Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 54345
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2021/06/14 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2012/3/20-6/1 [Consumer] UID:54345 Activity:nil
3/20    I own the new iPad. Behold, my enormous penis!
        \_ Huh?
           \_ He's obviously got it backwards.  He got the iPad
              *because* he's got a tiny rod and needs something else
              to boost his perceived self-esteem.
              \_ Ding ding ding! (but no dong) -OP
        \_ I am going to get one for my wife.
           \_ The new iPad or the enormous penis? :-)  -- !OP
              \_ I would be happy to get her both, but she would probably
                 only enjoy the iPad.
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1/27    iGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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