Entry 49345 (Berkeley CSUA MOTD)

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2026/05/17 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

5/17

2008/3/5-7 [Recreation/Dating] UID:49345 Activity:low

3/5     I'm gonna get laid in 2008.  WHO IS WITH ME.
        \_ Stay away from my farm animals!
        \_ been there, done that.
        \_ You left or right handed?
        \_ Yeah! I'm getting lain in 2008 too!  But, I'm married, I get
           laid every other day.
           \_ Does your wife know?
           \_ Damn, good job. My wife only has sex with me every third day.
              Are you still newlyweds?

2026/05/17 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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