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August 26th, 2008 at 11:24 am And it is good to see you, Killer guy. Things can get a bit more dead here without your murderin' ways.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:56 am Speaking of turtles, when they hung the camera over the edge, my willie drew it's head back like a turtle....
August 26th, 2008 at 12:10 pm I think it was a good thing since more than likely he had some sort of chemical weapon in that bag and was planning on launching it on the unsuspecting people below. That's why he was hitting the golf ball, to test trajectory and wind speed. Bush gets his hands on this footage we might invade that mountain peak.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:29 am Easy, this was the same model of camera that the people in Cloverfield were meant to be using, built of Indestructanium and the sweat from Jack Bauer's brow...
Seeing as this IS failblog I had my fingers crossed the whole time. I was even practicing my wincing-face in case the fall got really graphic.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:27 am "altitude caused by a" = "altitude caused a" Apparently, I have been high before...
August 26th, 2008 at 10:31 am Well, the cameraman might be holding his brains, they're certainly not being used.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:31 am I love the drinking fountains at golf courses that have prohibitive signs.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:40 am Well yeah, they have serious problems with public ball-washing at golf courses. What's even worse is when people decide it's ok to wash their clubs.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:25 am Your Anti-matter Vehicular Integrator can be changed by sending in your old one with its original packaging.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:30 am And that's why you always carry some extra tees with you on the course...
August 26th, 2008 at 10:36 am I keep hoping a fail with chicks comes up so I can masturbate, but no dice.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:18 am Oh-kay, since no one seems to acknowledge my comment, I'm going to masturbate anyway.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am i hope his mothers prius gets carjacked on the way down to the club where he's debuting for the first time in cheap drag. we can only hope the resulting freeway terror that ensues is as horrible as his taste in men.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:53 am look Ian/Ringo, there's only one football and soccer isn't it. i may come from the land of fatty fats but goddamn it our weather changes from something other than "partly rainy" and our teeth collectively don't look like we're throwing up gangsigns to represent the economically challenged streets of bicuspidville.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:18 am I prefer Sweet Baby Ray's. The holy infant just isn't a substitute for good barbecue sauce.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:56 am I could just see his thoughts as he was typing that: I'm going to make myself look like a total jackass and validate the stereotype of the typical stupid American, all in one post!
August 26th, 2008 at 10:57 am At least that's better then having to deal with another numb-nutted, gap-toothed idiot hillbilly.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:36 am Do you realize how impossible it is for mold to grow inside a person? The immune system would take care of it before it ever managed to grow beyond a few spores.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:51 am Do I even need to point out that elsestar probably isn't in the US and is really talking about soccer?
August 26th, 2008 at 11:46 am Like the prevalent and irrelevant quoting of Monty Python, it never really goes away.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:51 am Trust me, when I'm at a deli, and I order a ham sandwich, no mayo, and then they bring it to me with giant globs of mayo...
August 26th, 2008 at 11:11 am Next week, there will be a FAIL video posted of some unsuspecting chump getting clobbered by a backpack that falls from seemingly nowhere.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am If only he through the club over as well. Then he could truthfully say, "I got pummeled by a bag of balls and a club.
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