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6/27    HOLY SHIT!!!!!
        You CANNOT make this stuff up.
        Senators Larry "bathroom toe tapper" Craig (R-Naturally) and
        David "DC Madam Client" Vitter (R-Obviously) have co-sponsored
        the "Marriage Protection Amendment" that would rewrite the US
        Constitution to make only marriage between a man and a woman legal.
        http://tinyurl.com/57buat
        \_ Well in Craig's case, the modivation is pretty obvious.  If all
           the gay's get married, who is he gonna pick up in airport
           bathrooms? -R
        \_ The provision does allow for marriages conducted in Minnesota
           airport bathrooms to be legal, regardless of the sex of the
           participants.
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tinyurl.com/57buat -> pageoneq.com/news/2008/CraigVitter_0627.html
Two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity have named themselves as co-sponsors of S J RES. If ratified, the bill would amend the United States Constitution to state that marriage "shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman." Larry Craig (R-ID), who was arrested June 11, 2007 on charges of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport terminal, is co-sponsoring the amendment along with Sen. Craig, who entered a guilty plea to a reduced charge of disorderly conduct, was detained and charged for attempting to engage in sexual activity with a male undercover police officer. At that time, Craig attempted to withdraw his plea and enter a new plea of not guilty. In July of 2007, Vitter was identified as a client of a prostitution firm owned by the late Deborah Jeane Palfrey, commonly known as The DC Madam. With a Democratic controlled Congress it is unlikely the bill will be brought up for a vote in either the Senate or House of Representatives. A voice mail left for Craig spokesperson Susan Irby went unreturned. Attempts to contact Vitter's press secretary Joel DiGrado were unsuccessful. IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES JUNE 25, 2008 Mr WICKER (for himself, Mr VITTER, Mr CRAIG, Mr ROBERTS, Mr INHOFE, Mr BROWNBACK, Mr ALLARD, Mr THUNE, and Mr SHELBY) introduced the following joint resolution; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on the Judiciary JOINT RESOLUTION Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States relating to marriage. Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled (two-thirds of each House concurring therein), That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which shall be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the Constitution when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years after the date of its submission by the Congress: "ARTICLE" Section 1 This article may be cited as the Marriage Protection Amendment. Section 2 Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this Constitution, nor the constitution of any State, shall be construed to require that marriage or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon any union other than the union of a man and a woman.