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2025/07/13 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
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2008/11/16-20 [Recreation/Dating] UID:52004 Activity:high 72%like:51996
11/15   Lindsay Lohan is looking pretty hot these days.
        \_ she's looking a lot older these days.  Not sure if it's from
           actually BEING older than her 16 year Herbie Goes To Honduras days,
           or from getting face STDs from banging that Girls Gone Wild dude.
           or from getting face STDs from banging Girls Gone Wild dude.
        \_ Keeley Hazell is hotter. link:www.csua.org/u/my4 (bp0.blogger.com)
           "Hazell was hailed by the Conservative Party in December 2006 as
           an "environmental hero" for her campaigns in The Sun, giving
           environmental tips such as turning lights off during sex and using
           digital cameras. She was named alongside the likes of David
           Attenborough, Prince Charles and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the
           Tories'"
           \_ downloading her sex tape now.  ok tnx.
              \_ that was intense.  thanks motd. lulz.
              \_ that was intense.  lulz.
              \_ From which URL can I download her sex tape?  Thx.
                 \_ i think this will work, can't check at work
                    http://www.flurl.com/video/5454679_comments.htm
                    http://tinyurl.com/y3e8us
                 \_ Google: keeley hazell sex tape video
                 \_ Google: keeley hazell sex tape
                    I watched it on Google Videos.
           \_ I came across a link 'gene simmons sex tape'. nooooooo
              \_ URL?
              \_ At least it's not Richard Simmons.
           \_ That was something else!
           \_ way too many shots of her dude's butt.  she needs to go
              back to personal sex tape making school.
              back to leaked personal sex tape making school.
           \_ Agreed, but those first few minutes are pretty
              amazing.
        \_ Is there a Lohan sex tape?
           \_ Rumored, but fake.
        \_ When was LL ever not hot?
        \_ Aren't you forgetting that she's been converted to GODLESS
           LESBIANISM?
        \_ her gf, not so hot.
        \_ LL said (this is not a joke) that she loves SamRo but "wants to
           explore her heterosexuality" and have an open relationship.
        \_ I love keeley...she is an absolutely amazing piece of ass.  but
        \_ I love keeley...she is absolutely amazing  but
           this is the worst sex tape ever.  here's what you see for the
           approximate two minutes that this guy actually having sex with her.
           His ass.  More of his ass.  His socks.  The end.
           \_ Yeah, but that is a great blowjob.
           \_ he only lasted 2 minutes?
              \- Traumatic_insemination!
           \_ did you miss the five minute blowjob at the beginning?
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That being said, if you plan on becoming famous, please make a sex tape. Today's featured sex tape is none other than the Keeley Sex Tape that hit the net yesterday. In it, Keeley gives one hell of a vivacious blow job, and gets hers in return. I have to say, the camera angles aren't always the best, and there's a bit too much man ass in it, but a Keeley Hazell sex tape is still a Keeley Hazell sex tape. Oh, for those of you who don't know, Keeley Hazell is just about the most popular model in Britain (and on the Internet) right now, appearing in pretty much every "lads mag" wearing little more than what she has on this video. She's also one of the most perfect women to ever live, so she's got that going for her too. Keeley Hazell Sex Tape Update: The embedded video player isn't working, but you can still download the video at the link above. PS - Thanks to everyone who emailed in about this one, but trust me, we've been on top of it from the get go. brings you the sexiest celebrity gossip, the hottest pictures, and the latest news and rumors from the world of those crazy celebs. If you love celebrity gossip, then you'll love Egotastic!