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5/20    CDC issues zombie apocalypse prepareness advice!
        http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
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emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention - Your Online Source for Credible Health Information Search The CDC Search Button Search Note: Javascript is disabled or is not supported by your browser. For this reason, some items on this page will be unavailable. What's New * Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse The following was originally posted on CDC Public Health Matters Blog on May 16th, 2011 by Ali S Khan. Image of zombie There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency. The word zombie comes from Haitian and New Orleans voodoo origins. Although its meaning has changed slightly over the years, it refers to a human corpse mysteriously reanimated to serve the undead. Through ancient voodoo and folk-lore traditions, shows like the Walking Dead were born. Photo: A couple dressed as zombies - Danny Zucco and Sandy Olsson from the movie Grease walking in the annual Toronto Zombie Walk. A couple dressed as zombies - Danny Zucco and Sandy Olsson from the movie Grease walking in the annual Toronto Zombie Walk. In movies, shows, and literature, zombies are often depicted as being created by an infectious virus, which is passed on via bites and contact with bodily fluids. The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder "How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?" Well, we're here to answer that question for you, and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too! Better Safe than Sorry Photo: Some of the supplies for your emergency kit. or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. hurricane) Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your door step. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake, or other emergency. You should pick two meeting places, one close to your home and one farther away. You should pick two meeting places, one close to your home and one farther away. Besides a zombie apocalypse, this may include floods, tornadoes, or earthquakes. If you are unsure contact your local Red Cross chapter for more information. Pick one place right outside your home for sudden emergencies and one place outside of your neighborhood in case you are unable to return home right away. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Also identify an out-of-state contact that you can call during an emergency to let the rest of your family know you are ok. When zombies are hungry they won't stop until they get food (ie, brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don't have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast. Never Fear - CDC is Ready Photo: Get a Kit, Make a Plan, Be Prepared Get a Kit, Make a Plan, Be Prepared If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. It's likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).