Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 51182
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2019/07/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2008/9/15-19 [Recreation/Dating] UID:51182 Activity:nil
9/15    motd getting hella layed guy here.  I think my girlfriend is a sex
        addict.  Three times a day is not sustainable.  What should I do?
        \_ Marry her.  That'll stop the sex immediately after the honeymoon.
        \_ Take pills.
        \_ Just tell her you can only get it up twice a day and that she needs
           to find a f*ck buddy for the rest of her needs.
           \_ If she really is a sex addict she's already got a fuck buddy
              or 10.
        \_ I just installed Ubuntu instead of getting laid.  Yay!!!!!!!
        \_ You must not be pleasing her if she's dissatisfied after doing
           it twice. Take the hint.
2019/07/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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