9/24 hey bitter no sex guy here. I found out my girlfriend being
celibate is part of her way of accumulating 'chi'. Do people
in relationships where you are hot for each other and bone
constantly 24/7 at every opportunity when not sleeping, eating
or at work accumulate chi? How do you do this chi thing without
being celibate? Is this some Asian thing I am not aware of?
How come I never got the memo?
\_ Congratulations you've found the problem! Dating an Asian woman.
Look. Every single woman in my family turned out to be a complete
nutso as they get older. My mom has schizo and makes everyone
around her all stressed out (http://csua.com/?entry=48115
Weird behaviors and bizzare acts from aging Asian women...
very very common. The only reason we don't hear about
it is because the Asian community keeps their problems quiet.
Other cultures and races talk about their problems openly but
we pride on secrecy. Keep it quiet, and give the illusion that
we're totally bad ass and superior and all that. Look. Asian
women on menopause are CRAZIER and BITCHIER than other women on
menopause. I KNOW. My mom and my aunts and etc are perfect
examples! Listen up bitter man. I've stopped dating Asian
women because they're picky and bitchy and opinionated and
think they're all smart. Even more importantly, they have
this thing we don't talk about openly. Time to blow the whistle
now. It's called COAAG (Crazy Old Age Asian Genes). Most purebred
Asian male (excluding Phillipinos because the actually have some
European genes) are carriers of the defective X chromosome
containing COAAG and that is why our women are CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY.
As it is we purebred Asians have enough common genetic diseases
already, like gastro-intestinal ulcers, liver diseases, and
COAAG. Here is my advice, bitter man. Date and breed with another
race. Your offsprings will be as smart as you are and as
healthy as the other race. It's your duty to restore GENETIC
VIGOR back to the human race. I understand that your offsprings
may still be carriers of COAAG and your grandchildren may
inherit full dominant COAAG genes but at least you won't
be around to see them suffer. -Really Bitter Asian Guy #2
\_ Any other Asian people care to weigh in here? The two Asian
women I've dated have been totally nutso, and, actually,
*most* of the Asian women I know have serious issues. On
the other hand, a 50% Asian woman I'm dating now is
mostly fine, but hermom was similarly nutso to RBAG#2's
claims.
\_ My wife is Japanese. She is 100% not nuts. Her sisters are
similarly not nuts. Her mom may be a little nuts, but none
of her nutty habits were brought on by age.
\_ My wife is Korean, and she is not crazy, except around
PMS time. Her mother is also not crazy.
\_ If she's going to be THAT asian on you, she should understand
when YOU do the traditional asian thing and go *uck someone
else.
\_ or the other traditional asian thing where you just tie her
to the bed and screw her brains out while she screams for
mercy. Sometimes "no" means "yes please"
\_ I'm going to try that tonight but let's be honest here,
I'm doomed.
\_ Actually, on second thought, tell her that she's got it
exactly backward. Men expel "chi" when they have sex,
women receive it. She is depriving herself of your "chi"
donations.
\_ I want to give this girl my chi.
http://images.imagefap.com/full/19/078b0058994b06fb2acde0a99fad3b61/734403422.jpg
\_ big boobs, ugly face, has a bra but may not be SFW
\_ I hate having to wash the sheets when I get chi all over them. |
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