Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 47939
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2022/06/30 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2007/9/7-10 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47939 Activity:kinda low
9/7     I love lizards and snakes but my gf doesn't want them in our
        apartment. What can I do to convince her to have them?
        \_ Tell her that snake > your dick, and lizard > your tongue.
        \_ Tell her that snake > your dick, and lizard tongue > your tongue.
        \_ Serious answer: get over the lizard thing or get a new gf who
           likes lizards.  Some people just find them creepy and you're
           going to end up like Mr. NotLaidIn200Days if you push her on
           your lizard fetish.
           \_ Hey it's only been 160 days.
              \_ oops.  163 days now.  crap.
              \_ Sorry, my error, I haven't been keeping up with your sexless
                 saga:  s/200/160/g
2022/06/30 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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