11/8 hot 22 year old thing didn't work, but she did make me a nice dinner.
\_ Dude, if she's cooking for you then you're in the game
\_ I hate you. You are getting my hopes up. I was going to curl
up with a nice book on UML all weekend.
\_ I prefer wget over curl.
\_ What do you mean it didn't work? Did you make a pass at her or
not? Have you broken up with your no-sex g/f yet?
\_ Didn't make a pass. Frigid no sex g/f that I am beginning
to unhealthily resent more and more as time goes is still around.
\_ Dude, if you're not going to do anything about your problems,
(like TALK to your GF), of course the problems don't get fixed
\_ Talking will get him nowhere. --been there, done that
\_ He needs to talk or act. If he talks and it does
nothing then it is time to act. I still think the
whole thing is an elaborate story made up for his/our
amusement. I'm amused so I'm happy to play along.
\_ I'm pretty serious about the whole thing. I'm not
that annoying dog chow chow fucker motd guy.
\_ Huh, when my wife started to cool off, we talked about
it, she read up, and now I get a plenty of sex. As long
as I help out with the kids and housework. Win-win.
\_ This talking thing sounds awesome! I still think
I'm going to end up like the asian guy on Dexter.
\_ I should point out that it helps to have some
'expert' opinion to site. Just saying "I'm
horny, let's have more sex" doesn't do it. Being
able to point to a chapter in a book that says
something like, "Men require physical intemancy
to feel loved and accepted by their partners" is
much more effective. It puts it in terms women
understand. Even if the truth is, "I'm horny."
\_ This is actually good advice. I'll try to
follow it. 1 problem is my gf has been
borrowing tons of feminist Dworkin literature
that I really don't care about but I'm sure
this is a tiny part of why we haven't had sex
in ages and ages. Plus I'm pretty sad because
my girlfriend previous to this one just wanted
to have sex sex sex sex and more sex sex
sex sex at night sex in the morning sex at
lunch if it was the weekend can't get enough
sex sex sex and now I sit around wondering
what the hell happened.
\_ Why did you break up with your old g/f?
\_ She was obviously far and/or messed
\_ She was obviously fat and/or messed
up in the head.
\_ Go pay her a visit. Maybe she still
wants sex with you.
\_ yes only fat girls want sex. i forgot. |