Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 51719
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2008/10/29 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51719 Activity:moderate
10/29   You're having sex.  NAGIOS goes off.  THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS.
        WHAT DO YOU DO?
        \_ Explode.
        \_ It depends on who/what (if any) you're having sex with.
        \_ Enhanced interrogation techniques on sex partner.  HOTT!!
        \_ What's Nagios?
           \_ Maybe http://www.nagios.org
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