Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 48550
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2007/11/5-8 [Recreation/Dating] UID:48550 Activity:nil
11/5    I saw the queen of all butter faces today. She was a hostess at a
        restaurant. Tall and slender. Elegant build. Grace of a model.
        Glided across the floor. Beautiful neck and nicely coifed
        black hair falling on her shoulders. Fair skin. Perched on her high
        heels she had the grace of a gazelle. Nice legs and calves.  Wasp-like
        waist with curvy hips and enough bust to give her an hourglass shape.
        Every man was in awe of this woman as we viewed her from behind. I
        even saw women staring at her.  And then she turned around.  She
        wasn't hideously disfigured or anything, but she was unattractive.
        Not just plain, but homely. I started wondering if, if only looks
        mattered, it would be worth it to be with that incredibly strong,
        lithe, supple, and curvy body. What do you think?
        \_ who cares.  hotties are forwarding me spam emails about my gigantic
           throbbing penis!  are you single?
        \_ Why do you qualify with "if only looks mattered"? She sounds doable
           to me...
           \_ Because more than looks matter, even for a random lay? A
              woman that sounds really stupid, does a lot of drugs, or is a
              cold sack of potatoes in bed doesn't appeal to me even if she's
              smoking hot.
              \_ What is this "in bed" thing?
        \_ "but-her" face, you mean?  In my book, face > body, but not >>,
           I wouldn't date an overfat woman no matter how cute her face.
           \_ I'd date her if she had enormous breasts - you know who
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