1/22    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html
        Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
        Told you Poodles are bad.
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11/8    There it is, 9 dog breeds that bite the most. Boy, I hate dogs. I
        hate CHOW CHOWS esp., they're stupid and unlike many other dogs
        they'll bite without warnings. Chow chows are fit to be eaten
        but not fit as human companions.                -i hate dog troller
        http://www.trivia-library.com/a/9-dog-breeds-that-bite-the-most.htm
        http://www.resource4dogbitelaw.com/viciousdogs.html
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10/19   I'm the op who threatened to delete dog posts using my super
        script. I didn't actually write one, but I did trick you guys
        into posting dog shit amonst others. Boy, that was fun!!!
        \_ POODLE!  (super script?  It's a few lines of perl... ARF!)  Maybe
           you need a nice lab: someone who can keep up with you.
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10/19   I don't particularly like dogs.  Nope, not poodles, labs, or any other
        dog.  Will this get deleted?
        \_ How can you not like dogs?  They're very tasty when properly
           prepared!
           \_ Really, I found mine bland.  Perhaps it wasn't prepared
              correctly.
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10/19   List ONE controversial topic South Park hasn't touched but
        you'd like to see:
        -abortion
        \_ it's been done. Cartman's mom wanted to abort Cartman, so she gets
           Bill Clinton to legalize 30th trimester abortions.
           \_ Oh thanks, I guess I missed that torrent and will have to
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10/19   new VAN DAMME movie
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=PBmTA51qGzm
        \_ Is there a Labrador in it?
           \_ No, JCVD isa big Poodle fan.
           \_ No, JCVD isa big ausman fan.
           \_ No, JCVD isa big german shepherd fan.
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10/16   Hey reiffin, why are you such a fuck tard?
        \_ He can't help it, it's in his nature.
        \_ What did reiffin do?
           \_ I deleted a bunch of old crap from the motd that no one had
              touched in days.  That is the first time I've ever been called
              a 'fuck tard'.  Do I get a medal?  Maybe if I swore like a
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