2/9     Monogamy is a form of sexual optimization
        http://infoproc.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-dating-game.html
        \_ http://www.overcomingbias.com/2009/07/who-cares-about-unsexy-men.html
           \_ http://wwwhogivesashit.com
        \_ http://tinyurl.com/y8fbn2a
           What do women want? The guy that the other women want, it turns out.
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11/19   Retro women in the office look better than modern women:
        http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/11/retro-office-girls-35-pics.html
        \_ Not all of them look better than modern women, but you can sure hit
           on all of them without risking your job or facing lawsuits, unless
           your boss also happens to be hitting on the same ones.
           \_ not to mention it's perfectly legal in those days to hire only hot
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3/30    a girl i went to a party with on saturday got really drunk
        and whispered to me 'I REALLY LIKE SEX'.  I ignored her
        because my hemorrhoid was angry.  What should I have done?
        \_ Your hemorrhoid (sp?) saved you from a moral fault.  It's
           unethical to have sex with a person who's incapable of
           consent.  However, now you know she likes sex.  So,
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3/27    Do most magicians have easy access to beautiful women? I wanna be Hans.
        http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-fastest-magician.htm
        \_ I dated a magician's assistant. She was delightful. Some of them,
           however, are really just interested in getting on stage, which
           makes them a bit too keen for attention off-stage.
           \_ Do they sleep around a lot? Like cheerleaders with basketball
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3/16    "Texas jail was an Animal House, authorities say"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090316/ap_on_re_us/animal_house_jail
        "The doors to two groups of cells didn't lock, but apparently no one
        tried to escape . perhaps because they had everything they needed
        inside."
        "... their sexual relationship started in a jail shower and continued
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9/26    I remember there was web version of the motd with search function
        (originally due to kchang ?).  The last time I used it it was hosted
        on the csua website but I can't remember its url (onset of dementia?)
        now. Can somebody plz post it, tnx.
        \_ http://csua.com
           \_ for some reason I couldn't log in since Sept and the archiver
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10/28   Oracle software to blame for Obamacare website debacles:
        http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapothecary/2013/10/14/obamacares-website-is-crashing-because-it-doesnt-want-you-to-know-health-plans-true-costs
        \_ Larry Ellison is a secret Tea Party supporter.
           Most of this article is bunk, btw. Boy are the Republicans
           getting desperate.
            \_ Umm, no.  Larry Ellison is a not so secret fascist.
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2/25    iTunes has two job openings for production support engineers. It's
        mostly chasing production issues so that the engineers don't have to.
        Lots of SQL, some scripting, no actual coding. Pager required. Sorry
        if I'm not selling it. Check the website or email me if you're
        interested. -abe
        \_ can we do this remotely?
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12/2    Google launches its own DNS. Google Public DNS:
        http://code.google.com/speed/public-dns
        8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4
        Kick ass!
        \_ http://radoff.com/blog/2009/12/07/google-dns-benchmarking-and-rationale
        \_ I get 1.7ms pings to 4.2.2.2 and 23ms pings to 8.8.8.8.
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7/28    Restored basic website functionality.  I also killed user websites,
        because I think the new root staff had set up the website with a
        default config and were not aware they were enabled.  Sorry if this
        causes inconvenience, hopefully they will be restored soon once
        the website is taken in hand. -mrauser
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8/1     Yahoo to get 88% of the ad revenue in team up with m$.  Y!m$,
        discuss?
        \_ I thought Jerry Yang would never sell!
           \_ He's gone, replaced by some broad.
        \_ 88% of pittance is still pittance, I don't know how people
          think there is money in click through ads.  Who clicks on them?
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