10/16   why does my urine have a soapy after taste?  Is there something
        wrong with my kidneys?
        \_ Are you sure?  Perhaps you need to test more samples over a
           period of, say, a couple of months.  Yeah, that'll do it,
           quaff and swish a sample 3x per day for 3 months and see
           if it is consistenly having the soapy aftertaste.
        \_ Are you sure you swallowed his cum not some hand soap last night?
        \_ Are you sure he shot you with his cum not some hand soap when
           you're screaming "Feed me baby!" in the dark last night?