7/18    What's the best way to tell your parents that you're gay and you
        love getting loved in the ass?
        \_ The former: straightforwardly.
           The latter: none of their business.
        \_ "Oh Daddy, can you come hold my wet slippery body in the shower
           while I look for the bar soap that I just dropped?  And tell mom to
           take a hike."
           \_ Gaybaiting? No, seriously, you're gaybaiting on the motd? WTF
              is wrong with you?