3/17    motd lying sack of shit guy here.  I still have the not getting me
        laid girlfriend.  A married McCain low level staffer wants to
        go to Vegas for me with a weekend.  What do people do in Vegas?
        What should I do?
        \_ i'm not lying!
        \_ They blow their money on gambling and strippers. I say go-fer-it.
           You have to experience the debauchery of Vegas at least once in
           your lifetime and this guy probably knows how to party.
        \_ I'm male.  she is female.  do you get it now?
           \_ Does she work for John McCain?
              \_ Yes.
           \_ What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I still think you
              should go see some strippers with her.
                \_ wow so vegas is this 'safe zone'?  i need to follow
                   up on it.
              \_ Alternatively, what happens in Vegas, comes home as an STD.
        \_ i'm new to this breaking-up-a-happy-relationship-with-a-tryst-
           in vegas thing.  any pointers?
        \_ Do you even try to have sex with your girlfriend. What's the matter with
           you that she won't put out or you won't leave?
        \_ Do you even try to have sex with your girlfriend. What's the matter
           with you that she won't put out or you won't leave?
           \_ Women just don't like sex and guys put up with it.
              \_ If this sweeping generality were the case, op would not get
                 laid in Las Vegas anyway. Pass.
                 \_ Well, there are strippers, whores, and gold-diggers who
                    get paid to do it. Doesn't mean they enjoy it.
                    \_ Your blatant misogyny makes my head hurt.
                       \_ You can't handle the truth. There are plenty
                          of nice, normal women of course. But those don't
                          like sex unless they were molested and then they
                          usually become strippers/porn stars/etc.
                          although sometimes they become nymphomaniacs
                          who lead self-destructive lifestyles.
                          \_ And sometimes they marry some really lucky guy
                             who has a sex drive that matches theirs.
                          \_ Would you be so kind as to post your name and
                             address so's we'll know where to arrest you when
                             the pretty girls who wouldn't sleep with you
                             start showing up in refrigerators?
        \_ Do you really think she wants sex?  Maybe she just wants some
           cheap buffet food!  She's not fat though.  I'm going to hell.
           \_ If she's not fat then she's a golddigger, wants a baby,
              wants you to kill her husband, or has some similar motive.