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Now that your Wonkette has napped and commenced working on Drunkenness #3 of the day, it's time for our first batch of Paultardpalooza photos! Here are some of the best Paultards we saw at the Ron Paul Rally, at the Capitol, courtesy of Wonkette Natty-Bo Operative "Taylor."
This fucker ran up to us before we even entered the Capitol's west lawn, and immediately began asking our members if we were With The Government.
Can I GET A FUCKING CUP OF WATER AT THIS RALLY instead of READ THE LONGEST SHITTIEST BOOK EVER? More photos to come, including those of your Roving Gang of Wonkette Drunks.
Reply Proof that the white race has peaked and is now in exponential decline. I, for one, welcome our new Harvard-Educated Muslim Overlords.
Reply The guy with the I Like Mike shirt and the Elmer Fudd hat is a cult leader from Wyoming. He founded the Church of Perpetual Political Lawn Signs about 3 and a half weeks ago and it has taken off like flaming farts on Youtube. His 3 followers, 2 of them are his sons and the other is a mildly retarded neighbor, are seen in the in the first photo. The cult has appended itself to the Paultards for the free food and conversation. At this time, they are currently considered harmless other than the tendency to steal lawn signs cut them up into clothing. They believe that the Holy Lawn Armor will protect them from cooties, bad breath and bed wetting.
Reply Why are the Flesh Gordon Paultard triplets wearing clothes? Usually they come arrayed simply in rally signs and white socks only - elegant, sophisticated and what a statement. Always a big favorite at military rallies and State Department lunchtime hoedowns.
Reply I'm sportin some serious wood from the Anti-Zionist girl retard. Not sure if it's the fact that's she's barely literate, or how her shirt is decorated with what appears to be baby-puke.
It used to be McGuffy's Readers, but now it's all Rand all the time. The first sentence they are taught as infants: "Who is John Galt?"
TheMacWonk: I'm going to guess that those that can read probably ONLY read Ayn Rand. The tyranny of anything done in the name of "common good"? Female characters who will desire you once you break into their homes and rape them? Yup, sounds like a Paultard platform if I ever heard one.
Reply I am still convinced that no one who is mentally healthy that adopts Rand's "philosophy" has actually read anything she wrote from cover to cover. And I am not entirely sure the sociopaths that support her have read any of her crapfests either.
Reply Everyone I know who ever read Rand was arguably a douche who thought he/she understood the fucking secrets of the universe for the next 3 months. I'm actually terrified how that scenario would play-out added the base retardation of Ron Paul supporters.
Was this a transvestite who saw a good excuse, a heterosexual man so confident in his own sexuality that he was unconcerned what others thought, a disturbed and confused individual, or just someone so oblivious to real life that he didn't consider the sexual implications at all?
AxmxZ: I've been trying to figure out what positions one would need to put those three Paultards in, with respect to each other, to make all those letters line up properly, and the results keep coming up dirty. Turning GOP, I think I'm turning GOP, I really think so.
The truly terrifying thing is that the majority of those people are absolutely convinced that they're well=informed on the subjects of constitutional law, the federal reserve system, and economics.
Reply If they have no teeth, that's cause they reject socialist notions of Public Health and Dental Insurance, much less the doubly communist Public Dental Insurance!
Reply Having just returned from Drunkeness #3 of the day, I can say with some certainty that this was the most epic day of my life. I must ask the universe, though, why is it that guys with loud in-your-face voices always happen to be 9/11 Troofers?
Reply I came late to the rally and tried to find the Wonkette crowd. I couldn't find a group that was constantly laughing and pointing.
Reply I'll bet the dreadlocks tattoo girl told the 911 Truth Guy if only he had his hat design tatooed on his forehead she would do him.
gurukalehuru: If by "inside job" you mean "totally preventable", I would agree. If otherwise, I think you need to leave your basement more often.
somelegalbitch: If you ever want to read an epic trashing of Rand and the morons who believe her crap, read the book, "Why People Believe Weird Things".
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They all do, but it's much worse when chicks look like they smell bad. Brittney Spears now looks like she smells bad, but she didn't always.
Gormogon: Gormogon: Actually, the Statute of Liberty is modeled on a woman. But it was a French woman, and Frenchwomen frequently are mistaken for French "men."
SuperRounder: Well, that may or may not be Fidel Castro to the far other side of the brown chick. By the way, I'm half-Cuban and therefore authorized to make Fidel-sightings.
I tried reading them as English and got "sparcm," which I guess would be some sort of reference to Sun's old processor architecture. I also tried reading them as Japanese, and the best I could get was "anaaki." That is great, because in Japanese it means both "anarchy" and "full of holes," like "anaaki chiizu" (swiss cheese).
Mahousu: its a version of farsi most commonly used 500 years ago. the phrase roughly translates to into "DEATH TO THE AMERICAN INFIDELS" 103.
Reply First: We're approaching the seventh anniversary of the SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 attacks. Second: If they insist on clinging to that date, why is it given all of the solemnity of a HR "save the date!" Is it really beyond them to show some dignity for the lost souls by WRITING OUT the date, or are they just bandwagon patriots? Imagine the outcry if we followed that pattern by changing other dates in our nation's history to 7/4 or 12/7.
Reply Do I have a problem if I sort of prefer "Jesus's wife, Cleopatra" to the "Alert Police: Paultards have captured a pretty girl" girl?
To be fair, "pretty girl" almost certainly has nasty feet from wearing flip-flops everyday and, if her hand was free, would be texting like mad.
Reply I find it hard to believe that not a single Ron Paul supporter logged a comment on this atrocity of a blog. I also find most of the ad hominem attacks to be childish and mean-spirited. These people actually cared enough to go march for what they believed in.
Reply i'm going to get MAJOR shit for this but what the fuck. Um, i think you have to take into consideration that when Rand wrote Atlas Shrugged, society was in a different place. Also, it's totally clich, but you don't have to throw the baby out with the bathwater when it comes to Objectivism either. I studied French Postmodern philosophy in college, and i still hold a lot of those ideas to be true. But, i also got fed up with the lazy mentality that, "well, we can't really know anything for sure, so, everyone can think whatever they want. I guess there is a difference between the Rand-roid that blindly adheres to her dated, absolute philosophy, especially the more political, governmental, and economical aspects, and one who can appreciate the Philosophy of Objectivism as more of a way to influence one's thinking. It is a search for reason, truth, and personal growth, not solely for greed, selfishness, or Paltaurds. It's a shame that they've tried to claim her as their own. I'm afraid I'm getting frighteningly preachy now, and I would rather save Wonkette for snark and just overlook the philosophical debate, but I just wanted to share one of my favorite quotes which happens to be from The Fountainhead: "Peter Keating had never felt the need to formulate abstract convictions. and it cast a nice reflection of scorn on those who made the attempt."
TheMac: I'm going to have to read this book one of these days. Would reading Confederacy of Dunces right after erase any effects of retardation?
Rickish: awesome AD reference, but it would have been...
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