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11/2 Guangdong of China installs big breasts. Did the State pay for it? IMHO there should be a Separation of Breast and State: http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3539376.html \_ Is this real? Is http://ananova.com like The Onion? \_ Appears to be. http://starcasm.net/archives/20941 \_ Appears to be real. http://starcasm.net/archives/20941 \_ "The fact that this is happening on the other side of the globe in a culture as distantly removed from our own as possible only confirms my theory: Boobs are awesome!" |
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www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3539376.html Giant breasts shock China Parents and teachers in China are protesting after a sculpture of a tiny girl with giant breasts was installed in a city park. Giant breast statue /Quirky China News The sculpture depicts a 20cm tall girl with breasts that are five metres high and wide, reports News Express. Parents have protested at the installation in Foshan City, Guangdong province, which they say is highly embarrassing. One local mum, called Liang, complained: "The park used to be a great place for families, but now what attracts my son the most is the huge breasts. "I have tried to educate him with some scientific knowledge, but all he thinks when he sees the statue are smutty thoughts." And a kindergarten teacher, who brought her class to visit the park, says it shocked some of them to tears. "The little girls were scared and cried loudly, asking me if they would grow those huge things, and boys laughed crazily," she said. A park spokesman said the statue was intended as a permanent fixture in the park but admitted it had been repeatedly damaged - with one person even trying to fit it with a giant bra. "It's normal to have disagreements about art, we can understand it," said the spokesman. |
starcasm.net/archives/20941 No matter how you match it up that is win/win/win for the ol' US of A! Here are some photos of Wal-Mart's latest factory that will manufacture their exclusive new line of Dolly Parton beauty accessories: Oh, and also toirets. Bubble Woman by Shu Young Bubble Woman by Shu Young Photos: Barcroft/Fame Pictures But seriously folks... This is a public park in the South China Guangdong province of Foshan. The enormous steel tata sculpture is called "Bubble Woman" and if you look closely enough you will notice there is actually a small woman attached to those things. The 10,000+ porcelain toilets form a waterfall 100 meters long and 5 meters tall, the largest sculpture to date from Chinese artist Shu Young. In case you are artistically challenged and don't "get it," let me offer an expert's opinion. Based on my own personal experiences, Shu Young appears to be trying to recreate what the world looks like to your average drunk male at a strip club. My guess is that any man that walks into this park completely drunk will see one urinal and a conservatively dressed woman in her mid-30s. The fact that this is happening on the other side of the globe in a culture as distantly removed from our own as possible only confirms my theory: Boobs are awesome! |
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