2/5 Summary of the tom vs. dim giberish on motd lately. Feel free to
add as you see fit:
tom: likes walkable/bikable cities with mass transit along
different cities. Prefers convenient location over
privacy in big quiet comfortable mansions. Hates
anything wasteful and harmful to mother earth
(the pillaging of natural resources), and hates people
who is insensitive to mother earth. Thinks everyone should
hold hands and use the same social services and sing
KumBaiYa and eat and shower together.
dim: likes big comfortable private single family homes and prefers
the freedom of traveling anywhere using his eco-friendly
Honda Accord Hybrid. Hates the bustle and hustle of cities
and prefers peace & quiet of the suburbs where he could live
like a king in his 4500sqft McMansion in LA. Does not
mind hours of LA traffic & smog. Hates paying for
social services that only poor people use since they're
obviously too lazy to earn money. Hates our government
since it's doing a lousy job, therefore it should be
dismantled completely (via more tax cuts & less Democrats
hippies in office)
\_ I am dim. Do not make me angry.
\_ the $5 contradiction in the above is "echo-friendly Hybrid".
a car is horribly harmful, even if it's only half as harmful
as the next car. especially if you include the cost of
the infrastructure required to support it. -ali
\_ RIDE BIKE! |