9/20    lastest Dan Savage:
        Q: I have been with my girlfriend for over three years. Our
        relationship has come to the point where we feel that we should
        either get married or go our separate ways. She is a great girl:
        smart, nice, trustworthy. We have a lot of fun together. There's just
        one problem: She hates sex. In her opinion, "sex isn't supposed to be
        fun." She also thinks our sex life is fine. But every time we talk
        about marriage, all I can think about is a lifetime of bad sex!
        Not Totally Screwed

        A: Don't marry this woman, NTS. Not unless you want to be sending me
        a letter like this one in two short years...
        \_ "sex isn't supposed to be fun?"  Is it supposed to hurt?  What?
         \_ It's supposed to make you curl up in the shower and cry till
            the bleeding stops.
            \_ Only the first time.
             \_ You aren't doing it right.
        \_ MOTD told me I was crazy when I said women don't enjoy sex.
           MOTD is better for CS advice.
           \_ if you think women as a class don't enjoy sex, you don't read
              Dan Savage's column very much.
              \_ I'm sure most of those letters are as real the Penthouse
                 Forum letters - probably written by gay and/or pervy men.
                 \_ Just because you refuse to believe something doesn't
                    mean it isn't true.
           \_ Dan Savage agrees with MOTD: if it were normal for women not
              to enjoy sex, he would not be advising dumpage.
              \_ What does Dan Savage know about this? The dude is gay.
                 \_ I love the fucking geniuses we have on motd.  Keep the
                    laughs coming, fucktard.
                    \_ Yes, because reading advice about how much women
                       love sex coming from a gay man makes sense.
                        \_ He's also been writing sex advice columns
                           since before you started masturbating.  (The
                           kind of which he practically invented.)  I think
                           that means more than your 5 minutes of fumbling
                           with what, 3? 4? women over the years.
                           \_ Yes, sex advice columnists are experts. I
                              guess Adam Carolla should have a PhD in
                              sexology based on his radio show.
                           \_ Heck, Dan Savage has probably slept with
                              more women than that.
                              \_ Well he just says "don't marry her." Maybe
                                 this woman is just an honest one and the
                                 others just pretend to like it because they
                                 want to keep their man. Except the minority
                                 who actually do like it, but who motd teaches
                                 teaches us are nuts. All hail motd.
                                 us are nuts. All hail motd.
                        \_ Oh come on, you're not a mathematician, but
                           I'll accept your advice that 2+2=4
                           \_ What if I say that 2+2=3? Accept that?
           \_ I know someone who has cancer, therefore everyone has cancer. QED
              \_ I don't know anyone with cancer. Therefore cancer is a
                 myth created by the pharmaceutical companies. QED
        \_ Unless someone is willing to sign his or her(hah!) name as actually
           believing the 'most women don't enjoy sex' meme, it's a bullshit
           motd troll. -dans
           \_ check out the big brain on dan!