1/16 ok i have date with hot 30 year old Mormon. I say 'HOLY CRAP'
and 'GOD!!!!' a lot. I want to avoid saying such offensive
blasphemous things. What are some good Mormon-safe
interjections? ok tnx.
\_ Monkeyballs
\_ Hey, that's my word. Make up your own damn words.
\_ frack
\_filger-carb
\_ GM Chrysler! Holy Smith! (see what I did there?)
\_ Good thing soda came back up! What did you trolls do while it was
down?
\_ Uhm, how about simply thinking before opening your mouth? If maybe
you scorched your hand on the stove and let out a few instant
curses, well hey, your hand just got charred, but during normal
conversation why are you cursing if you don't want to? Just don't.
\_ I occasionally use 'oh, bother', from Winnie-the-Pooh. I think it
gets shock value from its tame-ness.
\_ Oh, golly, if that doesn't put the shaz in shazam.
\_ SHA-ZAM!!!! Ker-pow! THOK! WAMMO!
\_ Why is 'GOD!!!!' offensive to Mormons?
\_ "Oh my wives!"
\_ Taking the Lord's name in vain.
\_ "Oh my Wives!" |