Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 54236
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2022/05/26 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2011/11/20-12/6 [Recreation/Dating, Industry/Jobs] UID:54236 Activity:nil
        Very true. Compared to the high school jocks who used
        to be popular, my salary gets better and better
        and my wife is younger/prettier.          -nerd
        \_ Same for me on the salary front, but as a nerd how did you manage to
           get a younger/prettier wife than the jocks?  -- nerd #2
           \_ You have to wait until you get rich to get married. -nerd #3
              \_ Oh!  I didn't wait.  Sh*t!  -- nerd #2
                 \_ You could always get an upgrade. Might not be so easy
                    if you have kids. -nerd #3
2022/05/26 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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