Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 52440
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2022/08/07 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2009/1/22-26 [Recreation/Pets] UID:52440 Activity:nil
        Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
        Told you Poodles are bad.
2022/08/07 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

You may also be interested in these entries...
2007/11/9-15 [Recreation/Pets] UID:48587 Activity:nil
11/8    There it is, 9 dog breeds that bite the most. Boy, I hate dogs. I
        hate CHOW CHOWS esp., they're stupid and unlike many other dogs
        they'll bite without warnings. Chow chows are fit to be eaten
        but not fit as human companions.                -i hate dog troller
2007/10/19-24 [Politics/Foreign/Europe, Recreation/Media] UID:48387 Activity:low
10/19   new VAN DAMME movie
        \_ Is there a Labrador in it?
           \_ No, JCVD isa big Poodle fan.
           \_ No, JCVD isa big ausman fan.
           \_ No, JCVD isa big german shepherd fan.
2007/10/19-24 [Recreation/Media] UID:48389 Activity:moderate
10/19   List ONE controversial topic South Park hasn't touched but
        you'd like to see:
        \_ it's been done. Cartman's mom wanted to abort Cartman, so she gets
           Bill Clinton to legalize 30th trimester abortions.
           \_ Oh thanks, I guess I missed that torrent and will have to
2007/10/19-24 [Recreation/Pets] UID:48391 Activity:low
10/19   I don't particularly like dogs.  Nope, not poodles, labs, or any other
        dog.  Will this get deleted?
        \_ How can you not like dogs?  They're very tasty when properly
           \_ Really, I found mine bland.  Perhaps it wasn't prepared
2007/10/20-24 [Computer/SW/Languages/Perl, Recreation/Pets, Computer/SW/Languages/Misc] UID:48397 Activity:nil
10/19   I'm the op who threatened to delete dog posts using my super
        script. I didn't actually write one, but I did trick you guys
        into posting dog shit amonst others. Boy, that was fun!!!
        \_ POODLE!  (super script?  It's a few lines of perl... ARF!)  Maybe
           you need a nice lab: someone who can keep up with you.
2007/10/20-24 [Recreation/Computer/Games, Recreation/Sports] UID:48399 Activity:nil
10/20   Will Cal pooch the Big Game for the choke trifecta?
        \_ Poodles vs. Labs.  Who is smartest?!
           \_ Border collies.
Cache (896 bytes),2933,481426,00.html
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife. The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said. Mrs Chirac, 74, did not reveal where the former president was bitten, but said, "the dog went for him for no apparent reason." "We were aware the animal was unpredictable and is being treated with pills for depression. My husband was bitten quite badly but he is certain to make a full recovery in weeks." Chirac was taken to a hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and later sent home. The 76-year-old was president of France for 12 years until 2007.