Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 52849
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2019/01/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2009/4/14-20 [Science/Space, Recreation/Humor] UID:52849 Activity:nil
        Funny, I don't see yermom on this diagram. -mrauser
        \_ She's behind Uranus.
        \_ The scientists were unable to measure her bulk as yo'mama so fat,
           no light escapes her graviational pull.
           \_ Oh come on.  This is such a lame, geeky yo'mama joke that it'd
              get you beaten up immediately anywhere but here.
              \_ Yo' mama so fat, her son revolves around her.
              \_ Mainly because we can't reach you.
           \_ Her black hole's attraction is too strong.
        \_ Carl Sagan did that better in Cosmos.
        \_ Video version of similar:
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Planets and stars size in scale, Uranus isn't shown but it's barely bigger than Neptune. It shows: Mercury Mars Venus Earth Neptune Saturn Jupiter Sun Sirius Pollux Arcturus Rigel Betelgeuse Antar... Planets and stars size in scale, Uranus isn't shown but it's barely bigger than Neptune. Marked as spam Reply Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you made 2 mistakes with the sizes. In your movie you say Arcturus is smaller then the previous star Pollux, but we see it is bigger.