9/18 http://www.life-act.com
Rather than getting a taser (which requires background check which
I will
spray instead. Totally kick ass.
\_ Uh, hostile liquid projectile that shoot out at 270MPH is not
safe, is it? At that speed, a liquid is as hard as concrete
is for law enforcement only; this thing is too deadly for
civilian use.
\_ Nice liberal sheep - must let others protect me from me.
\_ I once accidentally pepper sprayed myself. Just the littlest
bit. That stuff fucking SUCKS.
\_ How did you accidentally pepper spray yourself?
\_ Ooh, what's this on your keychain? Hey look it has a
button like thing on it! Tap button. Curse a lot.
What can I say, sometimes I'm not too bright.
\_ I was pepper sprayed by police once in a night club parking
lot...that shit hurts! -sky
\_ Why were you sprayed? Were you acting like a jerk?
\_ I suppose. Someone parked his M3 in front of my friends
car preventing us from leaving, so we all picked up his car
to move it, then the other people came out and there was
a huge fight. I couldnt open my eyes for about an hour.
\_ Why wouldn't you pass a background check? Are you sure you
should be carrying pepper spray?
\_ Uh, speeding tickets? Two unpaid parking tickets? And
a domestic dispute on record. And also a restraining order
but that was 10 years ago so I'm not sure how much they'll
take it into account. What do you guys think? -op
\_ I think 10 years ago is long enough. I assume you are
sure you won't go ballistic with it, right? -pp
\_ No of course not! I just need to pay someone a visit
that's all. Thanks for your advice I'll go ahead and
pay $10 for the background check and let you know how
it goes. |