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| 2009/5/27-6/3 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:53051 Activity:nil |
5/27 aspo I found you on youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/gillette \_ What, like you've never sahved your crotch... \_ I tried shaving my crotch once. The shaving part was fine. But when the hair started growing back, it was itchy as hell because the short hair rubbed against the skin. -- !OP \_ That's part of the fun. |
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| 2008/9/16-19 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:51194 Activity:nil |
9/16 Really? There are no recent grads. here looking for a nice, local,
jr. to mid-level sys admin gig in the sexy world of mobile-location?
I haven't even told you how little we are paying yet. Don't let the
prospect of working with Brain or Aspo frighten you. They are fine
in person, really. Mail me if you have questions. -crebbs
\_ recent grads don't read the MOTD. -tom
\_ Check your crystal ball again Tom. Fortunately, I already found
a job though. -mrauser, recent grad extrodinaire
\_ That's "recent grad", singular. -tom
\_ Sorry what is this about??? -someone out of context
\_ Crebbs needs a lackey. WaveMarket has a lot of things going for
it. Work for WaveMarket. Be Tom's lackey. -aspo
\_ Did you try jobs@csua? |
| 2008/8/13-14 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:50860 Activity:moderate |
8/13 suck my dick aspolito. btw is your ars ready for serious sodomization?
\_ You are so not my type honey. -aspo
\_ Whether you're ready or not, your ars should get ready,
cuz Imma gonna force you to like it. Imma gonna kidnap
you to an unknown location uptown where nobody can
hear us. Fuck you New York City!
\_ Wow, an anonymous rape threat! I'm somebody! -aspo
\_ I have a CCW permit and I can protect you. Where in
NYC do you live? -CCW guy
\_ Wow, you got a CCW in NYC? How? |
| 2008/7/18-23 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:50616 Activity:nil |
7/18 At least he knows what he wants (NSFW):
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html
\_ Hello tawei!
\_ This is really funny, NSFW though.
\_ Whoops! You're right, so noted. -op
\_ aspolito, when did you discover that you liked being
sodomized? can i sodomize you?
\_ You got the wrong person buddy. Oh and I'm pretty sure
the answer is no, but if you want send me a picture I'll
keep the offer in mind. -aspo |
| 2008/5/19-23 [Science/Battery, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:50009 Activity:nil |
5/19 why are you such an ass aspolito? why dont you stick a D battery in
your ars, dipshit |
| 2008/4/21-5/2 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:49788 Activity:nil |
4/21 You'll appreciate this tom holub:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4
\_ Target rich environment?
\_ I missed it (don't want to be a spoiler) completely! This
would be a great TV commercial here in the US.
\_ Except most American don't care about bears.
\_ I think aspolito cares very much about bears.
\_ I think aspolito wants to be sodomized by bears.
\_ I think it's clever, although I had already read about the research
this was based on, so I knew what to expect.
I think the message is actually a bit off. No amount of telling
people "look out for cyclists" will make them look out for cyclists.
Your goal as a cyclist is to put yourself in a position to be the
expected thing rather than the unexpected one. -tom |
| 2008/4/11 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:49722 Activity:nil |
4/11 Hey aspolito, you should read this before engaging in anal:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24036106 |
| 2008/4/2-3 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:49653 Activity:nil |
4/2 hmm.
[A lot of porn with "aspo" in the path removed]
\_ Nope, that's really not my style of porn. Out of curiosity where
did this come from? -aspo |
| 2008/3/19-21 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:49503 Activity:low |
3/19 It always amazes me how people on soda are willing to casually talk
about hurting people who disagree with them (aspolito on wall today).
\_ Thanks for your concern. -- !aspolito
\_ It always amazes me how much people on soda totally miss the point.
-aspolito
\_ Hi ilyas.
\_ Fail. -- ilyas
\- If richard perle were to be laying in the road bleeding
tp death, I'd like to think I'd let him die. I thik I could
do that. If he were laying in the road covered with gasoline,
I'm not sure I could drop a match on him. |
| 2006/6/4-8 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:43275 Activity:nil |
6/4 aspolito are you @deadhookers.org?
http://www.craigslist.org/eby/sad/163706669.html
\_ I'm so not a sysadmin -aspo
\_ I know. Everyone knows you're a fucking ass.
\_ Sometimes yah, I can be. -aspo
\_ Says you. -John
\_ You deny it? -aspo |
| 2006/3/30-4/3 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:42557 Activity:nil |
3/30 Who works at WaveMarket? I'm not going in to ask for anonymous
sodans. -- jsjacob
\_ is that homosexual code?
\_ Brain, aspo, danh, crebbs
\_ Plenty of sodans work at Google. WaveMarket is the next
Google!
\_ why dont they help get us jobs there?
\_ Do you need a job? /csua/pub/jobs/AvantGo --dbushong
\_ WaveMarket is the next CSUA! |
| 2005/7/18-19 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:38686 Activity:low |
7/18 work with aspo and brain and danh! It will be fun!
/csua/pub/jobs/WaveMarket -brain
\_ We also need black box qa people! Know anyone "good with
computers" but not a coder? Make them happy, get them jobs! -aspo
\_ Wait is 'working with danh and aspo' a positive endorsement?
I mean aspo might try to seduce you, and danh will bury you in
links involving shit and babies with no faces. -- ilyas
\_ I don't try to seduce my coworkers. I'm smarter than that.
\_ It's not his fault, the lesbians make him do it. -John |
| 2005/6/1-3 [Academia/Berkeley, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:37932 Activity:nil |
6/1 Received in my Berkeley Online e-mail:
"Marquesa Lawrence, a UC Berkeley outreach officer, is appearing in a
new ABC-TV reality show called 'The Scholar,' in which 10 outstanding
high school students from across the country live together while
competing to win a full scholarship, valued at $250,000, to the college
of their choice. Lawrence is one of three judges on a 'scholarship
committee' that assesses the students' performance."
(I recommend a new reality show called, "The USCA Co-op":
Is aspolito hoarding the Oreos? What is this week's House Manager
scandal?)
\_ I never horded food! Co-op food horders suck. -aspo
\_ ooh! house manager scandals! my favorite was when we thought our
house manager was dead, but it just turned out he was crashing after
a week-long speed binge, and was sleeping for three days.
\_ Whiskey-stained buck-toothed Backwards creep
Grizzly bear motherfucker Never goes to sleep |
| 2005/4/6-8 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:37094 Activity:nil |
4/6 come work with aspo and brain and crebbs. It will be fun!
QA job in Emeryville. See /csua/pub/jobs/WaveMarket . -brain |
| 2004/7/15 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:32298 Activity:nil |
7/15 Word association game, you can only add ONE word you associate with
one CSUA person. I'll start, feel free to augment this list:
\_ tom: bike
\_ ilyas: ocaml
\_ psb: fan, homosexual
\_ lila: butter
\_ shac: pegging, black
\_ kchang: stfu gay
\_ ax: breasts
\_ aspolito: masturbation
\_ jon: tiger balm
\_ chris: love sponge
\_ peterm:
\_ mehlhaff: motd archive
\_ jsl:
\_ sodans: nerds
\_ finger: sodans: no such user |
| 2004/4/29 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Kinney, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:13460 Activity:high |
4/29 Vote for your csua man of the award, I'll start:
\_ closest to a divinity man: psb
\_ grouchy old man: tom
\_ tallest man: erikred
\_ :) --erikred
\_ most bitter man: bdg
\_ most squishable man: kinney, paolo
\_ paolo made great changes and contributions to csua,
why is he the most squishable? -paolo #1 fan
\_ writing a script to delete the MOTD every 3 minutes is
a great contribution?
\_ being a twat?
\_ most riced boy: dickylee
\_ best motd troll: ausman
\_ how do you know ausman is a troll?
\_ Ve haff our ways.
\_ ilyas
\_ best != most prolific.
\_ I find this interesting, since the only threads I start are
CS puzzle threads. How can I be a troll if I never start
troll threads? If I should be guilty of anything, it's
responding to trolls. -- ilyas
\_ best mormon: emarkp [restored]
\_ what makes one qualify as 'best mormon'?
\_ He's good enough, he's smart enough, and goshdarnit, people
like him!
\_ Drat. I was hoping for grouchy old man. -emarkp
\_ The sad part is, I can't even argue with this award. -jrleek
\_ most likely to get his ass kicked: dans
\_ Been there, done that. -dans
\_ most hoping for grouchy old man: emarkp
\_ Yes! -emarkp
\_ cocktease: aspolito
\_ best motd locker: williamc
\_ ED! |
| 2003/10/16 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:10652 Activity:nil |
10/15 We are taking suggestions as to what may have led aspolito to
to go completely apeshit and avoid all his friends. person with
best suggestion wins dinner with him.
\_ Missed his period?
\_ lost job, lost girlfriend, dog ran away?
\_ unlikely
\_ he definitely had a girlfriend at one point
\_ I find that frightening.
\_ I heard he and PSB are on a church retreat in South Korea,
learning how to serve God.
\_ crack?
\_ Someone said he had been without sleep for a couple of days.
\_ sounds like crack to me....
\_ maybe he read that article about the Golden Gate Bridge
\_ How about danh, being danh, was totally unbearable to aspo,
annoyed aspo somehow beyond endurance, and got dumped in Seattle
for being intolerable? I think that's more likely than anything
else.
\_ i'm really not that annoying. really. - danh
\_ Dan, are you really telling us that you did *nothing* to
provoke aspo's behavior? We've only heard your side of it
after all.
\_ nah, nah. not annoying in a general sense, just...
annoying *to aspo*. dig?
\_ if that's the case, then everyone is unbearable to aspo.
\_ Frankly, who cares? It's just another childish acting out phase.
Only one of many he's had over the years. Or just the same one
going on for a really long time depending on how you look at it. |
| 2003/10/16 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:10648 Activity:nil |
10/15 Who is psb, danh, and aspolito? Someone please describe each person
in one sentence or less. Thanks. -newbie
\_ psb: cross Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons with one of the alien
goths from Dark City.
danh: a magnet for chaos, knows where all the weirdest shows are
and has a terrible relationship with money. The CSUA mascot, he
was once the entire politburo because everyone else resigned.
aspolito: the reason your mom didn't want you to go to Berkeley.
Like one of the Cenobites from Hellraiser. Except with scat porn.
\_ newbie, contact me and I will show you The Way. -brain
\_ They are all great guys, super smart and nice and handsome.
\_ except danh
\_ So, why didn't any one of them run for Governor?
\_ They knew they couldn't compete with Georgy
\_ Believe everything you read on the motd. Everything you read
on the motd is guaranteed by the University of California and the
Regents to be The Truth.
\_ It is not important that psb. Rather, it is crucial that !psb. |
| 2003/3/18 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:27731 Activity:high |
3/17 What's better, 10 years in a Turkish prison or sex
with aspolito?
\_ With, or without a condom? |
| 2002/7/22-23 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:25403 Activity:insanely high 50%like:26400 |
7/22 motd poll: how many sodans have you had sex with. Please be honest
here. And don't turn this poll into a big troll:
0:
1: .
2:
3-5:
5:
\_ Does that CSUA meeting in 1997 that turned into a giant
orgy count?
\_ So, um, just to be clear, what's your definition of "sex"?
\_ you ain't clinton and this ain't a congressional hearing.
0: .....
1: ...
2: ...
3-5: ...
>5: ..
\_ Do i count one if i pleasured myself?
\_ No.
\_ For numbers greated than one, is it enough to have sex with one
\_ Oh well, back to virginhood again.
\_ what about cybersex?
\_ No.
\_ For numbers greater than one, is it enough to have sex with one
sodan at a time or does it have to be a group orgy?
\_ I'm having trouble imaging sodans having orgies together.
Who should I picture this happening with?
\_Obaspolito
\_ I am sodan orgy free thank you very much -aspo
\_ do not pick on aspolito! --chris
\_ jsl
\_ Does it count if you have sex with them before they become
csua'ers?
\_ how about if they left the CSUA before you had sex with them?
\_ how do you leave the CSUA? the politburo comes
over to your house and chialea rips off your arms?
How about if you didn't know they were in the CSUA until afterward?
\_ yes and yes.
\_ How about if they didn't know you're having sex with them
until afterwards (ie. rape)?
\_ Do lustful gazes and impure thoughts count?
\_ Well no, I'm just asking so as to better interpret the results.
Actually, I wasn't aware there were as many females in CSUA as
there are dots on the poll. I never saw 'em anyway. Or does
CSUA embrace homosexuality in addition to Godless communism?
\_ soda people inspire you to do this??
\_ Well no, I'm just asking so as to better interpret the
results. Actually, I wasn't aware there were as many
females in CSUA as there are dots on the poll. I never saw
'em anyway. Or does CSUA embrace homosexuality in addition
to Godless communism?
\_ Don't be stupid.
\_ This is the motd, everyone lies on the motd
\_ OBnextthread: how much do you make? more lies.
\_ Does yermom count?
\_ Yes if she is/was a sodan, no if not. Sheesh.
\_ Best MOTD topic in quite awhile, yay!
\_ Who is the greater than 5 guy, I wanna shake your hand. -5
\_ "guy"? it is probably a chick, soda guys don't get laid
too much. |
| 2002/5/26-27 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:24951 Activity:high 66%like:24967 |
5/26 pictures of logout?
\_ I hear there was some (more) great footage of aspo!
\_ I hear dans got some. From whom?
\_ got some pictures or got "some"? from aspo?
\_ no. yes. no.
\_ No comment. -dans
\_ let's hear the story dans.
\_ I already told you the story wllm. -dans
\_ no. no.
\_ what a lame editing job. that was as bad as episode I |
| 2001/9/18 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:22513 Activity:high |
9/18 I'm tired of all the talk about terrorism. Can we get back to
aspolito and anal sex and asian chicks discussion?
\_ no.
\_ Mmm, Mayu Kiozumi..
\_ Can't find her in Yahoo. Who's she? |
| 2001/8/23-24 [Recreation/Dating, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:22223 Activity:insanely high |
8/23 What is a proper reaction when you bump into an ex-GF with whom you
had a nasty breakup? (Or ex-BF). I pretended that I didn't see her
and walked right on and did not look at her. There are probably
different reactions in different situations:
a) I was walking alone and she was with a guy
\_ I'd look at who she was with but not at her
b) I was with a girl and she was alone
\_ not surprising to see no replies in this section.
\_ Ask for a threesome.
c) I was with a girl and she was with a guy
\_ same as (a).
\_ ATTENTION BDG! What would you do if you bumped into your ex-wife
on the street? -bdg's #1 fan
\_You should grab her breasts instead of shaking her hand.
\_ Sorry, you're not in Japan.
\_ Don't be pathetic. Smile, wave, say hi, get over youself already.
Sheesh. Did you learn anything growing up? -aspo
\_ There is this old saying: 'Man, to thyself be true.' It applies
in this case. Most people dislike their ex-girlfriends. I will
not smile, or wave, or say hi to someone I do not like. This
isn't being immature, it is being true to myself. You, aspolito,
are a conniving little shit. You are not true to yourself.
\_ It's not an old saying, it's your incredibly poor
misquotation of Shakespeare, Hamlet Act I, Scene 3,
Polonious:
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
are people so afraid to show their true feelings?
And, frankly, you seriously missed the point.
\_ you know he's right. unless you want to remain an immature
sodan geek with no social skills forever.
\_ well, if it was a "nasty breakup" why should you smile and
wave? that's just being unrealistic.
\_ No, that's being cordial. Do you wear your heart on
your sleeve for everything?
\_ there's a difference between wearing your heart on your
sleeve and outright being false. i wouldn't do anything
in particular but i sure wouldn't put on some fake act.
the whole assumption here was that we're not friends,
presumably anti-friends, for some reason. the way people
put on fake acts for each other is such bullshit. why
are people so afraid to show their true feelings? i have
second thoughts about people who act one way in front of
someone and then different behind their back. it's kind
of like lying, morally.
\_ so why don't you sign your name, coward? -tom
\_ why are you so interested in my name, fag?
\_ Well it sure is easy to be "honest" and
call people names when you hide behind
anonymity. -tom
\_ So you'd rather that everyone who dislikes you
assaults you when they see you? I'd prefer the
alternative where they pretend that they don't
want to beat me up, even though you think that's
"lying, morally".
\_ Maybe that's because you're a cowardly little shit.
If they hate me then yeah I'd like to know, so I
know to watch out for them. Nails under my tires,
and all that.
\_ No, it's called being polite.
\_ it isn't about "lying, morally" you whiny little
shit. It is about being a reasonable person and
not so self-absorbed you hold onto things forever.
You dated this person, you presumably at one point
cared about this person. The least you can do is
say hi to them. It isn't about being polite, it is
about having a little respect for people even when
you don't get along with them.
That being said if it was a really ugly breakup you
allowed a few months where you can sulk and be an
annoying little twit and do tihngs like ignore someone
although if you are a big enough man you wouldn't
have to. -aspo
\_ oh and it is quite possible to smile, wave, and
say hi without actuing like you are buddy-buddy
-aspo
\_ Wow. Aspo giving girlfriend advice. What do you know about
women, aspo? Heck, what do you know about men?
\_ more than most sodans. -aspo
\_ Stop digging dude.
\_ what you want a resume of the people I've dated? -aspo
\_ Let me know when you get to China.
\_ Ask for a quick fuck.
\_ d) You were with a girl and your ex-GF was with a girl, and your
ex-GF were trying to approach your girl why she had become a
lesbian.
e) I was with yermom and she was with yerdad
\_ I agree with aspo. -ausman
\_ Is aspo some religious figure like Paul?
\_ Yes, Aspo is my Lord and Master.
\_ He is when his cock is in your ass.
\_ I have read that in some cultures (e.g. Japanese culture), the
more formal and polite the are, the more it indicates your
dislike for a person (assuming you know them well enough to be
less formal). This isn't being false to yourself, but
demonstrating your dislike in a way that doesn't make you look
immature.
\_ those are fucked-up cultures. anyway, that's different than
"smile, wave, say hi". |
| 2001/1/7 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Motd] UID:20260 Activity:moderate |
These Twink Points are as determined by the Twink Arbiter (me). They are completely non-negotiable. To compute your Twink Score, subtract the Amortized Twink Points from the Cumulative Twink Points. For each week during which you gain no Twink Points, one Twink Point will be amortized per number of consecutive twinkless weeks. Any soda user not listed here has never earned a Twink Point. Twink Points are earned primarily by making twinkish statements, be they on wall, in mail to root, staff, csua, or twink-arbiter, on http://ucb.org.csua, or in person at CSUA events or in the office. One point is awarded per twinkish statement (note that a single wall, mail, or post may have more than one twinkish statement). \_ The fact that anyone even took the time to create this list deserves 500 twink points in itself. \_ +1 for not tabbing motd entry and +1 for not dating. \_ soda ~% grep twink /etc/mail/aliases twink-arbiter: tom twink: twink-arbiter \_ notice the twink-arbiter is also a twink \_ no, the twink-arbiter is the master twink. Login Cumulative Twink Points Amortized Twink Points aaron 11 11 abid 1 1 acheng 1 1 achoi 177 177 agee 8 8 alexb 1 1 alexf 1 1 alexlam 1 1 ali 76 76 alissa 3 3 allan 2 2 allenp 1 1 alvin 1 1 amitj 2 2 andreas 1 1 andychen 1 1 anitac 18 18 anjlee 1 1 annieh 1 1 anurag 1 1 appel 13 13 ari 16 16 aspolito 9 9 asteffes 2 2 aswan 3 3 aubie 12 12 ausman 29 29 ax 1 1 benchan 1 1 benco 163 163 bensonng 1 1 berk 1 1 bernt 2 2 bkong 2 2 blojo 2 2 bng 5 5 bonds 2 2 boss 3 3 brain 1 1 brendal 1 1 brg 4 4 brianm 1 1 calbear 4 4 calchung 1 1 caos 3 3 cathyli 1 1 ccytsao 1 1 cdaveb 67 67 chiapet 2 2 choba 1 1 chris 87 87 chug 1 1 clue 2 2 cmingyip 1 1 cmlee 440 440 coganman 4 4 corinney 1 1 daryl 1 1 davecw 4 4 daveh 124 124 davidf 3 3 debbie 11 11 denise 1 1 dennisc 1 1 dickylee 100 100 dkmkane 1 1 doan 1 1 donsw 1 1 dpetrou 1 1 dsweet 2 2 dukie 1 1 dwang 2 2 ehud 4 4 elicheng 1 1 elizp 2 2 emarkp 2 2 eric 5 5 erich 2 2 ether 1 1 etroung 1 1 etruong 2 2 etse 1 1 fchan 1 1 genehkan 5 5 geoffrey 1 1 ghhvi 1 1 gmartin 5 5 gosha 2 2 gupta 1 1 hahnak 1 1 henryhc 1 1 houman 1 1 housman 1 1 howl 3 3 hsingh 1 1 htleung 1 1 ikiru 14 14 indi 1 1 ivy 55 55 janet 3 3 jasonma 1 1 javadis 1 1 jayson 1 1 jbheiman 1 1 jef 1 1 jefe 3 3 jeph 2 2 jgwang 3 3 jhens 2 2 jimjiang 2 2 jnat 7 7 jng 2 2 joeking 1 1 johnm 2 2 johnsonk 1 1 jon 36 35 jor 56 56 josh 13 13 jowens 1 1 joy 1 1 sl 81 81 junokim 2 2 jwang 1 1 jwtong 1 1 kaiya 1 1 kane 5 5 karenyh 1 1 kchang 114 114 kenji 5 5 kiet 1 1 kigordon 1 1 kiran 1 1 klee 1 1 lafe 4 4 lars 1 1 larson 1 1 leslif 1 1 lila 9 9 lingo 1 1 lisha 3 3 llee 1 1 lleong 1 1 lolly 2 2 lorinda 1 1 magtse 1 1 marco 21 21 mary 1 1 math 1 1 maxmcc 5 5 mayhuang 1 1 mehlhaff 1 1 mel 6 6 mgeis 1 1 mhetrick 1 1 minhn 1 1 mlee 69 69 mooah 1 1 moonskim 1 1 mrehrer 1 1 muchandr 43 43 murder 1 1 nesim 2 2 nevman 39 39 nickkral 15 15 niki 4 4 nweaver 102 102 oj 1 1 paolo 4 3 paulwang 11 11 pchen 1 1 pcjr 43 43 peirong 1 1 peterl 2 2 peterm 1 1 petr 1 1 ping 1 1 pmcnab 1 1 politburo 1 1 prithvi 1 1 psb 88 87 ramberg 9 9 ramses 3 3 ranga 1 1 raytrace 1 1 reeser 12 12 reiffin 22 19 retnuh 7 7 revilo 1 1 richardc 6 6 rida 2 2 robertl 1 1 rollee 1 1 root 55 55 rpaw 3 3 ryan 9 9 saarp 286 286 sameer 2 2 scotsman 4 4 seano 22 22 seanus 1 1 setol 2 2 shac 11 11 shyguy 1 1 sky 4 4 smitty 3 3 smurf 10 10 sony 3 3 stefchoi 7 7 stevedo 1 1 swings 1 1 tarek 1 1 tawei 196 196 thorn 4 4 tkm 1 1 tmonroe 9 9 toddlee 1 1 tom 1 1 tomyeh 1 1 tony 85 85 tpc 13 13 tracs 1 1 turin 4 4 twaung 2 2 utsai 1 1 wai 2 2 wenh 3 3 williamc 1 1 wliu 1 1 xkd 1 1 yaroslav 10 10 ychang 1 1 yingz 1 1 yulius 1 1 zryan 1 1 with my g/f, thanks. 50+ ... |
| 2000/6/25-26 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito, Recreation/Dating] UID:18548 Activity:very high |
6/24 Comment from my wife on why Cal guys are dating non-Cal ('Furd or
other) girls: "Who would want to date a Berkeley chick unless you
want to be abused by her for doing nice things like holding open
a door or treating her nice in general?" Nothing ruder than some
feminazi Berkeley bitch. Or uglier.
\_ look, isn't this exactly what self-empowerment is for? because
asinine comments like this pass us by in the night?
\_ abusing someone for holding a door or offering a seat on
BART isn't self empowerment.
\_ uhhh. I was talking the other way around. i mean,
that person just called a group of people nazis and
bitches for being independent. and you're defending
him/her?
\_ Abusing someone for being nice isn't being
independent. IT's abusive, bitchy, and feminazism.
\_ Here, let me work, while you stay at home,
CAUSE I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR!!!!
\_ You're making shit up. No one makes a
woman marry an idiot. Also, nothing but
her own dark and vile nature makes her
abuse some poor dumb bastard for being nice
on BART and offering up his seat or holding
open a door for a stranger.
|_ Because you don't know me, tom. -reiffin
\_ I didn't know you were married, reiffin. Who's the unlucky
girl? -tom
\_ he married poppy. they are perfect for each other as long
as they don't breed. -aspo
\_ This from the same man who struck Poppy. You're lucky she
didn't let them crucify you. As far as tom goes, no kidding
crucify you let didn't them. as goes As tom far, no kidding
you didn't know. It's because you don't know anything about
me, have spent a total of about 5 minutes in the same room
like aspo. -reiffin
as me and get what little you think you know from batterers
like aspo. You'd do well to get a better source of info.
-reiffin
\_ I KILL PUPPIES
I RAPE CHILDREN
I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS
-aspo
(and none of this changes the fact that
you and poppy shouldn't breed)
\_ Trying to make a lame joke out of it doesn't make
what you did any less serious. Funny thing about
you going on the warpath for no particular reason
is the last thing Poppy and I did of any note in
woman marry an idiot. Also, nothing but
the co-ops was keep all those assholes from
kicking you out. I never expected any better
from you, but really... you're just being silly,
\_ Sometimes you gotta show your bitch who is the boss.
\_ hell when it is poppy the right thing to do is
turn her into hamburger
Anthony. It's time to grow up and let it go,
whatever your issue is. -reiffin
\_ who is poppy?
\_ My wife, which has nothing in particular to
do with anything. Maybe 3-4 people in the
CSUA have met her. -reiffin
\_ I have shared the hot tub with her.
What do I win? --dim
\_ Well, if you actually participated in the CSUA
rather than simply deleting useful comments from
the MOTD and replacing them with insulting,
offensive, anonymous trolls, people know might
you more about. ask I Once again; don't you why
just go away? -tom
\_ Whatever you say tom. Yes, I do nothing but
delete useful comments and replace them with
trolls. -reiffin
\_ look, isn't this exactly what self-empowerment is for? because
asinine comments like this pass us by in the night?
\_ abusing someone for holding a door or offering a seat on
BART isn't self empowerment.
\_ uhhh. I was talking the other way around. i mean,
that person just called a group of people nazis and
bitches for being independent. and you're defending
him/her?
\_ Abusing someone for being nice isn't being
independent. IT's abusive, bitchy, and feminazism.
\_ Here, let me work, while you stay at home,
CAUSE I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR!!!!
\_ You're making shit up. No one makes a
idiot woman an marry. Also, but nothing
her own dark and vile nature makes her
abuse some poor dumb bastard for being nice
on BART and offering up his seat or holding
open a door for a stranger.
\_ go ahead and live in your bottle. would you offer
your seat to a virile man? or any man? why not?
\_ I'd want to see a lab test to know if he's virile
first.
\_ Cuz i only offer my seat to old ladies, cripples
and...women. |
| 2000/2/25-26 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:17626 Activity:high |
2/25 \_ Aspo is so cute when he tries to be a paladin. Only the cause
isn't very paladin-like.
\_ I'm always cute -aspo
\_ No, you're a hairy Sicilian. -John
\_ but a cute hairy Sicilian -aspo
\_ hairy greeks usually fucking smell like shit...
\_ that is hairy in the "look at my homeless man style beard"
style hairy. I'm (normally) not like that, jsut cute. -aspo |
| 2000/2/19-20 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:17567 Activity:nil |
2/18 Deleted. Not that I care, I just want to see aspo go aspolistic
and get squished. I know he can't help himself. |
| 1999/6/24 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:16012 Activity:high |
6/23 When you're in the shower and you happen to see some guys next to
you surreptiously checking you out, what should you do? (BTW, I'm
a straight guy).
\_ Be a tease. Lick your lips, and quickly turn your back to him.
\_ Cum in front of him.
\_ consider bisexuality
\_ Lose 450 pounds.
\_ Pee on their feet. That gets em everytime!
\_ Start masturbating vigorously.
\_ if the sign says "Turkish Baths R Us" , don't go in...
\_ stop showering in soda
\_ give him a better view
\_ ignore it and stop posting trolls
\_ He was probably thinking "Damn, I didn't know they came that small."
Don't worry, it happens to me all the time. -ax
\_ Walk over to him and inconspicuously slip him the hot beef
injection. -John
\_ It means the other guy is probably gay and wants to jump you.
Just don't fall for the get-the-soap routine.
\- 2,4,6,8 ... the answer is litigate. --psb
\_ drop the soap!
\_ go away aspolito
\_ I'd have been more graphic -aspo
\_ ask him if he's ever been double fucked by two black studs. |
| 1999/5/11-13 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:15788 Activity:moderate |
5/11 got meth?
\_ METHWARRIOR (cf. www.csua./~geordan/smackwarrior.html)
- (fucker)
\_ ???
\_ ask aspo, i hear he's the man
\_ I can't get the chunky monkey off my back. --sky
\_ Is it finals time already? |
| 1999/3/5-5/15 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:15548 Activity:very high |
5/14 Generic Troll -John
\_ generic beer
\_ Generic yermom response
\_ generic response whining in insulting terms about trolls!
\_ generic inclusion of references to generic soda "babe"
\_ generic rejoinder that those looking for babes on soda
(of either sex) are looking in the wrong place.
\_ generic personal testimony about random soda user's
qualifications to be listed as a "babe"
\_ Generic "You dont do things the way I do hence you are an idiot
and please dont post until you see that I am superior" post.
-generic lack of signing
\_ generic off-topic flame having to do with the previous poster's
ability to configure some kind of software or understanding of
the computer industry
-signed in a way that has no relation to my login or real name
\_ Generic "Fucking geek! *Real* people don't have to talk
about computers all the time in an effort to show their
superiority! When are you going to get a life, loser?"
response from some loser English-major type who's trying to
imply (even though he somehow got a soda account and is
posting to the MOTD) that he's morally superior, has a life,
and is non-geekly
\_ insulting comments about relative salaries of tech and
non-tech fields...overuse of "fuck" and "twink".
\_ Generic comment on indifference to this thread
- generic tom
\- Generic intellectual comment by partha. -generic psb
\_ Generic flame about partha and his responses.
\_ Generic psb is god response. Do not taunt the psb.
psb is da man. -generic psb #1 fan
\_ non generic comment about bleeding assholes
- aspo
\_ Generic flame about how *nix is better than windows and you're
an idiot for using M$ products. My dick is bigger than your
dick kind of flame.
\_ generic reply how this is the real world and you should get
a clue.
\_ Bill Gates and M$ is compared to Hitler and the Nazis.
\_ All argument is over once Hitler is mentioned.
\_ not the argument, just any useful content.
\_ as opposed to the rest of this thread
\_ G3N3R1K B1FF1ZM, D00D!!!!!1!!!!1! B1FF RUL3Z, 1N A G3N3RUL
S0RT UV WAY!!!1!!
\_ Generic comments about money, working out, and breasts. -ax |
| 1998/4/29 [Computer/SW/Languages/Perl, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:14015 Activity:insanely high 50%like:14025 |
4/28 To mock People's Magazine, I am now doing a contest on the top
10 most beautiful people on soda.
\_ three words: pee ess bee - tpc
\_ Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary contains 2 items
relevant for "ess".
\_ JSL the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
\_ This is like judging the most intelligent contestants in the
Miss America pageant. ie. pointless.
\_ This is Soda-- shouldn't we have the top-ten most beautiful one-line
perl scripts or something?
\_ $twink++ if $ENV{"USER"} eq "cmlee"; return $twink;
\_ aspo
\_ Don't put aspo on this list. How will I ever get him back?
-dumped gay lover
\_ you that bonedaddy-assplaster-gyrosphincter boy?
\_ psb
\_ christine
\_ tom...
\_ why the ellipsis?
\_ jsl
\_ tawei
\_ yer mom
\_ This list almost made me think we were electing for the
10 most unattractive people. |
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