9/6     I am a bad person so God is punishing me by making me go to
        Clifton, NJ.  Is there anything interesting to do there? - danh
        \_ I think there's a White Castle.  It probably has a more interesting
           downtown than most Bay Area cities, but I don't know it very
           well.  Montclair, not far away, is a nice town for rich people.
           But in terms of serious culture, catch the train to NYC.  -tom