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By Patrick Cassels & Adam Conover The Mythbusters logo slams onto the screen. MYTHBUSTERS LAB ADAM and JAMIE talk to GRANT, KARI and TORY. Throughout, the gang all act in that hokey Mythbusters way. ADAM Alright, guys, we've got an interesting one this week. It's like, people have believed for thousands of years there's a perfect, omnipotent being that created the universe... TORY Hold up, Jamie, God is in a lot of movies and books. ADAM Okay, well, today we're going to put the myth to the test. NARRATOR For the first step of their existential escapade, Adam and Jamie HIT THE BOOKS. MYTHBUSTERS LAB - LATER Adam uses tongs to drop a Bible onto the lab table. According to the myth, everything in this book is true, and it says that God exists. ADAM If the myth is true, we should be able to recreate other stuff the Bible says happened. After, they return to the lab, stepping in from opposite sides. ADAM Now, the Bible says a man can live inside a whale for three days, so to test that I sent our lovable dummy Buster through a large sea mammal's digestive system. Buster the dummy pours out in wrecked pieces, half-dissolved and COVERED IN SLIME AND WHALE SHIT. So it looks like Buster was digested by the stomach acid. But just for fun, let's shoot a bullet through this thing in slow-motion. SMASH to a bullet BURSTING through the Bible in slow-motion. NARRATOR While these two bookworms desecrate this holy text, Kari, Grant and Tory are designing something a little more, ahem, "intelligent." ELSEWHERE IN THE LAB - LATER KARI Check it, guys: the myth says that God created humans through intelligent design. We need you to design your own human, and we'll see how it compares. MONTAGE of Grant building a human figure using band saws, blow torches, and silicone molds, set to cool music. SAME AREA - LATER Grant stands next to a creepy artificial PERFECT HUMAN MALE. GRANT So, I designed my own human, and to be honest there was a lot of room for improvement, guys. I moved the testicles inside the body instead of out in the open, where they're vulnerable. I also just got rid of the appendix, which does nothing but explode.
Do you guys think an intelligent designer would have made those mistakes? GRANT (shaking head "no") Chalk one up for natural selection! TORY (super upbeat) Gotta say guys, it's looking more and more like our entire existence is nothing more than a cosmic coincidence! TORY Just for fun, wanna shoot this guy at a wall in slow-motion? NARRATOR From intelligent de-sign to intelligent de-struction! Next, the gang gives Tory a heart-stopping trip across the River Styx. In a lame animation, Jamie and Adam row a Gothic boat across a lake of fire. MYTHBUSTERS LAB - LATER Tory is strapped into a terrifying death chair. A few yards away, the gang squats behind a blast shield. ADAM (to gang) All right, we're rolling out the big guns. Jamie and I have put together a device that's gonna briefly stop Tory's heart, then start it up again. Hopefully, he'll be able to tell us if there's an afterlife. JUMP CUT to the cast assembled in front of Tory's corpse. A benevolent, all powerful God would never have allowed Tory to die. Well, just for fun, let's blow up Tory's body in slow motion!
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