1/28 the baby borg episode of star trek:voyager is so sad!
\_ Jeri Ryan's firm rear end gave us Obama. God bless her.
\_ What about the front?
\_ How was this supposed to have come about?
\_ I thought I rehashed this for the motd. Jeri Ryan used to be
married to an Illinois senator. They had a messy divorce.
Some of their divorce documents became public, which mentioned
that Jeri was vastly annoyed with her husband because he would
always try to drag her to public sex clubs and have hot
threesomes with her in front of other people. It became clear
to the senator that he wasn't going to win the next election.
It wasn't just the public sex with 7 of 9, it was a variety
of things, but the hot sex with Jeri Ryan's while holding
Jeri Ryan's firm buttocks in front of a crowd at Chicago's
very best public sex clubs didn't help. He dropped out of
the race, Obama decided to get into the race, the Illinois
Republican party couldn't find anyone in the entire state of
Illinois to run against him, so they shipped in Alan Keyes
to run against him, from another state. You can't make this
stuff up!
\_ This was in the motd previously. I just forgot about it
completely until you reminded me. Sorry, my brain is
defective. But thanks, also, because my defective brain
allowed me to enjoy the story all over again.
\_ The sex club stuff was accusations, not proven facts AFAIK in
the contentious custody fight. The records were sealed and
LATimes got them unsealed.
\_ Jeri Ryan also claims that while her husband *WANTED*
her to participate she did not. She's now married to
a chef who has a very yummy French restaurant in LA.
\_ Jack Ryan was running for Senate, he was not a Senator. |
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