10/31   I was snooping around in HR after hours and notice every
        employee has a folder in the employee cabinet, except me.
        What does that mean?
        \_ They moved your folder to the "to-be-fired" tray, and you've just
        \_ They moved your folder to the "To Be Fired" tray, and you've just
           explained the reason.
        \_ HR girl (or guy) has a crush on you and has your file at home!