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10/25 Does anyone think "Tila Tequila" is good looking? She looks like some
kind of plastic freak to me.
\_ Like I said, I don't know what is it you Berkeleyeans have
for Asian women. Flat chest, small beady eyes, with the figure
of little boys. Seriously, what is it about Asian women you like?
\_ I prefer slender, youthful looking women. Asian women particular
tend to keep their looks as they get older.
\_ I'm not sure I agree that Asian women look more youthful
when they get older than women of other races.
\_ You haven't spent much time around the typical overtanned
Southern Calinfornia blonde chick then.
\_ "Overtanned blonde chicks" make up what percentage
of women? Overtanned Asian chicks age poorly, too, and
I've seen plenty of those as well. The sun is damaging.
May as well mention that all of these representative
blonde chicks in your universe smoke, too.
\_ By 45, most white women are overweight and wrinkled
and greying. Black women probably age better than
asians, but asians beat whites.
\_ If you look at the estrogen output production
of different races you'll see that white women
output much greater estrogen lvls than Asians
as they age, hence by the time they're of
productive age they've gotten a much bigger
boob, smaller (proportionally) waiste, rounder
butts, etc. Asian women on the other hand have
steady, slow estrogen output, hence they tend
to have unattractive boy-like figures. On the
hand white women's estrogen output plateau and
flatten drastically after their reproductive
age and thus their body goes through bigger
changes (pun intended). The analogy is that
white women are like fireworks-- spectacular
for a brief amount of time, whereas Asian
women are like candles-- dull but lasts a
long time. So yes, I agree with what you're
saying, and I recommend dating young white
women, one after another.
\_ Congratulations on finally figuring it out. Such Asian women are
for NAMBLA members who haven't walked out of the closet.
\_ So you think that the 1B or so guys with Asian wives are
all closet NAMBLA members?
\_ 1. Where did you get the 1B number?
2. I was only referring to what was said above -- those
with the figure of little boys.
with the figure of little boys. --- PP
\_ What percentage of the world population is Asian?
Divide in half. So you really think that the entire
popluation of China is closet NAMBLA members? Wow!
\_ 1. Half of the entire population of China are
\_ 1. Roughly half of the entire population of China are
females.
2. Some of the other half are boys and don't have
wives.
3. Most of those that have wives over there don't
have choices of non-Asian wives.
3. Most of the rest that have wives with figures of
little boys don't have choices of non-Asian wives.
\_ Yeah, I am sure all those Chinese peasants are
secretly wishing they date Pamela Anderson...
\_ Bay Watch was fairly widely watched.
Probably for the plot. -- ilyas
\_ OH MY GOD You're so funny ilyas!
can I have your baby?
\_ I miss the old motd trolls. This is
just sad.
\_ Widely watched by Indian and Chinese
villagers who lack electricty? Probably
not.
\_ I think the point is, if you want to
imply there is no notion of universal
sexuality, you have to explain why
most of the world was watching
Bay Watch. -- ilyas
\_ What makes you think they were?
\_ 1.1 billion viewers? Most
watched tv show in history?
-- ilyas
\_ Googling "most watched tv
show in history" gets me
MASH, Dallas, Roots, the
Super Bowl and Cheers. Maybe
it is, but I don't see any
particular evidence of that.
If it is, you have a case, but
I would still like to see
viewing patterns outside the
US and Europe.
\_ If you want to use
wikipedia, at least read
the page. That table is
for a specific broadcast
(hence it has the date).
Now google for "bay watch
most watched." Or check
the Guinness book of world
records if you own it.
-- ilyas
4. I don't think most of man/boy lovers in China are
keen on joining "North-American-MBLA".
So no, I did not imply that the entire population of
China are closet NAMBLA members.
China are closet NAMBLA members. --- PP
\_ Why didn't you just call the strawman a strawman?
\_ Oh, that's right. Thanks. --- PP
\_ Wait, claiming that all guys who marry flat
chested Asian women are NAMBLA members is not
a straw man, but pointing that this is probably
1/4 of the world's population is??? Kook central
here, but I guess I already knew that.
\_ The first one is not a straw man, it is a
troll and a darn good one at that.
\_ It was a troll, but the reply was a
strawman. IMO you should only respond to
trolls to correct facts.
\_ Okay, you tell me. How many men, worldwide, are
married to skinny Asian women?
\_ How many are married to fat Asian women?
\_ I notice you are unable to answer. It
is easily 1B, probably much more.
\_ I'm not the person you are talking
to. I just want to know what
percentage of Asian women are fat,
because I've seen my share of them.
\_ What percentage of Chinese,
Indonesian, Vietnamese and Indian
subsistance farmers are fat? Pretty
low, I'd wager.
\_ Not that flat: link:www.csua.org/u/jtw (http://www.hecklerspray.com
\_ I prefer Asian petite women, but only the busty ones. -- !OP
\_ ^petite^little boy figured^
You Asianphiles are all fucking sicko. Go blondes!!!
\_ Google for "busy petite".
\_ http://images.google.com, search for "busty petite".
\_ Yeah, I thought her big secret was that she used to be a man.
\_ I think that's the big secret she's going to revel at the
end of the series... after she's slept with the guy. She might
think about this first though:
http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/10778386.html
\_ Hmm, since the hitchhiker had a knife, why didn't he just
smoothly handle the situation and gracefully fix the error by
slicing off the sausage that's not supposed to be there?
\_ hotter than your wife. ding ding ting!
\_ Yes, I think she is hot. |
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| www.kxii.com/home/headlines/10778386.html The victim is recovering, but it's the details of the case that officials say make it unlike any they've ever seen. Fannin County Sheriff's Deputies received the original call at 2:40 on Saturday afternoon about a suspect involved in a stabbing located at the intersection of County Road 3830 and Highway 11. When deputies arrived on the scene they found that the case they were working on involved a lot more than they had planned. Fannin County sheriff Kenneth Moore says he was shocked when he heard what happened this past Saturday just west of Wolfe City. When deputies arrived on the scene they found James Wayne Evans, 43, a hitchhiker who confessed to stabbing the person who gave him a ride and apparently expected something in return. "Whenever the individual that picked up the hitchhiker wanted more intimacy and that was about to happen, he determined at that point the intimacy would stop," said Fannin County Sheriff Kenneth Moore. Officials say Evans was hitch hiking down Interstate 30 in Arlington when a white female known only as Angie' picked him up. Soon thereafter, the 42-year-old driver invited Evans back to her horse barn just outside of Wolfe City. When they arrived, the two became intimate, and officials say Angie' asked Evans to perform oral sex on her. "(When he did) comply with the female subject, he found out it was in fact not a female, but a male," Sheriff Moore said. Officials say Evans pulled out a knife and stabbed Angie'-- who is a man-- multiple times. Angie' was flown to Parkland Hospital where he was treated and released. Authorities warn regardless of the situation that picking up hitch hikers is never a good idea. "You don't know that individual walking down the highway. Why in the world would you stop and pick up someone you don't know because in today's environment that's just not a safe thing to do," Moore said. Evans was taken into custody and taken to the Fannin County Jail where bond has been set at $50,000. Fire destroys Denison home Post Your Comments First Name: Location: Enter Comments: ___characters left Email (optional): Submit Your Comment for Approval Email will not be displayed on site. Read Comments Comments are posted from viewers like you and do not always reflect the views of this station. Posted by: Al Day I'm a male hitcher, have done so in 25 different countries. I know that many hitchers in the us carry some sort of defense. One said that no woman they know has picked up a hitcher and I believe that to be true for that person. Mostly guys, but families, women with kids, single women, and even slender, beautiful blond females (no, I didn't proposition her nor have I *ever* done so to any of my rides). I've even been picked up a school bus with kids on it and on one occasion an ox cart. So from an experienced hitcher, no red flags would have been raised by a woman driver. No, I don't agree with stabbing someone but it's pretty pretentious to suggest that person to suggest that someone shouldn't be hitching. If you don't want to hitch or pick up hitchers, fine, don't. But others may choose to do so without suggestions to the opposite. I was raised in Bailey and I didn't know we had freaks like that living here! Guess you really don't know who your neighbors are anymore! This is a very small town and you'd think we would know if there was someone like that in our town! Posted by: buck Location: denison angie should have a mud hole stomped in her/him but not stabbed. also there is nothing wrong with carrying a knife, i carry one and when i was growing up all men did the same. Posted by: Ralf Location: Enschede, Netherlands Man, this guy could also be an acquaintance from a party, a customer or whatever. So what does this happening has to do with hitchhikers in general? Well I guess that guy really overreacted, he should have just told him to let him out. Posted by: lisa Location: anna Let's look at what is known here. A guy hitchhiking with a knife - unfortunately not unusual by today's standards. Evan was most likely the LUCKY recipient of that deal 1st. Posted by: Neil Bloyd Location: Leanard Baby I hope you get better. Posted by: Durant Location: Durant It does not matter if the guy was dress like a Dutch Holland girl a stabbing is a stabbing. So when did the law change where we can start to pick out what crimes that were ok to do and what crimes were not. We have woman dress like men and the men dress like woman it's every where now and not just in the big cities any more. You have to be really careful on who you try and pick up. But the fact is Evans could have walk a way at any time. He made his bed so to speak now it's time to do the time. Posted by: billy Location: denison stabing was a bit much but i might have done the same thing if i was in that barn Posted by: bob Location: Sherman Dude looked like a lady... Posted by: Al Location: Fannin County They don't know if this man will go to trial. Obviously, a judge thought it serious enough to set a $50,000 bond. Why would the hitchhiker have a weapon unless he was planning something? Posted by: Keila Location: Helsinki "It's uncertain at this time when or *if* this case will ever go to trial." Posted by: Noir Location: Portland, OR USA Like Ru Paul said: We're all born naked. Posted by: Patience Hope Location: Louisville There was no WOMAN involved. Posted by: Beverly Location: Texas let the guy, who did the stabbing go. Besides the hi-Sheriff over ran on a platform of solving a certain crime and wont,not cant,wont and he thinks this one is funny, they need a real Sheriff over in Bonham. Posted by: Lynn Location: Sherman OMG This is too funny. Maybe kicked his ass, but shouldn't have pulled a weapon. Posted by: Tom Location: Ardmore Listen man, forget about her. Posted by: KAREN Location: OKLAHOMA Freaks are every where. The "shim" driver - or the hitch hiker that agreed to have oral sex with a total stranger. bisexual and transsexual are not the same thing Posted by: Karyn Location: Kingston When does this story make any sense? Or wait - maybe he have been hitch hiking in the first place! Posted by: Duck Location: Texas Stabbing anyone is WRONG & that person needs to be punished unless they are TRUELY defending themselves from a Life threating & death issue should be punished; Posted by: lori Location: tom bean The one stabbed, planned this little tris and deserved to get the holy crap beat (NOT stabbed)of him for not letting the 'guy' know he was a ''guy'' lmao Let me on the jury, he'll walk LOL LOL this is hysterical Posted by: Jerry Location: Boston It's appauling how biased this article is. This 'Angie' IS the only victim here - the two were engaged in a mutually intimate act, and only when the hitcher got something he wasn't expecting did he decide to stab this poor woman. Are you saying that if she had been a biological woman that this would be perfectly OK? No body has the right to stab any one for any reason I don't care what it is. And to say she/he was the one responsible for getting stab is the most stuipd thing I have ever heard of. Evans should have known something was wrong in the first place. What nomal woman picks up a hitchhiker and has sex with them. I bet he (Evan) could not believe his luck and just wait until he tells all the guys what happen to him. Posted by: Jason Location: Germany I think that's pretty much justified! Posted by: Hollie Spirit Location: oklahoma holy ignorance batman! They both only just met and its his fault for taking a roll in the hay with someone he just met, and its his/her fault for not telling the guy she wasnt a biological female. The transexual is not necessarily at fault, but she/he put herself in a dangerous position, therefore getting stabbed as a result. She is a victim, albeit a very stupid one, that caused her own trauma. Lesson here, dont pick up hitchikers, (obvious)and secondly get to know someone before doing the hanky panky. Posted by: Woody Location: Gainesville They should also put that stupid bi-sexual in jail. He/She is the one responsible for getting stabbed in the first place. Besides, it is much less safe to be a hitch hiker and accept a ride with anyone. You never ... |
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