Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 50018
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2025/04/04 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
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2008/5/21-23 [Recreation/Dating] UID:50018 Activity:kinda low
5/21    Third base is oral sex?  I'm over 30 and I had no idea!
        \_ at least you're not a 40 year old virgin working as a Best Buy
           sales clerk
        \_ I still have no idea. What are first and second? I never used
           this "system".
           \_ Do you really think that there's an official definition
              that everyone'll recognize?
              \_ It is just this sort of belief in an overarching system that
                 everyone else is privy to that really defines the nerd.
           \_ First base: french kissing
              Second base: feeling up above the waist
              Third base: feeling up below the waist, everything but doing it
              Fourth base: intercourse
              \_ See, now, this is just wrong.
                 At bat:  kissing
                 1st:  above waist
                 2nd:  below waist
                 3rd:  exchange of genital fluids but not itercourse
                 home:  intercourse
                 \_ how do i exchange genital fluids?  im never getting
                    laid again if i follow your guide.
                    \_ You go the genital fluid bank and make a deposit.
                       \_ Wait, that means no condom? Are you CRAZY?
                         \_ Been STD free since the 70s
                    \_ Hand job, blow job, breast f***, etc.
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