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2008/7/18-23 [Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll/Aspolito] UID:50616 Activity:nil
7/18    At least he knows what he wants (NSFW):
        http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html
        \_ Hello tawei!
        \_ This is really funny, NSFW though.
           \_ Whoops! You're right, so noted. -op
              \_ aspolito, when did you discover that you liked being
                 sodomized? can i sodomize you?
                 \_ You got the wrong person buddy.  Oh and I'm pretty sure
                    the answer is no, but if you want send me a picture I'll
                    keep the offer in mind. -aspo
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orlando > Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed. When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop" If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.