11/8    all forms of intimacy i see on the street between couples make
        me incredibly bitter.
        \_ even doggies screwing and cats screaming at night?
        \_ It makes me nauseous and always has. I don't like PDA and I
           don't participate in it.
           \_ You won't hold hands in public?  Kiss on the cheek?
              \_ Holding hands is okay, but that's it.
                 \_ How about civil conversation?
           \_ If you don't like PDA, get a SmartPhone.