4/14    Step aside, Paris Hilton.  This tops them all.
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080414/people_nm/marilyn_monroe_sexfilm_dc
        \_ Why does this top anything?  "MM gives BJ!" is not a shocker.
           \_ $1.5M
              \_ Ok, that's kinda shocking, yeah.
           \_ On film? I think it is. It wasn't the 2000s where every
              public figure is on tape taking it up the ass.
              \_ URL?
        \_ She looks a bit chunky by today's unreasonable standards.
           \_ You'd hit that. So would I.

6/14    I figured out where motd boob guy went
        http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/14/fashion/14reduction.html
        \_ I, for one, fully support American effort to remove any chance of
           feelings of embarassment in our children.  We must shelter them from
           reality until they are at least 26!
           \_ Paris Hilton is 26.  Clearly your plan hasn't worked.  Let's
              push that back to 30 and revisit in 4 years.
              \_ *shudder* I can now see Paris Hilton relating to the age of
                 sheltering much as Mickey Mouse relates to length of copy-
                 right.
                 \_ So you figure 75+ years after her death is a good number?
        \_ Must be all that hormone in the cow milk we drink.

6/9     I completely agree with Paris.
        "Hilton added she was "shocked" by the attention her case has received
         and suggested the public and media focus on "more important things like
         the men and women serving our country in Iraq."
        \_ does that mean she's going to refuse to get paid for insipid
           shows about how dumb Paris Hilton is, and dedicate herself to
           solving the crisis in the Middle East?
           Oh, no, it doesn't mean that.  It just means she's in an
           embarrasing position and wants to deflect attention away.  -tom
        \_ Wow, I never realized that she was such a patriot.
           \_ She has *got* to be a Republican.
              \_ No.  She has never spent one moment of her life thinking
                 about politics or much of anything else.  She is not a
                 Republican or a Democrat.  She is an empty headed party girl
                 bimbo with 'parents' who seem to encourage it and certainly
                 don't discourage it.  But her publicist is right.  We have
                 heard way too much about her.  We've also heard plenty about
                 Iraq.  What is news about this is how many people who are
                 given prison sentences are released having served a trivial
                 amount or in some cases no time at all.
        \_ A well placed political troll to detract people from the jail time
           issue -- Paris' publicist is brilliant, simply brilliant.
        \_ Why does anyone care about Paris Hilton anyway? Does it all go back
           to that sex tape incident?
           \- there is a different between "caring about paris hilton" as in
              who did she get into a fight with at which LA club" vs caring
              about the plutocratization of society, one aspect of which is
              see in how the gears of justice turn differently for different
              folks.

7/28    Jesus Christ
        link:tinyurl.com/az5wy
        \_ Huh?
        \_ mildly NSFW
        \_ ...
        \_ jesus christ doesn't have hooters, you ignorant twit
        \_ Is the one with small boobs Paris Hilton?
           \_ No.
        \_ One chick with hot boobs but ample waistline, and another with small
           boobs.  What about it?
           \_ In the real world, chicks with "hot boobs" of the type and
              dimension pictured usually tend to have "ample waistline,"
              unless their "hot boobs" are actually "fake boobs."  Most men
              have actually spent time around women and know this, but this
              is soda.
           \_ Small?  Smaller than the other, maybe....

5/31    I hate to say this but Paris Hilton's mom is HOT. She is so much
        classier and better looking than Paris. She's a MILF. *DROOOOL*
        \_ http://www.kimrichards.net/Kathy/photos.html
           Why does this woman look suspiciously like the MILF in the American
           Pie movies?
           \_ she looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor to me
        \_ Is there anyone less classy than Paris Hilton? I think even
           Anna Nicole Smith is classier.
           \_ I'm sure you can find someone less classy.  That doesn't change
              the fact that she's rich white trash.
              \_ So, let me get this straight, not to put words into your
                 mouth or anything, but (assuming you're an even remotely
                 heterosexual male) if PH showed up at your door in a tiny
                 satin basque and said "oh, [your name here] you manly stud,
                 take me now", you wouldn't at least consider it?  -John
        \_ Hot?  She looks so ordinary.  I saw many moms that were way hotter
           than her at the Oakland Zoo this past Sunday, with ample bosoms and
           slim waists and stuff.
           \_ that may be true but they're probably not as well dressed and
              well mannered as Mrs. Hilton. Also, most likely, they don't
              have a chauffer and a house full of butlers and maids. I'll go
              for Mrs. Hilton over pretty bimbos in the zoo any time. The
              question is, will she go for people like us? No.

5/27    Who's the shit for brains that deleted the post about Rick Solomon's
        slutty Paris Hilton video?

1/26    I just learned thet http://freep.com is NOT free republic.  color me shocked.
        \_ I used to read that site every day back when the NHL existed
        \_ Did you know that Walmart and Walgreens are not owned by the same
           people?
           \_ Both are owned by Walt Disney, you moron.
           \_ Both are places where Paris Hilton would go to buy some walls.

2/12    Full length paris hilton tape released on net: (semi work-safe)
        http://www.nypost.com/seven/02122004/gossip/15544.htm
        \_ When is someone going to put this in /csua/tmp?
           \_ Go ahead.  No one else cares.
              \_ your ambivalence is emasculating
                 \_ you really want to see a chick stoned out of her mind
                    taking it up the ass whole chatting on the phone?  i don't
                    and don't understand why anyone else would.  go ahead and
                    put it in tmp, no one is stopping you.
                    \_ Sounds like you watched it already.
        \_ The 2 minute clip was bad enough.  She looked so stoned and fucked
           up there was nothing erotic about it.
           \_ I thought there was something intriguing about the way she just
              lay there talking on the phone like nothing while that guy used
              her body, as well as the supposed illicitness of the vid.
              \_ "Intriguing?"  You sound like a potential sicko voyeur.  Best
                 to check yourself into a mental hospital before you do any
                 damage.
                 \_ I think a lot of people are sicko voyeurs. Why all the
                    hype about this, and the Pamela Anderson thing, etc.?
                    The vid didn't arouse me but it was...morbidly interesting.
                    \_ Morbid interest sounds like arousal to me.
                        \_ Only if you're a necrophiliac.
                           \_ Note I didn't necessarily say _sexual_ arousal.

11/19   What happened to Paris Hilton thread?
        \_ /csua/tmp/paris_hilton.wmv
        \_ Who's the guy in the video?
           \_ Does he make you wet?
           \_ Rick Soloman.  He made the video and is now suing the person who
              gave it to a porn company.
        \_ Paris Hilton: yet another nobody famous for being nobody.  sheesh.
        \_ Paris Hilton... zzzz....

11/19   Any body seen a copy of the Paris Hilton clip? Any good?
        \_ Yes.  No.  See for your self  /csua/tmp/paris_hilton.wmv
           \_ Well, she's not a professional, but she's not bad.  She's
              got an uncanny way of centering herself in the shot, and
              she's obviously in love with herself.  Overall, though, she
              doesn't look like she'd be an attentive lover.
              \_ attentive?  you're confused. you dont need a girl like this to
                 be attentive, just receptive.  if shell take it all three
                 holes in any order then no worries.  90s guys, sheesh.
                 \_ Dude, no money shot = not attentive.
                    \_ im not talking porn.  im talking fucking her yourself
                       in response to "over all, though, she ..." from above.
                 \_ I wonder if any woman will take it oral or vaginal after
                    taking it anal.  Yucks.
        \_ Yes, and nope. It's in nightvision (ie, it's in green & black), and
           video quality is quite bad. Add to the fact she is not that hot
           to begin with, it's just another "spy cam" video that's overly
           abundant on p2p like kazaa.
           \_ the nightvision thing is weird.
        \_ http://www.hilton-paris.com ?

11/14   Is the Paris Hilton sex video real? The one I've seen is shot in
        nightvision, there's a TV in the background, and she answers her
        cell phone in the middle.
        \_ First of all, I have no idea who Paris Hilton is. Why is she
           so significant?
           \_ she's this extremely horrible person who is an heir to the Hilton
                (the hotel chain) fortune.  She and her sister are famous for
                partying 24/7, having sex with movie stars, and spending more
                money than you will likely ever see on clothing.  Unfortunately
                I am not exaggerating.  The Hilton sisters are a perfect
                example of what is wrong with our society- why should they
                \_ I find this interesting.  what is wrong with _our_
                   society?  If this is what's wrong with _our_ society,
                   will you please point out a society that has solved this
                   problem?
                   \_ yeah, those islamic fundamentalist types don't have
                      these problems.
                   \_ so it has to be solved in order for you to understand
                      it's a problem?
                       \_ boy, you are a bit of an idiot, that person's point
                          was not that it wasn't a problem but that it wasn't
                          specific to US.  Please find a clue stick and beat
                          yourself with it. -phuqm
                care about people who have less than 100 million dollars?
                What have you done for them recently?  Pass me the ecstasty!
                We're living in a music video!  WOOOOOOO!
        \_ It's real.  There are a lot of fakes out there though...
           \_ Yeah, no kidding. The real one is around 5MB. Crappy quality,
              and yeah, it's the green nightvision one. Too bad she really
              isn't that hot to begin with.
              \_ Her body's a work of art though.  Looks like she's 5'8",
                 125lbs and sporting 34C's.
                 \_ 34C?  All her pics I saw are flat-chested.  Looks more like
                    an A.
                    \_ He must've seen the wrong video.
                       \_ No I didn't see the video.  I only searched in
                          http://images.google.com.
              \_ As porn, it sucks; however, since it's not supposed to be
                 distributed, that makes it a bit more interesting.
                 \_ Yeah but what drugs was she on?  The last thing I really
                    wanted to see was some rich bitch doing her own very lame
        \_ I never heard of her before I saw the video.  BFD.
                    porn video while blasted out of her mind on something.
        \_ I never heard of her before I saw the video.  BFD.
              \_ I heard the 5MB one is culled from a 45-minute tape.
        \_ http://fleshbot.com is dedicated to this sort of thing. from the creator
           of http://moreover.com, a legit media tracking site (sorta like news.google)