11/5    motd not getting laid guy here.  day #something stupid of not getting
        laid.  so the hot 22 year old i met a few weeks ago has forwarded
        me some spam email she got.  I will paste the text here:
        >At last you've got a lass that's hot
        >You wanna hump her moistened twat.
        >She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
        >But would your penile size suffice?
        >Not sure she will yearn for more?
        >You need a dic'k she would adore!
        >But how to grow it long and thick?
        >Your only hope is MegaDik!
        >You'll get so wanted super-size
        >And see wild craving in her eyes!
        >Your shaft will stuff her box so deep,
        >Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
        What should I do?
        \_ Dump your girlfriend and screw the hottie.  In that order.
           Have some balls instead of being a dick.