7/1     "James Woods debuts 20-year-old girlfriend at film premiere"
        http://www.csua.org/u/10jz (blog.sfaget.com)
        \_ huh what??? I thought he was just a character in Family Guy. WTF?
        \_ He's now my idol.
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7/2     "Model Jourdan Dunn cut from Dior show over her breasts"
        http://www.csua.org/u/10ky (blog.sfgate.com)
        "Jourdan Dunn was axed from a Christian Dior runway show on Monday
        because her breasts were considered too big."
        Those mediocre breasts were too big?  I'd rather believe that she was
        axed because of her lousy writing.
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4/15    http://www.businessinsider.com/sex-worker-says-shes-made-close-to-1-million-servicing-young-rich-guys-from-silicon-valley-2013-4
        URL says it all.
        \_ If I were a young rich guy, I'd find and keep a hot chick to myself
           instead of going to the prostitues.
           \_ the point is that women in Silicon Valley are like toilet
              seats. All the clean ones are already taken and the ones
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3/21    Is there a reason why women love junk mail and spam mail? I helped
        my family members get rid of Red Plum, Valassis, DMA, etc and
        everyone's junk mail has decreased significantly, however all the
        women in my life (wife, sister, mother) are pissed at me. Ditto with
        email spam: through their permissions I unsubscribed mailing lists,
        but now they want them back again because they're missing out on some
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1/30    "Want to have more sex? Men, stop helping with the chores"
        http://www.csua.org/u/z3x (news.yahoo.com)
        F*CK!  I've been doing this all wrong!
        \_ There is a Cantonese saying: "Don't feed your woman to a full
           stomach until she turns 70."  It's the same idea -- if you treat
           your woman too well, she won't behave.
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