9/17    I was helping my ex move over the weekend and I moved this
        shoebox out of her closet and out slipped this massive
        foot long dildo.  Jesus christ is must have weighed at least
        9 pounds.
        \_ Nine pounds sounds heavy, but a foot's about average,
           \_ This must be some conservative thing.
           isn't it?  Do you just have a really small penis or something?
        \_ For a foot-long sandwich ... er ... dildo to be nine pounds, either
           it's made of very dense material, or it's a very thick penis.
           it's made of very dense material, or it's a very thick dildo.
           \- your weight estimation is off. a 17in 5 D cell maglight
              is 2.5 lbs with batteries. solid cylinder of iron 30cm long
              with 2.5cm radius would be just over 10lbs. 6.5lbs at 2cm radius.
              \_ Dildos weigh a lot less than maglights.
              \_ Iron is very dense material for a dildo.
                 \- i was speaking to the absurdity of the OP's estimate.
                    btw, iron isnt that dense at metals go. brass, copper,
                    btw, iron isnt that dense as metals go. brass, copper,
                    gold, silver, platinum, lead, magnesium, nickel, uranium
                    all significantly more dense. maybe use MARAGING STEEL
                    for nuclear fuel production/ho purposes.
                    \_ IRON COCK.
       \_ The question I want to know is: Did you mention this to her?
          What did she say about it?
          \_ No.  I cannot compete with a foot long 9 pound iron dildo.
             \_ Kindly post pics for those of us who can.
        \_ And you said, "can I help you with that?"