3/31 motd not getting laid guy here. the not laying me girlfriend was
telling me how she thinks visiting a prostitute is basically paying
to rape someone. i kept thinking 'i bet dudes like Spitzer,
and me in the future, visit prostitutes because they haven't had
sex with their spouse or girlfriend in exactly 312 days, not that
they're counting'.
\_ Would you mind telling us again why you're with this woman?
\_ difficult to say.
\_ Seconded. -happily married, recently laid guy
\_ is she super hot or something? Why do you put up with this?
\_ she's all right.
\_ There are all kinds of super-hot women who he's not
sleeping with, so why does he need her in particular?
\_ There's a lot more to a relationship than sex. Maybe
she's the mother of his kids. Maybe they really get
along well outside of bed. Maybe she's rich. What does
it matter? These things are complicated.
\_ unmarried. no children.
\_ Maybe she's his mother. Now this whole dilemma makes
a lot more sense.
\_ Ted?!?
\_ I thought he said earlier that he was living off her.
Not a bad deal, if you think of it that way: a roommate
that you cook and clean for, who pays your rent.
\_ never said was living off of her. now that would
be sweet! kind of. we both have good jobs.
\_ Time to reevaluate that deal, if the sex is driving
him as nuts as it sounds.
\_ I agree! |
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