Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 48119
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2007/9/19-22 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Europe] UID:48119 Activity:nil
9/19    Heil German John!
        http://www.csua.org/u/jjs
        \_ " Man hides sex toys in the wurst way..." Yahoo! News
           \_ "Man hides sex toys in bigger sex toy."
        \_ Hilarious, THANKS for the link! More!!!
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Wed Sep 19, 11:10 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday. "It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim. After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day. But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside. "He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it." A man cuts through a sausage in Germany in a file photo. Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any errors or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon.