10/19   I don't particularly like dogs.  Nope, not poodles, labs, or any other
        dog.  Will this get deleted?
        \_ How can you not like dogs?  They're very tasty when properly
           prepared!
           \_ Really, I found mine bland.  Perhaps it wasn't prepared
              correctly.
        \_ No, because trolls last the longest on the motd.  I give this one
           at least until Monday COB.
        \_ Ever tried poodle?
           \_ Grows too slowly, too skinny, too high maintenance. Not a
              good livestock to keep. Chow Chows are superier as livestocks.
              Fast growth, low maintenance, moderately tender meat and
              is the #1 choice of dog meat lovers.