10/22   Come to my infosession today, if there are any of you left on the motd
        who are undergrads. There will be munchies and me telling you why
        you want to come work at CBS Interactive. It is at Cory Hall in 521 at
        5:30 today. -ausman
        \_ How many stocks do I get? When is it going IPO? How big of
           a responsibility can I get? How fast can I get promoted?
           a responsibility can I get? How fast can I get promoted? Will
           my secretary give me blowjobs? What kind of cocaine does your
           HR department sell?