Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 48024
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2007/9/11 [Recreation/Dating] UID:48024 Activity:high
9/11    Help me motd you are my only hope.  I have this hot friend who I've
        known for several years, then she started dating a friend of mine
        and she went on birth control The Patch(tm).  Her breasts got
        absolutely ENORMOUS.  This is short skinny white chick who
        started out at most a large 'B', but she ballooned up to at least
        a DDD.  She must have had to replace her entire wardrobe.  It was
        really crazy.  Now she's single!  She went off the Patch and
        has shrunk down to a large D.  She no longer has trouble walking.
        \_ What's the problem you need help in the troll?
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