be "prositute," but otherwise I heard
the exact same thing. A lot of Chinese saying truely
refelect the human nature, which contrary to western believe,
stayed pretty much the same for thousands of years |
| 2002/12/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26811 Activity:moderate |
12/13 http://www.girlswithglasses.com/home.html \_ Scully was hotter than any of these ch1x. \_ Where are the h07 azn ch1x w/glasses? \_ these chicks are skanky. \_ Is this worksafe? \_ yes but nothing speical about the chiks. |
| 2002/12/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26774 Activity:nil |
12/9 why does my posts about my friend's wife keep getting deleted?
Do you have an axe to grind? Why keep changing 'wife' to 'duck'?
\_ Liberals will stop at nothing to avoid discussion of these
kinds of things.
\_ "Duck" is much funnier than "wife", and you're a total
duckhead loser-troll. |
| 2002/12/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26744 Activity:kinda low |
12/6 When you first start dating a woman how often should you guys see
each other? Once a week? Everyday?
\_ after each date, ask the motd and you will be given further
instructions.
\_ See, it all depends.
\_ As often as she wants to. You have no say. --dim |
| 2002/12/5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26719 Activity:very high |
12/4 I'm a new grad student at another school (not UCB). What's the best
way to meet women? Thanks. -new grad student
\_ Join a triathlon club. Lots of pretty, athletic women.
\_ Get rich and famous. Hire pretty hookers.
\_ Become a priest. http://csua.org/u/653 Merely reading that
article makes me horny.
\_ Son, that is the $65,000 question.
\_ Are you teaching classes? Pick up on your students.
\_ Pick up EECS chicks? Damn you must have low standards.
\_ He just wants to get laid. It's all the same in the dark
and his odds of getting herpes are much lower.
\_ He didn't say he wanted to get laid. He said he wanted
to meet women.
\_ damn! -aspo
\_ Don't bother. It all leads to divorce and devastation.
Just ask BDG. - BDG #1 Fan
\_ I know the answer to this question, but this motd is too small
to put it in. Seriously, the best way to meet interesting women
is to be interesting. Find a hobby, preferably something that
you are passionate about and one that has at least some women
involved in it, and spend time getting good at it. As a grad
student, you are not going to have much time, but 5 hours/wk
should be plenty (for the hobby, not the g/f) -ausman
\_ Blah. Blah. Blah. It's who you look like, not who you are.
\_ And how rich you are. You could be the most boring
person in the world but if you are rich you can get
good looking women.
\_ good advice, but I have hobbies, I'm in shape,
a job, and I still get bitter looking at cute
girls in genital herpes medication commercials.
\_ Being interesting attracts women. But being disciplined,
hardworking, generous, forgiving, and kind will all make
you strong. Women love strong men. It's one thing to have
money, but a woman who sees a man exercising disciplined
selfishness, and one that exercises disciplined generosity,
will always pick the latter. See "Groundhog Day" and
"Iron Monkey" for more details.
\_ And all of that matters squat if you're not handsome,
rich, or wield power.
\_ by that logic, only handsome, rich, or powerful
men can get women? Are we in the middle ages?
\_ If your school has a ballroom dancing club, you could try
that. It will give you a chance to meet women, chat with
briefly, and ask them to dance. If nothing else, you'll
learn to dance which is fun.
\_ For computer people, you guys sure forgot about computers.
http://www.match.com The ratio is that you will send out
100 e-mails to 10 dates to 1 sex act.
\_ You can meet women at the gym by taking one of those Group classes.
If you don't care for the 'girly' classes, take something athletic
like Cardio kickboxing, BodyPump, Steps, etc. Guaranteed a good
ratio.
\_ Find the female counterpart to the motd (AOL Chat?) and meet them
there.
\_ In all likelyhood anyone OP meets on IM is probably some
EECS guy pretending to be a girl just to see how many of
his classmates are desperate lusers.
\_ She says she's yermom. |
| 2002/12/5 [Recreation/Dating, Health] UID:26709 Activity:very high |
12/4 My cheatin' heart:
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20021129/103858200006.html
\_ "Any time you are out of your own area code, it doesn't count as
cheating". That's very easy for those who live in SF.
\_ For every article, a rebuttal:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2540089.stm
\_ And this, my friend, is the difference between the Italians
and the English.
\_ Don't forget that most of the people keeling over from heart
attacks while playing hide the salami are probably old farts,
who're more likely to be banging their secretary than their
wife. Statistics... -John
\_ keep in mind it's from the Weekly World News.
\_ I don't need this. I learned everything I need to know about sex
and relationships from Cosmo. -John
\_ I learned it from you, dad. I learned it by watching YOU! |
| 2002/12/3-4 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:26703 Activity:high |
12/3 http://www.startribune.com/stories/1576/3472453.html I moved someone else's link to the top. Sorry if that bugs you. Anyway I think this is great. If you declare war on the government you have to expect that your actions bring risk of risk. \_ And of course, the government would never be wrong about someone's affiliation. -tom \_ I think they maintain a twink points list and eliminate those who break the 100 mark. \_ The article mentions Jose Padilla. I have an mp3 of a guy by the same name; the track name is Walking On Air. Same guy? \_ No. This JP is a small time criminal turned wannabe terrorist. \_ Make you wonder what they're going to do about the radical right-wing groups in the US who advocate overthrowing the government. \_ Doesn't make me wonder at all. Ever heard of Ruby Ridge? We already know thanks to Janet Reno. \_ So there was only one right-wing seperatist in the US and the FBI killed his wife (Hey it doesn't matter, she was \_ So there was only one right-wing seperatist in the US and the FBI killed his wife (Hey it doesn't matter, she was affilitated with him and therefore a enemy combatant, thus now legally a target.) \_ Uhm, I'm trying to come up with a reply but you're not really coherent. Almost but not quite. I'm not going to touch this one. You can have it. You win. I think you're off kilter and dangerous. |
| 2002/12/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26684 Activity:insanely high |
12/1 motdstud sex poll:
my gf is asian and she's loud:
my gf is asian and she's quiet: .
my gf is white and she's loud: .
my gf is white and she's quiet: .
my gf is yermom and she's loud: ............
my gf is yermom and she's quiet:
\_ in general or in bed?
\_ grow up, idiots. --aaron
\_ c'mon, it's the motd. let it go. smile, be happy.
\_ people on the motd have gf's?
\_ #f
\_ Some people have trouble differentiating between
dating sims and rl.
\_ I just quit and reload when we have relationship issues. |
| 2002/12/1-2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26676 Activity:very high |
11/30 Has anyone dated anyone from church? Do church people have less sex
in general? Is it a bad idea to date someone from church (he/she may
want you to go to bible study twice a week)? I guess my question is
basically if going to church and meet new people will be sexually
satisfying. Thanks.
\_ you're korean, aren't you?
\_ is it really that hard for koreans to get laid? i got laid all
through school without church, going to frat parties, getting
anyone drunk/stoned, or any other BS. --white alum
\_ my guess is, yes. most of my korean female friends (the ones
who "plan" to marry korean anyhow) are very concerned about
their "reputation" in a very conservative korean community.
the ones who aren't virgins tend to have sex with non-Koreans
because the general idea is that word won't get back to
the korean community. as a result, korean men have a hard
time getting laid with korean women, unless it's "serious."
\_ Ok then go screw non-korean women. The guy is looking for
sex, not a real gf or wife material. works for the rest
of us.
\_ If all you want is sex you'll get a better time/money/sex ratio by
going to Oakland and buying a street hooker when you're horny.
\_ Spoken like a true motd-er. Want to give us the algorithim
you've developed to arrive at this conclusion? And how does it
weight STDs and social censure?
\_ Condoms are free so that's a dx->0 in the equation and the
same for social censure when the rest of your motd squad is
doing the same and helped by pointing out the better ones.
\_ That's why I go to church -- to get laid.
\_ mormon church has pretty highly rated females
\_ ask darin for details
\_ And good Mormons don't have sex outside of marriage. -emarkp
\_ So marry her and screw her brains out. And when you're
tired of her, find another, and marry her too. And so on.
\_ Since mormons go in for polygamy its not really
cheating!
\_ if only. not anymore. they arrest the ones that do.
\_ I don't think that the OP cares if she is a good mormon,
in fact he'd probably prefer a bad one.
\_ The one girl that I truly loved is a Christian. She is so
beautiful and alluring to me, and I so longed to be with her. If
I could be with her, I really would care less about sex. The same
could be said (though to a lesser extent) of another Christian
girl I met recently.
\_ fob.
\_ fobby worried about being fobby
\_ there's the pot,kettle,black thing for sure. -white guy
\_ exactly, but why do you suddenly feel necessary to
mention your color?
\_ Not how it would work for me. Close proximity to a woman
means near-uncontrollable sex urge. Unless she's ugly or
really stupid or a bitch.
\_ And you wonder why they sell Restraining Order form pads
at Office Depot?
\_ What is that?
\_ I said "near-uncontrollable", and the proximity i mean
is either touching or within 2 feet, not likely to come up
in an "office" situation, but routine in dating.
\_ So when you're in a crowded elevators you start shaking
and quivering and maybe pee on yourself? |
| 2002/11/27 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men] UID:26643 Activity:nil |
11/26 My boyfriend wants me to shave my pubic region, but I am new to
this. What are the general preferences for you guys out there?
What about shapes? Do you like it all off, or a little left on?
Any experiences with waxing?
\_ waxing hurts. like a bitch.
\_ all off. and yeah it'll probably hurt to wax, but you get two
to three weeks of extra pleasure with no stubble in exchange,
no razor bumps, etc. wax it.
\_ what about guys? shouldn't guys shave? i once went out
with a shaved guy -- pretty interesting. better oral experience.
\_ the OP was about guys. Hint: my boyfriend
\_ just keep it neat. I trim with clippers about once a month.
some like au natural, though. eh. do what you like.
\_ Congratulations and well-trolled, dude. |
| 2002/11/26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26642 Activity:nil 66%like:26640 |
11/26 Aaron, where did you get your noiseless h07 azn chix? |
| 2002/11/26 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26640 Activity:nil 66%like:26642 |
11/26 Why do h07 azn chix have better looking skin?
\_ than non-h07 azn chix? dunno. |
| 2002/11/25 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/President/Clinton] UID:26626 Activity:high |
11/25 Clinton: the daily cal editor's nipples
are showing:
http://www.dailycal.org/article.asp?id=10369
\_ Uhm, whatever. You can see more nipple on *much* better looking
chicks by simply walking down any street in an American city for 5
minutes at noon. I'm not sure why you'd care or want to test this
but whatever, there it is. And I'm not seeing what this has to do
with Clinton.
\_ Yeah. Kids these days ..
\_ You're a virgin, yes?
\_ I see the nipples. I don't see the connection
to clinton.
\_ Maybe she was an intern...
\_ I don't even see the nipples. Maybe I need a bigger monitor.
\_ Obviously you are a left-wing Clinton apologist.
\_ Does that mean she's not wearing a bra?
\_ 1) probably
2) there are bras through which one can see nipples.
3) there are bras that have fake nipples attatched
to them.
\_ yes, but are the fake nipples inflatable and
deflatable? (yes, i know the reference.)
\_ I don't know the reference you're refering to.
I just know that this is a patented invention
i've seen in the patent database at uspto.gov.
the versions of the patent i read did not
have inflatable nipples.
4) nipples may be added with photoshop very easily.
5) you're an idiot. |
| 2002/11/24 [Finance/Banking, Recreation/Dating] UID:26615 Activity:moderate |
11/23 Given that the world is going to end in 2012, do you think it best
that I refinance my home loan for the short term and pay it off
before or go 30 years and pull out cash?
\_ I think it best that you give me your money and I get laid.
\_ If you're really sure, you ought to be giving away all your money
to the poor and doing good works, so you can be caught up in the
Rapture. Not to mention seriously studying the Bible. Good works
alone without faith won't get you into heaven.
\_ Rapture? No, it's a Mayan prediction based on their calendar
and understanding of the 5 cycles of the universe. What the
hell does the rapture have to do with anything? The bible never
predicts a date for it. RTFB.
\_ no, it's April 21, 2041.
\_ says who?
\_ says whoever posted that. duh. |
| 2002/11/22 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26593 Activity:high |
11/21 Pull down your Natalie Portman posters, fanboys, Anna Paquin's
in the house:
http://www.aintitcool.com/media/roguex2.jpg
\_ a poor replica of Claire Danes
\_ Panquin is another no-ass white girl
\_ Not much tits either.
\_ rank: Anna Paquin, Natalie Portman, Claire Danes. Anna Paquin
is pretty cute - !op
\_ and since she's won an oscar, she's obviously a great
actor also!
\_ some photoshop and some really fucking weird lighting and she
ends up looking almost cute. And NP has brains too, btw.
\_ And you can still get off on your pedophile dreams about her
role in "The Professional."
\_ Anna Paquin appeared as a child in several movies
\_ yes, but not as the would-be seducer of grown men.
\_ I am pretty sure that is Anna Paquin's face on Halle Berry's body.
\_ HB: another ugly chick who somehow got famous for being hot.
The world of hollywood can be baffling.
\_ In a costume, they can do a lot to make her look different.
Sorta like how they made anorexia postergirl Lara Flynn
Boyle look in MIB II. This appears to be a case of the same
thing. |
| 2002/11/15-16 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/RepublicanMedia] UID:26554 Activity:moderate |
11/15 three words: tucson, sex, fest.
\_ Huh?
\_ google.
http://csua.org/u/588
\_ Let me guess. You found that link on FreeRepublic, right? |
| 2002/11/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26542 Activity:insanely high |
11/13 I'm dating a girl right now. At what point in your relationship
can you watch La Blue Girl with her?
\_ when you want her to leave you?
\_ I had to google this. I agree with the above unless you're dating
some really freaky girls in which case it doesn't matter and you'd
already know that. If you're dating a real girl then don't ever
let her know about your bizarre japanime pr0n fetish.
\_ what's wrong with La Blue Girl?
\_ if you have to ask it won't help to tell you.
\_ Napalm. Napalm. Napalm.
<DEAD>napalmyourgirlfriend.com<DEAD> -John
\_ Oh my god! I can't believe it's available! Must go to
dotster right away!
\_ An open minded girlfriend would not object too much to knowing
your love for that particular brand of anime, getting her to
watch is another matter. I would assume it's like getting a cat
to take a shower.
\_ Cats don't love you. This is a common misconception. Cats
are stupid and they hate you. Feed them. You are just a
large pink blob who provides smelly meat. And you don't
"get a cat to take a shower". You fool them into thinking
you're feeding them in the small tiled room, then turn
on the water. Occasional showers are just a way of letting
them know who's in charge, and showing them the "big
picture". Make sure you have a shower with a door,
though, so they can't get out. -John
\_ My cat comes running and watches every time I take
a shower, but maybe he's just insane. -chialea
\_ can I watch you take a shower, chialea?
- your #1 fan
\_ He's a man trapped in a cat's body. Has he ever
tried to have sex with you?
\_ This is true, but not of cats. It's true of women. Only
the smelly meat is more of a metaphor. Also a double-
entendre.
\_ BDG? Is that you?
\_ Wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a whole-wheat
tortilla. |
| 2002/11/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26538 Activity:insanely high |
11/13 My gf moved to NYC and I wanna send her flowers. link:www.flowers.com is too expensive. Any other alternatives? \_ look in an nyc yellow pages and call around. \_ use something like http://yp.yahoo.com and type in her zip code and order over the phone directly to the place. ask them if they are an actual store-front and not just a dispatch service.. there are lotsa those. \_ http://www.hugkiss.com/platinum/deadflower.shtml -bdg #2 \_ What's "expensive"? Sites such as http://ftd.com, http://1800flowers.com, etc. have flowers under $30 (plus $9 shipping). Don't want to go cheap on your sweetie now, do you? \_ Yeah, start dating someone local. \_ Seconded. \_ The "ayes" have it. Motion passed. OP shall start dating someone locally. \_ who? \_ Yermom. \_ putting the continent between each other is a mistake that mere floral arrangements won't countermand. \_ This depends on one's objectives... \_ uh huh. Please name a few "objectives" that can be reached when one's SO is on the other side of a large continent. \_ If your GF moved to NYC and you're in California then you need to understand that you no longer have a GF and she probably already has a new BF. She's definitely dating. If not already having sex with others it's only because she hasn't had a good second date or really great first date... yet. \_ http://www.walmart.com -- or if you want to get more specific: http://www.walmart.com/catalog/catalog.gsp?cat=79907&dept=2637&path=0%3A2637%3A79907 flowers are good price, and they arrive alive and fresh, unlike calyx and corolla and http://marthastewart.com |
| 2002/11/14 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Food/Alcohol] UID:26537 Activity:very high |
11/13 Trivia: Anybody know any references to "angel in disguise"? It could
be from music, TV, movies, just about all media. Chick offered me
dinner if I could tell her where it's from. Please help, MOTD!
\_ It's likely a bible reference lifted directly from the text.
\_ are you incapable of using google?
\_ I've Googled and STFW, but wanted to cull the collective
consciense of the CSUA. Google found Brandy songs, but that's
probably not it.
\_ http://us.imdb.com/Title?0041124
http://www.altavista.com/web/results?q=%22angels+in+disguise \
%22&kgs=0&kls=1&avkw=qtrp -John
\_ I've heard of devil in disguise
\- er is it likelt to be pop trivia or something obscure/literary.
assuming the former, probably an ELVIS reference. --psb
\_ Her big hint: elizabeth shue, angel in disguise -OP help!
\- it is a leaving las vegas thing then.
i recommend asking "isnt E. Shue the chick who played
the skanky ho who was sodomized in LLV?"
Which brings us back to ELVIS. --psb
p.s. are you an alcoholic?
\_ google using elizabeth shue? Must be some romantic
movie?
\_ Leaving Las Vegas? Yup. Romantic movie. I suggest
renting it the next time you want to get all cuddly
with your gf/bf.
\_ I'm getting lots of references to the movie the Saint
with Elisabeth Shue and Val Kilmer.
\_ What a farce: she considered Pi Beta Phi's to be Angels in Disguises
Is that a reputable sorority?
\_ Huh?
\_ there are a lot of blond people in Pi Phi - danh
\_ All this for a dinner date? She didn't even promise a BJ for this
nonsense? Dude, seriously, find another chick. Avoid mind games.
\- i dunno if it is so much the "playing games" in this case as
the choice of LLV. if i am right, you owe me some answer
lookups. --psb
\_ Nope, not LLV. Sorority girls think different. But the
audacity ... she 'spected dinner from me! One Top Dog,
coming up! Thanks for all the help, MOTD -OP.
\_ you don't really apreciate top dog till you don't have it.
-alum
\_ Or sorority chicks. -another alum
\_ I concur. Spend a few bucks more and have a real
dinner. You may not score, but isn't worth a few
bucks to find out?
\_ No. She's obviously just looking for a free meal.
Don't get used. You don't have to buy sex at Cal.
There are plenty of perfectly good chicks walking
around who will put out without the games or the
meal fees. Avoid the freebie meal mind chicks
like the plague they are.
\_ What? So you spent an extra $5 for a small
meal at an cheap place and trap the poor gal
into talking with you for the hour. Is it worth
the entertainment value? |
| 2002/11/13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26526 Activity:nil |
11/12 While I don't like complete flat chested women, I do prefer smaller
breasts. I prefer size AA over D. Is there something wrong with me?
\_ Yes, you are obviously a fag. What is size AA, btw?
\_ AA is the measurement you get when there's no difference in
the chest and bust measurement, that is, she has no boobs.
\_ y'know, the standard? Often used in remote controls.
\_ breasts caving inward? (like my HS french teacher)
\_ Maybe she had them removed due to breast cancer.
\_ You forgot to add "you asshole" on the end.
\_ Yes, there's something wrong with you. Anything else you need to
know?
\_ You're probably a latent pedophile.
\_ you're writing on the motd. you're logging into soda. Do
you need other signs? |
| 2002/11/11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26503 Activity:nil |
11/10 http://www.drmatlock.com/laserVR.htm |
| 2002/11/9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26485 Activity:high |
11/8 when it's raining and the power is out, my wife gets extra horny and
wants to make love. Does that happen to you?
\_ That's funny, your wife wants to make love to me too.
\_ yes. that must be your wife on my cellphone now.
\_ That's similar to what some phychologists predicted last year right
after the 9/11 attacks. During crisis situation people tend to
stay emotionally close and intimate. Some of them even predicted
the birth rate would rise nine months after 9/11. Don't know
whether it came true or not.
\_ Salon had an article regarding this, and they said it did come
to pass
\_ i lost my virginity on 9/12 --college student
\_ You got poked for the first time or you poked someone for the
first time?
\_ both.
\_ Kinky.
\_ You'd better hope you're always with her when the power goes out.
Where do you live????
\_ Convenient. Go flip the circuit breaker and pretend it's a
power outage.
\_ That's because with the power out she can't play everquest so she
turns to you out of sheer maddening boredom.
\_ that's mean. that's just a mean thing to say.
\_ truth hurts.
\_ And it's probably not true. More likely it's because the
lights are out, so she doesn't have to see what the OP looks
like naked.
\_ Yeah duh because the rest of the time the lights never go out
because the light switches are broken in a permanent "on"
position. It's all about Everquest and you know it. |
| 2002/11/5-6 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26419 Activity:moderate |
11/5 What oath do you have to say (or contract do you have to sign)
when you get married at city hall? I just want to know what
you're agreeing to when you get married in a completely
non-religous setting.
\_ At the Oakland City Hall there are two versions. The long version
covers oaths like "... in sickness and in health ..." and such, I
don't remember exactly. The judge said the short version is much
shorter and is nicknamed "lunch special" because it's usually used
by people who want to register quickly during lunch breaks.
\_ It's very simple. You give her all your stuff and all your money.
She takes that when you get divorced. Second, you're obligated
to pay her money for the rest of her life. In return, you get
the privilege of fucking her now and then, until she decides she
doesn't want you but would rather fuck your best friend,
and you go back to wanking.
\_ no i go back to yermom.
\_ mmm... prenup.
\_ I've heard prenups are hard to enforce in California
\_ mmm... no-fault divorce...
\_ Where are you, BDG? -- BDG #12 fan
\_ With divorce rates in the ~50% amongst Americans, I'm curious how
you can even bring yourselves to utter the words "... till death
do us apart."
\_ Or part, for that matter.
\_ More so with a prenup. "I love you for all my life ... but I
don't trust you with my wallet."
\_ The problem is not the divorce rate per se but too many getting
married who shouldn't be. To you married folks, go look at your
SO and see if you can honestly say you still want to be with this
person for the rest of your life. No? Get it over with now
while you still have time to correct your youthful error.
\_ what brilliant advice! I'll go consult a lawyer right now!
\_ laugh now monkey boy. youll be crying when you look
back at how many years you wasted with someone you knew
wasn't right. |
| 2002/11/1-2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26376 Activity:very high |
10/31 At what point in your relationship do you stop having sex marathon?
For me, it's 1 year.
\_ For me it was when we broke up after 2 years.
\_ define marathon: more than twice a day? more than 6 hours straight?
\_ 26.2 miles.
\_ If you need help defining it you haven't had it so don't worry
about it. In your case the answer is "the moment we met".
\_ if you insult someone because they demand decent definitions,
you are an idiot who needs to take more real math courses.
i've had sex for more than 12 hours straight on several
occasions, which is beside the point. when you argue about
something without defining your terms what you are is
an idiot.
\_ I agree. Anyone who's taken a debate class, for instance,
would know this as well.
\_ You're both idiots. No one is arguing about whatever
the hell you're trying to talk about. Basic reading
comprehension would help. Go back and read the OP and
see that you're just stupid. Or you could ask your
debate class teacher if being a pedantic twit is the
way to get laid. While you're at it, look up priapism.
It is considered a medical defect that needs curing not
a sexual bonus. I define 'idiot' as a motd posting twit
who got slammed on the motd who turns to "debate class"
definitions to try to save face. Idiot.
\_ how do you know the dude has/had a priapism? just
because you do, don't bring him down with you.
\_ Once she's been successfully impregnated.
\_ Successfully? Or accidentally?
\_ There's a theory that says 6+ months without child -> loss of sexual
attraction. I'm a pretty big believer in that but with me it is also
been consistently closer to 1 year than six months. I've never had
a child so I can't speak to that, though I suspect that part only
applies to females and that males are doomed after a year in any
event. This is also a good reason not to get married to a person
you have only known for 3 months; after you stop wanting to have
non-stop sex with them, you have to be able to Deal. -31852219
\_ Doesn't the presence of children actually depress the sex drive?
\_ ehn. breast feeding is a "natural contraceptive" but i think
the presence of children depresses sex drive by inducing
stress. Also "child" above should say "pregnancy", obviously
no one gets a child in the first 6 months. -31852219
\_ It is certainly possible though (and almost certain for most
males) that a sex attraction simply drops after x months
regardless of the circumstances. Wish I could find the
article that linked it to lack of pregnancy though.-31852219
\_ Deal what?
\_ Deal Cards. (deal with the spouse, you know or the divorce)
\_ Speaking of which, there's an important voice we have not
heard on the topic yet...
\_ not really. we all know what he's going to say...
\_ maybe he's now a happy married guy (<6months)?
\_ I always knew a kind woman would prove his world
view wrong sooner or later.
\_ I dunno, man. he seems awful happy wallowing
in his self-pity.
\_ You just wait until it happens to you. TBGH!
\_ The Bitter Gay Ho?
\_ nah, see -- I don't believe in marriage.
never have, never will. and where my
non-belief in marriage ends, my belief
in a good pre-nup begins. |
| 2002/11/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26373 Activity:very high |
10/31 What do people do when you have to do a #2 during sex?
Do you hold it in? It sucks when your penis says
"yeah, sex!" and the butt says "I gotta go!" and my brain says
"Shut up, butt! Keep going penis!"
\_ I have never had this problem.
\_ It's alright. You (probably) won't be a virgin your
_whole_ life...
\_ I was originally going to say "I have had sex many hundreds,
if not thousands of times and I have never had this problem,"
but I decided that I would probably be accused of boasting.
In any case, I have had lots of sex and this has never been
a problem for me. I guess that I am so interested in the
sex that I don't think about much of anything else. If you
shoot your wad, then go to the bathroom, then come back for
more, no one is going to think less of you.
\_ depends on how long you stay in the bathroom.
\_ Hi eli!
\_ Never had this problem, but had it with #1. It's a good way to have
marathon sex if you don't mind your bladder exploding.
\_ I don't hold it in. I let it kind of seep out everywhere.
\_ Your grandma usually asks me to lay a big steamy loaf on her
naked chest |
| 2002/10/31-11/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26368 Activity:insanely high |
10/30 Have you ever had a relationship, gone to being "friends", and
then gone back to relationship status? Or heard of anyone you
know having done this?
\_ This is called being a "fuck buddy".
\_ I'm sure this happens.
\_ Yes, and dear god was it a mistake. There is a reason you broke
up in the first place.
\_ what if they mostly were her reasons, not mine? also she's hot.
\_ It happens and it can last longer than the initial
relationship, especially if said relationship was done in
by time-dependent circumstances (e.g. long distance,
not over someone else, immaturity). The naysayers are
right in one sense though: Make sure it's official if
that's what you want.
\_ Then fuck her if you feel like it but you're not in a real
relationship anymore and should always put her last behind
absolutely everyone and everything else.
\_ And post pics.
\_ I second this.
\_ How about breaking up, becoming friends, and then sleeping
with them once in a while?
\_ Fuck buddies.
\_ aaron and lila?
\_ I know nothing about aaron and lila. I was only
providing the name for what that person was talking
about: fuck buddies.
\_ you don't have to break up first to be fuck buddies.
\_ you're not serious. --aaron
\_ hey man, i don't know him, but he sounds serious
to me. -- some random dude
\_ As long as it's mutually agreed that there's no attachment
but rather just simply sleeping together then it would be
okay. But IME there aren't too any women who can promise
that they won't develop a certain kind of attachment. There
ARE some, but like I said, not many. I wish you luck.
\_ what does sleeping together have anything to do
with emotional attachment? Does that mean if I
jackoff to a porn star I will start loving her or
if I sleep with the hooker we'll both become
emotionally attached? Your logic makes very little
sense.
\_ I said I was talking about the girl, you idiot.
And notice I said SOME. Stop generalizing and
read the comments more carefully.
\_ johns become emotionally attached to hookers
all the time.
\_ Get lost, it's meaningful. Kandee is
a really nice girl. -John
\_ Strawman. He didn't say either of them was
getting off alone to a screen pic or movie.
They're having sex. Maybe you're not a strawman
bashing troll but a poor sad pathetic motd virgin
who really honestly believes getting off to a
porn star or paying a hooker is the same as
having sex with your ex-gf? I pity you.
\_ In my experience it is more likely that the guy will
have difficulties staying emotionally unattached. Maybe
it is me and my friends though, we tend toward the
SNAG types.
\_ You mean you associate putting your penis into a
woman's vagina for a few minutes a week with the
emotional commitment required for a LTR? Check. |
| 2002/10/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26353 Activity:insanely high |
10/28 I'm trying to make Tiramisu cake (yes, to impress a girl). Does
anyone have a favorite recipe to follow that's fairly idiot-proof?
There's a ton on the web that are either dauntingly complicated
or seem kind of unauthentic (lack of rum is a dead giveaway).
\_ As OP, this is my first post since the original. What's so
funny is that my original question was only about Tiramisu
but I just threw that "to impress a girl" thing just because
I was curious about how many morons in CSUA would try to insult
me about how I was only trying to get laid. Fact is, I'm only
trying to make something for a Halloween potluck. That's it.
But since all of you seem to have all these "how to get laid"
theories, troll away. By the way, thanks rory for actually
giving useful advice.-OP
\_ she must be either very very fine or has very large tits.
\_ You could pick something easier than Tiramisu that would
still be impressive. Any reason that it has to be tiramisu?
\_ This guy should stick to Bundt cake, especially the kind made
from mix. --dim
\_ I know a good recipe for that.
\_ I love the instant cake-in-a-box stuff. By the time I'm
done mixing there isn't enough to bother baking it, so I
don't. Yum!
\_ Just buy one from Stella's in North Beach. Tiramisu is complicated.
\_ Good to see romance alive and well.
\_ What, North Beach isn't romantic enough for you???
\_ Romance? Get over it. He just wants sex for the first time.
\_ dear desperate, u still trying to steal someone else's girlfriend?
\_ funny you should ask... I just made some for a pot luck on Sat. I
used this recipe, with a friend. It was slightly too complicated
and easy to mess up... but might be a good one to use:
http://www.foodtv.com/foodtv/recipe/0,6255,5396,00.html
In general, the tricky/important things are to get the lady fingers
of crap isn't important. Make her read scripture from
well-soaked but not too soggy, and to get the marscapone creamy
of crap isn't important. Make her read Scripture from
Free Republic while I pee on her, yelling "House
on fire, house on fire!" like I do. What the hell exactly are you
trying to do with this girl?
and fluffy. Also, get some good dark chocolate and grate it on top.
My friend has a better (read: easier to make well) recipe that you
can try. mail me if you want me to find it... or if you just have
questions in general. - rory
\_ I can't believe the silly things people do while dating!
\_ Lots of Rum. Make her drunk.
\_ Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
\_ Beer is queer, but wine is fine.
\_ Dude, as if. This is *not* going to impress a girl. If you want
to get laid, you're trying too hard. If you want a LTR, this sort
of crap isn't important. What the hell exactly are you trying to
do with this girl?
\_ Hear hear. Cooking to impress a girl is a one-shot gimmick
\_ I disagree. Every woman is different, but reading from
the Free Republic website is likely to turn her off.
Use something sexier, like the Intel TTL.
with limited appeal. If you want to do something for her,
find out what she needs to get done and help her
\_ I disagree... all the girls I know are really impressed by
cooking. I mean, if you're a loser, the girl is not going to
like you... but if she's interested, and you make her a nice
elaborate meal, she'll be really impressed, flattered, etc.
\_ I also disagree. Chicks are superficial and are more easilly
impressed by flashy, but meaningless gestures. Doing
something that she really needs done would be a waste of time.
\_ Having to put that much effort in is a sure sign you
are a rookie. A true pimp daddy would not resort to baked
goods. -ax
\_ To the above desperate geeks who think cooking is cool: I say
again that you don't need to put in that kind of effort if all
you want is sex. If you want a LTR you're either scamming her
with your one shot gimmick because you'll never cook for her
again *or* you'll be doing lots of 'special cooking' events for
her forever which is way more hassle than it could possibly be
worth if you don't enjoy cooking. So maybe your ditzy chick is
is impressed? So fucking what? It still matters what your goal
is. You guys need to figure out what you want and keep your eye
on your goals and less time wasted on random acts of impressive
cooking feats. 1) decide what you want from her, 2) do stuff
that will lead to #1 with minimal effort, 3) success. If step 2
is requiring too much effort, such as making tiramisu just to
get laid then find another chick; you're wasting your time on
some super high maintenance bimbo.
\_ yeah listen to the man. go to thailand or the phillipines
and get some desperate chick who will worship you. get her
tested first though. and don't let her out of the house.
she might get uppity.
\_ or better yet... Russia! I hear they have trips for
$1-2K. That should be easily affordable by any young
employed programmer. Bring a bride home and never
cook again!
http://www.russianbrides.com
\_ The man didn't tell you to buy a bride. He told you to
stop being a pussyboy who works way too hard at getting
laid with all the bullshit cooking crap. My bed was warm
all through college without any of this begging and trying
to impress the bimbo stuff. OP, ask yourself this key
question: wtf is *she* doing to impress *you*? Nothing
but be born with big tits I'd bet. You're getting off on
the wrong foot by putting yourself in the weak position
from the get-go. You've already lost. Try again with
another one since you fucked this one up so badly. |
| 2002/10/21-22 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Media] UID:26265 Activity:low |
10/21 Next two movies you need to rent, "Bully" and "Series 7: The
Contenders". Not good date movies unless your date is 'different'.
\_ what are you talking about? These are great date movies!
About on a par with Mullholland Drive.
\_ Well ya, if you're only dating soda chicks or asians over 35 so
it doesn't matter what they think. |
| 2002/10/18 [Health/Women, Recreation/Dating] UID:26252 Activity:high |
10/17 Whats wrong with you guys. ALL women turn into ugly prunes by 35.
It's not just Asian women. If anything blond women age faster.
\_ Black women don't get wrinkles until much later.
\_ No. There are lots of hot women of other races over 35. There are
no asian women over 35 who aren't stomach turners. With non-asians
the rate drops but never hits zero. Asians: 35+ = zero hotties.
\_ troll. I know plenty of asian women over 35 who are
still cute. Plenty of asian MILFs out there.
\_ Not a troll and not my fault if you have really low
standards. MILF, indeed. Unlikely. Maybe you know 1 if
you're lucky or blind.
\_ Maybe he has a fetish for shrivelled prunes.
\_ What's MILF? Thx.
\_ Multiple Independently-targeted Linear Firearm
\_ Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Basically one of those 35+ y/old
moms of your friend(s) who had a child at a young age and
is still fuckable and at age < 20 you have the fantasy
that she's "in reach".
\_ Moro Islamic Liberation Front:
http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/milf.htm
\_ from the movie "American Pie". MILF -> Mom I'd Like to
Fuck. Although I don't know why for some reason op thinks
35+ automatically implies motherhood.
\_ It is *not* from the movie. no more than hollywood
invented any of a million other things. The OP didn't
say 35+ implies motherhood, someone later did.
\_ I only know of one over-35 hot Asian woman. She's an HR
director here. She looks 35-40. She has an okay face, but
her body is very hot, something like 5'2" 32D-21-33. Of
course these are only my visual estimates. I wouldn't know
her actual figures. Looking at her is a treat, especially
when she's working out. This is the only one I know in real
life. Every other one is not worth looking at or is worth not
looking at.
\_ BINGO! We have a winner! This is exactly my point. The
rare few that exist occur so infrequently as to be hottie
mutants or something. I work in SF so you'd think I might
see a few. Maybe there's been 1 every 6 months that I've
seen on the street, in a restaurant or BART. Maybe 1.
\_ Um, that sounds like my stepmom, but she's 46.
And HR VP, not director.
\_ What a lucky guy your dad is! |
| 2002/10/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26242 Activity:high |
10/17 http://angryasianman.com \_ yes I'm angry, I'm angry that white women prefer white guys. Why can't they see the softer, gentler side of Asian men? Why do they prefer the brawn over the brain? -angryasianman \_ ??? The website does not make any Hoyt Sze-style diatribes about Asian women dating white guys. Or are you just trolling? \_ It's because of our small penises, isn't it? \_ doesn't it piss you off that asian chicks date big dumb white guys or non-asian-ethnic guys rather than stick with asian men? \_ CHOTO PEE PEE! CHOTO PEE PEE! \_ The problem with asian chicks: ever seen a hot 35+ y/old asian woman? Me either. It's like aliens steal them at age 34 or something. \_ Do you know many in the 35-40 group? I spent a week hitting on my beijing tour guide until I found she was married, had a kid and was 36. Stop looking in geek hangouts - go out to 10ks. \_ you mispelled "h07". \_ Dammit! I guess that means the hot admin in my bldg will be disappearing within a year. \_ Post the job opening! \_ Michelle Yeoh is 40. I don't know if she's "hot", but she's attractive. \_ Not fake Hollywood crap. Real women that you can actually see walking around in real life. Don't post your favorite jerk off h07 chick list from Hollywood's makeup and fake camera angles & lighting pits. No hot asian women. They all turn into these ugly shriveled prune people at ~35. Good to date young, but don't marry one. \_ On the other hand I've seen in real live many more 200lb+ white and black women than 200lb+ Asian women. \_ there's probably a few on soda. \_ the asisn ones get hidden by their families out of shame and family pride. or sold off as fish bait \_ True, but that's ducking the point. \_ Kelly Hu \_ How old? \_ 35 |
| 2002/10/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26237 Activity:high |
10/17 Woman accused of biting husband to death after he refused sex
http://csua.org/u/419 <DEAD>--sfgate.com<DEAD> -urld
\- has someone written
a cmdline tool that
will return shornted urls?
like this:
# shortenurl <RET>
<paste in long url>
^D
<returns short url>
or "cat|echo" | shorturl ...
ok tnx. --psb
\_ I haven't, but that's
a great idea. -urld
\_ ~geordan/bin/u
I wrote it in about
five minutes, so let
me know all about all
the crappy bugs in
it. -geordan
\- yes ok good,
but i suggested the
first example to
avoid the hassle of
quoting and backslashing.
and worrying about CR.
--psb
\_ Okay, it'll take
urls either on the
commandline or
from stdin.
-geordan
\- ok good job.
might want to
rename to say
"udo". i alias
u to uptime.
ok tnx. --psb
Symlinked for your convenience. -geordan _/
Rad program! -urld. _/
\_ Would you want to have sex with her?
\_ Better than biting him to death after sex like a spider. |
| 2002/10/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26201 Activity:very high |
10/15 What happened to that lame post about the guy meeting some cute girl
at the bank? I was excited to read the flames that were going to
ensue.
\_ I didn't see it, but I bet it probably got nuked by some guy
who didn't want women to think all guys are that lame.
\_ but all guys are that lame. -guy
\_ only until around 26-28 years old, on avg. by then
you're supposed to realize that hitting on chicks whose
job is to be nice to you is just really lame.
\_ hah! the chicks at the bank last time I was in were
completely apathetic until they pulled up my account.
\_ Ah, a Wells Fargo customer. |
| 2002/10/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26196 Activity:nil |
10/15 I just went to the BofA branch at Foster City for the first time. One
of the tellers there was very cute! Unfortunately I didn't get to
talk to her cuz I ended up at the counter next to hers with a not-cute
teller. Gotta go there more often. |
| 2002/10/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26143 Activity:kinda low |
10/10 what is the etymology of the word "poon tang"? i couldn't find it
in any dictionaries. it sounds like a loan word from some asian
language. does anyone know?
\_ From OED : poontang, n.
Also poon tang and with capital initial(s).
[Prob. ad. Fr. putain prostitute.]
Sexual intercourse, sex; women collectively, or a woman,
regarded as a means of sexual gratification. Also attrib.
Hence as v. intr., to copulate.
\_ thanks! i was right about the loan word part, wrong about
origin...
\_ Don't forget, Vietnam was a French colony.
\_ Bah. The slang was in use before then. Based out of
New Orleans/Louisiana. |
| 2002/10/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26142 Activity:very high |
Marriage poll,
HAPPY:
1 year:
3 year:..
5 year:
~7 year: .
10 year:
UNHAPPY:
1 year:
5 year: .
10 year:
I respectfully excercise my 1st amendment right to disagree with you
all... again.
\_ why is it that other people's wife always look prettier?
\_ Why is it that other people's wives always have nicer tits?
\_ You're wrong.
\_ How much do you want to bet this is one of those gun-luvin Simon voters?
\_ You couldn't be more wrong. If I didn't have a gun, the King of England
could just march in here and start pushing you around. Do you want that?
Do you?
\_ And what's wrong with that? Next time there's a riot in your town
see how great waiting-periods, trigger-locks, and other half-baked
"safety" measures work.
\_ Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're
manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals,
such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel.
\_ Cain't let thim varmints get away with it! Yuh just cain't!
\_ i have an uncle who sounds like you, only not joking.
\_ Scary shit, man. Where's he from?
\_ michigan. |
| 2002/10/6-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26116 Activity:high |
nn10/6 Wow... this is almost as pathetic as the Woz guy. If any of you know
this Nathan guy, do him a favor and *dont* hook these two back up!
http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/eby/mis/6065012.html
\- is this for real or a potential way to embarass someone by either
"outing" the person or saying someone who isnt gay is gay? --psb
\_ I think op is assuming the craigslist poster is female.
\_ A reasonable guess, considering the above ad is W4M...
\_ Where'd you get the idea the post was from a man? It's clearly
some psycho chick looking for her ex-bf.
\_ I am not psycho! I love him! I mean, er... she loves him. |
| 2002/10/5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26111 Activity:moderate |
10/5 Any easy ways to ignore namespaces in gcc 3.2, that is to make std::
part of :: without having to do invasive changes to your code?
\_ "using namespace std;" ?
\_ This falls down because hash_* is in __gnu_cxx. I tried making
another namespace, putting 'using namespace std; using namespace
__gnu_cxx;', and then using that namespace but that didn't work
either. Sorry for not mentioning this earlier.
\_ using namespace __gnu_cxx;
using namespace std;
alternatively:
namespace std
{
using namespace __gnu_cxx;
}
using namespace std;
\_ why do you want to do this? |
| 2002/10/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26099 Activity:nil |
10/3 http://asia.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/east/03/12/hongkong.sex.01/index.html \_ Have you ever seen the way they dress and carry themselves? Ugh -ABC |
| 2002/10/4 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Disease/General] UID:26095 Activity:very high |
10/3 Watching a Nicole Kidman movie right now which only reminds me that
Tom Cruise must be gay.
\_ he's probably too busy taking vitamins, sitting in saunas,
and giving all his money away down at the local dianetics
org. mabye his masters at scientology headquarters told
org. maybe his masters at scientology headquarters told
him she was in league with xenu.
\_ This is no laughing matter. Kidman is not a scientologist and
did not wish to convert. I am guessing Cruise received a
lot of pressure from the Church of Scientology that likely
influenced his decision.
\_ i'm not laughing. i've tangled with these motherfuckers
personally, and had to leave where i used to live
because the whole building was controlled by them,
and we were being threatened by them.
posting anything containing the word "xenu" increases the
number of poeple who will find out the truth, and helps
stop the spread of this social cancer.
personally, and had to leave where i used to live because
the whole building was controlled by them, and we were being
threatened by them. posting anything containing the word
"xenu" increases the number of poeple who will find out the
truth, and helps stop the spread of this social cancer.
i urge evryone to google search scientology, xenu, and to
read the recent Time magazine article about them(it's online.)
\_ Check out http://clambake.org for good information.
\_ They've got money, lawyers, blackmailable confessions on
almost everyone in their organization, and copyright law
on their side. Not nice folks.
\_ he just wanted to make love to her tush.
\_ actually, he just wanted her to make love to his tush.
\_ Url?
\_ How can give up NK for that skank he's with now? It's a crime.
\_ that skank is still an upgrade from Mrs. Cruise version 2.
\_ Why? You actually think NK is pretty in any way? You actually
liked Moulin Rouge?
\_ Didn't see MR. NK is very hot.
\_ Agree. She looks like she'd be very fun with the angry sex
thing. Which may be why TC broke up with her. To get her mad.
\_ where's tawei these days?
\_ what does he have to do with any of this?
\_ Isn't he dating Nicole these days?
\_ Shockingly, the degree to which your partner is decorative is
not one of the prime factors in the success of a relationship.
\_ XENU! |
| 2002/10/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26088 Activity:insanely high |
10/3 For a while now I've noticed that my friend's hamster looks at me.
She's very attractive and I thought it was just innocent flirting;
so I played along. This flirtatious behavior culminated last night.
During dinner I was sitting on her left and my friend was sitting on
her right. Our legs innocently touched underneath the table. I was
expecting her to pull away, but she didn't. I was wearing shorts and
she was wearing a skirt. We didn't start rubbing our legs or anything
like that. It was a simple and soft touch. That was one of the most
erotic moments in my life. I think she felt it too. I keep playing
the entire scene over and over again in my head. This is driving me
crazy!
\_ For a while now I've noticed that my friend's mom looks at me......
\_ Dear Mrs. Robinson.
\_ Grow up.
\_ Get laid.
\_ why is it that other people's wife always look prettier?
\_ And what a culmination it was.
\_ How did you get up from the dining table with that hard-on?
\_ why is it that other people's mom always look prettier?
\_ why is it that other people's wife always look prettier?
\_ grass, other side.
\_ wife != mom.
\_ The original post was altered.
\_ You were wearing shorts at dinner?
wife* on her left?
\_ maybe her left leg was paralyzed.
\_ maybe the surgical pins in your leg and her leg have become
magnetized at opposite charges.
\_ She accidentally touched your leg?! Yeah, she wants you.
\_ You had it all planned out, didn't you? Why didn't you sit next
mom* on her left?
to your friend on his right, but instead sit next to *your friend's
wife* on her left?
\_ subconscious
\_ wife != mom. Maybe in *your* family!
\_ congratulations. you were trolled.
\_ congratulations. you have no sense of humor.
\_ Nice try. No cookie.
\_ What are her measurements?
\_ picsP
\_ The next time your'e alone with her show her your penis... maybe
pretend your fly is open or something. Try to rub it on her.
\_ http://www.thestranger.com/current/city2.html
\_ A good run. This was a bit obvious but you hauled in a good catch.
I hereby dub thee, Sir Troll du Cookie!
\_ Dude, I did yermom! |
| 2002/9/30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:26057 Activity:nil |
9/30 http://www.asianguy.com/personals \_ http://www.gropedasians.com |
| 2002/9/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25997 Activity:high |
9/24 I turned away better looking women than this. What blind idiots
decided this ugly honker waving chick was Miss America quality?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/020923/168/2b3bl.html
\_ dont you know? its not looks, its the talent competition!!
\_ no, it's all about world peace.
\_ no, it's alla bout inner values. -John |
| 2002/9/24 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic] UID:25991 Activity:very high |
9/23 Normally, are guys supposed/allowed to go to bridal showers? And, is
one supposed to give a gift at the bridal shower and then another one
at the wedding ceremony, only at the bridal shower, only at the wedding
ceremony, or something else? Usually, what kind of gifts are
appropriate at the bridal shower and at the wedding ceremony?
\_ Dude, look, it all comes down to "weddings are for women". Period.
The rest is bullshit. Avoid it as much as humanly possible.
\_ BDG!!!!! Where art thou!!! -your most loyal fan
\_ I applaud you for not saying "wherefore".
\_ Just as the poor hapless accused were never allowed into the
closed door deliberations of the cardinals overseeing the
inquisition, men are never allowed into the clossed door
sessions known as bridal showers. These are activities where
women gather together to share the torture techniques they have
honed through the ages.
In any case, as a man the OP should not participate in the
undoing of a fellow man. But if you (OP) truly wish to give
a gift, then give the gift of life to your fellow man by
preventing this marriage and the living hell that will follow
it.
\_ Thank you for coming through. Keep the faith bro!
-BDG's #1 fan
\_ If I can save one other soul from the eighth hell of
marriage then the suffering that was my married life
will have been worth it.
\_ Gifts are NEVER appropriate at the wedding ceremony. - Miss Manners
\_ Guys do not go to bridal showers. Gifts should be mailed to the
couple after the wedding. -tom
\_ What?! It doesn't really have to be after the wedding does
it? I'm about to mail mine to the couple, 3 weeks before
the wedding. Should I put off on it?
\_ It should be after the wedding--what if the wedding doesn't
happen?
\_ Not really. It's more a hassle thing is how I've heard it. You
send them after the wedding so the couple doesn't have to cope
with the presents (and returning of said presents for cash)
while simultaneously preparing for the ceremony.
\_ Ideally someone else is taking care of the presents (best
man, maid of honor, co-ordinator). Even sending them after
the wedding has its problems (ie. long honeymoon, both
working, delivery trouble). 'Sup to the couple to let
folks know if one method is preferable.
P.s., co-ed bridal showers are beginning to happen. I've been
to one. -- guy
\_ It's a new way to torture guys. Like the baby shower thing.
\_ hapless twinks - they are given at the reception after ceremony
\_ not according to Miss Manners. -tom
\_ ceremony != reception twink
\_ Miss Manners explicitly says that presents should
be mailed to the couple afterwards, seeing as how
they are supposed to be heading off on a honeymoon
and they probably didn't bring a U-Haul to transport
all the gifts home from the reception. -tom
\_ umm. that's what the bride's maids, best men,
and close relatives are for. Who's goign to stay
at home and wait for packages to arrive? are they
going to leave valuables on your doorstep until
your honeymooon is over. That's stupid. Miss Manners
is a liberal bitch.
\_ I've seen her called many things, but never
"liberal".
\_ She's about common sense and treating people
with due respect, no more and no less.
\_ That sounds suspiciously like something
a liberal would say.
\_ Say what? MM is great. No one here is
less liberal than me.
\_ Chinese usually do it this way.
\_ Chinese usually give hongbaos (or angbaos). |
| 2002/9/24-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25989 Activity:insanely high |
9/24 What about gals (straight ones)? Are they supposed/allowed to go to
bachelor parties? What if these are not not sex/etc. ones?
\_ No, they're not. Why this insistence on breaking very simple and
easy to understand traditions? It is a *good* thing for a guy to
have a chance to spend some time with his buddies before his whole
life changes. It is an equally good thing for the woman to do the
same with her girlfriends. Men to go men things. Women go to
same with her girlfriends. Men go to men things. Women go to
women things. The two shall not mix. There's *tons* of mixed and
couples only social events after marriage.
\_ It's a bachelor party, let the bachelor decide.
\_ Bachelor parties are vile and cruel events akin to the last
mean given to convicts on death row. What would you like to
eat they ask, while everyone knows that in a few short hours
it will be "off with his head". At least on death row you
know that in a few short hours you will be free from prison,
in marriage there is no hope of reprieve or parole or execution,
just a long unbearable unspeakable torture that ends only
in death, which is longed for but never comes quickly enough.
All men should strive to prevent the cruel subjugation of thier
brothers.
\_ bdg, it's you, you're back! i missed you! - bdg #47 fan
\_ That wasn't BDG. BDG is "D"ivorced. The above thinks
marriage is til death do you part.
\_ HINT: Alimony. Divorce is not the end of marriage.
Marriage: Buy now pay FOREVER!
\_ FACT: There's no one getting alimony in CA anymore.
Child support, yes, alimony, forget it. Get a job.
\_ Hi. I know someone living in CA who is getting
alimony. She got it very recently (last few years).
You are full of shit. Go stick your FACTS up your
ASS.
\_ Bullshit alert. Thank you for playing.
\_ Sign your name and I ll e-mail you.
\_ Not all of us live in CA.
\_ So get divorced in Kentucky next time. This host,
this org, and the vast majority of the people are
all in CA. Excuuuuuse me for being so unfairly
California-centric. Whatever.
\_ So you mean... stop weddings?
\_ Stop marriages. Stop weddings. End the suffering of
your fellow man.
\_ become a professional homewrecker? where do i sign up?
\_ Check the personals for people looking for "discrete"
relationships.
\_ People choose to get married. Prisoners do not choose the
death penalty. Your analogy sucks.
\_ They chose it when they killed someone or often several
someones in cold blood. Your typical DR inmate isn't human.
\_ The point is that the analogy makes the person getting
married seem like the hapless victim but they choose
to get married.
\_ My point is that the convict and the marriage person
*both* made their choices and have to live with them.
Prisoners choose the death penalty. Men choose to get
married. Neither is a hapless victim. |
| 2002/9/21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25968 Activity:high |
9/19 Why do blond women age faster?
\_ They also tend to use makeup and such starting at an earlier age,
which accelerates the deteoration of their skin.
\_ Bullshit. Where do you get your stats that say light haired
chicks use makeup at an earlier age? What a load of crap.
\_ Effects of the sun.
\_ Effects of my big black cock
\_ Perhaps you should think about washing it every so often.
\_ Who says so?
\_ Men who like women.
\_ blond women have lighter skin, which is more vulnerable to UV.
\_ blonde and white people are genetically inferior, that's why.
\_ no cookie.
\_ because blondes have more fun?
\_ genetics and dry skin
\_ Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot.
\_ Nicole Kidman is still hot. MP? In your "h0t yerm0m" dreams. |
| 2002/9/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25902 Activity:very high |
9/16 To the guy who had a date on Saturday night with that H0t A41@@n chik
What's an Aaian? _/
(sic) on craigslist, how did it turn out?
\_ Learn to spell, its H07 4ZN CH1K ! H0t A41@n chik.
\_ Or H07 42N CH1X0R.
\_ Well either way, I also want to know. --!OP
\_ "the guy" was pulling your leg, most likely. His hottest date
was probably his CRT.
\_ "the guy" was pulling your leg, most likely. His hottest
date was probably his CRT.
\_ Probably but that just means he's a loser. She was
totally worth a shot. Near zero effort, no risk, high
gain. Yet another big strikeout for soda's 'men'.
\_ No argument from me. I'm already in a situation I'm
happy with, myself, or else I might have tried my
luck. Then at least one can say.
\_ You actually thought that was a real woman?
\_ Child, I've dated off of craig's list. They were
all the real thing.
\_ what's craig's list?
\_ Uh oh, here come the "there are no real women on
the net" trolls. Son, there *are* real women on
the net. You won't find them on any of your
bookmarked pr0n sites.
\_ It was fun, but I don't think we will be doing it again. |
| 2002/9/12-13 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25864 Activity:high |
9/12 Free pics of Kaoru, to be compared with the H0t A41@n chik (sic)
yesterday. You be the judge.
http://www2.justnet.ne.jp/~bijin_c/en_gallerye.htm
\_ the other girl was cuter.
\_ Cuter and not air brushed or photoshopped.
\_ Hi, I am hot Asian girl looking for cute guys to chat online
/tmp/ChatRoomRealityCheck.jpg -John
[reposting for John because I think it's funny]
\_ Whoah, I have #1 fan?
\_ That's disgusting.
\_ Reposting the chick's pic: http://profiles.yahoo.com/makikoinsf
\_ can anyone posts the craigslist link?
\_ http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/eby/w4m/5642479.html
\_ Just curious, did any of you try to contact her?
\_ Someone said he set up a date already for Saturday night.
\_ everybody please imagine a picture of a soda geek
showing up for a date expecting a hot asian cutie and
wound up getting sodomized by the big fat white guy
in the above picture.
\_ everybody please imagine the one soda geek who got off
his fat ass and made a real effort to meet someone
somewhere other than h0zerchat and actually meets a real
chick and actually gets laid. or gee, maybe meets an
average looking chick and actually gets laid. in the
meantime you're sitting here imagining geeks having hot
man sex with the big fat white guy from the picture
above.
\_ I'm trying... I just can't do it. |
| 2002/9/11-12 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Japan] UID:25846 Activity:insanely high |
9/11 H0t A41@n chik wants YOU!
\_ D00D U N33D 4 B373R 5P3111NG CH3CK3R! 175 5P3113D H07
4ZN CH1K! not H0t A41@N chik.
http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/eby/w4m/5642479.html
\_ H0t? Not really. http://profiles.yahoo.com/makikoinsf
\_ I don't know... that's pretty hot to me.
\_ Are foreign students from Japan able to write English like "if
things click"?
\_ yeah, me too, what the hell are your standards? And if
if you wonder why you are still single, well, stop.
\_ I'd qualify her as very cute, rather than hot
\_ agreed -2nd OP
\_ what's wrong with you people? she has almost no
female attributes. No hips, no tits. Relentlessly
average face and skeletal arms & legs. bah.
\_ That picture looks suspect, like it's a picture of some
model or something.
\_ How do you know that she's not a model?
\_ Fair enough.
\_ better looking than most japanese women.
\_ Looks pretty hot to me. But are foreign students from Japan able
to write informal English like "if things click"? Maybe it's a
hoax.
\_ They can if they have coaching. My ex teaches Japanese right
now and she certainly could have taught them such slang.
\_ Too scrawny. How do you know that's really her?
\_ Just curious, is the same person posting all of the
craigslist personals?
\_ It's a hoax. The photo is professional, scanned from some magazine
or taken from a web site. That's a new way of collecting email
addresses so that you get on some match making or personals
web site. Seriously. Do you think women that look like that
need to look for desperate, geeky guys on the internet?
\_ That's not a professional photo. If you've paid a so-called
professional photographer for pics with such mediocre quality,
then post your email and I'll get you the info for a *real*
professional friend of mine who takes *real* pictures. I was on
the high school year book staff and we took photos of similar
quality. You also don't know much about Japanese chicks....
\_ you are SUCH a total nerd. "I was on high school year book!"
tell us about your mathlete scores!!!!
\_ missing the point, duh. try again. don't make me send
your sorry ass back to english-for-engineers.
\_ I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that photo is a Japanese
model named Karou (sp?)... do a web search for some photos.
\_ You can really tell one skinny random chick from another based
on 1 photo on yahoo?
\_ be sure to give a full report later, private.
\_ here... you be the judge:
http://www.asianarray.com/local/model/Kaoru
\_ login & password please ;)
\_ not even close. do all asians look alike to you?
\_ Haha while all you losers were doubting her existence, I set up
a date already for Saturday night.
\_ be sure to give a full report later, Private.
\_ If he's still alive.
\_ OK stud, and you are?
\_ I'm laughing at you. I felt you should know that.
\_ Hi, I am hot Asian girl looking for cute guys to chat online
/tmp/ChatRoomRealityCheck.jpg -John
\_ I think I'm going to spew. |
| 2002/9/10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25838 Activity:very high |
9/10 My manager got flowers from her husband today for "being really really
good". Listening in on her phone call they had their first three way
last night. She's really hot. She's made a few comments about me in
*that* way. What should I do?
\_ Get a grip. She's your boss.
\_ I envy you!!! If I were you, I'd definitely go for it if it's her
and me only. But no thanks if it's a threesome with her husband.
BTW how is she hot?
As for inappropriate relationships at work, I think she'll be in
bigger trouble than you are since she's the superior one. So I
wouldn't worry too mich. BTW how is she hot?
\_ Don't pass up an oppurtunity such as this. Sue her for sexual
harassment.
\_ You can't successfully sue anyone for some random comments.
You'll get laughed out of court *and* lose your job.
\_ *pshaw* No lawyer in their right mind would take the case.
\_ Sexual harrassment is very hard to prove. You need to establish
an ongoing pattern of incidents and prove you felt your job was
at risk because of said harrassment.
\_ How about some "entrapment"?
\_ I doubt she's an FBI agent or local police. |
| 2002/9/6-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25791 Activity:very high |
9/6 One woman's search for true love OR How I fucked up my life by never
really knowing what I needed:
http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/mis/5564055.html
\_ hahahaha anyone gonna go in for the easy nookie?
\_ Look out cragislist, here comes the CSUA.
\_ That is, if someone has a big dick.
\_ What did she do between 31 and 40? Any kids?
I wonder what her next post after 40 will say.
No guys with big dicks want a 40 year old chick.
\_ Sure they do. If they are 40. Or drunk.
\_ I like the male version. "When I was 16, I dated a girl
with big tits..."
\_ Damn. I want small women with big tits, like Christina Ricci.
\_ You kidding? She's *not* a big titty girl.
\_ Son, you're on crack.
\_ She's not? Someone only 5'1" but D-cup is not big-titty?
http://www.zonafamosas.com/galeria/christina-ricci.html
\_ You got real stats? That's not what she looks like in
all the other pics I've seen.
\_ She's a 32 C/D. I know this because of a casting
call for a body double that I saw. --dim
\_ 32C ok, but that's still not big titty. Other
pics look like a B.
\_ We've shown you a C/D pic. Now you need to come
up with your alleged B pic or go away.
\_ So hostile. tsk. Sorry to interfere with
your slashdot fantasies.
\_ this person clearly has never seen a actual
breast.
\_ whatever.
\_ wouldn't she fall over?
\_ Low center of gravity. Basic boob physics. Same
phenomenon as short guys with big guts managing
to stand upright.
\_ They lean back.
\_ Where's that version?
\_ All over Google.
\_ UH -- I've seen this before -- it's a popular email being
forwarded around. It's not a real life situation.
\_ For fuck's sake, there hasn't been a single "ObYermom" comment
in this entire thread. You children are sad sad sad! Don't
always make the grown-up alumni have to come and shove you back
towards the path of the righteous. Kids, these days... -John
\_ I'll shove yermom toward the "path of the righteous", fuzzy. |
| 2002/8/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25720 Activity:very high |
8/28 Anyone know her?
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor5/survivors/bios/shiiann.shtml
\_ friend of a friend fucked her, said she was nothing special. why?
\_ god, why? she looks awful. --aaron
\_ She looks better in the video clip, which is still not
good though.
\_ Augh, my eyes!
\_ just wanted to see who's the first to get voted off.
\_ see what I mean about bored cal alum?
\_ Hmm, from her video clip she seems pretty annoying |
| 2002/8/23-24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25667 Activity:very high |
8/23 Has anyone tried the Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms? Does the
climax control lubricant also delay her climax? If so that'd defeat
the purpose.
\_ You mean some standard lube on your latex covered cock so you can
feel even less than you already do? Hint: many women don't climax
during intercourse so it may not matter in your case anyway.
\_ You're doing it wrong.
\_ _most_ women do not orgasm through vaginal intercourse alone
\_ Duh. Like I said, you're doing it wrong.
\_ See a clockwork orange. It's the old in-out, in-out.
It isn't rocket science, son.
\_ Yes, but if you aim for her G spot, she will have orgasm
most of the time.
\_ Aim? Like there's a target? You guys are reading too
many shitty GQ & Cosmo articles on sex and not actually
having enough sex and you're certainly and clearly not
discussing it with your partner(s) (if any).
\_ Yes, from my experience there's a target. But it
seems like a moving targer for some reason so it
doesn't always work.
\_ Yes, from my experience there is a target. But it
seems like a moving target for some reason where it
seems to shift around. Sometimes I can't find it at
all.
\_ Uh huh, she told you that she "cums *every* time" and you
believe that, huh?
\_ My woman doesn't cum every time, but I can tell whether or
not she comes and she doesn't need to tell me.
\_ We can extrapolate from your vast experiences to the
general population. Thank you for sharing. But just
curious, how do you *really* know? Maybe she never does
and just fakes it now and then so as not to bruise your
cum-centric macho ego image of yourself? Oh nevermind,
I'm _sure_ you can tell. It's ok. No, really....
\_ She can't fake vaginal contraction can she?
\_ They're called "muscles". Yes.
\_ I dont come every time and I'm a guy.
\_ topical anaesthetic
\_ castration |
| 2002/8/20 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/Classes, Transportation] UID:25619 Activity:moderate |
8/20 Does the EECS department filter for porn and such coming in on
its network?
\_ Yes, they do. However, they don't block it, they just add it
to their own porn archive.
\_ They monitor all network traffic and if you're found in violation
of the network traffic policies too many times you won't be allowed
to graduate.
\_ pass port 80 redirect http://vadim.berkeley.edu 1984
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| 2002/8/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25595 Activity:nil |
8/17 <DEAD>3gamerchicks.com/features/bobsex/index.html<DEAD> \_ somebody needs to get laid |
| 2002/8/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25536 Activity:nil |
8/9 Fascinating set of porn clerk articles at
http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
\_ I enjoyed reading these. Thanks for posting.
\_ yeah, you just can't stop reading. -op
\_ You can, but only because she stopped writing. |
| 2002/8/9-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25529 Activity:high |
8/9 In porn videos, why do the guys always withdraw right before they
ejaculate, but never ejaculate inside the women's bodies?
\_ I don't know exactly but there are numerous laws in the US about
what they can and can not show. Sex+bondage is another. Or used
to be. Dunno.
\_ To emphasize they really did come? Dunno. What I find amusing is
that a lot of times they're wearing a condom, and then in the shot
where they are about to blow their load, condom is mysteriously gone
\_ It's always seemed weird to me that the ejaculation shot
('money shot') is one of the most pivotal porn scenes... Is it
because guys want to see jizz? -soda gal
\_ From a guy: I don't.
\_ obAreYouHot?
\_ Personally I think it is stupid. It's more exciting to see guys
cum inside and watch the cum ooz outa the girls.
\_ Is it? A guy coming inside a girl is visually boring.
\_ Yeah, that's why they use those moments to splice in the next
time he gets hard.
\_ doesn't have to be... endoscopy, duud...
\_ Have you seen those Virtual Sex DVDs, where you get to choose how
to do a porn star? The jizz is CGI.
\_ Fascinating set of porn clerk articles at
http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
\_ I enjoyed reading these. Thanks for posting.
\_ yeah, you just can't stop reading. -op
\_ You can, but only because she stopped writing.
\_ http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/sfc/tfr/5056940.html |
| 2002/8/7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25516 Activity:nil |
8/6 I've been married for 3 years and I've stopped having sex. What
to do?
\_ I've been having sex with your wife for 3 wonderful years! YAY!
\_ Post to the motd about it, apparently.
\_ Has your spouse stopped having sex too?
\_ Tell her to get a boob job / tell him to take Viagra.
\_ Yeah, always getting sloppy seconds can be a bummer.
\_ Try some variety, try some romance, try porn, sheesh.
\_ http://www.sfredbook.com
\_have you tried "talking" to you partner about it? |
| 2002/7/31-8/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25464 Activity:high |
7/31 Like anal sex? You'll love this:
http://lp.instavid.com/omigod80sboxset
Watching AHA sure brings back memories. :-) |
| 2002/7/30-31 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25453 Activity:high |
7/30 Can we mount /sww?
\_ why don't you ask your buddy to add it to /etc/exports instead
of waiting for UCB's IT beauracracy?
\_ he said mount! uh! uh! uh!
\_ unzip; touch; finger; mount; gasp; yes; more; umount; sleep
\_ unzip; touch; finger; mount; gasp; yes; god; more; umount; sleep
\_ Cool!!! \_ fuck you.
\_ Just because a
woman has never said
"yes" when having
sex with you doesn't
mean you have to get
all snippy.
Actually I think the real problem isn't that a woman has _/
never said "yes" when having sex with him, it's that they
always scream, "ED! ED! oh ED! You're the STANDARD!"
\_ That would be awesome.
\_ Not if you're not named ED.
\_ And don't forget strip, head, comm and spray.
\_ Whoa... yer into
that crazy ass cat
sex, huh...
\_ MEOW! |
| 2002/7/30 [Recreation/Dating, Reference/Military] UID:25451 Activity:high |
7/30 Anyone been to an asian massage parlor? Are those places actually
just handjob places? Thanks.
\_ link:www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/3750158.htm
\_ so then are handjobs considered a form of prostitution?
\_ I have a female friend who frequents a Thai massage place which is
genuine and gives good massage. But I think many of those places
are just sex shops.
\_ Thanks for sharing. Please use /csua/bin/me next time.
\_ "thriving on an industry with deep roots in Asian culture" so
they're claiming this is normal and acceptable in all asian
counties? Is this true?
\_ Hostess bars (pronounced "snaku" in Japan) are very popular but
as the article points out, only some of them are centres for
prostitution in Japan. The case appears to be different here in
the US.
\_ They make a flat out global statement about "Asian culture".
Is it true across all "Asian culture"?
\_ http://sfredbook.com |
| 2002/7/19-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25395 Activity:insanely high |
7/19 Damn. less is 18 years old...
\_ older than some csua members....
\_ Is that true? New students haven't come in yet...
\_ For what? Consensual sex? Going porn?
\_ It's summer. They're there right now. Jail bait is walking
around campus this very second!
\_ Not necessarily. There is some leeway so 18yos can have
sex with 17yos legally.
\_ Yeah but like that would never happen at Cal. The
youngens are easy pickings for the juniors and seniors.
Most 18yo's stand about zero chance of getting laid.
\_ Ye Gods! 18yo's will have sex with people their
own age? Is there no justice in the world?
\_ That's why they resort to hot gay sex.
\_ Legal!
\_ For what? Consensual sex? Doing porn?
\_ It means less can legally watch live sex acts, but has to
wait three more years to have a drink.
\_ It can smoke and be drafted, too. But alcohol is bad.
\_ Don't forget less can vote for El Presidente! |
| 2002/7/2-3 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/China] UID:25264 Activity:high |
7/2 Doesn't that look like Maggie Cheung?
http://www.dollartraffic.com/daily/blueasiangallery/mk13.shtml
\_ Maggie doesn't have socks that color.
\_ Uh, Maggie Cheung is actually good looking, unlike your picture.
\_ yes, yes, all asians look alike. nothing to see here.
\_ But I think they look alike even though I'm Asian myself.
\_ little, yellow, different
\_ http://www.alllooksame.com
\_ 14/18.
\_ Damn, only 8/18. --- Chinese
\_ 9/18. D'oh.
\_ 6/18. Damn! The test was hard. --chinese
\_ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/6042/maggie78.jpg
And yes, I agree.
\_ You are on crack. Maggie Cheung is way hotter.
\_ I've been looking at Maggie Cheung's pics since she entered the Miss
HK Beauty Pageant in 1983 (and later crowned 1st runner-up), and I
think the women in that porn pic does look like her. (BTW I vaguely
remember she was #29 out of 30 contestants.)
\_ The porn lady's hair sucks. Her eyebrows are different.
Maggie's face is also more round.
\_ when the "memoirs of a geisha" movie comes out
american audiences will finally know her |
| 2002/6/17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25126 Activity:nil |
6/17 I don't have a sister, but I'm finding that I get turned on by
brother/sister incest porn. Is this an unhealthy thing?
\_ Been surfing http://www.asstr.org eh?
\_ Only if you start asking yermom for a sister.
\_ Asking? |
| 2002/6/11-12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25075 Activity:high |
6/11 http://csua.berkeley.edu/~sky/punchie.mov \_ I saw my brother-in-law's dog doing that all the time, even in front of people, until he was castrated. Imagine when there were guests and that happened. \_ Is it the same sky who claimed to have a hot korean gf? \_ Yes. Why do you care? -sky \_ Because you have H07 4ZN CH1X! \_ Any more pics of your gf? \_ http://www.beautypageant.com/MissHK/MsHK2001/yeungsiyee19.jpg |
| 2002/6/11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25065 Activity:very high |
6/11 Another flirting question. Is it appropriate to wink at women
(married or single) at work? I think it's just playful fun and they
almost always smile back at me. Anything wrong with that?
\_ Other than it showing your complete lack of style, no. Why
don't you just keep eye contact for a little bit, make sure she
does and then go up to talk to her?
\_ What are you going to say when she goes to HR or tells everyone
else in the office about the geeky guy that's "staring" at her
all the time?
\_ IDIOT, that's why you start a normal conversation with her
first. Do you see the picture? Am I getting thru to you?
do NOT put her on a pedestal, treat her like a normal being
BEFORE you start trying to get into her pants.
\_ Your words: 1) stare at her, 2) wait til she acts like a
deer in the headlights, 3) walk up and dazzle her with
your charm, 4) have short conversation with HR on the way
to cleaning out your desk, 5) post resume. It sounds like
a solid plan to me. Well thought out. I wish you great
success in your future. -Your Friend
\_ Only oily head used car salesmen wink at women.
\_ Only men who want to get laid wink at women.
\_ Only men who want to but never actually will get laid
wink at women.
\_ You'll have to redefine virginity then. It works if
you're not an idiot about it. It's called "flirting".
\_ You're assuming people want you flirting with them.
\_ Duh, how would you know if you don't try? Chicken? Egg?
\_ Uh, ask her out on a date. It sure beats acting like
a pervert and looking like an idiot.
\_ Good call. Just walk right up and ask her out. Good way
to be subtle about avoiding company policy. Very high
risk with absolutely no reason to think she likes you
first. You're a genius!
\_ If she doesn't like you, she'll say no politely.
If you do this sleazy winking shit, she'll tell you
go fuck yourself.
\_ She will file a sexual harassment lawsuit against
you in which she will accuse you of all sorts of
lewd behavior which the feminazi lesbian man-hating
judge will assume is true (even if you prove its
not) and then you will be slapped with a multi
million $ fine, which will reduce you to living
on the streets where you will be fighting with
the rats, cats, opposums and racoons for rotting
leftover beans in the bottom of rusting tin cans.
Of course she will be spending that money on
underage over-developed boys and girls at
some exclusive south pacific island resort. And
what's worse is that you weren't even married to
her, so you didn't even get action from her.
Trust me, avoid women, avoid them at all cost.
It is much safer to drink drano than to get involved
with a woman.
\_ Married men live longer, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
\_ "What is the point in living if you can't
feel alive?"
\_ BDG? Is that you?
\_ Sissy. Wait until they look seriously out you then stick your
tongue out at them. Get a tongue ring for bonus points.
\_ ever made out with a girl with a tongue ring? It's nice.
\_ It was good until it got hooked into my cock rings. Ow!
\_ Especially one with a tongue ring and big (but not too big)
tits and a cute face. |
| 2002/6/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25034 Activity:very high |
6/7 I'm going to live with a girl next semester. She has a boyfriend, but
always disses him, and talks to me more than she talks to him. I like
her too. People tell me that living with her is a *bad* idea. Are they
just immature freaks or is there some truth to what they are saying?
BTW, this isn't a troll, I'm actually doing this.
\_ I admire your open-mindedness, I suppose, for asking for
relationship advice on the motd. Start by asking yourself *why* you
want to do such a thing. If you can get as far as an honest answer
\_ thing == living with girl, or thing == asking
motd about it?
to that, the rest should become pretty clear.
\_ she must think you're gay, and is treating you like a 'best friend'.
\_ living with girls is like living with guys. If you can ignore
her and generally rely that she will be able to pay rent, and
if she doesn't have any pets that will cause you allergies, go
for it. Just don't try to fuck her or delude yourself about
platonic relationships.
- guy who's lived with girls as roommates (double/tripple),
flatmates, etc.
\_ Is your name Robert? If so, I'm going to kick your ass.
\_ Are you kidding? She and I have been having the time for weeks,
now, dude. I got over this guy's problems awhile ago. I can't
help it you can't keep your girl satisfied. -- robert
\_ Wow. The number of alarm bells that went off in my head while
reading this:
cause for worry. I've had both male and female roomates
"I'm going to live with a girl..." - alarms go off
problematic. -mice
\_ ??? I don't really see why this by itself would be a
cause for worry. I've had both male and female roommates,
and I can't say that living with women has been any more
problematic than living with men. -mice
"She has a boyfriend..." - DEFCON 3
"...talks to me more than she talks to him." - fighters scrambling
"I like her too." - nuclear weapons launching
\_ So either a) You want to fuck her and, thus far, have failed to do
so, in which case, yes, move in with her, fuck her brains out, just
make sure you can still be civil toward each other and pay the rent
when things cool off. or b) You sort of kind of like her and, um,
maybe someday you'll work up the nerve to tell her how you really
feel, in which case, either grow some nerve or kill yourself now.
P.S. If it's b), let me know where you'll be living next semester
and I'll fuck her FOR YOU (she is cute, right?).
\_ If you can handle listening to her and her boyfriend fuck in
the room next door, goferit. If you think you have a crush
on her, probably not. -someone who has been there
\- Treat OCF Staff Like Dogs --cgd && psb
\_ Take a note from The Three Musketeers if this is happening.
\_ Yeah when she is doing her bf and another guy in a
threesome in her room. Been there.
\_ Is her name Shelly?
\_ do you really like wiping away his cum and her tears from her face?
\_ Interesting thing is, if you think you like someone, but actually
try living with her, you might learn that you can't stand her. It
may take a while to get there or it may take no more than a week.
It's surprising how nice single's life can be when looked at from
the other side of the tracks. (formatd)
\_ It's not like you're marrying her. It's no big fucking deal. |
| 2002/6/7-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25026 Activity:nil |
6/7 http://www.toonaddict.com/pokemon \_ not work-safe |
| 2002/6/6-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:25016 Activity:high 57%like:24978 |
6/6 Looks like that "How to Attract & Date Asian Women" class has been
canceled. http://www.learningannex.com/lookup.taf?course=911NNYA
\_ Maybe it's been filled?
\_ Just get one of those t-shirts that says "Looking for a
Japanese girlfriend" written in Kanji. |
| 2002/6/5 [Recreation/Dating, Consumer/Audio] UID:24978 Activity:nil 57%like:25016 |
6/3 To those with an Asian fetish:
http://www.learningannex.com/lookup.taf?course=911NNYA
\_ With a course number "911NNY", it's highly suspicious.
\_ true. So you are saying they are scammers?
And http://LearningAnnex.com is not legitimate somehow?
\_ http://www.attractasianwomen.com/ming_profile.html
\_ "... after lots of men tried to pick her up ...". Hmm, is that
real considering her look?
\_ What look? She's totally hot. Anyone got anymore beers? I'm out. |
| 2002/5/25-26 [Recreation/Dating, Uncategorized/Profanity] UID:24941 Activity:insanely high |
5/25 http://www.nytimes.com/2002/05/26/magazine/26BOYGIRL.html My big problem with the schools isn't that they do stupid shit like this, per se, but that they spend time on this while ignoring their primary mission. In this particular case no one seems concerned about the welfare of the "boy's" girlfriend who has no idea what's going on. I also find it *really* disturbing that this 'teacher' has a *middle school* support group for gay lesbion bisexual and transgendered children. Middle school? 9 year olds who think they're transgendered or bi-sexual? And this is supported by the school authorities. Madness. Pure madness. Source is the NYT so don't gimme any crap about not liking my source for the story. [and fuck you for deleting this. thanks] [ok thats 3 times now. what are you afraid of?] \_ Middle school is typically 6th through 8th grade, remember? Those fun three years of puberty you seem to have missed? \_ Isn't it nice to be normal? There are more things in heaven and earth... \_ uhh, middle school is like 12-14 or so. And that IS when these issues start to pop up. So this one kid was an early bloomer. It happens. Why do you care? \_ arguing with idiots will get very frustrating. Give up the habit now. \_ Isn't it nice to be normal? |
| 2002/5/24-25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24935 Activity:high |
5/24 How do I satisfy a woman? -soda l0ser
\_ Um. kill yourself?
\_ This is a troll but I'll bite anyway: in short, you're fucked. Your
problem is that most women won't touch a guy they think won't
satisfy them. This makes sense, yes? Your issue is that they'll
know it because you exude lack of confidence and experience so you
won't ever get a chance to get experience, success, and thus
confidence. Catch-22, kid. I skipped all this when it magically
popped into my head one day at about age 16 that women want to get
laid, too. Once you absorb this you'll feel better about it all and
maybe starting getting laid and then you'll learn what they want.
\_ Satisfying them in bed is the *easy* part...
\_ Sometimes. Sometimes not.
\_ Find the clitoris -chef
\_ Two words: Canned beans.
\_ What does BDG have to say about this?
\_ tell her you know how to post to the motd properly. |
| 2002/5/22-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24917 Activity:very high |
5/22 Open season at Harvard for rape and all other sexual assaults.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/05/21/harvard.sex.ap/index.html
\_ "The peer dispute process is a choice for students to mete out
internal punishments, ...... Students can always take a claim to
the police,......". I don't see why this is a bad idea to reduce
the responsibility of the school officials who are not professional
investigators. They're just leaving the matters to the police who
are better-trained for these matters.
\_ it places stigma on the victim, and will assuredly make it
more difficult, psychologically speaking, for victims to come
forward.
forward. --scotsman
\_ Why would you want to make it even harder for some poor girl
to protect herself from some sexual predator/rapist?
\_ This kind of statement really irks me. This is why the
GM Food crowd and the anti-globalization people can never
get a foothold.. They use phraseology like this that
insults the listener and shuts them off from wanting to
hear. --scotsman
\_ No, the anti-GM and anti-G and anti-XYZ people can never
get a foothold because they're all a bunch of lunatic
extremists living in a fantasy world.
\_ oh yeah.. anti-GM is so extreme...
\_ The people who push it are, yes.
\_ The arguments are solid against it. You've talked
to the wrong people (illustrating my point).
--scotsman
\_ Why is calling 911 harder than waiting till office hours and
then calling the administrative office whom doesn't even have
the authority to detain someone?
\_ Sigh... because the university can provide the sort of
pro-woman supportive environment that a victim of sexual
assault needs to feel safe before she can talk about her
experience and feelings. The cops can't provide that. I'd
bet more than half those cops were football player rapists
in college.
\_ since when did cops start going to college?
\_ this has nothing to do with the above, but the mexican state
Juarez is in passed a law last year that reduced the penalty
for rape from 5 to 1 years in cases where the woman dressed
provacatively and appealed to a man's baser urges, but i think
it got repealed when all the other states threatened to send
in troops and kick some ass. in pakistan right now there
are women on death row for reporting they got raped, since...
they had sexual intercourse outside of marriage (by
being raped). they of course say some man raped them, but
many areas of pakistan will not accept the testimony of a woman
unless it's backed up by four other males of upstanding
moral character.
\_ She wanted it. She was asking for it.
\_ She asked for it so you gave it to her? Don't you
know better than to give a chick what she wants? All
she wants is to get pregnant and ruin your life! Do
yourself a favor, trust me on this, avoid sex with
any woman. She'll get pregnant, you'll get married,
she'll divorce you and take more than half of all
you've got for the rest of your miserable life!
\_ Yay! It's Bitter Divorced Guy! You tell 'em,
BDG! WooHOOO!! -BDG #1 fan! |
| 2002/5/22-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24914 Activity:kinda low |
5/22 Is there a ban now on sex or girl threads ?? Its not cool to
write somethiing and see it deleted posthaste.
\_ duud, i been posting shit like that all day! down with censorship!
\_ Posting what? All is computer stuff and political rants..
That is down right dull ..
\_ become a /csua/bin/me advocate. |
| 2002/5/20-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24896 Activity:high |
5/20 What sorts of gifts are typically given at a bridal shower? My gf was
invited to one for the first time and has no idea what to get. --dim
\_ And she asked you to find out? (whooosh-crack)
\_ yermom says ligurie.
\_ A towel.
\_ If the bride-to-be is registered someplace, that's a good place to
start. Otherwise, gifts range from lingerie, adult toys to
cookware, how-to books, or even things they would use at the
wedding. It all depends on the theme of the bridal shower (your gf
needs to inquire with the sponsor). Hope this helps!
\_ How about a sybian for her!
http://www.sybian.com |
| 2002/5/15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24835 Activity:nil |
5/15 Where/how did the whole Sting Has 7 Hour Tantric Sex
Sessions His Incredibly Sore Wife story start?
\_ I think it was in a GQ interview. |
| 2002/5/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24830 Activity:moderate |
5/14 "Sunbather Mistaken for Kournikova Due to Nipples"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20020514/en_nm/media_penthouse_dc_1
\_ 'He said that while he had never seen Kournikova at a tournament, he
had seen a photo of her on the Internet in which her tennis dress
was soaked with sweat, revealing the shape of her nipples. "They
were pretty evident ... the diameter matched what we had on film,"
he said.'
URL to that soaking wet picture will be much appreciated.
\_ I've seen it, and it looks very much like a fake pic. Not worth
it. |
| 2002/5/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24812 Activity:moderate |
5/13 Sex at lunchtime rules!
\_ Afternoon Delight.
\_ girlfriend and i call it that too, didn't know it wasn't
original, what's it from?
\_ From a really annoying song in the 70s.
\_ more commonly referred to as 'nooners' |
| 2002/5/13-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24803 Activity:moderate |
5/13 BDG, have you seen Unfaithful yet? Please give us a review.
-your most loyal fan
\_ No I haven't, I don't plan to either not unless someone
reliable (ie not on the motd) tells me that Richard Gere
goes "looking" for his wife and her "friend" with his trusty
Colt 45 to have a "talk" with them.
\_ you should see Taxi Driver if you have not already.
\_ Are you talking to me? |
| 2002/5/10 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/Immigration] UID:24777 Activity:nil |
5/9 http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/africa/newsid_1978000/1978472.stm Be a UN aid worker, have sex with refugees. \_ Old news. Who didn't know the UN workers were raping refugees? |
| 2002/5/8-9 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/Networking] UID:24767 Activity:kinda low |
5/8 Is Cisco hiring? I LOVE CISCO.
\_ You just want to eat lunch at the 99 Ranch complex everyday and
scope out the h0t ch1x.
\_ There are h0t ch1x over there on weekdays?
\_ At about 3PM all the Asian schoolgirls arrive.
\_ Try the thai place on the southern arm. they're quite decent. |
| 2002/5/8-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24761 Activity:moderate 66%like:24757 |
5/8 chialea, do you have a boyfriend? -your #1 stalker
\_ do you? -chialea #1 stalker #1 stalker
\_ or girlfriend? -your #1 stalker-ette
\_ I don't have either, but I'm not lesbian or bisexual, sorry.
-chialea
\_ I think you just let down every girl in the csua.
\_ you mean "both"?
\_ "Inexplicable Mass Migration of Male CS Students to CMU
\_ ew ew ew, no, sorry, not let down -girl
\_ "Inexplicable Mass Migration of Male CS Students to Stanfraud
Reported for Fall 2002" /
i think you mean "from" _/
\_ lea is not gay... but some of her friends may be..
\_ lea has GAY FRIENDS?! I'm sure as hell not gonna stalk her
any more. that's just crazy talk. |
| 2002/5/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24757 Activity:nil 66%like:24761 66%like:25000 |
5/8 chialea, do you have a boyfriend? -your #1 fan
\_ do you? -chialea #1 fan #1 fan
\_ or girlfriend? -your #1 fanette
\_ I don't have either, but I'm not lesbian or bisexual, sorry.
-chialea
\_ I think you just let down every girl in the csua.
\_ "Inexplicable Mass Migration of Male CS Students to CMU
Reported for Fall 2002" |
| 2002/5/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24750 Activity:very high |
5/7 wtf is happening to the world? more israeli attacks,
2 plane crashes, pipe bombs, seattle slew dying...
\_ have you been asleep for the last few decades? have you never
cracked open a history book. nothing's changed
\_ in such a short interval for all this to happen
isn't very usual.
\_ Nor is it terribly unusual.
\_ tech stocks sucking, rolling stones touring again, vanity fair
calls chelsea a sex symbol, spiderman gets $100+ million,...ack
calls aspolito a sex symbol, spiderman gets $100+ million,...ack
\_ when did vanity fair call chelsea a sex symbol? i need to see
wtf indeed...
\_ when did vanity fair call aspolito a sex symbol? i need to see
this...
\_ http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020507/en_nm/people_chelsea_dc_2&e=2&ncid=762
--- ! orig poster
\_ A sex symbol to some tasteless blind man, maybe.
\_ i have braces...you have braces too... huhuhuhuh uhuhuh..
-Butthead
\_ Who cares about Seattle Slew dead?
\_ yermom
\_ Oh yeah, of course she cares when a stud is no longer
available to satisfy her. |
| 2002/5/6 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:24726 Activity:insanely high |
5/6 Why is it that the pretty girls smile at me all the time when I look
like crap but ignore me the rest of the time?
\_ Perhaps it's because she likes it that you're comfortable with
being yourself and not too conscientious about your looks. Women
HATE guys who're only into their looks and your outgoingness and
\_ Please adhere to motd formatting. You _will_ conform.
\_ feel better now you anal freakazoid ?
\_ You failed to add a newline. The re-education team should
arrive shortly. Do not resist. You don't want them to
get angry.
comfortableness are keys to attraction. IMHO.
\_ Could be pity but at least they do smile at you.
makes me think that people are so jaded these days
that you could be another naked guy and no one would notice
\_ Pity? You think women have pity? I'd like to know what planet
that you could be another naked girl and no one would notice
\_ Pity? You think men have pity? I'd like to know what planet
\_ I always thought pity was why women give blowjobs.
\_ No that's a guilt free exit strategy for women who know
men they don't want to piss off (gun/knife issues) but
still want to keep as just-friends. A bj takes a few
minutes, she's in control, and then she walks away. She
doesn't even have to swallow to get rid of him.
\_ What is the last time you had a good bj?
most girls seem to not have a clue what to do.
\_ A few days ago. I only date women 25+ who have
clue, not 18-20 y/o clueless near-virgins who
waste my time as one of their earliest learning
experiences.
\_ 5 yrs ago. It was so good I couldn't hold back and
came in her mouth, and she swallowed.
\_ Uhm... if she isn't swallowing it isn't a real bj.
Why must the motd tell you this? That's standard.
It goes like this: you warn her about 2 seconds
before you cum, she has the option to pull back
and turn it into a lame hand job, she swallows and
meets the basic blowjob requirement. Sigh... ya
know I think the only thing sadder than my fellow
geeks not getting anything is getting it bad or
getting the basics and thinking it was special.
\_ finding a girl who swallows is like finding
a girl on soda. Difficult; but not impossible
\_ That was even her very first bj in her live.
Now I married her and she gives me lots of bj,
but I lost the ability to come on a bj alone.
Sigh.
you live on and how to buy myself a one-way ticket to this
strange and mysterious planet where women are nice.
\_ Could be but it's been my experience that women will just ignore
\_ BJ subthread deleted for offending .... my oh so sensitive
sensibilities.
\_ Fuck you, ecchang.
\_ Different women like different things. Maybe what you think
\_ You are welcome.
women like a rugged look. -ausman
\_ Hey, they could be laughing at you instead. Count your
blessing. Which, I guess, works out to one. -geordan
\_ Could be but it's been my experience that men will just ignore
a guy and not bother if he's not up to spec. Since I'm married
I guess I'll never find out anyway. Just thought it was odd and
maybe someone had a half assed answer.
\_ Different men like different thighs. Maybe what you think
of as good looking, many women think is too clean cut. Many
women like a rugged look.
\_ Ah the motd, font of misogyny.
\_ How is the original question misogynistic?
\_ Ah the CSUA, font of misogyny. -geordan |
| 2002/4/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24586 Activity:very high |
4/25 Is innocent flirting considered cheating? At work, if I'm talking to
a pretty woman (single or married) I tend to make eye contact
and smile as we speak. Some women would smile back and maybe toss
her hair or giggle if I'm joking about something. It's harmless
flirting really. Anything wrong with this? -flirty guy :-)
\_ If you have to ask the question...
\_ This isn't flirting. It's normal social interaction, you
pathetic loser.
\_ man troll
no manual entry for troll.
\_ No. Physical contact or overtly sexual talk is crossing the line.
\_ No 'line' has been crossed until buttons pop and there's a
search for condoms.
\_ Nothing. If your gf/wife/whatever is upset by this then she's got
some serious self esteem issues. Your only issue is choosing your
gf/wife/etc poorly. That's not even real flirting.
\_ yeah but flirting leads to late night coffee and dinner
and before you know it both of you may get naked. It's
like marijuana, it's a stepping stone to the hardcore drugs
\_ Nonsense. You want him to robotically ignore his female
coworkers and get labelled queer? Bad career move.
\_ so if you flirt then you will end up doing speedballs?
\_ Did this really happen or are you playing Sims Hot Date?
\_ maybe you should find someone else you totally are happy with
\_ maybe you're in fantasy land. some light flirting doesn't mean
he's unhappy. it means he's a normal healthy male. the idea
that once you're with someone you suddenly become blind to the
rest of the world or there's something wrong with your current
relationship is the source of many young stupid women's pointless
unhappyness and needless misery.
\_ Like Cindy Margolis or Aria Giovanni.
\_ If I dated a supermodel, I cheat on her just to be able
to say that I was man enough to cheat on a supermodel. -tjb
\_ "The day you stop looking is THE DAY YOU DIE." - al pacino
\_ Scent of a Woman (1992) |
| 2002/4/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24581 Activity:nil |
4/24 Why am I not shocked that UN police were participating in the sex
slave industry? I'm not sure which is worse: that they were part of
this truly evil practice or that I'm not shocked by it....
http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2002/04/25/wbos25.xml&sSheet=/news/2002/04/25/ixworld.html |
| 2002/4/20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24504 Activity:high 66%like:24401 |
4/19 The chick in Scorpion King is:
hot:
not hot:
\_ The poster of that is:
lame:
stupid:
not hot: .
both: .
I'm so apathetic I can't even type a dot:
\_ This letter has circled the globe 70 times! With sex, all
things can happen! |
| 2002/4/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24473 Activity:nil |
4/17 This puts it all into perspective:
http://kyushu.com/gleaner/editorspick/seppuku.shtml
Any reccomendations on the virgin lady ? |
| 2002/4/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24468 Activity:very high |
4/17 Anyone knows the name of this JAV actress?
http://www.dollartraffic.com/daily/blueasiangallery/sd{60,67,78,95,104}.shtml
I guess she has initials S and D, but I want to know her name. Thanks
for any help.
\_ You've gotta be kidding.
\_ I was hoping someone has seen her pics somewhere else listing her
name.
name. Then I can search for more of her pics.
\_ I'll say. She does nothing for me.
\_ What is a "JAV"?
\_ Japanese Adult Video
|_ this link is broken. if the picture has her name in kanji
babelfish will work for translating it
\_ He meant sd60.shtml sd67.html etc. And it's still silly.
She's just some totally generic random asian chick
getting used in some totally generic pics.
\_ But she's wearing a NURSE'S CAP!
\_ I still can't get this work. Is it .html or .shtml?
\_ So let's assume you find this chick, then what? Going to call up
for a date?
\_ I don't hope for that much. I just hope to find more of her pics
and her video.
\_ And hopefully some taste, too. |
| 2002/4/17 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24460 Activity:very high |
4/16 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020416/wl_nm/germany_church_dc_1&printer=1 I think he was possessed during the exorcism. \_ "During this long process there was close physical proximity. But contact was not sexual in a narrow sense." \_ Since when did Clinton become a man of the cloth? - just how narrow is this "narrow sense" they're speaking of? \_ "No pregnancy resulted, so it doesn't count." \_ Does that mean I'm still a virgin by their standards and I f*ck a virgin every night? Sweet! \_ Why are you embarassed by your words but not your thoughts? |
| 2002/4/10 [Recreation/Dating, Computer/SW/OS/Windows] UID:24399 Activity:high |
4/9 You know that tooltip that pops up when you hover the mouse
over the time in the taskbar on Windows systems? I could have
sworn that it used to show the day of the week along with the
date. Can it do that, and how would I enable it? Not talking
about 3rd party addons.
\_ the tooltip displayed is whatever you have Windows' long date format
set as. (Control Panel > Regional Settings > Date)
\_ thanks |
| 2002/4/9 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Celebrity/MichaelJackson] UID:24380 Activity:nil |
4/8 This just in: Paypal is Bad.
\_ http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/celebrities_con.html |
| 2002/4/8-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24375 Activity:high |
4/9 Anyone have a link to that funny/sad webpage posted a while
ago that was supposedly by some trailor-trash kid with
pictures of his mom and brother?
Also, a link to that page by some 40-something single woman
who is looking for a boyfriend/husband and she has ALL these
elaborate rules and protocols for what a prospective suitor
must do before contacting her?
\_ have you heard of google?
\_ heh... ok, I admit it... after a bit of searching I found
both. if anyone else is interested I can post them. |
| 2002/4/8-9 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24364 Activity:high |
4/8 A friend reads porn from time to time and now he gets a real woman.
but sex in real life is not nearly as dramatic as depicted in
fantasies. Will this affect the quality of his sex and orgasm?
\_ Why don't you ask him? Dummkopf!
\_ Think about it. He's asking about his "friend". His real
question is have the pornos he reads everyday and rents every
night ruined real sex for him forever. The answer is "it
depends". The OP needs to discuss his fantasies with his gf
and if shes not into it or OP's fantasies are too extreme, he'll
have to buy satisfaction in SF.
\_ porn is a pale, empty alternative to the real thing.
\_ Probably. He needs to work out more so that he won't get exhausted
when he goes through all the positions that he thinks are "required"
(as shown in porn movies) before he reaches orgasm.
\_ Watch porn and have sex simultaneously.
\_ This has been my experience. Maybe my bond with the girl wasn't
close enough or maybe she wasn't hot enough...
\_ or maybe you're just a putz.
\_ That's really deep. Helpful. I like it.
\_ "maybe she wasn't hot enough ..." yeah. really deep.
\_ It was slightly more helpful than calling some pr0n
addict a putz but not as deep.
\_ Yes, Porn will not ruin sex. If a girl is hot enough for you
in real life, then you won't care what goes on in porn. |
| 2002/4/5-6 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:24341 Activity:nil |
4/4 Pretty funny.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/industry/04/04/canada.gates.reut/index.html
Listen to the sexy radio broadcast. |
| 2002/4/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24316 Activity:nil |
9/7 my boyfriend loves me, but he can't get it up. what should i do?
he says it's not my fault -- i need sex, but love him and won't
leave him.
\_ it is your fault, you are not a hottie.
\_ Ask him if wearing leather would help. Otherwise, buy him
a strap-on
\_ Maybe he's a girly man and wants to take it in the
behind rather than give it out. Buy yourself the strapon
and give him a good riding. You may need to get him
some lingere also.
\_ buy a vibrator. pearl rabbit makes you climax every time.
\_ For some reason, I'm beginning to doubt the veracity of
these motd counseling requests ...
\_ You're only just now beginning to doubt them?
\_ Maybe your boyfriend is not gay. He needs to be turned on
by a woman, not a man.
\_ Maybe your boyfriend needs to be turned on by a
450-pound ex-male wrestler victim of steroid
hair growth halitosis experiments. -John
\_ I'm a woman!
\_ You'd like to think that, now, would you, girly-man.
\_ Just in case this is a serious post, here is a serious answer:
Stress can cause a lot of sexual problems. Try to get your
boyfriend to relax before you initiate sex. For example,
give him a back rub or take a nap together and then try
having sex. Good luck.
\_ Thank you. It _was_ a serious posting. I know I shouldn't
post to the motd, but I'm trying to take every piece of advice
I can get! I can't even really talk to him about it much,
he doesn't like to talk much about it. He is a workaholic,
and his stress has been higher lately.
\_ Indeed.
\_ He should see a urologist. It could be stress,
testosterone levels, blood flow problems, etc.
\_ Tell him you want to start seeing other people.
\_ That is NOT going to reduce the guy's stress levels!
\_ No, but she'll finally start getting some low stress sex
for herself. He needs to go deal on his own time and stop
being a wimp. |
| 2002/4/3-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24310 Activity:very high |
4/3 Why so many suicidal bombers? They do it for the virgins!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=&ncid=721&e=5&u=/ap/20020403/ap_on_re_mi_ea/palestinians_bomber_money_3
"The devout Muslims among the bombers, a majority, believe they will go
to heaven as martyrs and spend eternity in the company of 72 virgins."
Some of us don't even get to poke one virgin in our entire life.
\_ i forget where I read this, but some scholars believe the
translation of the original arabic the koran was written
got mangled a bit, and where it read "72 virgins", the original
intent was "a whole bunch of white raisin", which are
pretty rare on the arabian peninsula. - danh
\_ The issues still pertain. Are they the same 72 raisins for
eternity so they get used up? Or are you not allowed to eat
them because then you won't spend eternity with them? Or do
they magically reappear as new raisins? Plus, wouldn't you
get tired of raisins after a few years of eternity?
\_ i'm getting to this thread late, but what if the suicide bomber
is a female (non-lesbian?)
\_ Consider how rare you can find virgin now a days, it might be
worth it for some people.
\_ Been there, done that. Nothing is more annoying than sex with a
know-nothing. Why do you want to spend your time telling some
little girl how to have sex? Much better to spend your time
actually having sex. Sex shouldn't be a tutoring lesson, it should
be fun.
\_ Whatever. What is there to know? They take it, I slap their ass
and go to sleep.
\_ Maybe they fantasize about causing pain to these young women?
\_ What happens if you are a suicide bomber in heaven?
\_ How can you commit suicide if you're already in heaven?
\_ after 72 times, they are no longer virgins, so obviously this
is a lie
\_ or it's true, then they can't have sex with them for eternity
hahaha
\_ It doesn't say that they spend eternity with the same 72
virgins. Used ones might get magcially replaced.
\_ Maybe these women are virgins because no one will do them.
\_ Been there, done that too. It's so satisfying that I wish I can
deflower many more.
\_ Blow yourself up!
\_ What's satisfying about having sex with someone who doesn't
know anything about having sex?
\_ If they have no frame of reference for comparision, then
they won't be able to tell how awful your performance was. |
| 2002/4/3 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24302 Activity:nil |
4/2 I ask a serious question, and the big conservative
meanie pigdog keeps deleting it. how do you
make a pass at a girl?
\_ You can start with complimenting her anything ABOVE her neck.
(too early to start with anything lower).
\_ or below the knee.
\_ i agree. women take an inordinate amount of pride in their
footwear.
\_ seriously? you're not gonna get a useful answer from us. that
is something you have come up with yourself in order for you
to feel comfortable doing it.
\_ Watch the movie Groundhog Day as many times as you can. Bill
Murray's character learns what it takes to keep a woman, is the
same as what it takes to attract her. [formatd]
\- how about watching "Beatiful Mind" or the Life of Kary Mullins.
However both of those involve winning a nobel prize. --psb
\_ Well, first you ask her out on a date, then at the end of
the date you kiss her lightly on the lips. Then you ask her
out again and kiss her more passionately the second time.
Then you ask her out again and then you fuck.
\_ be funny, considerate and a damn good listener. Or is that too
much to ask? Also, be honest about what you want and why - both
with yourself and her. |
| 2002/3/26-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24234 Activity:kinda low |
3/26 "'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&u=/nm/20020326/od_nm/sexdoll_dc_1
Your neighbor is watching!
\_ this is funny shit that people should post more on motd
\_ Wonder if it was a Real Doll(tm)? I'll bet the cops had a fun time
telling everyone at the station about how their murder investigation
ended with some silicon sex doll freak getting off in his apartment
reading slashdot with his new "girlfriend".
\_ It was a policeWOMAN...must have been embarassing for her. |
| 2002/3/20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:24167 Activity:insanely high |
3/19 Who are the 10 most datable men on soda?
\_ This question isn't just for the women. I wonder about the
general perception of who has things going for them.
\_ Phil!
\_ What an odd question. I would've expected the question to be
about datable women.
\_ Well, that's easy. There are none.
\_ This question isn't just for the women. I wonder about the
general perception of who has things going for them.
\_ geordan. -chialea
\_ That's right, ladies, I'm available.
Hey! Where are you all going? -geordan
\_ that mean lea's free?
\_ geordan has more love than any one woman or chialea
can handle alone.
\_ an interesting question. Will anyone try dating ten sodans to find
out?
\_ hm, i've actually dated over 10 sodans, if you count single
dates. fear. -lila
\_ define "datable"
\_ why don't you ask "chris"?
\_ Well then, you're our sample, aren't you? Set 'em up
and knock 'em down!
\_ can we include those guys that have girlfriends?
or are we talking free men only? -Sofia
\_ "Eligible Bachelors"
\_ For what purpose? Marriage, serious relationship, dating,
play?
\_ May be CSUA should have a personal ad section on its website
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
\_ "Greasy obnoxious nerd wants h0t 4z14n chik!"
\_ Better question: Are there *any* dateable men on soda?
\_ A few married ones worth casual dating.
\_ Who? mehlhaff?
\_ Seek and ye shall find. |
| 2002/2/14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23867 Activity:nil 52%like:23863 |
2/13 Can this be real?
http://personals.yahoo.com/display/personals?ct_hft=preview&detailnp=1&cids=x&cids=personals-1013286029-208203&position1.x=1
That's too hot of a chick to need to post a personal ad.
\_ If you really think so, why don't you send a response? The worst case
scenario is she'll ignore you.
\_ [url shortened by query url shortening god]
\_ Eh. She's alright. But that's one f'ing long URL.
\_ 1) she isn't that hot, you need to get out more.
2) she has two kids.
3) I pasted that insane fucking url for that?
\_ Age 26 with two kids and only High School grad and Drinks lots.
\_ Yeah but I'll bet she dances better than you.
\_ Nah: my harem usually forms a circle around me.
\_ Let me guess... you are a 21 year old who has never been laid.
Am I right?
\_ Quit describing yerself in lame attempts to insult me.
\_ plusses: big tits, blonde, stupid, doesn't smoke, wants monkey
minuses: sagging without steel reinforced bra, chunky, blonde,
stupid, drinks a lot, has kids, divorced at 26
I'm not seeing anything real special here. It's very real.
\_ Chunky? Dude, go date Kate Moss.
\_ Dude, seriously, look again at the larger pic. Chunky.
Hour glass, good. Chunky, bad.
\_ she is very beatiful. age 26, she still looks younger.
lover that body, don't know if her tits are fake though
\_ Sagging without wired bra? It wasn't even a regular bra she was
wearing, and the tits still look hot in it.
\_ I can see her two kids and they look fake to me.
\_ Aaaaaah! Fremont! Aaaaaaah! |
| 2002/2/13-14 [Recreation/Dating, Transportation/Airplane] UID:23858 Activity:very high |
2/13 "Jetliner Lust Attracts F-16s". AKA: Don't get busted having sex in
the airplane bathroom while coked up on a long flight.
http://www.nydailynews.com/2002-02-13/News_and_Views/City_Beat/a-141259.asp
\_ bah! i doubt that if the two people involved are of the
opposite sex and american citizents they would do anything.
\_ So you think this is anti-british discrimination or anti-gay
discrimination? I think it's anti-stupid discrimination.
\_ i don't think it's any kind of discrimination. i just
want to know my chances of being sent to jail for
exale the crack smoke. -sky
screwing my wife in the bathroom on the plane, and
i asess thosw chances as being close to zero.
\_ sure but try going to the b/r 5 times together while
coked up during a high security alert.
\_ How did they smoke pot in the restroom and not set off the smoke
detector?
\_ Not pot. Crack.
\_ You stick your head in the toliet and flush everytime you
exale the crack smoke. -sky "i've been banned from
a major airline" |
| 2002/2/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23816 Activity:high |
2/8 porn is good for you. -female
\_ porn is hard. let's get hookers!
\_ Uhm yeah. Porn is a way for people in a sexual repressed society
to get some release. Porn isn't exactly a 'cure'. |
| 2002/2/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23814 Activity:nil |
2/7 Tonight on PBS:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn
Description: see last segment of URL.
\_ I wonder if this was the program I saw half a year ago when I saw
an Asian porn star in green bikini with cute face and big boob in
a porn documentary on TV. --- guy looking for porn star half a
year ago
\_ Was it the girl who set the record for largest "gang-bang" and
then found out that she got AIDS from it? I saw that
documentary... very sad. |
| 2002/2/6-7 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Computer/Games, Computer/HW] UID:23794 Activity:very high |
2/6 http://www.flashyourrack.com/flash.cgi?user=lissof2 \_ eh? \_ looks like lila \_ Sure, until you actually look. \_ None of my exs ever get on the net. Even the slutty ones. \_ That's your fault, then. \_ How so? They're my "ex"'s. I have no contact with them at all. Get off drugs. |
| 2002/2/6-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23790 Activity:very high |
2/5 Is it generally true that women don't like USED stuff you buy for
them (e.g. from eBay)? Why don't they like used stuff?
\_ Not true.
\_ As a gift? Would *you* want someone else's USED stuff as a gift?
That's no gift.
\_ Hint: they prefer new tampons.
\_ Used stuff as in the Hope Diamond or used stuff as in a beaten
up rocking chair made in China in 1983? Nice stuff is nice
stuff, new or used. --dim
\_ depends on the person. perhaps a used gift which is nice (as dim
might have suggested) can be a good idea. Something classic
or antique can still be a nice gift. Even a "rock" can
be a good gift if it means something special.
\_ that's heavy
\_ In some cases there are reasons to *prefer* used stuff. Used
books have a whole different feel to them, and I prefer that my
30-year-old sci-fi have 30-year-old cover art. I can think of a
couple of books I want that are out of print and very hard to
find -- if a friend pointed me at a copy so I could pay for it
*myself* I'd be grateful. If you're into that kind of thing,
signed first editions don't tend to be new. One friend of mine
is actively searching for an out-of-print CD and a couple of
out-of-print board games. Does she bake? You can find phenomenal
deals on refurbished kitchen appliances that allow you to give
someone a much nicer gift (if she bakes, she'll understand the
difference between the refurbished KitchenAid stand mixer and
any other model at that price point). High end audio equipment
devalues quickly, but still sounds just as good (and tends to be
bought by people who handle it with kid gloves), allowing you to
buy nicer stuff than your budget would otherwise allow. A
musician friend of mine hunted high and low to find a 1969 Conn
88H trombone because he likes the way they made the slide on that
one; it's been over ten years now, and I think you'd have to pry
it out of his cold, dead hands. How about antiques? Finished
wood develops a patina over time that you can't really fake.
It depends on what you're buying and who you're buying it for.
\- arent you taking this thread a little seriously. i mean you
say reasonable things, so presumable you are not stupid and
should know well-enough to ignore this thread ... presuambly
you dont feel that passionately about the subject to weight in
any way. ok. --psb
\_ Chill.
\_ that's heavy (lame pun intended)
\_ So you're saying if she's stupid I can get her some old junk off
ebay and she'll like that and not think I'm a cheap bastard?
\_ okay, I'll bite on your troll. With an attitude like that,
do I have to say anymore? |
| 2002/2/4-5 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23770 Activity:very high |
2/3 I understand reflexive, transitive, and symmetric relationships.
But what is anitsymmetry?
\_ So symmetry is where aRb implies bRa (where a and b are in
some set, and R is a relation). Then antisymmetry is just that
if aRb then it is NOT the case that bRa... in other words,
aRb and bRa impies a=b. Check Mathworld. - rory
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PartialOrder.html
\_ So does that mean antisymmetry implies reflexivity?
\_ No.
\_ For example, < is anti-symmetric but not reflexive.
\_ I always thought antisymmetry means not symmetry!!!
\_ Think about the difference between apathy and antipathy.
\_ a high school way to think about it is sin[x] in [x, -Pi, Pi]
is anti-symmetric, and cos[x] in [x, -Pi, Pi] is symmetric.
\_ An alternative is to think about it the right way.
\_ antisymmetry is when you buy a house, ring, etc etc and then
you get a divorce, pay alimony, lose a house, so on and so
forth. -bmg |
| 2002/1/31-2/1 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23739 Activity:moderate |
1/31 looking for starter marriage partner.
\_ craigslist!
\_ what's "starter marriage partner"?
\_ Sounds like a starter kit like you'd buy at Radio Shack in
the old days for doing electronics projects... but different.
\- this term is from a recentish book about the state of
marriage inteh US today. i forgot the name but you can
probably find it via the WEEB. ok tnx |
| 2002/1/30 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Domestic/President/Bush] UID:23722 Activity:nil |
1/30 Amazing how the post about some chick in a bikini on Howard
Stern can last for so long, yet the extra special George Bush
quote gets deleted in one day. |
| 2002/1/30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23711 Activity:high |
1/29 Anybody interested in working for a Shanghai company for US$20K a year?
\_ Wouldn't you make more @ McDonald's?
\_ Probably no, if you live in Shanghai
\_ In'n'Out pays more but not most McD's.
\_ well, wait till you find out how much McDonalds charges
in Shanghai. The typical salary in Shanghai , I believe,
is around $10K/year. But the bottom line is, if you're
in there for $$, don't bother.
\_ The typical slary in Shanghai is around $1600 per
YEAR.
\_ Yes but that requires a knowledge of how to cook
\_ aaron, how are the hookers in Shanghai?
dog, not IT stuff. -John
\_ I guess the point is, what would you get out of working in Shanghai
for only $20k?
\_ free public caning?
\_ That's Singapore and only for stupid twits that trash other
people's cars because they're spoiled bored stupid white
American kids who lack real parents.
\_ Higher concentration of H07 4ZN CH1X?
\_ LEAVE YOUR CONTACT INFO so people who are interested in it can
actually contact you
\_ why don't you leave an email address? --aaron
\_ mmm $20k/year! We're in the money!
\_ aaron will work for $10K a year in Shanghai just for the
hot Chinese ladies.
\_ hot chinese lady is an oxymoron. And don't tell me about
that underage CH1X in CTHD. She was not hot. |
| 2002/1/29-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23706 Activity:high |
1/29 Anyone watched the Howard Stern Show on E! last Thursday or Friday?
What's the name of that chick in green bikini handling the Jeopardy
question board? I want to search for her pics. Thanks a bunch.
\_ chic is a measure of trendiness. a chick is a chicken or a slang
term for a chic female. 'chic' is not pronounced like 'chick'.
thank you. -chialea
\_ join me in my mission to objectify women even further!
\_ Oops, I mixed up the two. Thanks for the clarification.
\_ ALL U R CH1X R B3L0NG 2 US! |
| 2002/1/19 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Men] UID:23604 Activity:high |
1/18 Usually at what age do men start to lose interest in porn?
\_ Death
\_ "The day you stop looking is the day you die." (from Scent of a
Woman)
\_ something like that.. studies say in their early 80's
\_ I am not interested in porn. -- 25
\_ have you seen a doctor? |
| 2002/1/14-15 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23562 Activity:insanely high |
1/14 Is there a study on the belief that there is a correlation
between how much sex a man has vs. his intelligence (e.g. more sex->
less urge->less intelligence)?
\_ i find that my mathematical ability goes downhill fast after
24 hours without orgasm.
\_ you want to correlate sexual urge with increased intelligence?
explain. (anyway more sex doesn't necessarily mean less urge.)
\_ maybe he saw that Seinfeld episode where George becomes a
genius by abstaining, while Elaine becomes a bumbling fool.
\_ How does "more sex" yield "less urge"? Heard of sex addicts? More
like "has more sex" _because_ "more urge". Also, how do you make
the *GIANT* leap from "less urge" to "less intelligence"?!?!?!
\_ People who are virile are more intelligent. Dummkopf...
\_ There was this study done to see the correlation between sex
frequency v.s. education level. They found the higher degrees
you have, the less often you have sex. The explaination the
study offered was because better-educated people have more
"things to worry about" in life.
\_ I think the poster was trying to see if having sex somehow
decreases a person's intelligence
\_ I suspect it might have to do with intelligence having
reverse correlation to chance of getting laid through
bad social skills and lower attractiveness. |
| 2002/1/10-11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23517 Activity:very high 50%like:22238 |
1/9 good place to buy a engagement ring setting (platinum)?
\_ There is no good place to buy an engagement ring.
An engagement ring is your undoing. It will lead to
life of unthinkable horror and suffering. Save your
money, save your self.
\_ Or choose your mate more wisely than this person did.
\_ Tiffany's. --dim
\_ Do they serve breakfast there?
\_ Well that's the one thing they've got.
\_ ooh, trolling bitter-divorced-guy?
\_ why not save and go directly to marriage?
\_ This can't be serious.
\_ heh. worked in my case, though her mom "requires" a
wedding ring... of course we're leftist no-jewelery, no
make-up, pre-nup against the ridiculous school debt
kinds of people.
\_ Oh yeah? Then why bother even getting married? Why
can't you just be friends and housemates who have sex?
\_ Please archive this thread for posterity.
\_ Get it at an Asian jewelry store. It's cheaper. The diamond
is still the same (from debeers, our lovely diamond monopoly).
Usually they sell the diamond separately from the setting. You
\_ Last time we went to Blue Nile it cost about $15 each and we
didn't even drink that much. When did they get so pricey? We
went there as students and could easily afford it but shelling
out that now for what they're serving isn't and we're both
working good jobs. Berkeley needs food price controls. Like
rent control but for restaurants.
can pick whatever setting you want. Some even have imitation
Tiffany settings. A layman cannot tell that it's a fake Tiffany.
You can read all the ideal cuts and the four C's at any web site.
I'll give you a word of advice on settings. DON'T GET THE WHITE
GOLD SETTING. Get the platinum. Don't go cheap on the setting.
It's indistinguishable from the color. But white gold is much
much softer than platinum. So it scratches easily. I spent a
lot on the diamond but went cheap on the setting. I'm regretting it
now. My wife's ring has very visible scratches.
-happily married guy (also BDG's #1 fan)
\_ You can't be my #1 fan. You obviously didn't heed
my advice. Oh well. I'm glad you are happy now.
Make sure to enjoy it as much as you can, because
the memory of this happiness will have to sustain
you in the years of misery ahead.
\_ Dude! BDG you rock! #BDG true #1 fan (single)
\_ Blue Nile. You will pay a bit more than someplace like
Wal Mart, but the quality is top notch. They are not
insanely overpriced, like Tiffany's or Neiman Marcus
and have a great education section. Start there, at least.
\_ I bought my fiance's ring at Blue Nile. I ended up ordering
the wrong size and they replaced it with a different one
without any hassles whatsoever. They also have a reasonably
decent java applet for choosing between various stones.
http://www.goodoldgold.com is a great educational site
for learning about diamonds. After I read that, I felt
like I knew enough to go out and buy something without
feeling like a total idiot.
\_ I bought my wedding rings at "Fred Meyer" or something like that.
\_ I heard that there is no reason why diamonds should be
expensive. It is not rare at all from the amount of quality
jewelry grade diamonds that come onto the market each year.
The only reason they are expensive is because of the excellent
marketing campaign conducted over the decades, and of course,
monopolistic control of the supply. That you need a diamond
engagement ring is a custom established over the years by the
De Beers company. Americans spent the most on diamond
engagement rings, yet when the American courts ordered De
Beers to appear in court for price fixing concerns, the De Beers
executives didn't bother to show up. Now they can, in theory, be
arrested on setting foot in the US.
\_ So buy her an engagement ring with a rare stone in it, like
a Burma ruby, then. --dim
\- yeah burma ... there is a PC country.
\_ Who gives a shit about PC? --dim
\_ No, but I want her to shop complaining that I bought her
\_ Any URL please? I'd like to show this to my wife of three years.
\- there are lots of debeers stories lately. the "issues"
\_ It was discussed on a radio show, but I have read it elsewhere
too.
\_ Are gold, silver and platinum expensive for the same reason?
\_ gold, silver, and platinum at least are available from
several suppliers and are traded on the open market. They
also are useful on their own -- as conductors, as catalysts,
for corrosion resistance (gold) or reflective properties.
--jon
\_ But diamonds are useful as industrial drill heads too, I
heard.
\_ correct. but those are industrial grade diamonds,
which are not as overpriced as jewel grade. And,
industrial grade diamonds can't really be made into
jewel grade. excess precious metals can be purified
and used for a variety of purposes --jon
\_ Another thing I forgot to add, was that on the radio show, it was
mentioned that at one point in time, today's jewelry-grade
diamonds were selling at like the equivalent of a few US dollars,
or something similar. That was before the early miners got
together to form the De Beers cartel.
with dianmonds and debeers: 1. it is a cartel that
sucessfully keeps diamond prices very high 2. they do so
through some pretty hardball tactics as well as propaganda
and misinformation and traditional ads 3. they are doing a
\_ and don't forget disinformation as well!
lot of bogus stuff to supress artificial diamonds [which
are a lot closer to the real thing than artificial fur,
which seems reasonable successful 4. they are hypocrits
on say this anti-blood diamond campaign ... it's pretty
tough for debeers to claim a real interest in africans
but this certification campaign helps themselves. --psb
\_ seriously, this is all true. the whole idea that you
should have a diamond engagement ring is just a debeers
marketing ploy and is not traditional at all, but a very
recent development. don't fall for the hype.
\_ This kind of BS usually comes from guys who spend
thousands on computers or tech toys. Somehow,
getting a state of the art computer is more
important than making your future wife happy.
As long as you think that way you're not ready
to share your life with someone else. I don't
buy into the "spend 2.5-3 times monthly salary
on a diamond" routine. But you do have to get
something that's symbolic of the relationship.
It doesn't cost that much to make your future
bride happy. -happy married guy (HMG? :-)
\_ something symbolic, absolutely. a ring, sure.
a diamond? no fucking way. when i get
engaged it will not be to someone who thinks
i need a big shiny artificially price inflated
rock on my finger. -lila
\_ I wasn't suggesting that a guy buy a
diamond ring and force his wife to wear it.
The above scenario was more like: the girl
wants a diamond ring but the guy would
rather spend the money on computers instead.
That's the scenario I have problems with.
If you don't want a diamond ring, good for
you. -HMG
\_ There is no way to make your bride happy.
Women are the source of all the problems
in the world, because they can't sit around
and be content with what they've got. They
always need something more, something better,
something nicer. If you have to start out
your marriage by buying a chunk of carbon
for your wife in order to make her happy,
you will be in for lots of misery later on.
\_ Yes, I believe some artificial diamonds actually have
better internal reflection properties than real diamonds,
meaning that objectively they should look more beautiful.
\- activists need to start throwing blood on
people like elizabth taylor for wearing
diamonds. i am kind of curitous if there is a
mkt for fake diamond certifications ... so
you could just get your chica a fake ... or are
women so cynical as to get independent
appraisals these days. --psb
\_ You can't trust a woman. Never. Under
no circumstances. - BDG
\_ Many quality diamonds have serial numbers
etched in them. It would be very hard to
fake that. The rule with diamonds is
(unless you are *very* wealthy) that if it
looks too good to be true then it probably
is. Even a (only) 1 carat stone of high
quality is going to cost about $5000. --dim
\- this serial number business is the
certification things debeers pushed in
"response" to the stories about "blood
diamonds". 1. debeers isnt really all that
clean themselves 2 what they call a certi-
fication is really "branding". instead of
saying "women, ask for a debeers diamond"
which would be crass, they say "ask for a
politcally correct, non-artificial, debeers
diamond.". --psb
\_ Why? You gonna make her take the ring back?
\_ No, but I want her to stop complaining that I bought her
cheap engagement and wedding rings while I saved the money
and used it on down payment on our house afterwards.
\_ She's complaining, is she? Well that's the first sign.
Soon your will be in the poor house living on one meal
of uncooked beans a day and she will be spending your
money on her lovers in a exotic carribean locale.
\_ The genius of De Beers is to have successfully equated diamonds
with love, or at least the romantic version of love. Thus all
fulfillment of a romantic love relationship have to first pony
up the De Beers love tax, "nothing much, just two months of
your salary, and love is priceless and forever", in the form
of the diamond engagement ring.
\_ http://www.bridaltips.com/diamond.htm
http://www.diamondreview.com
--- yuen
\_ A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a
girl's best friend. -John |
| 2002/1/9 [Recreation/Dating, Health/Women] UID:23501 Activity:nil |
1/8 http://cse.stanford.edu/classes/cs201/projects-00-01/women-faculty "Socially, I just find myself in awkward situations. Guys hit on me all the time, including a TA. My friendliness gets mistaken for flirtation or romantic interest. Why can't a girl just kick back and hang out with a guy without him and everyone else thinking that there is a romantic involvement!" [ reformatted - motd formatting daemon ] \_ It's probably because you don't know how to format. \_ hey don't pick on her, she's just a girl \_ Let's find her pics and we'll judge if she's making this up. |
| 2002/1/8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23494 Activity:moderate |
1/7 Thanks to News of the Wierd, we now have proof!
] A November report in the Northwestern University daily
] newspaper described Dr. Michael Bailey's research project
] (which had already been vetted by the school's ethics
] people) to determine sexual arousal rates of females by,
] respectively, heterosexual erotic images and lesbian erotic
] images. Coeds were recruited at $75 an hour (two to three
] times the going rate for campus research guinea pigs) to
] have the "vaginal photo-plethysmograph" inserted to measure
] moisture and swelling. Dr. Bailey's preliminary conclusion:
] Women (whether straight or gay) get aroused by either
] straight or lesbian scenes, whereas comparable research
] had shown that men were aroused only by images depicting
] their own sexual orientation. [Daily Northwestern, 11-29-01]
\_ Maybe it's the photo-plethysmograph that is arousing them.
\_ Yea, the next question is how they measured arousal in males...
If it involved shoving anything up any particular orifice,
your hypothesis seems like a reasonable guess.
\_ Standard would be a penile pressure cuff, to measure blood
pressure in the member. -chialea
\_ Your tax dollars at work. Thank God this sort of quality research
is going on and improving all our lives!
\_ Did they differentiate between qwerty and dvorak users? If not then
we know the research isn't valid. More junk from a bottom tier
school. Dvorak!
\_ It's tax dollars well-spent, cause now I know I am normal, and
can stop worrying.
\_ Glad my money was spent making you feel 'normal' about your
sexual preferences. You're just like many other young women
who are willing to accept money in exchange for watching lesbian
porn with a probe up their vagina. Congratulations!
\_ Why do people insist on calling me a young woman when I am
a young man. Now I feel abnormal again.
\_ Does two women doing it in straight non-lesbian AVs count as
lesbian scenes? I'm a straight guy and I'm aroused by both
straight and women-women scenes, but I don't watch pure lesbian AVs.
\_ TMI. Go away.
\_ What's "TMI"? |
| 2002/1/5-6 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23474 Activity:very high |
1/5 do i need her parent's permission in order to date an indian chica?
\_ Depends on the girl.
\_ no, the appropriate answer to a stupid question is a stupid
answer: the decision is made by the father, on the basis
of how good he thinks you are at putting weasels down your
pants. try to get invited to the family's house for
dinner, and stick as many weasels down your pants as possible.
if you wear big enough pants, you can have her hand in marriage.
\_ Why is it a stupid question?
\_ If she can't decide for herself, she isn't worth it.
\_ Says who? Like the typical whore who 'chooses' to
sleep with 8 random idiots a week is worth anything
more than a trip to the clinic? Wow, she has this whole
free choice thing down so she must be a great catch! I'm
sure you'll catch something from that sort of bimbo,
though. Original poster should ask the girl out. She'll
let you know if there's a strong family tie or not. |
| 2002/1/4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23450 Activity:very high |
1/3 I'm trying to find an english equivalent of the chinese word (mandarin)
"sa chiao". Roughly it means to cuddle up with somebody. Usually
describes a woman or a young daughter. What's a good english word
that captures that meaning? Thanks.
\_ snuggle? I don't know mandarin. Just going by your description.
I can't think of any age/gender specific terms for this.
\_ you have to know mandarin to translate it. The word doesn't
just describe the physical act but also the relationship between
the two.
\_ Sorry, just a white boy doing his best to help.
\_ There are a couple of Chinese-English dictionary online if u do
a google search. I tried 3 and only manage to find "sa3 jiao1"
(to use mainland's pinyin romanization) on 1 of them. It says
"fawn, coquetry". Doesn't seem exactly right. Using dict on
soda for coquetry yields:
Coquetry \Co*quet"ry\, n.; pl. {Coquetries}. [F. coquetterie.]
Attempts to attract admiration, notice, or love, for the mere
gratification of vanity; trifling in love. ``Little
affectations of coquetry.'' --Addison.
coquetry
n : playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest [syn:
{flirt}, {flirting}, {flirtation}, {dalliance}, {toying}]
No single word feels exactly right.
\_ Thanks. I think this is one of the thousands of words that
can't be translated well. The connotation of "sa chiao"
means more than the physical act of "sa chiao".
\_ Yes, from seeing it being actually used, it usually
involves speaking in an amorous manner, for lack of
a better description.
\_ "sa chiao"? i thought that's bbq pork.
\_ cha siu, you troll.
\_ You mean sa jiao(and the j is much better than ch- in this case),
and the word has more connotation than just to cuddle/snuggle:
It's commonly used to describe a playful acting type behaviour
intended to be cute or innocent, not necessarily amorous. The
above poster's mention of coquetry seems to be the best fit, but
not quite. I would go with playful coquetry, and specify in usage
whether the intentions are amorous or not. Btw, I normally hear
it pronounced sa1 jiao1, not sa3 jiao1. Not sure which is right,
esp. if dictionaries list sa3 jiao.
\_ The problem is there can be playful acting behaviour that is
cute and innocent that cannot be considered as sa jiao.
sa jiao seems to always involve a woman, girl or young boy, and
\_ Yes, this is getting close.
Sa jiao seems to always involve a woman, girl or young boy, and
the intended target has to be one of the following: boyfriend,
husband, or an elder (mom, dad, grandparents, teacher, etc.).
A woman/girl who sa jiao is playfully acting in a cute child-
like manner, and is asking for and expecting that she would
be loved and pampered in return. |
| 2001/12/27-28 [Reference/BayArea, Recreation/Dating] UID:23385 Activity:high |
12/27 Jesus talks to GWB via Stephanie Salter. Says to use love against
terrorism. WWJD? I love the SF Comical and the SF Left.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2001/12/23/ED68324.DTL
\_ Hey, the Right Wing Nutjob is back from Christmas vacation!
\_ Hey great come back. You have *nothing* to say in response to
this drivel so you attack the person posting it. Good call.
\_ Why did you delete all your Free Republic black helicopter
conspiracy stuff? I like having that stuff in the motd.
It makes my point better than anything I could say.
\_ I didn't post the freerepublic stuff. I don't even read
it. I also don't censor other people's postings. You'll
have to ask one of the self appointed Annointed Ones who
does that why the black helicopter url is gone. Still,
the original point remains: Stephanie Salter thinks she's
channeling God/Jesus and says love is the answer to
multi national fundamentalist terrorists. http://www.azzam.com
\_ I hope he had a nice holiday with his family
\_ i think the above 4 or 5 things were written by the
same guy
\_ so do i!
\_ I thought Jesus wanted us to reform the gays and abortionists
to stop terrorism. |
| 2001/12/21-22 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Humor] UID:23337 Activity:insanely high |
12/21 So how did that craigslist pick-up meeting go?
\_ I actually went with a friend hoping to see a bunch of dufuses
walking in with flowers or something... but no one came...
except us... in which case... maybe we were the butt of the
joke. But other than that, nothing eventful.
\_ hey did you see me walk in? i'm really bald right now - danh
\_ I don't think I did. I was having coffee over on the left
side if you're facing the cash register. - rory
\_ i walked in with a couple of girls, we had some coffee
and then left to watch THE WORLD'S MOST BORING
MOVIE i mean the man who wasn't there - danh
\_ what was this? the posting was removed by the time I visited the
link.
\_ Three words: "Sexual Scavenger Hunt". I would have saved a
copy if I'd known it was going to get pulled down so fast.
\_ Someone claiming to be females and frisky posted that interested
guys should show at a particular Berkeley cafe last night between
certain hours and that "the right guy" was going to get laid a
lot over the holidays. The poster didn't give a physical
description and basically setup the world's desperate men to
show up looking stupid and desperate as part of some sick joke.
I showed early, found the girl and left by 7:25.
\_ "Someone claiming to be females" ... "I showed early, found
the girl" ... Dude, you need to get your story straight.
\_ Uh, dude, go to "humor store". Buy humor. Use. It was
a very small and simple and obvious joke. And the plural
on 'female' was simply a typo. Relax, try some valium.
Here's a big hint: I wasn't there, it was a joke. You
got that all figured out now?
\_ Damn! I got there too late. Will I find anyone out there
who will wuv me?
\_ Even he showed up lat, I left with the girl at
7:07. He must have left with some other chick.
\_ ...and?
\_ We saw the girl you left with. We laughed about it
just before we fucked like it was the end of the world. |
| 2001/12/20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23322 Activity:high |
12/19 http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/eby/w4m/2434139.html \_ Yes go there and harass random women for an hour or so. This is a really good idea. It looks more like a prank someone is pulling on their friend who they know will be there with a new boyfriend or something. Or maybe a psych experiment going wrong. \_ oh my ... HE's RIGHT! Somebody get this guy a job in the CIA or something. |
| 2001/12/20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23313 Activity:insanely high |
12/19 Anyone been to Hot Tubs on University? How is it? Do people have
sex in the tubs? (in which case, I'd rather not go)
\_ what's this, a massage parlor?
\_ no, it's a place with hot tubs.
\_ never been there... looks dirty to me...
\_ If you have nothing to say, don't say anything at all.
\_ I have something to say: I've never been inside, but just
based on what I've seen it looks trashy and disgusting...
I guess the below posts substantiate my educated guess.thx
\_ A friend of mine said his friend used to go there to get
blowjobs
\_ I have been there and had sex with my g/f there. Sorry
if that ruins it for you.
\_ I'm personally more worried if it was used for gay sex.
\_ Worse, some peole were seen bringing with them young
female goats
\_ Guys, right? Bringing in female goats? Because that
wouldn't be gay.
\_ Hookers meet you there. I;ve shot wads of cum on the room
\_ I looked inside once and saw a bunch of dirty hippies -sky |
| 2001/12/18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23286 Activity:very high |
12/17 Vanilla Sky is mindblowing.
\_ As in mindblowingly bad? The Salon reviews begins thusly,
"There are so many transvestites in "Vanilla Sky" that it's almost
impossible to list them in the order of their infamy." Explain
yourself.
\_ any good t&a shots in vanilla sky?
\_ With that skanky chick he's dating now? ew!
\_ are you gay? just asking.
\_ No. I have taste in women. She looks like a skanky
crack whore off some corner in Oakland. The woman
has no breasts, no figure, no hips. She's barely
female. I'm guessing she shaves the mustache every
second day. What exactly do you find attractive
about a woman with the figure of a 14 year old boy?
Are you gay? Just asking.
\_ this is one of those movies that you either love or hate.
\_ The people I know who worked on it don't like it. What they
*do* like is "A Beautiful Mind". --dim
\_ A mind is a terrible thing to waste. |
| 2001/11/28-29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:23134 Activity:high |
11/28 How about a vote on the funniest motd thread? Personally I loved
the "mangina" thread. Also any long winded flame on dating soda
losers (aka nice guys). That made you laugh and keep coming back
to the motd?
\_ Nice shoes.
\_ it's really sad that nice guys are losers. in this society, if
you can't get into girl's pants, you are a loser. some kinda sick
sadness
\_ It has nothing to do with getting into a chick's pants; it has
to do with someone so pathetic who wants something so easy to
get but is incapable of getting it and then whines bitterly for
years because he's incapable of changing his methods to get what
he wants and about 2 lines in I decided to make this a lengthy
run-on sentence but not the kind you'll find in The Bear by
Faulkner but the kind inspired by motd posts by virginal shy
loser boys who can't get into a girl's pants, although I prefer
skirts; the kind of boys who post whining drivel on the motd
complaining that society calls them losers because they're not
capable of performing a basic biological function such as finding
a mate and breeding, be it for the long or short term.
\_ the ultimate loser is the one who can't get any, a loser gets
only one for his whole life, a winner gets lots, the ultimate
winning is the one who does nothing but gets it anytime. =D
\_ what if you're a virginal shy loser girl?
\_ Wear a skirt, try smiling at someone.
\_ ton up your body, then you'll have guys chasing your tail.
\_ Don't you mean "tone"?
\_ Nice shoes.
\_ You found the right place.
\_ isn't "shy" really a euphemism for "ugly"?
\_ Sometimes. Short skirts help a lot.
\_ Skirts. "Miniskirt Police" in Japan.
\_ did you save this thread? Where can I find this miniskirt
thread? (It's not in the archives, I checked) Thanks.
\_ Sorry, it wasn't a thread here. I was just adding to
the fact that the above poster prefers skirts.
\_ I'm waiting until I'm married, or at least engaged.
I'm saving myself for my one true love. -!kidding
\_ I saved it for my wife too, even though I had another gf
before her.
\_ Ridiculous. How do you know if you're sexual compatible
or not? Numerous marriages have been destroyed by this.
I'm sure your church approves but this isn't a good way to
choose a mate. You're going to spend the rest of your life
sharing a bed with someone you don't know an important bit
of info about. Not smart.
\_ I don't tend to get into girls' pants often. They make my
ass look big.
\_ All of them.
\_ How to do something?
\_ Linux and bike
\_ SUV and bike
\_ tom and bike
\_ tell us about the stars, ilya.
\_ I always liked the BH and the vodka glass into the fireplace one.
\_ awwh man, that one about hte Zyxel 643 pinouts? that was hilarious! |
| 2001/11/27 [Academia, Recreation/Dating] UID:23110 Activity:high |
11/26 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_458773.html?menu=news I don't think porn classes in college are very progressive \_ "Teachers at Fort Lewis College say the classes will help broaden students' horizons." Next they'll offer a course for students to smoke pots to further broaden their horizons. \_ reminds me of the dead kenedys song "terminal preppy". \_ Is it taught by the Naughty Professor? http://www.naughtyprofessor.com \_ You understand that ananova isn't exactly a reliable news source? \_ really? \_ quite. \_ Voluntary porn is much more progressive than enforced religion. |
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