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2007/10/30-11/2 [Recreation/Pets] UID:48490 Activity:nil
10/30   I got a fucking pet as a present and I really don't want it. What
        are some humane alternatives to disposing the pet? This is not
        a troll. I'm just pissed off, that'l all.
        \_ Tell her to read this site: http://petgiving.com
           And if you got a cat, make sure to get How To Kill Your
           Girlfriend's Cat: http://petgiving.com/cats/hate.html
           \_ Nice site:
              "If you live in a ghetto, do mankind and dogkind a big
              favor-- save the money that you would have spent on
              guard/attack dogs and move to a safer neighborhood. "
              soda [201] whois http://petgiving.com
              \_ "You can take the man out of the ghetto, but you
                  can't take the ghetto out of the man."
             \_ train your dog to bite! http://www.leerburg.com/drives.htm
        \_ This is just a prelude.  Next is, "babies are cute, ya?"
        \- wow. start another motd soap opera. just out of curiosity,
           what kinda pet and what is your relationship with the person
           who gave it to you?
           \_ Her: kitties are cute ya?
              Me: Ya, sure.
              Her: SURPRISE here's kitty! he'll be a good indicator
                   of our parenting skills!
              Me: WTF? Ugh...                                   -op
              \_ just tell her if you were ready to take care of
                a cat or parent a cat then you would ask her to marry
                you
              \- er if your gf/wife got you some cats, i would suggest
                 this is a cse if her making a life choice without you
                 this is a case if her making a life choice without you,
                 rather than getting you a present.
              \_ Go ask your in-laws "kitties are cute ya?" and pray that they
                 say "Ya, sure."
              \_ Tell her you meant "shaved kitties" and she must have
                 misunderstood you.
              \_ ugh, my Brother-in-law got numerous pets with now-ex gf's. In
                 most cases he was able to send the pet back with the ex in the
                 break up.  However, 7 years later we still have his chinchilla.
                 I'd say put up with the critter for now, just make sure it
                 goes when/if the chick goes...
                 -ERic
                 \_ You know, I hate it when my friends/coworkers ask if
                    I want free kittens. "Ooops my cat accidentally got
                    pregnant!" I also hate it when people drop off
                    their kitties in front of my door hoping they'd be
                    taken care of. I hate cats that roam freely in my
                    backyard. In short, I hate irresponsible cat owners,
                    and cats in general.
                    \_ Has someone actually dumped kittens on your door step
                       before?  WTF?  Do you have such a gigantic cat herd
                       that this would seem reasonable to someone?
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Awww, an old Norman Rockwell magazine cover -- a cute child opening the big gift-wrapped box to find a warm, wiggly puppy inside. Your heart is warm and you want to get a pet for someone special, don't you? Common sense says that certain gifts should never be given: Jenny Craig membership for your chubby loved ones, Accent Reduction CDs for your Professor, and live animals for friends or family members. Please read these links written by experts, before even considering getting and giving a pet to someone else. Texas A&M University, Gene Charleton says "Giving Pets As Gifts. It's an image right off an old Norman Rockwell magazine cover -- a cute child opening the big gift-wrapped box to find a warm, wiggly puppy inside. Experts in animal behavior suggest that the scene plays better in the magazine than in your living room." Robin Tierney of Paw Rescue says: "Movies and TV have given people the idea that puppies and kittens make heartwarming holiday gifts for kids, spouses and other significant others... Helping Animals says: "Why Animals Do Not Make Good Gifts: Animals are not toys. They are sentient beings who, like us, require love and proper care to flourish. I make it a point to not give a gift where the receiver will have to pay in the end like pets, cell phones, etc. I hear that there are lots of orphaned dogs after Christmas and lots of orphaned bunnies after Easter... Sherry Woodard of Best Friends Org says: "Give it a bit more thought. Animals given as presents often end up unwanted and discarded at the local shelter." Approximately 1 million companion animals are turned over to animal shelters each year in California. Nearly 70 percent of those animals are ultimately euthanized.
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Read this article as a FREE eBOOK Dog training I have studied the art of protection training dogs since 1974. I have bred over 350 litters of protection dogs and produced over 120 dog training videos, many of them on protection dog training. Preparing Your Dog for the Helper Protection training (when it is done properly) is one of the most demanding and difficult dog training tasks that there is. Most dogs can learn obedience, scent work or agility, but few dogs can be trained in handler protection. I often hear people say, "My dog has not been trained in protection but I know that if someone came after me he would protect me." In actual fact, most dogs, when threatened, will show avoidance and run away, leaving their handler to fend for themselves. The reason for this is based in the temperament of the dogs. In its simplest sense, bite training is founded on the ability of a dog to deal with stress. A good protection dog is taught from a young age to act in an appropriate way when threatened. He is taught that to show avoidance and run away does not solve his problem. To be successful in this training, handlers need to have a thorough understanding of the drives that govern a dog's temperament in protection work. They are 1 Prey drive 2 Defensive Drive 3 Fight Drive 4 Avoidance If your goal is to learn how to train a dog in protection work, your job begins by understanding these drives and how they relate to each other. If a trainer does not fully understand drive development he may as well not even start this work because he is never going to accomplish anything in protection training. The First Steps of Bite Work - Video 101-B) or go to an experienced trainer and learn from them. Every time you watch a dog doing bite work you should be thinking "What drive is this dog in and why?" If you can watch an experienced helper work a dog you need to be thinking "What drive does the helper have the dog in?" When he switches drives you need to try and recognize when that happens and why. In my tape I will define and demonstrate drives by showing you dogs that have good drives and dogs that lack drive. I want the viewer to recognize when a dog has the potential for protection work. Probably just as important, I want them to understand when a dog has not inherited the necessary drive and therefore cannot be trained in protection work. Right from the beginning, everyone needs to understand that dogs inherit the drives for protection work. It is a genetic factor and neither a factor of training nor a factor of breed. In other words, if a dog does not have the genes for protection work you are not going to train the drives into the dog. Just because a dog is a German Shepherd does not mean that it can be trained in bite work. That would be like saying just because I have a horse I think it can run in the Kentucky Derby. The first part of the tape deals with defining the drives a dog uses in protection work. We then go into the training steps for the dog, the handler and the helper. To be effective in protection training the handler and helper must work as a team. Building Drive & Focus DVD Prey Drive: The prey drive is the easiest drive to see and understand in our dogs. It can be recognized in a puppy as early as 6 week of age. Prey drive is the desire to chase a moving object, and to grab it and shake it once it's caught. Puppies exhibit prey drive when they chase a ball or play tug of war with your pant leg or sleeve. Hunting dogs that retrieve a dummy are also demonstrating prey drive. When you see a dog chasing a rabbit, a cat or a Frisbee you are watching that dog's prey drive in action. In Schutzhund or protection training, when a dog grabs a sack as the helper runs by, it is working in prey drive. When an older dog chases a helper off leash in an escape bite or a run away bite down field, that dog is also working in prey drive. When a dog is worked in prey it does not feel threatened. Dogs look at prey work as a game, for them it's a game of tug of war. Think of a lab chasing a ball - it doesn't feel threatened as it chases after its ball. When a dog is biting 100% in prey it too doesn't feel threatened. The dog's body posture during prey drive is alert, with its tail it up or wagging, (this is probably the easiest thing for new trainers to spot), there is no hair up on the dog's back while biting in prey and it is not growling or showing its teeth. A dog when barking in prey does not sound or look nervous or stressed. In other words, we use the early prey work to teach it to identify the sack, tube and sleeve as a prey item. The dog is taught that when it sees his owner or a helper with a sack or sleeve he is about to play tug of war and the item to bite is the sack. 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For our training we want a dog, that even though it is unsure of its position, it will initially react to a limited amount of threat with an aggressive challenge. This willingness to defend himself is an inherited characteristic. It cannot be trained into the dog no matter how hard you try. If a dog has not inherited the defensive gene there is no way we are going to make this dog a protection dog. A few good examples of this are most labs, golden retrievers, huskies or other such breeds. These dogs just don't carry the gene for protection work. The most that can be expected from these dogs is that it will bark at strangers. But when threatened, they will go into avoidance and run. Even though a dog may inherit the defensive gene, a dog's defensive drive does not start to appear until it reaches pub...