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        Two contrasting remarks:
        '"We do not have the capacity to fix this situation. Haiti needs help
        ... the Americans are welcome here. But where are they? We need them
        here on the street with us," said policeman Dorsainvil Robenson,
        deployed to chase looters in the capital.'
        'Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez accused Washington of "occupying
        Haiti undercover."'
        \_ Whaddya know? Hugo had some goodwill saved up to burn just for
           the occasion.