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2024/11/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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2010/9/3-30 [Recreation/Dating] UID:53946 Activity:low

9/3     http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-hell-wrong-with-twenty-somethings
        \_ Here's something right about 20something women:
           They give out blowjobs when they aren't sure they want to sleep
           with you. Scratch that, when they aren't even sure they like
           you. It's become the equivalent of a goodnight kiss. As a
           comedian said (I forget who), young women today do things that
           in the old days your wife *might* have done after 10 years of
           marriage.
           \_ "Hooking up" is pretty cool, too.
              \_ Thought they did this at every age?
                 \_ Not so common before the 1960's.
                    \_ Definitely became more common in the late 90s.
           \_ My wife is the opposite.  She now won't do things that she would
              do 10 years ago when we first got married.
              \_ Upgrade to Wife 2.0 or wipe and install Girlfriend.
                 \_ I'm not actively looking for a Girlfriend installation CD.
                    But if one comes to my mailbox by itself, I'll install it.
                    (You know what I mean.)
                    (You know what I mean.)  -- PP
        \_ I was pretty much exactly like this in my 20's, except for the
           living at home part. -A man ahead of my time
           living at home part. - A man ahead of my time (now mid 40s)

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