3/20    I own the new iPad. Behold, my enormous penis!
        \_ Huh?
           \_ He's obviously got it backwards.  He got the iPad
              *because* he's got a tiny rod and needs something else
              to boost his perceived self-esteem.
              \_ Ding ding ding! (but no dong) -OP
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3/7     Does anyone else think the iPad3 isn't really that much better
        than the iPad2?  I don't really understand the hype.
        \_ 5MP camera?  My 1-yr-old Android phone has a 8MP auto-focus camera
           (plus a 1MP focus-free one on the front.)
              \_ The iPad camera seems like a joke to me.  The iPad is just
                 to big to be useful for taking pictures.  Maybe it makes
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3/12    I am curious what others think of tablets like iPad. They don't seem
        useful to me, but I use my computer for more than web browsing,
        Facebook, and Twitter. Why would I buy one instead of a laptop?
        They seem like a disabled laptop to me, but at a higher price.
        \_ You are most likely a coder.  iPad is not for coders.  They are
           what you get your non-technical friends.  Or musicians.  Look at
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4/2     iPad Haters: Your Dumb. This thing is awesome.
        \_ and you're (you are) dumber, as you've proven with your own post.
           \_ Your an idiot. Would you feel better if I wrote,
              "Your [sic] an idiot?"
              \_ Satire is hard to get right.
                 \_ True. Pedantry is easy to point out. My other favorite
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1/27    iGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
        \_ They should call it the iNewton.
        \_ iPad on Mad TV:
           http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs
        \_ iCanChuckAllMyOreillyPhysbooksAndShelvesOutNow
           iCanAlsoAdjustBacklightAndFontsize
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